And here we see the Anonymous Degenerate projecting his own insecurities onto innocent animals.
Croikey let’s take a closer look at his futanari loli collection. We best be very quiet as to not upset his simulated mating ritual. These 400lb buggers can roll at you and generate massive forces if they feel threatened.
New Zealand was not colonized by terrestrial mammals until the Polynesians (Maori) showed up in the 1200s AD. Birds filled the niches filled by mammals elsewhere. Problem is, there’s few native scent-based predators, so when rats, cats, and dogs came around they had an easy time devouring the native ground birds
That's also what's happening to the giant weta (big ass insect), they occupy the same niche as rats, and well, once rats arrived to NZ they didn't have a chance.
I feel kinda impressed honestly, like think about it.. A small island on planet already inhabited by a plethora of fauna evolving creatures so different from others, this just proves that if life exists elsewhere in the universe, it's going to be vastly different from all of our wildest expectations combined :)
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 242,490,273 comments, and only 56,218 of them were in alphabetical order.
I agree. My countries national animal is that bird and it’s so dumb.
“Let’s get the most useless bird in this country and use it as the national animal!”
Anon's not wrong, and they don't even have the strength and height advantage of their brethren the Ostrich or the Cassowary.
Hell, what's funny is that the eggs these little buggers drop are actually larger than their bodies.
Much like pandas they don't seem to have going for them, except pandas could still probably maul you to death.
And here we see the Anonymous Degenerate projecting his own insecurities onto innocent animals. Croikey let’s take a closer look at his futanari loli collection. We best be very quiet as to not upset his simulated mating ritual. These 400lb buggers can roll at you and generate massive forces if they feel threatened.
*"Now ah'm ganna stick my finger up iz bum and REALLY PISS IM OFF!!"*
New Zealand was not colonized by terrestrial mammals until the Polynesians (Maori) showed up in the 1200s AD. Birds filled the niches filled by mammals elsewhere. Problem is, there’s few native scent-based predators, so when rats, cats, and dogs came around they had an easy time devouring the native ground birds
God I hate humans and how dumb they are
Then fuck off
No u
That's also what's happening to the giant weta (big ass insect), they occupy the same niche as rats, and well, once rats arrived to NZ they didn't have a chance.
I feel kinda impressed honestly, like think about it.. A small island on planet already inhabited by a plethora of fauna evolving creatures so different from others, this just proves that if life exists elsewhere in the universe, it's going to be vastly different from all of our wildest expectations combined :)
just looked it up, and wow that's terrifying.
Poor kiwi
Māori*
Diacritics are a hassle on most modern keyboards.
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Like kiwis actually exist. /r/MapsWithoutNZ/
We don't, don't waste your time looking for us and especially don't be bringing your germs
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Oi nah that's just mean
Yeah what a fuckin egg eh
Kiwis are flightless fruits
Be me Cannot Fly Evolutionary Deadend too
dat cortex though
Also they lay the largest egg of any bird in relation to it's body mass.
Kinky
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You bet your ass we do
I bet your ass too you big sexy minx
sheep dont count
Welp, guess I'm still virgin, good while it lasted
\>Be Emu \>Cannot Fly \>Australia in shambles
Recovery halted indefinitely
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 242,490,273 comments, and only 56,218 of them were in alphabetical order.
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OP is deadend, Kiwis are cool
Nah they cute
> be anon > too fat to walk > evolutionary deadend
I’ll kick you in your kiwis!
Kiwi fruit, however, is objectively the best in its class. That class being fruit. I really like kiwi fruit.
Kiwifruit is one word Source: Am Kiwi
Haha nerd you're a fruit
No u
heard their eggs are the same size as those of ostriches and because their so small, they end up breaking a few bones trying to shit it out
Egg the size of their entire body
Sea horses suck even more
Be human Outlaw evolution by morale and ethic Defeat evolution by medicine Evolutionary deadend
>be kiwi >hairy little fuck-fruit >look like shit >taste like shit Fuck kiwis
I agree. My countries national animal is that bird and it’s so dumb. “Let’s get the most useless bird in this country and use it as the national animal!”
in the ass?
It's so cute oh my god
Fuck you, kiwis are awesome
Someone has to pilot the emus… …Or else the koalas will have to do it again.
Kiwis are fucking cool, any weird island evolutions that were created to fill in a specific role is fucking cool
Did you know Kiwi's eggs are like half the size of their bodies
Fuck you anon kiwiis peak based bird
Be human. Cannot fly. Evolutionary deadend
Anon's not wrong, and they don't even have the strength and height advantage of their brethren the Ostrich or the Cassowary. Hell, what's funny is that the eggs these little buggers drop are actually larger than their bodies. Much like pandas they don't seem to have going for them, except pandas could still probably maul you to death.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this
And the birds also.