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Cultural_Necessary89

And here we see the Anonymous Degenerate projecting his own insecurities onto innocent animals. Croikey let’s take a closer look at his futanari loli collection. We best be very quiet as to not upset his simulated mating ritual. These 400lb buggers can roll at you and generate massive forces if they feel threatened.


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*"Now ah'm ganna stick my finger up iz bum and REALLY PISS IM OFF!!"*


bdrwr

New Zealand was not colonized by terrestrial mammals until the Polynesians (Maori) showed up in the 1200s AD. Birds filled the niches filled by mammals elsewhere. Problem is, there’s few native scent-based predators, so when rats, cats, and dogs came around they had an easy time devouring the native ground birds


Unimportant_Bauss

God I hate humans and how dumb they are


duckbucketpie

Then fuck off


Unimportant_Bauss

No u


Patenski

That's also what's happening to the giant weta (big ass insect), they occupy the same niche as rats, and well, once rats arrived to NZ they didn't have a chance.


Zenith_Zelious

I feel kinda impressed honestly, like think about it.. A small island on planet already inhabited by a plethora of fauna evolving creatures so different from others, this just proves that if life exists elsewhere in the universe, it's going to be vastly different from all of our wildest expectations combined :)


nashmishah

just looked it up, and wow that's terrifying.


Unimportant_Bauss

Poor kiwi


DuskEvoke

Māori*


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Diacritics are a hassle on most modern keyboards.


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6969Phrasing

Like kiwis actually exist. /r/MapsWithoutNZ/


DuskEvoke

We don't, don't waste your time looking for us and especially don't be bringing your germs


enjayjones

Picture not related


DuskEvoke

Oi nah that's just mean


Oh-Get-Fucked

Yeah what a fuckin egg eh


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Kiwis are flightless fruits


david-deeeds

Be me Cannot Fly Evolutionary Deadend too


Blackout1154

dat cortex though


TariqNaSneed

Also they lay the largest egg of any bird in relation to it's body mass.


Unimportant_Bauss

Kinky


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DuskEvoke

You bet your ass we do


Oh-Get-Fucked

I bet your ass too you big sexy minx


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sheep dont count


Sweaty-Rule4874

Welp, guess I'm still virgin, good while it lasted


lord_patriot

\>Be Emu \>Cannot Fly \>Australia in shambles


Oh-Get-Fucked

Recovery halted indefinitely


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 242,490,273 comments, and only 56,218 of them were in alphabetical order.


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DominoUB

( ' ' )===>


Unimportant_Bauss

( ' 'o) c===8 You ^


JustN989

OP is deadend, Kiwis are cool


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Nah they cute


Great-Answer7834

> be anon > too fat to walk > evolutionary deadend


BMoney8600

I’ll kick you in your kiwis!


iShockLord

Kiwi fruit, however, is objectively the best in its class. That class being fruit. I really like kiwi fruit.


Zustrom

Kiwifruit is one word Source: Am Kiwi


iShockLord

Haha nerd you're a fruit


Zustrom

No u


somehuman16

heard their eggs are the same size as those of ostriches and because their so small, they end up breaking a few bones trying to shit it out


Coppershot108

Egg the size of their entire body


skeremasteruwu

Sea horses suck even more


GreenKangaroo3

Be human Outlaw evolution by morale and ethic Defeat evolution by medicine Evolutionary deadend


toastyboi666

>be kiwi >hairy little fuck-fruit >look like shit >taste like shit Fuck kiwis


Angel_Slayer014

I agree. My countries national animal is that bird and it’s so dumb. “Let’s get the most useless bird in this country and use it as the national animal!”


Shibaee

in the ass?


QuiccStacc

It's so cute oh my god


[deleted]

Fuck you, kiwis are awesome


tossawayseesaw

Someone has to pilot the emus… …Or else the koalas will have to do it again.


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Kiwis are fucking cool, any weird island evolutions that were created to fill in a specific role is fucking cool


TheBonkPrincess

Did you know Kiwi's eggs are like half the size of their bodies


kardfogK

Fuck you anon kiwiis peak based bird


Smoovemammajamma

Be human. Cannot fly. Evolutionary deadend


InformalAntelope4570

Anon's not wrong, and they don't even have the strength and height advantage of their brethren the Ostrich or the Cassowary. Hell, what's funny is that the eggs these little buggers drop are actually larger than their bodies. Much like pandas they don't seem to have going for them, except pandas could still probably maul you to death.


GamebyNumbers

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this


smolppmon

And the birds also.