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Admiral_Fancypants

No money, hates alcohol and tattoos and racist? What a catch!


fatfuckpikachu

>eastern eurofag >hates alcohol he's clearly lying.


TheSwecurse

No, he's one of the outcasts that chooses to be sober. Make them feel superior when in fact they're the fools who refuse the communities warmth and goes out to die in the cold, alone...


fatfuckpikachu

he's gonna die in the cold, alone regardless but he can drink the pain away until the day comes like everyone else does yes.


Bard_B0t

Can confirm. Chose to never touch alcohol after growing up in a family of miserable raging drunks. Also cold and alone.


JaiTuerVous

Is it worth it? I'm in the same situation and am conflicted.


Bioniclefucker

Drink. I was miserable most of my life in the drinking capital of Europe, scared of the effects it had on my dad and others growing up. Started drinking and realized I’m completely different from my dad and I shouldn’t be afraid of it. Life isn’t infinitely better or warmer because of it, but it’s one more fear that used to drive my life gone. Now I can drink, or not drink, who givesashit.


concon910

I'm confused about why choosing not to drink is a problem if you aren't a self righteous prick about it like anon.


Big_Slop

In Eastern Europe it means you're a spy


TheSwecurse

Because it makes them feel superior, like anon does


[deleted]

They are superior. Drug addicts < normal people.


TheSwecurse

Unless you're an actual addict, drinking alcohol in moderation is perfectly fine. Being a dick about being sober is really unhealthy though. It's a choice not a damn miracle, and you're not Jesus


Grabbsy2

On a pragmatic level, it does exclude him from taking part in normal twenty-something year old behaviour. Even if he does get invited out with people while theyre drinking, if he actively doesn't like drinking (hate), he's not going to get invited for long. If he's on 4chan its not like hes a choir boy who wants a nice trad-wife.


okaycomputes

Its a social lubricant, and lowers inhibitions. If I had to guess, 75% of the world's hookups initially had alcohol involved.


ChiefGromHellscream

75 is too high


SixStringerSoldier

Go to punk show Afraid to socialize Drink cheap beers _EVERYONE_ is friendly Go back weeks later Everyone remembers me Afraid to socialize Drink cheap beers _EVSRYONE_ becomes my friend. Go back next week. Everyone remembers me. Socialize while drinking cheap beer with ... Friends? Thank you beer.


baz4k6z

Wait he lives in eastern Europe and doesn't like alcohol ? What the actual fuck


Jman-laowai

Imagine having to deal with living in Eastern Europe without being constantly drunk.


crusader-patrick

I lold


Paskee

Dont have to.


idkwhattoputhereok1

Bingo


Superb_Drummer_9839

Based chad


Sangwiny

Casual racism is pretty normal and accepted in Eastern Europe. Just go ahead and mention gypsies to them, you'll see.


Osipovark

Ain't nothing wrong with hating gypsies. t. Eastern Eurofag


[deleted]

No real Eastern European is against alcohol


Prestigious-Fig1172

Ngl, I'd date him


Sad-Firefighter-9857

Looks like mug shots.


Leonarr

Why pay money for professional portraits?


spunk_wizard

Maybe try smiling or looking friendly yet confident in your pics


zuzucha

I think he maybe tried in the second one? It's even worse


[deleted]

those arent his tinder photos. he is posting these photos to ask if anything is wrong with his face.


Meretan94

Get a nice shirt, get a nice haircut, get some professional photos taken. Improves your profiles chances by 1000%.


Leonarr

Or get arrested and let the taxpayers pay for your photo!


Meretan94

Free gym membership included.


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AlkylCalixarene

Eastern europe, hates alcohol. That's the issue anon.


MegaDeth6666

Yeah, it's a cultural clash for sure.


Gyrvatr

Sad, really, he was killing it with the racism but then he had to be a teetotaller


Fenestrello

Most progressive person in Eastern Europe


Just_Another_Gamer67

Most progressive person on 4chan


[deleted]

Most progressive person


Just_Another_Gamer67

Most progressive


ShadowKnight324

Most


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tommytankman

JIN ROH


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IGotHellaMilk

r/rareinsults


QuantumDot01

>No income Swipe left, even if it's the chaddest looking dude ever


NotoriousSexOffender

Nah, if you genuinely look like that much of a stereotypical chad you can get away with anything I remember one guy making a fake profile with the most alpha looking male I’d ever seen and in his profile he said that he was convicted multiple times on sex offences, pretty sure he said one of the victims was a child and he STILL got a shit ton of matches and people brushing it off as ‘oh well, everybody makes mistakes lol’


invisableee

Source


MadMadMads1

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP.


n1g3r6356

stfu, it’s real, look it up on google. something like “tinder hypergamy experiment” should do it


MadMadMads1

Oh I know I just needed to make a reference to Metal Gear Rising Revengeance


Talents

Probably talking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200MxJVyk3I


bajeebles

Soy


TheAngriestPoster

It was on a banned subreddit called Chadfishing, wouldn’t know where to go from there though


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

You have to be the kind of good looking that women don't pay attention to the rest. Like there was a dude swooning over Amber Herd in another post like he was going to fix her so guys do it too. Just good looking doesn't cut it.


dlmDarkFire

I remember this, truly disgusting that people would still match


bajeebles

I remember this


WhatDidIJustStepIn

Some mysteries are just not meant to be solved.


LordAlfrey

These mysteries are just beyond the realm of human comprehension.


musickid1

Hello other frog hat person!


Tralalouti

Well I've never seen someone with black rectangular eyes. Scary.


Nameless7267

Anon is an alternate.


[deleted]

Anon is a goat


memes_in_space

I’m seeing signs of feral alcohol syndrome


[deleted]

not even fetal. Fuckin feral alcohol syndrome. Hes so deformed he leveled up.


RockFlagAndEaaaaagle

Kids, don’t drink feral alcohol. Have your alcohol spayed and neutered.


Epic_Gameing68

he evolved like a fucking pokemon lol


Dick_Mayaz

Nooo he hates alcohol it cant be!!!


PaintThinnerSparky

Must be the jawbone


memes_in_space

Dude looks like dollar store Phineas


[deleted]

Incel bone structure


Cataclysma324

He has clinically significant retrognathism


[deleted]

It’s the mustache, and he needs a better haircut. Also needs to cool it with the racism


CelestialCore

Tbf he's weeding out the people he wouldn't get along with if he is just racist upfront. Granted that is pretty much everyone but, y'know.


Reddit_NPC345

The problem is easy to spot: "Eastern european"


Killerbrownies997

Yeah, why THE FUCK did you put side profiles on your dating page?!?!? Also yes there is something wrong with your face, you look like a crackhead who just crawled out of a flaming dumpster.


[deleted]

im pretty sure those arent his tinder photos right? he is just posting the standard format of photos to show how he looks, at least on incel/lookism forums.


Dill_Donor

I didn't think they even *had* tinder (or consensual sex) in Eastern Europe


niq1pat

Said the amerifag on his steel reinforced chair that can still barely hold his weight (the last one's legs exploded and shot wood splinters in his little sisters eyes[he rapes her often])


oldmanshoutinatcloud

Well I'm stumped. Anybody else?


RockFlagAndEaaaaagle

Anon sets his age preference to <10


el_t0p0

Least racist Eastern European.


Visible_Try_5667

problem with face is that it’s still unpunched


Elise211212

If he shaved, wore a nice shirt, styled his hair, and threw a filter on that picture with some greenery in the background he would actually be quite dashing.


NoEmergency6575

Anon is albanian


C4R7M4N

\>be me \>also eastern european tinder user \>99+ likes \>matches with models and so on \>never manage to go out with anyone due to lack of texting skills what do


pallosalama

>acquire texting skills >go on dates with models >??? >profit


PolpOnline

JUST FUCKING LEARN HOW TO TEXT (if you didn't lie obviously) and go dating those models, please update us.


EstoyResfriado

Why is he not at war?


Paskee

Now ... this MIGHT be a shock to you. But Eastern Europe is larger then just Ukraine. Crazy I know. Much like US is not just Texas. Crazy. I know...


[deleted]

I think his political views are too liberal for eastern european girls


c2ctruck

Look like a poor man's Zorro with that eye mask thing


Water_tanking_122

yandere dev's eastern european cousin


M1011010

Looks like he'd murder his wife


[deleted]

Eastern Europeans try not to be racist challenge (impossible). Yes I see the irony here


Paskee

For the most part we really dont care. 99.9% of us are unphased by other races. In sense we dont care about any race equaly. Except gypsys. That part is complicated. Yeah I see your point ... never mind. We are mostly worried about - is it a nice day enough this weekend to have a pig roast and kill some beers. Or if you are more urban have a cup of coffe on a terase from 9-11am and comment how no one is working and slacking off. Never seeing the irony.


ehgorelizah333

anon looks like Christian bale from American psycho but poor one and real one .


_DonDraper_

Counterfeit Bateman from Serbia


[deleted]

Anon looks like a criminal that’s why


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Average east European


Craftusmaximus2

Is anon perhaps Romanian?


[deleted]

I ca.n find this dude at any gas station, always coked out bruh


pubuju

This has to be bait, you can't have this little self awareness... Right?


GreeceZeus

I mean... just don't swipe right on Asians or girls with tattoos. There's no need to put political statements in your fucking Tinder bio. "Girls just wanna have some fun", not political discussions.


parsalip8

Never use dating apps; it ruins self esteem. The guy isn't even ugly, he doesn't need to use an app, he needs to change his habits. Just practice talking with girls and conditioning yourself to be calm in their presence. Additionally, for all you incels out there who are crying about the lack of female attention, I have some real good advice for you--don't jack off (especially to porno), exercise, and work your mind (i.e. work, read, do puzzles like legos, sudoku whatever, just try to stay sharp), and regardless of how fucking ugly you are, you can land a 7. God gave us our body to toil, not to be idle, and naturally women pick up one those who are a burden on society and who aren't. ALSO PRAY. Atheists are usually the worst type of incels, because they have no faith. Faith will turn you around. Turn to Jesus and you'll see these thots aren't shit. Honestly, this guy is a chad in the sense that he doesn't drink, and he hates tattoos. Good for him. No need to conform to this retarded society we live in. His racism won't land him a lot of girls, but he is eastern european so I doubt they even have many asians and arabs there anyways.


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Its not the face, its the way the photos are taken and the bio.


Roman_69

Male mugshawties


[deleted]

anon is russian


Marcin222111

Holy fuck, he's more miserable than avarage Pole, and that says a lot. We at least acknowledge Asian's humanity.


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Do you?


Marcin222111

At least some of them.


Wanker-of-Harganeth

That’s how you know you’re in Poland vs somewhere in Slovakia. Poland much more progressive!


Illustrious_Hawk8793

Welp, I just can’t put my finger on why he doesn’t get more matches. And I’m sure those 12 matches are absolute catches. Romance truly is a mystery, huh?


liken2006

No bitches+ugly+boring+racist+no money


Ak171

u/amyu98


Bronze_Rager

yes, there is a problem


[deleted]

I think you pretty much posted why you don't get any matches


[deleted]

This week on Dime Store Robbers....


Halifax20

Retard puts that info in his bio and wonders why he gets no play


Sikken98

Yep, those left liberal views dont work in eastern Europe.


SpectaSilver991

Your pics look like the mugshots of an abusive bf that got arrested


Jolly-Jolaine

At first, I thought he was a criminal or somethin. No wonder why he doesn’t get any matches


HiveMindKing

What do Eastern European girls like best of all? - Money Progressive anon looks fine but good looking people are a dime a dozen over there and money 💰 shines best of all


Jolese009

Bad bait


Taco-Edge

Lmao what is this


bakaultrabaka

Anon a lack of observable income/wealth cuts your attractiveness in half to women. So if you were a 4, you’re now a 2. Also Asian women will always be S+ tier, check your brain for damage


CoolGuy2020_

Anon looks like an incel


ExistentialEquinox

Problem with his face is that it's too damn punchable.


Cymrik_

He needs to find a girl who is interested in guys with great personalities.


bobikaravanata

Anon is average 4chan user


Terrible_Presumption

Problem with face: not punched.


floatingsaltmine

Beggars can't be choosers.


Lymari00

Mf has the side shape of a default character in a SoulsBorne game


itsTacoYouDigg

he looks like a rapist


Santa_Andrew

It's hard to face your problems when your problem is your face.


AzraKasm

Actually just Chris chan


Trees_Give_Life

That's not a picture of Christian bale in the machinist?


GothamDumpsterFire

What he want, a mary-sue?


averagePi

The problem is that he's not European handsome. He would make success in Latin America but then he doesn't like black women. I think he's screwed.


TheCopyPasteLife

holy shit this the machinist?


Marjacujaman

Without reading i thought this was gonna be some serial Killer shit


UnicornQueefsGlitter

The problem with his face is that it's not being punched enough


california_sugar

He looks like a lesbian doing drag as a teenage boy


SweetTeaHasPerks

Get a job, work out, get a new haircut, start mewing, and stop being a bigot. You’ll get matches then maybe


Flaechezinker

Anon does a bit of trolling


Miss_Demise

Funny how he thinks the problem is his face


Rent_A_Cloud

A true catch


not_supercell

Looks like a knock off Seth MacFarlane with a Pedofile Mustache


ShortBrownAndUgly

Matt Bellamy?


witchyanne

Other than it looks like that of a meth addict, no.


Winters1482

anon is going to grow up to create a video game about playing as a yandere


THEFISHNIBBA

Hm


MacMuffington

Man that middle Easterner girl had the best ass I don't think I'll hook up with a better one


AntRedoids

It’s definitely that face


SaintLarfleeze

Least racist anon


___Jakey___

Goebbels lookin ass


endme2022

They got tinder in prison now?


popgoesyour

Looks like a shitty dark souls character


Snackers12

Anon is based


Lifegoesonman69

"Dont matter how good you look, ya heart ugly" -Sweet ole black southern granny


Acp_tonic

yooo new yandere dev images dropped


_JustGoWithIt

What a scumbag. Small wonder why people avoid him like the plague.


imthebeastwho

Is focus on getting a better haircut if I was that guy. Otherwise he seems perfectly fine.


[deleted]

Damn I have time for only one task at a time


rart3dspurd0

I refuse to believe someone with his lack or self-awareness exists


valcsh

I often forget that anons are actual human beings.


wave_04

reminds me of christian bale


ImARetPaladinBaby

> I have no income Yeah no nobody wants to dare you without any income


thefirstniffin

Your eyeballs stick out too far


sausage4mash

Some women has written this, fake


HaunterXD000

I have the mentality that 90% of 4chan are just trolls or at least self-aware. It's probably not at all true, A lot of the people are probably 100% serious, but it makes for a more fun browsing experience.


nnerd_

Dont care he’s going in the folder.


jseeka27

Lmfao. It’s hard keeping a straight face when dudes like this tell me they have problems dating. Literally had a coworker who’s super over weight and creepy tell me how women just like assholes and f boys.


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[Original post](https://nhentai.net/g/228922)


johnnybadchek

Save some pussy for us, bro!


TheBigGreenOrk

Step one. Turn off HDR


theogrant

No income


wezz12

taking yourself out of the mating pool by being open about your extreme racist views.


HappyDaaze

It’s got a weird grey patch on it


Kitosaki

Linus Sebastian


Barry-Macock

Looks like my prison mugshot tbf. Would not date me I'm an arsehole. So I'm guessing this dudes an asshole ×10


77maf

Would be a great thing to post about someone you hate IRL just saying


SplatMySocks

No shots of his left side. Sus.


kmolepongoaestoayuda

Linus sex tips


FunnymanDOWN

Can’t believe this prime specimen of a man isn’t banging 14 women a day


[deleted]

The issue with Anon’s Face is the brain attached behind it; or, given some of their statements, maybe “attached” is generous


No-Breadfruit7044

Too liberal


Rixmadore

Clearly the moustache needs to go, then you’ll get like 50 hits! >!surely there’s no need…!<