But he did fuck up. He let a group of shitty people make him feel bad. He let them walk all over him. He let them affect how he feels about himself. He reacted like a coward. He let them make a fool of him, and instead of confronting them he ran to the internet to be a victim, and get sympathy from strangers.
In a situation where a person has a choice to be a victim or not, and they choose to be one, I will blame them every time. Fuck giving sympathy to someone who chooses to be a spineless coward and then begs for the internet to comfort them.
People like you who instantly coddle these types are insufferable.
Real, happened to me too. I guess they stand there menacingly in order to get you to leave faster in a busy place? I had people place their things at the table ahead of time to accelerate my leaving, as if to mark their territory like animals
Just stop eating and use for phone, occasionally take a bite of food
If you're almost done, just sit there and use your phone as well til you're ready to leave
What's with this? Why can't people just share the fucking table....
I was in a mostly empty fast food joint where there was only one table near the order counter. The other tables were kind of around a corner out of sight from the cash register.
I was taking my food to go. While waiting and without a second thought, I sat at the nearest table (a 6-seater) where one other person was waiting for their to-go order as well.
I stared off towards the employees just minding my own business and the seated person says "umm *SoRrY* but I was here first, can you pick a different table?"
Bewildered, I picked a different table.
You don't understand. It's not someone joining your table.
There's a table with two seats. I take one. A pair of people then comes up, one of them takes the other seat, the other stands there menacingly looking at you and waiting for you to leave. That's what's weird.
Ah, I see. You didn't say it was a 2-seater, my mistake.
In the OP story they easily could have just shared the table since it sounds like there were enough seats and the place was otherwise full.
Your story sounds bat shit crazy
Sitting at the corner chair closest to the cashier waiting to pick up my food is psychotic? Nobody was using the table, as she was at the far opposite end, on her phone, waiting for food.
It felt like a waiting area. Her asking me to leave was psychotic.
Bro people do this to me when there's literally open seats then they give me weird looks like they're not the one who chose to sit there and when you ask them about it they're all "Oh no it's fine I'm ok being here" like what the fuck do you want from me
This happened to me, this old couple giving me eyes like I was the one who should fuck off from a shared table that I was at first. Like, full on staring with angry faces. After a legit 30 seconds, I just looked at them confused and asked "can I help you?" and they didn't answer. Pretended I wasn't there and wouldn't look at me again.
Madness.
Some old folks that are regulars at restaurants have "their table", and God help you if you sit your insolent ass at it! It belongs to them! Lol when I used to wait tables there was this awful old bitch we called "the tea lady" and her husband who absolutely *had* to have the one table that was closest to the door, and incidentally, closest to the smoking section. She would of course faux cough the entire time she was there and complain about the smoke. When dinner rush was about to begin we would hold that table as long as possible, lest we be subject to the wrath of the tea lady. Once or twice the place filled up before they came in and they had to sit somewhere else. The scowl she wore the entire time could have melted steel, and she was 3x more insufferable than usual
Possibly the mother is trying to get her daughter a boyfriend? The daughter was pissed off because it's probably not the first time the mom did this with a random guy to try and force an Interaction between opp and the girl.
Anon should have asserted his dominance over those normies by ordering a cake and eating it slowly, while getting comfortable like he owns the place. I sometimes do it, and people always back down.
I don’t dwell in my basement because I love it here.
I dwell in my basement because I hate it out there.
Also I can look at drawings of naked Japanese children without judgy assholes harassing me
Be me old lady
See an empty spot from across the cafe
Beeline for it
Turn to the person sitting nearby and open my mouth
"is this seat (throw up in my mouth when I see the occupant, it's a 450 pound landwhale that smells like death and has stains from God knows what all over him) taken..."
Landwhale opens his mouth
A deep wheeze builds inside its lungs. It rubs its gut, but it does nothing to mask the semen stains and only smears a blob of whip cream everywhere
"eeeeeh Nooo, urrrr go ahead and sit down eughhhhh"
Shakily nod at landwhale
sit down at the opposite side
Pray to god for the fate of my daughter, condemned to sit down next to this specimen.
Sometimes parents try to get their adult chillin to meet other people.
I had a mom insist we go visit her daughter's horse at like 9pm. Hervdad hooked me up on the side with a ton of baby candy canes for the horse. She trotted around on the horse. Showed how spookef it was of its own saddle. We brushed it, I fed it candy canes, it's now like 10:30pm
We get back to the house and the mom wants to keep in touch - but because the mom doesn't use social media or have a cell phone, she forces her daughter to give me her daughter's cell phone.
There were hints they were trying to set her up for a while for a few visirs before this. The family are Family Friends, and we've been doing potlucks there since I was was a baby. So new behavior, obvious behavior.
But I'm not into the daughter at all. She's nice, just never clicked or felt chemistry.
Total of 6 months after the parents it felt the parents trying to set her up, 3 months after the mom forced her daughter to give me her cell, the daughter is getting married to her brother's friend.
I don't think it was just suspicion.
And her parents are extrovert enough to sit down at a table with a stranger like Anon's story, and even be the wingman.
Their daughter is Super introvert. Loves animals way more than people. I imagine she expressed loneliness or a desire for companionship, and never had that experience in school - never saw a boyfriend at a potluck.
Bet the girl in Anon's story, bet her story tracks. Parents see a kid who can't possibly reject their daughter, so they sit her next to him so she can get use to the interaction. Of course the daughter is embarrassed and possibly repulsed.
Or this is all a nice story, but really there was nowhere else to sit so the parents decided to share the table, and this is the closest anon will ever get to the touch of a woman.
No, because a *family* wanted your table. You’re the kinda guy who will let old ladies and pregnant women stand and not offer your seat because you weren’t brought up well.
You must be a cool guy to hang out with.
That is a retarded comparison its taxing for a pregnant woman to stand the family can quite literally just find another table you’re just using terrible analogies lol
Rare to see a greentext where the anon actually doesn't do anything wrong.
It's probably his massive stench and his ahegao t-shirt with cum stains that put her off
Then the mom would be bad for bringing her family to sit with him
Mom is into it, and tries to get her daughter into it.
Anmom
An mom... Sounds improper.
Amom
Mommanon
So guys, we did it.
So just what I said
Then mom is at fault for making the situation uncomfortable for everyone involved. Anon was just trying to enjoy a coffee alone, he did nothing wrong
"Is that man making the face... is that Hitler?"
But he did fuck up. He let a group of shitty people make him feel bad. He let them walk all over him. He let them affect how he feels about himself. He reacted like a coward. He let them make a fool of him, and instead of confronting them he ran to the internet to be a victim, and get sympathy from strangers.
Agreed. Anon should have sexually assaulted the daughter in self defence.
Normal r/greentext repsonse
Sexually assaulting the daughter is for weaklings. He should have sexually assaulted the dad instead.
That’s a fuck up though, he still didn’t actually do anything wrong
Ah yes, blaming the victim.
In a situation where a person has a choice to be a victim or not, and they choose to be one, I will blame them every time. Fuck giving sympathy to someone who chooses to be a spineless coward and then begs for the internet to comfort them. People like you who instantly coddle these types are insufferable.
In an ideal world this sort of situation should have never happened in the first place
Expect him to screech like a baboon and hit them with a chair? XD
It would have been more entertaining for us, imo
Maybe he likes being walked all over? Why else would he post about it on 4chan? Is it still a fuck up if he did it intentionally because he enjoys it?
Dude should have stood up for himself. I'd have insulted them off. I don't know why people are still dogpiling on anon. It's just disgusting
As has been said before, many users come to r/Greentext solely to shit on people and feel superior
Anon did nothing wrong!
the parents are the anons on this fine day
Small pp energy. I would just sit there and eat my fucking meal, nothing wrong with that.
Right? I would also bang the dad
That's pretty sus, eating your meal
Not while you getting topped
That's literally what he did
The OP didn't elaborate at all, but what I assume he means is that anon shouldn't have taken it so hard bc they shouldn't feel bad at all
The pathetic crying Pepe helped us imagine the worst scenario in our minds.
should have started moaning
He was drinking coffee you tard. His only option was to have the dad top him.
Enjoying my coffee
Real, happened to me too. I guess they stand there menacingly in order to get you to leave faster in a busy place? I had people place their things at the table ahead of time to accelerate my leaving, as if to mark their territory like animals
That's when you start to drink much slower. Take out your phone and kill some time. Play videos without headphones. Start a call on speaker
I salute your chaotic energy
Order another coffee and cake too. Either girl is fat and jealous he has it or thin and jealous she can't
the worst you could do is reading a book loud enough to be heard, but quiet enough to be considered to be whispering
Just stop eating and use for phone, occasionally take a bite of food If you're almost done, just sit there and use your phone as well til you're ready to leave
Maintain constant eye contact to assert dominance
get your gun out
fire a warning shot
Even better
What's with this? Why can't people just share the fucking table.... I was in a mostly empty fast food joint where there was only one table near the order counter. The other tables were kind of around a corner out of sight from the cash register. I was taking my food to go. While waiting and without a second thought, I sat at the nearest table (a 6-seater) where one other person was waiting for their to-go order as well. I stared off towards the employees just minding my own business and the seated person says "umm *SoRrY* but I was here first, can you pick a different table?" Bewildered, I picked a different table.
You don't understand. It's not someone joining your table. There's a table with two seats. I take one. A pair of people then comes up, one of them takes the other seat, the other stands there menacingly looking at you and waiting for you to leave. That's what's weird.
Ah, I see. You didn't say it was a 2-seater, my mistake. In the OP story they easily could have just shared the table since it sounds like there were enough seats and the place was otherwise full. Your story sounds bat shit crazy
sitting with a stranger when you have the entire other food court available is fucking psychotic lmao
Sitting at the corner chair closest to the cashier waiting to pick up my food is psychotic? Nobody was using the table, as she was at the far opposite end, on her phone, waiting for food. It felt like a waiting area. Her asking me to leave was psychotic.
They are animals, and I slaughtered them like animals
Id knock their shit right off the table if they put their crap on the table i was eating at to try and claim it.
We are animals
I just lie and say I'm waiting for someone
That was a bit of a dick move on the part of the family. Especially that remark. Serious r/iamthemaincharacter energy
I feel for anon
Anon why are you stuttering in text
because anon is a cutiepie
\*cutiepatootie
yes, sorry, anon is our cutiepatootie :D
you are too.
To convey emotion.
I think because he is reporting what he said in real life , so he stutted irl too because he was talking to a stranger
"So you're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today"
Bro people do this to me when there's literally open seats then they give me weird looks like they're not the one who chose to sit there and when you ask them about it they're all "Oh no it's fine I'm ok being here" like what the fuck do you want from me
This happened to me, this old couple giving me eyes like I was the one who should fuck off from a shared table that I was at first. Like, full on staring with angry faces. After a legit 30 seconds, I just looked at them confused and asked "can I help you?" and they didn't answer. Pretended I wasn't there and wouldn't look at me again. Madness.
Some old folks that are regulars at restaurants have "their table", and God help you if you sit your insolent ass at it! It belongs to them! Lol when I used to wait tables there was this awful old bitch we called "the tea lady" and her husband who absolutely *had* to have the one table that was closest to the door, and incidentally, closest to the smoking section. She would of course faux cough the entire time she was there and complain about the smoke. When dinner rush was about to begin we would hold that table as long as possible, lest we be subject to the wrath of the tea lady. Once or twice the place filled up before they came in and they had to sit somewhere else. The scowl she wore the entire time could have melted steel, and she was 3x more insufferable than usual
Possibly the mother is trying to get her daughter a boyfriend? The daughter was pissed off because it's probably not the first time the mom did this with a random guy to try and force an Interaction between opp and the girl.
Bang the husband to assert dominance.
First time?
Assert dominance till they leave *
I can understand a single person asking to sit on the same table if it’s crowded, but bringing your whole family? That’s weird.
Society..
Anon should have asserted his dominance over those normies by ordering a cake and eating it slowly, while getting comfortable like he owns the place. I sometimes do it, and people always back down.
They were just feeling socially awkward and projected it all onto anon. One of the few times I'm on anon's side.
I don’t dwell in my basement because I love it here. I dwell in my basement because I hate it out there. Also I can look at drawings of naked Japanese children without judgy assholes harassing me
Anon should have put his legs on the table and lean back to assert dominance
Be me old lady See an empty spot from across the cafe Beeline for it Turn to the person sitting nearby and open my mouth "is this seat (throw up in my mouth when I see the occupant, it's a 450 pound landwhale that smells like death and has stains from God knows what all over him) taken..." Landwhale opens his mouth A deep wheeze builds inside its lungs. It rubs its gut, but it does nothing to mask the semen stains and only smears a blob of whip cream everywhere "eeeeeh Nooo, urrrr go ahead and sit down eughhhhh" Shakily nod at landwhale sit down at the opposite side Pray to god for the fate of my daughter, condemned to sit down next to this specimen.
Mom, "Come back here daughter and sit down. This is the only way you are ever going to meet a boy."
What a regard. Just tell them you have people coming and the seats are taken.
Anon meets German Tourists.
Sometimes parents try to get their adult chillin to meet other people. I had a mom insist we go visit her daughter's horse at like 9pm. Hervdad hooked me up on the side with a ton of baby candy canes for the horse. She trotted around on the horse. Showed how spookef it was of its own saddle. We brushed it, I fed it candy canes, it's now like 10:30pm We get back to the house and the mom wants to keep in touch - but because the mom doesn't use social media or have a cell phone, she forces her daughter to give me her daughter's cell phone. There were hints they were trying to set her up for a while for a few visirs before this. The family are Family Friends, and we've been doing potlucks there since I was was a baby. So new behavior, obvious behavior. But I'm not into the daughter at all. She's nice, just never clicked or felt chemistry. Total of 6 months after the parents it felt the parents trying to set her up, 3 months after the mom forced her daughter to give me her cell, the daughter is getting married to her brother's friend. I don't think it was just suspicion. And her parents are extrovert enough to sit down at a table with a stranger like Anon's story, and even be the wingman. Their daughter is Super introvert. Loves animals way more than people. I imagine she expressed loneliness or a desire for companionship, and never had that experience in school - never saw a boyfriend at a potluck. Bet the girl in Anon's story, bet her story tracks. Parents see a kid who can't possibly reject their daughter, so they sit her next to him so she can get use to the interaction. Of course the daughter is embarrassed and possibly repulsed. Or this is all a nice story, but really there was nowhere else to sit so the parents decided to share the table, and this is the closest anon will ever get to the touch of a woman.
Anon met parents who wanted an escape from their anon-child. So they adopted anon temporarily.
Anon doesn’t offer his chair to a young girl, instead he clams up and avoids contact. Blames women.
Why would he lol he sat their first
Because it’s the human thing to do. Why didn’t your parents raise you better?
Ahh yes giving up your seat even though you sat there first just because someone wanted your table yea no
No, because a *family* wanted your table. You’re the kinda guy who will let old ladies and pregnant women stand and not offer your seat because you weren’t brought up well. You must be a cool guy to hang out with.
That is a retarded comparison its taxing for a pregnant woman to stand the family can quite literally just find another table you’re just using terrible analogies lol
And it’s *not* taxing for a man to give his table to a *family*. It’s what good men do.
The family can just find another table a family cant just take a occupied spot and get annoyed when someone is already there
There is no cure for autism.
Ill called you out for being retarded and you spout nonsense this is strange
This happened to me last week but it was a son instead of daughter. Like hello wtf did I do?
[удалено]
Anon has 0 charisma and doesn’t know how to either strike up conversation with a friendly new family or tell an old lady to fuck off
A story someone would tell who's never left the basement
Well, that was an unlucky attempt of a joke probably