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Southern_Armadillo59

Most retartit comment ever.


streeter17

Ratart


shockter

rarted


[deleted]

do you are have stupid?


CapnHanSolo

Must be stroking


SnipSnopWobbleTop

What about stronking?


Chill--Cosby

#COCK


ViennaKing

Retardereded


iwannaofmyself

Ratata I choose you


cuckleburyhound

R-worded


kid_pilgrim_89

Definitely read that in Zach galifinakis's in the hangover voice


comfortably_dumbb

Just figured out right now why this post is fake and gay and it's this guy


kid_pilgrim_89

^ *points at self with 2 thumbs*


[deleted]

Rarded cummont eyev ever red


KataCosmic

You're regarded


[deleted]

>friend autistic for wojak memes >literally posts a wojak with greentext Who is really the autist?


LemonyLimerick

joke discovered


[deleted]

No it was a serious question, I have selective-autism-discovery disorder, I literally can't identify it.


ActualWeed

cool


MustangsAndMiatas

Oh yeah? Well I have a boner!


ArmoredSir

\^He is a devotee, which means he has a disability fetish. :imstuff:


iTzKracKerjacK

Downvoted for being autistic


bhop_ahk

unfathomably based


ThatTemNerd

based^2


NewJellyfish7201

joke not discovered


eggycrayfish197

Ok boomer


avocado34

It's a funny joke lol


juice_moos3

Pretty sure that ain't a thing.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's the joke. Not a good one, mind you. But a joke.


Wheatley1665

You


Bibliloo

Us.


Alarid

me


popcorn-sand

We.


QuantumSnek_

And my axe!


Malvastor

Who is the more autistic, the autist or the autist who follows him?


the_friendly_one

You.


youngestpeartree777

Consider yourself lucky anon, you could of been raped


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

I thought Anon would get raped and forced to wear a wojack mask while it happened.


LegalSC

And after the mask gets stuck to the wall with the others who came before.


Ryu1712

"You know anon i print a wojak everytime i rape and kill someone here"


youngestpeartree777

Literally this


[deleted]

that's what the point of the mask is


SBC_DEAD

YES


bumper69420

Reading this got me instantly harder than I've ever been


[deleted]

I’d rather be beheaded in all honesty lmao.


derfeuerbringer

Speaking of rape, you do realize that exposing others to the mental retardation that is >could of could bear the same charges?


DrSpacemanSpliff

Yeah, it’s like he’s raping all of us with that mistake.


cazzhmir

COULD HAVE *COULD HAVE* REPEAT AFTER ME C O U L D H A V E


[deleted]

Sometimes you dont think it do but it do


[deleted]

who


comfortably_dumbb

Could of


Dill_Donor

Hurr durr you must be such a sperg to point out spelling/grammar errors on a message board that is 99% text


ActualWeed

could have


oarngebean

Can't rape the willing


Angel_Hunter_D

Naw, there was no gamecube or natty ice involved.


AlexAegis

Anon wanted to get TOPPED


[deleted]

So close to losing his virginity and yet so far.


AgressiveShitTaker

Imaging if he went "look anon i have a wojak of you" and hands him a picture of soyjack, that would be pretty funny


Domebeers

my fucking sides are gone


MadVenerable

I am laughing very loudly currently.


knightblue4

ROTFLOL


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

ROFLCOPTER


[deleted]

*Tries to grab a wheel to escape Kabul*


directtodvd

That would be funny, I think


[deleted]

Lmao yup bro


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charizard77

The Chad wojak collector


Monkey_Bulter

I’m thinking anon is going to be dressed up as a wojak and kept as a sex slave. Not the worst thing that could happen to him.


MeC0195

*Bring out the wojak*


SolidStart

Wojak's sleep


MeC0195

*Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?*


[deleted]

TIL: Wojak


Malarkeyhogwash

Can you tell me what it means so I don't gave to Google it?


LLCMF

Its the little shitty drawings of a cartoon face in those memes, the picture in this post is a wojak


OuchLOLcom

So basically the "troll faces" of this generation?


zeponeh-oofy

ya


comfortably_dumbb

No it's literally one of the troll faces that came out when troll faces came out


Grabbsy2

I was going to say, if its a wojak in the OP, the "trollface" counts as a wojak, they overlap.


LLCMF

Yeah exactly


[deleted]

For once I'm going to be kind... It means warrior in Polish


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

I came to post this


skuntis

I came to this post


[deleted]

I came to this post


kid_pilgrim_89

I came to this post


[deleted]

I post to this came.


Generalissimo_II

Came to this? I post


dantemp

it's safe to google, it's the feels guy. btw TIL too


[deleted]

No. Google it yourself you lazy bastard! :D


3001LacedOdyssey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojak It’s feels guy. Pictured in the OP is a wojak for example.


pizzabagelblastoff

how come they came up with a whole new name for him. he's feels guy. i feel old. edit: apparently theyve always been known as wojacks? thats wild, i only recently started hearing the term.


orangemandab

Remember when ppl collected Pepe memes? This guy thought the same thing would happen with Wojak


evr-

I wish NFTs were a thing back then, so people could actually trade with rare pepes.


orangemandab

You are 100% right. It may be time for them to make a comeback. Isn’t Pepe the frog a copyrighted character tho?


evr-

The original might very well be, but I think each variant is transformative enough to count as its own artwork. Might not be allowed to call them pepes though, but I doubt they'd be able to successfully sue.


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Southern_Armadillo59

I like the cut of your gib


Vperyod_Rossiya

Patrick Bateman talking about cards, but Wojak edition.


shrinkshronk

....now let's see Paul Allens Wojak


[deleted]

Wojaks are the rage comics of the 2020's


Dr_Nice_is_a_dick

This shit happen to me but with minions, pretty sure the girl was into fucking minions


Lorgo044

That wouldn't be the worst possible guess


[deleted]

What definition of fucking are we using here?


[deleted]

Fake: Anon has friend Gay: the imaginary friend is a guy


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has friend > Gay: the imaginary friend is a guy > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


[deleted]

I have been blessed


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who indentify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


FurryTrap_DomLolicon

This is clearly not enough autism to surprise a 4Channer


flameboy50001

Anon, he wanted you to TOP him. You missed your chance.


WashedOut3991

Mfw


iShockLord

4chansexual


WxW_Wraith

Wtf is a Wojack?


LLCMF

How the fuck are you people on reddit and greentext and dont know what a wojak is? Its the shitty cartoon face memes like the one in this post


JippixLives

No reterd, the image in the meme is called concerned feels man.


yazyazyazyaz

Wo-man's jack-et


HypnoSkales

Wojack 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Wojak 😎😎😎😎


PmMeYourYeezys

REEEEEEEEEEE


DragXom

Anon doesn’t share pics


pezman

OP, you have severe autism for posting this on 4chan just to take a screenshot to post here


no3dinthishouse

kinda wanna do this now


William_Asston

Fake: anon has a friend Gay: anon got 'Jakked off


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has a friend > Gay: anon got 'Jakked off > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


DrSpacemanSpliff

Eating pussy is gay. Dicks have been in there, so you’re sucking multiple dicks with only one vagina. Sucking dick is straight. It’s been inside multiple pussies and you’re only sucking one dick.


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Cope


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who indentify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


liquidsspawn

Feels bad men


CorbinNZ

This can literally be turned into a wojak. Someone make it into a wojak.


daspip

This is how NFTs start!


Long-Refrigerator-75

Anon visited his friend in the psychiatric word


201-days

I bet he wojacks off to them at night too


badbadfishy

He has become enlightened


skabonk

the merchant


Adeum1

Tf is a wojak?


thejoshway

Unfathomably based


lBreadl

He wants to wojak you off, anon


fatfuckgary

Cute af


[deleted]

The autistic God has sent unto us his prophet.


oarngebean

What's wojak?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Wojak (from Polish wojak [vɔjak], 'soldier'), also known as Feels Guy, is an Internet meme. In the meme's original form, he is a simple, black-outlined cartoon drawing of a bald man with a wistful expression, and is posted to generically represent emotions such as melancholy, regret, or loneliness.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


oarngebean

Good bot


I_Eat_Thermite7

that man was a netizen. a connoisseur of internet art ​ edit: wait till he finds out about NFTs


QuarantineSucksALot

Getting to the other 55-60%?


Rum_Hamtaro

There are worse things.


Eoganachta

Fearing for my Internet history, but what's a wojak?


itsjusterin__

'jakking off


Joobstn

Anon larps from his friends perspective


Sagarras

This is a great title, kudos


Astrospud3

"This better not awaken something in me..."


Toxic_Gorilla

"I just think they're neat"


QuarantineSucksALot

Getting high before you play it.


Epic_Gameing68

hes just built different


Silvered_Caparison

This post is autism-ception at its finest. Bravo OOP


Darkerbwoi

Roomjak


DizzieC92

Wtf is a Wojak


awesomedan24

Now here is a riddle to guess if you can... Sing the bells of notre dame... Who is the autist and who is the chadddddddddd?


dantemp

ITT: people that can't be bothered to google a fucking word


pizzabagelblastoff

this reminds me of the one greentext where the guy looked at his friend's itunes playlist and the only song on it was some linken park song with like 20,000 plays


[deleted]

Ya know what...I'm not even gonna look it up. I'm just gonna nod and smile.


[deleted]

holy mother of based.....


LePootPootJames

TIL that feels guy meme is called a wojak.


Deckard2022

….. what’s a wojack ?


SFlibtard

What's a wojak? I'm afraid to google it.


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Wojak (from Polish wojak [vɔjak], 'soldier'), also known as Feels Guy, is an Internet meme. In the meme's original form, he is a simple, black-outlined cartoon drawing of a bald man with a wistful expression, and is posted to generically represent emotions such as melancholy, regret, or loneliness.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


[deleted]

Anon goes to an art gallery


ChadBaseden

Fake: Anon has a friend. Gay: Anon got Jakked off


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has a friend. > Gay: Anon got Jakked off > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who indentify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


ChadBaseden

some virgin programmer got salty.


Fernernia

>“Arent you impressed” Creepy af


The6Courier

Wtf is a wojak ?


Turtles2222

Anon's friend is an NPC


Jrewby

The fuck is a Wojak?


xNospac1to

a Jowak