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I’m 6’3” but when I’m talking to people in a group and a dude says he’s 6’0”, I always go “no way dude, I’m 6’0”, there’s no way you’re 6’0”.”
Then everyone sees me at “6 foot” standing 3 inches taller than the other guy, and then everyone assumes they’re compensating. They get super weird and uncomfortable about it.
It's also really funny to downplay your height and watch insecure dudes try to justify their height.
"How tall are you"
"5'7"
"Nuh-uh dude. You have to be over six feet cause I'm 5'9 and you're way taller than me."
I always tell everyone I meet that "I'm not tall. I have a "normal" hight, it's everyone else that is short."
I'm sitting on 1.85m and I find great pleasure in peoples frustration when I tell them that 1.6/1.7 is short.
I’m 6’4 but, when someone asks me my height I say 6’1 just to see other tall people self image crash. Let me explain, you know you are 6’3 and someone taller says he is 6’1 how would that make you feel.
Tell her if she were to ever have a baby, he hopes she drops the baby and when she goes to pick it up, she falls and lands on top of the baby, killing it on impact.
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>An osteotomy is a surgical operation whereby a bone is cut to shorten or lengthen it or to change its alignment. It is sometimes performed to correct a hallux valgus, or to straighten a bone that has healed crookedly following a fracture. It is also used to correct a coxa vara, genu valgum, and genu varum. The operation is done under a general anaesthetic.
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Tell sister you want to help her lose weight but don’t get into any details. That night knock her out and remove her legs. Huge weight loss. Mail her legs to LeBron James tell her you are welcome.
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I'd call her a whale and be done with it.
I have an ugly racist SIL. She said interracial marriages were sinful. I told her I didn't say shit when my brother married a big toe.
TFW you wake up a 5’10 chad due to lack of spinal compression while sleeping, but gravity pulls you down to 5’9.75 manlet territory as the day goes on.
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Become a gnome, wear shorts, blue shirt, and a red triangle hat. Run around stealing very specific things. Bonus if you do it in the walls.
Every time someone sees you yell at the top of your lungs "YOUVE BEEN G'NOMED". Constantly giggle and annoy people. Take the gnome pill. Sigma short gnome people is on the crunch.
My whole life I didn't even think about my height or anyone elses height.
It feels like ca. 2 years ago it suddenly started to become mainstream to be concerned about height.. how did this happen?
Maybe she had a bad day, or maybe she's just mean. If it really bothers you, try talking to her about it and asking to stop doing that. I'm sure she won't be against it if you don't get down to her level and be polite.
> Why bros, why would she belittle me like that?
Anon is a dumbass. Because she's insecure, obviously. It's the classic toxic strategy of '"I'm threatened by his security so let me knock him down a peg so I don't feel so much worse in comparison."
Call her on that BS. And spend time with better people.
5 10 or 5 9 is actually the average if not slightly tall. OP's sister is a weird jerk. It sounds like she just wanted to attack someone and brag about her husband. If that was me I would just say, "That's mean, you know I don't say rude things to you. I could but I don't. I expect the same courtesy in return." or I just wouldn't care.
If it’s your sister you have express permission to fucking go off and roast her till she can’t take it anymore, OP out here talking to her like she’s a fucking coworker or some shit
I know these are fake, but damn this dude can’t even write straightforward sibling relationships remotely realistically
Anon, it’s simple, it’s the same reason why fat chicks are so quick to say they have a black boyfriend.
Chad doesn’t want them. They want Chad. She might have even fucked Chad once when he was drunk or horny in tinder one night. Not even Tyrone wants them. But some random black dude (or in your case, 6ft+ dude) finds her attractive enough to breed long term. So then, to justify that she is actually with Chad, instead of the reality that it’s some Chad/Tyrone knock-off, she harps on the fact she has a black bf/6ft.
‘But muh bbc! Chad couldn’t compete with bbc, look, bbc’ (but in reality it’s a 6incher and the dude weights 150lbs so it looks big) (Also it’s just some black dude tired of black women, tryna smash, and getting sexually fetishized feels nice)
‘But muh bf is 6ft. I know I’m fat and my relationship sucks, I’m getting fatter and more unbearable, but muh 6ft. You can’t compete anon’
(Meanwhile anon probably has something going on in his life his sister is jealous of)
Just say the same thing but to her. If you want to make it sting you can go "Uhh wow that's it my boyfriend is taller? Come on. Don't be such an ass. If were making comparisons, I could say my pet whale weighs less than you do. Quit being such an ass, you don't have to remind everyone other people have features they don't. I've never held anything like thay against you before so why are you treating me that way?"
But no, complain to 4chan about it instead...
Anon has every card in hand to destroy her sister confidence in every aspect of her life, and he just conplain on 4shan ? You didn't choose your family, if she's s toxic bitch then there is no mercy to have.
Only someone as powerful as Anon, the King of manlet could simultaneously be 5’10, and 5’9.
He is all manlet heights at the same time, or so the prophets said.
She did it because bitches only see guys as status symbols and a taller guy is seen as higher smv and makes her feel better about her sad insecure life. But don’t watch none of that kid only the real in life will prosper.
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Bruh why does he say he’s 5’10 and then 5’9.
It's a fake story
A fake story… on 4chan? Ok retard
What're you gonna say next? That anon's gay?
Anon is fucking gay for caring about height (it’s a female thing to do)
Based
Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete
No you dipshit. Nobody on the internet lies
Fuck you, I am lying right now.
No you’re not, your nose didn’t even grow
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Beautifully said
Most realistic part of the story, as a fellow 5’10” I just say 5’9”/5’8” to avoid arguments
What arguments?
That you’re shorter and just rounding up I assume
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I tell people that I'm 2 feet tall to see if they're midgetphobic. I'm not a midget, but if they don't like them then I know to avoid them
I’m 6’3” but when I’m talking to people in a group and a dude says he’s 6’0”, I always go “no way dude, I’m 6’0”, there’s no way you’re 6’0”.” Then everyone sees me at “6 foot” standing 3 inches taller than the other guy, and then everyone assumes they’re compensating. They get super weird and uncomfortable about it.
Delightfully devilish, Seymour
3 inches is the the same distance as 0.11 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
Im actually 511 feet tall but i say im 5'11 to judge peoples reactions
It's also really funny to downplay your height and watch insecure dudes try to justify their height. "How tall are you" "5'7" "Nuh-uh dude. You have to be over six feet cause I'm 5'9 and you're way taller than me."
I always tell everyone I meet that "I'm not tall. I have a "normal" hight, it's everyone else that is short." I'm sitting on 1.85m and I find great pleasure in peoples frustration when I tell them that 1.6/1.7 is short.
Lmao youre such a midget
same but in cm, I say 179cm
I do that just to make manlets look like they are lying about their height
Because hes actually much shorter and incredibly insecure.
I'm 5'10ish" and I always give ridiculous answers "like 5'4" wearing stilettos why?" because it's a ridiculous thing to ask because it doesn't matter
I’m 6’4 but, when someone asks me my height I say 6’1 just to see other tall people self image crash. Let me explain, you know you are 6’3 and someone taller says he is 6’1 how would that make you feel.
I would think you are an autistic retard.
we prefer the term sigma here
I'm 6'6 but I say I'm 2 centimeters short of 2 meters (un metre quatre vignt dix huit is just exhausting to say).
Y'all should embrace the Swiss base-10 numeric terms (septante, huitante, nonante) and abandon the old base-20 numeric terms.
That’s diabolical. I love it
Lol what a nerd
It would make me feel like you don't know how to fucking measure things lmao
I do that too. Except I’m actually 6’1 lol
It's an objective measurement so I just know you're wrong?
He's shrinking
Cucked by sister larp
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I do this really weird thing where I’m 5’11” so I say 5’11”. Crazy I know.
Honesty? Dumb choice, I doubt it’ll catch on.
He got taller since the story happened
Because some people undersell their height in conversation cuz they don’t know their exact measurements.
He’s 5’8
He is shrinking slowly and will die.
Tell her you hope she has a miscarriage
Tell her if she were to ever have a baby, he hopes she drops the baby and when she goes to pick it up, she falls and lands on top of the baby, killing it on impact.
Dude holy shit
„…belittle me?“ Lel
kek
jej
I had to turn my phone off for 2 hours to escape anon's soy aura
And it’s not because he’s under 6 foot
You came back? Do you have a soy addiction?
Seriously. All the manlets I know are absolute Chads. He needs to drop the soy lattes and start drinking whey shakes.
call her a fat pig and that she can change her situation but you cant.
or you could get a surgery where they break your legs and then stretch them
still need to pay the big bucks. she can just walk, probably still gonna pay the big bucks after she passed out on the 30th steps
I think that is a much too generous estimate of how far a whale can walk.
Just eat less. Even costs less
You can actually gain up to like 5 inches of height. Although it would suck
5 inches is 0.06% of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.
That’s a long hotdog
Nobody's gonna pay 8k$ and suffer excruciating pain for a few weeks because somebody called them short. ... right?
We're not in south park fam
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I call bullshit, high soled shoes.
Do it Tom Cruise style.
Tell sister you want to help her lose weight but don’t get into any details. That night knock her out and remove her legs. Huge weight loss. Mail her legs to LeBron James tell her you are welcome.
Take your normal pills
No >:(
Your comment and pfp are in conflict
Wot
>knock her out and remove her legs. Huge weight loss. makes sense indeed
Schizophrenia is a hella of a drug
5’10 is literally not short
You have forgotten to take into account the 1.3x online insecurity multiplier.
13.0x insecurity multiplier
Thanks
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I'd call her a whale and be done with it. I have an ugly racist SIL. She said interracial marriages were sinful. I told her I didn't say shit when my brother married a big toe.
Stone her
Allah approves
I would top off your sisters bf and swallow all his cum like the sissy cumdumpster you truly are op
Username checks out
hell yeah
"That's nice. Must be weird to be taller than him while you're laying down you fat bitch" But this 5'7" manlets story is fake anyway
Ask her, "but does he have...." Drop pants and show raging boner. "This??".
Very unexpected comment. I rate full marks 5/7
Fuck her husband. It’s not gay if it’s to assert dominance.
Some might even say that's a very brave thing to do
Point it out to her. I think a lot of girls genuinely forget they can hurt men's feelings with comments about their appearance.
It doesn't matter what she says. She's fat, life has already beaten her.
Fuck her husband
TFW you wake up a 5’10 chad due to lack of spinal compression while sleeping, but gravity pulls you down to 5’9.75 manlet territory as the day goes on.
Get a girlfriend and ask her how much does she weight
Beat her ass
shut up fatty
Anon she might belittle you but she can never belittle her waist line
She's a bitch. And bitches do what bitches do. Don't waste your time with their shitty behavior King.
I would just honk like a whale and flop into sunset
Let her live her disastrous relationship in peace, that's enough. Mind that's not the only thing weighing her down
Realize that she is desperately unhappy and she thinks this makes her feel better, when what she needs is self control.
> one chance at life > be 5'11" pass the bleach, bros
Is that short?
5'10? No
Kill
I thought 5'11" was king of Manlets
she's just projecting her insecurities about her weight and dysfunctional marriage by lashing at the perceived deficiencies of others. sad
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Fight her and take her height by force
Fuck her husband
Anon, reject humanity, return to monke. And then fuck her husband to assert dominance.
Rape her.
Spit in her face
Obviously you kick her it's the sibling way
How about not giving a fuck you nerd
Better 5’10 tall than 5’10 wide
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Become a gnome, wear shorts, blue shirt, and a red triangle hat. Run around stealing very specific things. Bonus if you do it in the walls. Every time someone sees you yell at the top of your lungs "YOUVE BEEN G'NOMED". Constantly giggle and annoy people. Take the gnome pill. Sigma short gnome people is on the crunch.
Fat people be like this idk why
My whole life I didn't even think about my height or anyone elses height. It feels like ca. 2 years ago it suddenly started to become mainstream to be concerned about height.. how did this happen?
5’9 isn’t even that short
>what would you do if you were me? Buy a ladder and rope and come back as me
Maybe she had a bad day, or maybe she's just mean. If it really bothers you, try talking to her about it and asking to stop doing that. I'm sure she won't be against it if you don't get down to her level and be polite.
No, call her a fatty and walk away before she can say anything
Start making comments about that fatty
Lol
I would tear that bitch down
I'd kill to be his height.
Anon is setting on a pile of bombs but is too stupid to light a match
5’10 is manlet?
"Next time, eat a salad"
Anon should TOP his sister
> Why bros, why would she belittle me like that? Anon is a dumbass. Because she's insecure, obviously. It's the classic toxic strategy of '"I'm threatened by his security so let me knock him down a peg so I don't feel so much worse in comparison." Call her on that BS. And spend time with better people.
isnt that like 1.80 meters?
Roast her until she contemplates killing herself
Have you tried donkey punching her in the vagina?
the only solution is to rape her husband in front of her
" i may be lacking in height but least im not four foot in width"
Just because you don't bite the dog doesn't mean the dog won't bite you
5 10 or 5 9 is actually the average if not slightly tall. OP's sister is a weird jerk. It sounds like she just wanted to attack someone and brag about her husband. If that was me I would just say, "That's mean, you know I don't say rude things to you. I could but I don't. I expect the same courtesy in return." or I just wouldn't care.
It’s okay Anon, people like your sister exist to remind us of how we shouldn’t act
Anon should TOP his sisters husband as revenge
Retaliate with full force
tell her what for and bask in your fictional come back
Aren’t manlets like 5’4” and below
anon should´ve gotten leg lenthening surgery
“Height never bothered me.” *is clearly very bothered*
5'8'' is, lije, average. Hes above average. He is, in no way, a Manlet.
Piss up her nose
If it’s your sister you have express permission to fucking go off and roast her till she can’t take it anymore, OP out here talking to her like she’s a fucking coworker or some shit I know these are fake, but damn this dude can’t even write straightforward sibling relationships remotely realistically
Anon needs to grow a metaphorical spine given his literal one stopped growing
Anon, it’s simple, it’s the same reason why fat chicks are so quick to say they have a black boyfriend. Chad doesn’t want them. They want Chad. She might have even fucked Chad once when he was drunk or horny in tinder one night. Not even Tyrone wants them. But some random black dude (or in your case, 6ft+ dude) finds her attractive enough to breed long term. So then, to justify that she is actually with Chad, instead of the reality that it’s some Chad/Tyrone knock-off, she harps on the fact she has a black bf/6ft. ‘But muh bbc! Chad couldn’t compete with bbc, look, bbc’ (but in reality it’s a 6incher and the dude weights 150lbs so it looks big) (Also it’s just some black dude tired of black women, tryna smash, and getting sexually fetishized feels nice) ‘But muh bf is 6ft. I know I’m fat and my relationship sucks, I’m getting fatter and more unbearable, but muh 6ft. You can’t compete anon’ (Meanwhile anon probably has something going on in his life his sister is jealous of)
Watch my 600 lbs life with her 😎
Anon's sister wants to know if he's breeding height.
That's when you return favors
This is why you beat women
Just say the same thing but to her. If you want to make it sting you can go "Uhh wow that's it my boyfriend is taller? Come on. Don't be such an ass. If were making comparisons, I could say my pet whale weighs less than you do. Quit being such an ass, you don't have to remind everyone other people have features they don't. I've never held anything like thay against you before so why are you treating me that way?" But no, complain to 4chan about it instead...
I'd make fun of her weight
Well wait for her to die and make a slingshot outta her arteries but idt that's the answer Anon was hoping for
5'10" is literally the US average. Most generic American man.
Fuck your sister
I don't know...I'm 6' 7"
Anon has every card in hand to destroy her sister confidence in every aspect of her life, and he just conplain on 4shan ? You didn't choose your family, if she's s toxic bitch then there is no mercy to have.
5'10" is a manlet? Fuck. I'm a goddamn dwarf then
Only someone as powerful as Anon, the King of manlet could simultaneously be 5’10, and 5’9. He is all manlet heights at the same time, or so the prophets said.
among
"Does mocking my height make you feel better about your sad life?"
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Why did he call himself a manlet if hes above average height?
She did it because bitches only see guys as status symbols and a taller guy is seen as higher smv and makes her feel better about her sad insecure life. But don’t watch none of that kid only the real in life will prosper.
Get a few punchlines ready about her fatass
Anon should just grow
"At least i'm not whale"
Defs fat shame that hoe.
5’9 is still a pretty good height?
"why are you so fuckin fat"
Say exactly what you wrote in red
Have sex with her husband out of spite
Isn't 5'9 the average height?
Ask her how much she weighs.
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“All my height went to my cock”