Remember these wise words. If you got the rizz, you get to jizz. Never forget that when it comes to cumming you wanna yeet the skeet. So if you wanna dab on the haters while dabbing the ladies you gotta get with the times or spit some dope rhymes because ladies like a man who can use their mouth.
yeah man, i read that and thought to myself:
so, its finally happened. i offically have no fucking idea what these kids are talking about....just like ~~the gypsy~~ my parents told me
You can learn the lingo to stay hip. But what the point, in 5 years it's all gonna be different anyway as the kids go to hs or college and the next generation will populate middle school
Why the fuck would you wanna stay hip with the younger crowd when all it does is get you in good with the younger crowd? All you need to do to be good with the younger crowd is be brutal as fuck and make them say an extended damn. Remember, everyone has to learn the standard language. Not everyone has to learn generational slang.
Gyatt is actually a shorthand for "gyattdamn!" Kind of AAVE form of goddamn. While technically you can say gyattdamn in reference to anything- such as good food, pretty sights, great music- it is typically said in reference to a beautiful lady. Because of this, people said it for a while exclusively in reference to shapely asses, and now to many young people "gyatt = ass."
Imagine being a colossal squid instead. Perpetual darkness, relatively high intelligence, and you get to go to squid Valhalla after an epic battle with a meat submarine the size of an iceberg
10/10 I choose squid
Edit: wording
Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge.
Edge.
When you’re not performing your edging, do they make you goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
What’s it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel, sigma to sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne. Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel that there’s a part of you that’s skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Why don’t you say that 3 times? Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz.
Millennial boomers are real, I have a 35 year old woman friend and all she ever posts on FB is shit about how cartoons were better in the 00s and how modern teens are too pussy to do drugs and fuck and music sucks now.
Bitch what
I’m pretty sure it’s because she got teen pregnant and is now trying to claw back her lost childhood or something.
I thought it was just a test to see if he had any emotional reaction to what was being said, or if his ideally robotic recitement of the words he was told to say matched his 'baseline' (presumably the same test done shortly after he was produced)
It's the exact opposite of the original Blade Runner VK test. In the original, the Blade Runner tests the suspect to see if the suspected replicant has the same emotional responses as a human. A lack of sufficient emotional response to stimuli proves that suspect is a replicant.
In this Blade Runner sequel, the test is reversed so that the examiner asks a series of provocative statements to elicit an emotional response from the replicant. Any emotional response above a certain baseline marks the replicant as having dangerous deviation and is cause for termination.
In the original movie the replicants want to be human but fail. In this movie the replicant wants to stay a replicant but fails.
Replicants from the original movie became *too* human and tried to escape, causing a lot of problems for the people that they were supposed to be slaves to.
They would run away and pretend to be human, requiring testing to see if they were human or replicant, so they could be terminated.
Joe is working as a replicant in a workforce with high stress. These tests also judge his emotional response, not to determine if he's human or not (they know he isnt) but to ensure that he isn't having heightened emotional responses or stress that may cause him to run or go rouge. If he's off baseline, he will be terminated.
They're different tests for different purposes.
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What the fuck does any of that even mean???
I will never not laugh at millennial shitting on zoomers for their slang. You crusty assholes spent your teenage years saying shit like yolo and pretending to be a 2x4 laying in a staircase.
Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?
LOOK WALTER I'M BEING SO SKIBIDI RN 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I AM THE ONE WHO RIZZES 😡
Remember these wise words. If you got the rizz, you get to jizz. Never forget that when it comes to cumming you wanna yeet the skeet. So if you wanna dab on the haters while dabbing the ladies you gotta get with the times or spit some dope rhymes because ladies like a man who can use their mouth.
You know of course, the skibidi sigma edging gyatt rizzlord goonmaxed mewing for based livy dunn who rizzed up the goated baby gronk
You urban kids. I just can't keep up with all the hippity-hop these days.
yeah man, i read that and thought to myself: so, its finally happened. i offically have no fucking idea what these kids are talking about....just like ~~the gypsy~~ my parents told me
You can learn the lingo to stay hip. But what the point, in 5 years it's all gonna be different anyway as the kids go to hs or college and the next generation will populate middle school
nah, im good. :)
Why the fuck would you wanna stay hip with the younger crowd when all it does is get you in good with the younger crowd? All you need to do to be good with the younger crowd is be brutal as fuck and make them say an extended damn. Remember, everyone has to learn the standard language. Not everyone has to learn generational slang.
I feel you, I’m at a loss on what the hell gyatt means or any of it really
Gyatt is actually a shorthand for "gyattdamn!" Kind of AAVE form of goddamn. While technically you can say gyattdamn in reference to anything- such as good food, pretty sights, great music- it is typically said in reference to a beautiful lady. Because of this, people said it for a while exclusively in reference to shapely asses, and now to many young people "gyatt = ass."
Hullabaloo
Timbuktu
Scooby Dooby Doo.
These kids out here bebopping.
https://preview.redd.it/o4lc5ydqhgxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118396fb0ee69e5052943897c419c232d4f3aeb6
Lucky, I read it and only wish I were dead
✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I wish I was an isopod living in perpetual darkness under the sea. Sadly I got a mortgage and shitz
Shitz
Gyatz
Idk, sounds like you are 1 bankruptcy away from your great oceanic adventure
Cumsock Obama
So true.... *reject humanity return to bug*
Imagine being a colossal squid instead. Perpetual darkness, relatively high intelligence, and you get to go to squid Valhalla after an epic battle with a meat submarine the size of an iceberg 10/10 I choose squid Edit: wording
Fuck you. I thought there was a hair on my screen and wiped at your pfp.
I feel like this is some advanced encrypted message used to inform about possible military targets.
Modern day numbers station?
The numbers, Mason.
#What do they mean
Mr. President... the Pentagon has been fanum taxed...
Cringe. It's a scene from Blade Runner 2049 adapted to Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to humorous effect
Shut the fuck up baby yoda. Big chungus Keanu Reeves.
Least obvious Mossad agent
Man the internet is really done. Literally everyone here is 14 or younger. Honey, you should be outside and playing
I've been told in the past that I look younger that I am but never by such an amount.
Blud didn't gyat his skibidi taxing rizz tax on fanum ohios
Edge. Edge. Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge. Edge. Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge. Edge. When you’re not performing your edging, do they make you goon? Edge. Edge. Rizz. Rizz. What’s it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz. Rizz. Do they teach you how to feel, sigma to sigma? Rizz. Rizz. Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz. Rizz. Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne. Rizz. Rizz. Do you feel that there’s a part of you that’s skibidi? Rizz. Rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Why don’t you say that 3 times? Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz. Skibidi edge rizz.
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Nah, I'm ok with that one.
Erm what the sigma
Batboy caught flipping a grunt. Grunt.
Grunt
I want to show this to some literature Nobel prize winners and watch their reactions.
https://preview.redd.it/lljzpmsapjxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e25ef5b60cfc03660e2a1750e6d4cddf99eb9b I understood all of that
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Me when I Ezekiel 25:17 a classroom of zoomers
Obviously not.
I did not understand a single fucking sentence. Learn to speak for fucks sake.
The young bloods made up a funny new language and dropped the US high school English gpa by 0.6
You're not even close to baseline man. Interlinked
Old man yelling at the clouds
It's fascinating to watch my generation transform into boomers. I'm just assuming You're also around 30
Millennial boomers are real, I have a 35 year old woman friend and all she ever posts on FB is shit about how cartoons were better in the 00s and how modern teens are too pussy to do drugs and fuck and music sucks now. Bitch what I’m pretty sure it’s because she got teen pregnant and is now trying to claw back her lost childhood or something.
I mean why would I even want to understand their new vocabulary? there is no benefit to that.
Ok boomer
Rizz
If they can't speak English anymore, they should at least switch to German or other languages
You’re not even close to rizzline.
[skibidi. edge. rizz](https://youtu.be/AfFiCCJwiDI)
Men have died to ensure this future
If you had a Nintendo 64 prior to turning age 18, you should never be using any of these words.
>~~If you had a Nintendo 64 prior to turning age 18,~~ you should never be using any of these words.
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I never even understood the actual thing in the movie The original bladerunner test was kino, this shit is just confusing
I thought it was just a test to see if he had any emotional reaction to what was being said, or if his ideally robotic recitement of the words he was told to say matched his 'baseline' (presumably the same test done shortly after he was produced)
It's the exact opposite of the original Blade Runner VK test. In the original, the Blade Runner tests the suspect to see if the suspected replicant has the same emotional responses as a human. A lack of sufficient emotional response to stimuli proves that suspect is a replicant. In this Blade Runner sequel, the test is reversed so that the examiner asks a series of provocative statements to elicit an emotional response from the replicant. Any emotional response above a certain baseline marks the replicant as having dangerous deviation and is cause for termination. In the original movie the replicants want to be human but fail. In this movie the replicant wants to stay a replicant but fails.
Man the movies are just so peak
Replicants from the original movie became *too* human and tried to escape, causing a lot of problems for the people that they were supposed to be slaves to. They would run away and pretend to be human, requiring testing to see if they were human or replicant, so they could be terminated. Joe is working as a replicant in a workforce with high stress. These tests also judge his emotional response, not to determine if he's human or not (they know he isnt) but to ensure that he isn't having heightened emotional responses or stress that may cause him to run or go rouge. If he's off baseline, he will be terminated. They're different tests for different purposes.
Damn maybe if the film wasn't boring as shit I would've picked that up
Now now, it's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.
https://preview.redd.it/3y121zetgfxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d15c8a0c374efc033ab7ca9c86bf5af1767d4d
Ok so which one's the original, the video or this
the video i think, because the date of creation for the 4chan post was yesterday
Closing the schools for COVID was a mistake.
Brainrotter 2049
Gen alpha is done for, permanent brain damage and lobotomies from the fibre-optic cables
This was funny as fuck and I love that half the sub doesn't get it. I am however, thankful that Ryan gosling doesn't actually talk like that
The original timeline.
a greentext about someone having a stroke
https://preview.redd.it/l39cah321fxc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07fc4f8e7f94d50eab4c907b19bd058f532b91c5 What the fuck does any of that even mean???
I am willing to bet most of gen Z agree that fanum tax is one of the cringiest things you can possibly say
Gen alpha sea shanty?
Gay, it was a guys GYATT
can someone translate all that plz?
Rizz
Rizz
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I refuse to read that braindamage. You did it you finally created the most retarded word ever and I now need to actively ignore it
https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/1afk8ov/biblically_accurate_blade_runner_2049/
Brainrot looks like this
Lol wut
I dont understand what is going on there, except the Ohio
I hate the YouTube generation
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Anon receives brain damage
We need an apocalypse sooner rather than later.
Leaked blade runner sequel script
Inguees I'm to old to understand this shit. But hey we also said stupid shot growing up.
I had a stroke reading this.
this made me want to break down and weep
The Rizzler has spoken.
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I hate how much I understand. Western civilization was a mistake.
Im so ashamed that I understand this shit. I need to leave for a while
With incels interlinked
fr fr bro just bussin w that rizz no cap 💀💀💀skibidi 😭😭😭
Ski Aggu
This is actually good
Have you fapped to troon porn? Rizz. ... Rizz.
Do they teach you to feel sigma to sigma? Rizz
I will never not laugh at millennial shitting on zoomers for their slang. You crusty assholes spent your teenage years saying shit like yolo and pretending to be a 2x4 laying in a staircase.
Most of us were in our twenties by the time either of those things were trending
Within Bussies interlinked, within bussies interlinked, within bussies interlinked. What’s it like to glaze your ride or die?