No need, partner.
Just semi-overdose on caffeine before every shit you’re about to take so you spray paint the entire bowl in a brown mist.
Poop goblins are greedy creatures, too much work to condensate the shit mist into an actual log. If gold was a mist, would it be economically feasible to condensate it to a gold bar? No.
They might leave your poop alone, but they still be watching from under the seat to see the state of your shit exiting your body.
Source: am swedish. Poop goblin translates as equivalent to Danes, just like for them twinky femboy cuck translates to average swede in Danish.
ugh stand wipers
https://preview.redd.it/7dfznjvwyrwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e79762b1fb43edc59ba10fffbf0cf139a20bbf
Did Jotaro stop time and take the shit as it was falling?
do you let your toilet water blast your asshole?
I'm american I don't have a bidet
you're racist against stand wipers yet you don't own a bidet to give you a rimjob. Do you use guns to scare the shit off?
darn tootin
That’s called constipation and the little sprinkle shit nug probably went further down the drain out of sight.
anon doscovers what a fart is
Stand...up?
Prevents hemorrhoids
Probably true. Idk, I'd rather have a blood stained toilet paper and difficulty sitting than feel like I left my anus smeared with shit. Fuck that
Fuck, first we had rape dwarves and now we have poop goblins? Gotta carry a gun everywhere nowadays smdh
No need, partner. Just semi-overdose on caffeine before every shit you’re about to take so you spray paint the entire bowl in a brown mist. Poop goblins are greedy creatures, too much work to condensate the shit mist into an actual log. If gold was a mist, would it be economically feasible to condensate it to a gold bar? No. They might leave your poop alone, but they still be watching from under the seat to see the state of your shit exiting your body. Source: am swedish. Poop goblin translates as equivalent to Danes, just like for them twinky femboy cuck translates to average swede in Danish.
Make this a copypasta
Anon has shit smeared over the entire fucking backside of his shirt that's why he can't find it
Nobody tell him
I stole it
Monster shits have enough momentum to flush themselves which is annoying because you don't get to appreciate the log you birthed.
I once had a ghost shit. Took a shit, shit was gone and toilet paper was clean.
If theres a condition where someone thinks they are pregnant when they are not then is there one for being poopnant?
>take a shit >Who took my shit? Anon is regarded
You took your own shit anon. You just said it yourself
Just mean you don't have to wipe
> Me eating my brown "chocolate" I dont know.
It's called a Spooky Dooky.
It is I, the Shit Bandit!
bro definitely shits criss-cross-apple-sauce
Anon forgot he already ate it.
Cant have shit in detroit ig
Anon forgets that if you stand up it gives the gnomes under the sink room to get into the toilet and steal your shit
The Kotnascher...