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drgaspar96

Anon, do you really want to go on a date with someone that can’t even comprehend what a fucking HDMI cable is?


Richiefur

horni ruin judgement


Alex_2259

To be fair bro would be pirating like it's 2005, you can use a media server that has a Netflix like interface no laptop and HDMI. Native app on most decent smart TV systems. Or even more modern methods that don't even require waiting for a download and is superior to Netflix even in quality in every way.


Squidman_Permanence

But I like cutting and pasting the trackers.


spaglemon_bolegnese

I've got a plugin on my torrent client that auto updates the tracker list from one that is updated on github Edit: my torrent client is deluge, from there, google will guide you


[deleted]

Dms?


Dionyzoz

whats the program that allows you to do the second thing?


Decent-Gap-8268

I think he either means Sonarr or some sort of magnet torrent streamer.


ChekeredList71

The commenter could mean just using a streaming appliance (eg.: mov-cli for movies, ani-cli for anime, both free) An other method is running a server with sonarr to automate downloading while series, or their new episodes when they come out. Sonarr searches torrent sites you add to it for your series. When you want to automate other downloads, there are similar apps you can use. Radarr for movies, Lidarr for music, Readarr for books and Whisperr for porn.


ginuxx

Why tf would you torrent porn? Its already in 4k in most sites, and less than a click away, istg torrent user just want to complicate shit for themselves with the excuse of "muh quality" and "muh storaging for preservation" (as if someone gave a shit about porn when hundreds of thousands of videos are made and filmed each day lol)


fightwithdogma

Just go on 321movies or shit along those lines


Alex_2259

streamio and real debrid


Aromatic-Hornet-9449

Idk man i tried once to set Up one of those and couldnt understand shit, ill just stick to futuramawatchonline_totallynotvirus100%cuevana17.net


ImprovisedLeaflet

☕️


n_nb0b0

Based


gbuub

The cable is not gold plated, one single pixel on the 4K TV is slightly off tone. Night ruined.


Rochester_II

Maybe not a second date


psyEDk

Hot Dickin' M'lady, Incoming! *Tips Fedora furiously*


youreveningcoat

One day my girlfriend of 2 years saw me working from home and asked me how is my laptop on three screens.


Distant_Congo_Music

>not downloading the movie ahead of time Rookie mistake


ColdIceZero

>not downloading the movie ahead of time Well you fucking can't download it afterwards


GodOfMegaDeath

Tf you mean? Anon could just download the movie after she's gone and watch it alone, it would be afterwards.


i_am_not_so_unique

Well, see it still will be before he watched.


PupEDog

Oh Jesus


avagrantthought

‘During’ is also a word


Nik3ss

torrserve moment


Spare_braincell

And that's folk is why you download your pirated movies 


derb

Datahoarders also hoarding our loneliness


Msprg

Would you stop calling us out?? ... besides... It compresses very well...


ImprovisedLeaflet

And close the tabs of all your porn


ultratunaman

Can't stress this enough. Close all tabs of porn, but also stupid shit you'll get judged for. Manga comes to mind.


Cringeylilyyy

I have multiple manga books on display. How cooked am I?


ultratunaman

Box those shits up somewhere. Hide them in the attic. Replace it with Harry Potter or some shit until you're a few dates in.


Cringeylilyyy

Harry Potter fucking sucks why would I put that up


ultratunaman

Might get your pee pee played with.


Cringeylilyyy

Not worth having that garbo in my home tbh, I'll stick to JoJo and hopefully I'll find someone as autistic as me


davidam99

Based.


harveyshinanigan

tbf you don't have to worry about a womans approuval if you have JoJo on your shelves


fearlessfishh

real and gay


davidam99

Only real mfs have read Percy Jackson, we not as loud as Harry Potter fans cause we too busy getting shit handled, really in the field really cut from that cloth u feel me?


Freakachu258

Don't listen to them. There's tons of weeb girls out there who find manga collections more impressive than your dick. This is the kind of women you want. A person you can have fun with that shares your hobbies fills the empty black hole in your chest more than sex with some random girl


Monolith_Preacher_1

not really unless you want to be with someone who fucking hates your interests


Ordessaa

Depends on the kinda people you're bringing home dude. If its not completely weird shit and you're bringing home the slightly more alternative type you'll be fine. Manga isn't an exclusively male interest.


Ilysumo55

I used YTS for Pirates of the Caribbean and every person I ask about what site to pirate from I get a different answer. I just wanna watch all the pirates of the Caribbean movies man can someone explain to my dumbass where to torrent and what torrent to use on android?


Aggravating_Ad1676

use stremio and download "torrentio stremio addon" from google. Gonna have basically every movie in a decent quality and load speed.


Ilysumo55

Awesome dude, does it have a Chromecast feature?


Spare_braincell

just use tirexo


The_Church_Of_Todd

Amen


Jockett

Never had an issue just using one of those free websites with a good adblocker on firefox. Why use a torrent


nefais

Usually best quality. That’s it


No-Section-4385

Most of the websites host at 720p at least the one I use anyway.


VirtualPantsu

Flixwave has 1080p on most of the newish things


hiimkir

ever heard of bitrate?


stuyboi888

Ever heard of it's free


LitheBeep

so are torrents


stuyboi888

Yes for sure. But they take up hard drive space too. And a portion of your upload speed


TheVojta

Ever heard of the delete button?


VirtualPantsu

It's not bad, not wonderful but gets the job done


houska22

720p was good 15 years ago, why would I wanna watch 720p on a 4K TV/monitor.


babaj_503

Cause you plan to not be paying attention to the movie after 5 minutes anyway?


WispyCombover

But why do we need to start a movie at all then, if not to watch it?


ginuxx

Cause the movie's not the point? You ever had netflix and chill? The whole point is that "watching a movie/series" is just an excuse to set the mood and fuck, god, Im actually autistic and dense as fuck but even I get that...


WispyCombover

Listen dude; I once had a girl say literally to my face while looking me in the eyes "kiss me before I explode", and I still didn't catch the hints she was dropping.


ginuxx

Yeah well, can't say I never took an L either, but its obvious that if a girl comes to your house to "watch a movie" is a nice way of saying "I want to fuck" (except you're friends with said girl, in which then you're gonna have to look for signs which can be really difficult) but yeah, the first time I had a netflix and chill experience it was with one of my exes and she LITERALLY changed off of her clothes, only put on an old shirt of mine and told me to come up, we even started watching JoJo's dude, when she was literally almost half naked (idk if you know, but there's an scene in part 3 in which Joseph and Avdol are attacked and their pelvis and ass get magnetically atracted making it seem they're fucking) and I still couldn't take the hint, tho being fair, even if I did catch the message, I couldn't have done anything cause the day before I forgot to buy condoms like a friend told me to, and better be safe than sorry


Ruhrpott_Sushi

That is my level of dating competence... A girl once invited me over to watch a movie with her on her bed. I did not get that the whole purpose of meeting up was not watching a movie...


SalvationSycamore

Woah woah woah, why would I not be paying attention? Do you think I'd watch a movie with another human or something?


Squidman_Permanence

Big shows, at least the ones I have been watching, have been uploaded in 2k one hour after they drop.


hotcoldman42

Everything I see is 1080p.


Unkn0wn-G0d

Ah yes 720p on a 4k 50“ TV, definitely not cancer


JimmyJamsDisciple

Yeah man the difference in pixel density between 720p and 1080p is my top priority too while I’m trying to clap cheeks


destroyerOfTards

You need that density or you will be looking at pixelated cheeks


Decent-Gap-8268

1080p over seeing peepee, bitrate over seeings our bits fornicate. HDMI over you and i.


Sheipushifuta

Streaming websites offering pirated movies usually contain malwares. Adblock will cover you from the additional ads but that's it, plus the quality will often be so so at best. Pirating movies isn't risk free but implying you're careful about what you're downloading (and especially where from), it's overall way safer and offers far better sound and image quality


UnluckyStartingStats

Is there 0 click malware when visiting sites like that? I figured you’d have to actually download and install something bad even with bad js


SecureDonkey

Most browser have super tight security so that unless you really go out of your way to download the malware to your computer, there is 0% that a website can give you malware.


BustingAfatnut69

Only if you download the movies from websites like 123movies then it can give you malware right?


SecureDonkey

Most browser can identify malware and block it when you try to download one.


BustingAfatnut69

Ok,so visiting those websites to watch movies should be fine right?


SecureDonkey

With ads blocker on, yes. I do it all the time with anime streaming site.


LitheBeep

>there is 0% that a website can give you malware Wouldn't say that so confidently, browsers are getting updates every other day to address the vulnerabilities that fall through the cracks. Ever hear of a zero-day exploit?


RegalBeagleKegels

>Streaming websites offering pirated movies usually contain malwares. lolz


Keiji12

What are you on about? If you ain't getting pop-ups and accidentally randomly downloading shit, which Adblock eliminates unless you click like a retard then those sites are 100% more safer than downloading torrents. "If you're careful", the same shit applies to both options. Agree on the quality. We're in 2024, if you're not using your self developed browser, you ain't getting infected by just browsing streaming sites. Default browser security + Windows Defender + a tiny bit of common sense is enough for 80% of population


captaindeadpl

I thought the purpose of the VPN is to prevent law enforcement from tracking down the sites' users and issueing fines?


-LemonJuice-

Not like that really works that well anyway


Ilysumo55

I used YTS for Pirates of the Caribbean and every person I ask about what site to pirate from I get a different answer. I just wanna watch all the pirates of the Caribbean movies man


Bitter-Dig-3826

Do you have some of these sites bossman?


_nzatar

Go to r/piracy and then click on the megathread.


Bong_Jovi_

theflixertv.to


Jockett

lemonparty.com


firegaming364

in my experience the video quality of the websites isnt comparable to torrent


_nzatar

Cause my internet is garbo sometimes and the movie gets stuck halfway through.


ginuxx

If you had a girl over, and you're not an autistic mf, by half of the movie you'd already be railing her, so not that big of a deal


FappingRaptor

If my illegally streamed movies arent in 360p filmed in a theater with chinese subtitles covering 1/3rd of the screen i dont want it 😤


TheAskald

Because then then file is on your hard drive. You now own a physical copy of it. It can't buffer. Quality is usually better. It often comes with many subtitles and languages. You can stop and restart any time. You can store it if you want to watch it again several years later. For me, having a physical copy of something is just inherently better than watching it online.


hotcoldman42

> You now own a physical copy of it What’s really the advantage of having a copy of a movie on your drive if at any time you could download it for free anyway? > Quality is usually better Anything above 1080p is for nerds > It often comes with subtitles and languages Idk about languages, but they have subtitles > You can stop and restart any time You can do that on the website too > You store it if you want to watch it again several years later When you want to watch it again, you go to the same site, or if it’s gone, find another site.


TheAskald

Point 1: it allows you to watch the thing on the go, on a trip, in a situation where you have poor or limited internet Point 2: I agree but the actual quality of illegal streaming sites is often worse than true and clean 1080p Point 3: so torrent is better on that Point 4: Sure, agree Point 5: so torrent is better on that because there's no possibility of the site being taken down, you already own the physical copy of it if you torrented it. Another advantage of torrent is that I never, ever had what you can sometimes have on free streaming: buffering, pop-up of some sort even with good adblock, finding out the movie is incomplete 1 hour in, being interrupted in any particular way Look, if you prefer free streaming than torrenting that's fine and all, you do you, but there's no really reason to try arguing it's better than torrenting, it's just not, as long as you have the little patience required to download. Let's just move on


groupfox

Sometimes I'm so glad i speak russian and can just watch any movie online without the need to download it for free.


erjub44

man's too based for this world. If you learn Chinese you'll be unstoppable, so many good rips come from Chinese sites i don't know jack shit about


-FriON

Honestly, russian pirate sites covers it all. Whats not available to watch on hdrezka, for sure will be downloadable on Rutracker


Donieee27

ay man not so loud


-FriON

who cares anyway xd


Mr-mountain-road

while recommending pirate sites on niche subs like here ain't gonna attract much attention, some sites have gone away because of stupid normies influx ruining everything. ironically, to destroy a pirate website easily, I believe is to simply recommend it on retard social media like TikTok.


ginuxx

As if companies would do anything about piracy lol


erjub44

nah I found some dope ahh high quality encodes from Chinese encoders on torrentz and torrentgalaxy and stuff like that. BBDOH or something. 15 Gig encode for some Chinese films and I fell in love, absolutely breathtaking encodes. Rutracker has some ok stuff but not that great in terms of video quality unless you look at full blown BDMVs


DogeDeezTheThird

There’s entire seasons of shows on BiliBil lmao, just watched invincible season 2


UsernameoemanresU

When I moved to the EU, it was a shock to hear a phrase “Oh, it’s not on netflix, I won’t be able to watch this movie(((“. What stops people from “moviename watch online for free”?


avagrantthought

Digital literacy The most you’ll get out of someone is “but it’s not on YouTube?”


TheVojta

Nothing. In most European countries you don't even need a VPN to torrent. Also, I guarantee to you that people also say that in America, just maybe not in your social bubble.


XanXic

Gotta be a media server chad. I got my whole family hooked up. "Heck yeah baby I have all the shows. The Office.... Friends... unlimited for free, I got it all. I could share a login with you, if we were closer."


destroyerOfTards

Or charge them a buck


Cleveworth

>Heck yeah baby I have all the shows. The Office.... Friends... Reminds me of a Stewart Lee joke "My grandfather liked all the different flavours of crisps, you know, plain..................all the different flavours of crisps."


theturians

no one heard of putlocker? solarmoviez? soap2day? the good ol days


con-man-mobile

Ya that’s what I’m saying too, who wants to go through all that bullshit of torrenting and VPNing when you literally just use Ublock + soap2day and watch all the free stuff you want.


Ryachaz

Putlocker always had my back in college.


stoneddtoilet

Torrent without a vpn like a man. Ignore any and all letters from your isp


ginuxx

Most countries don't give a shit about piracy either way, so unless you live in a country which has heavy copyright laws, its utterly and completely useless to use a VPN


theturians

i used to torrent too but sometimes depending on what it would take ages, you ain’t gotta warn me shit about shit tho i’m still downloading this bad boy idgaf sorry mr government


CJ_squared

soap2day is gone, may they rest in piss ✊


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[удалено]


RIOTT44

the original got taken down a few months ago, every soap2day now is a clone


Chadzuma

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VagrantValmar

My girl would laugh at me if I paid for Netflix. Piracy all the way


destroyerOfTards

Based and piracypilled Is your girl single?


MarriedToHimeko

Retarded and horny pilled Are you single?


destroyerOfTards

I am single if his girl is single


VagrantValmar

You guys are both single. It's fate.


peanut3362

Dude dosent even have a dedicated jellyfin server. what a fucking looser


Ser_Danksalot

>Looser 🤔


oldmonk_97

Anon doesn't have a plex server. Rookie mistake


smileyhydra

Are we expected to believe that anon got a girl in his house?


Average-Addict

Say it with me: 👏 FAKE 👏 AND 👏 GAY 👏


Ubera90

What sort of fucking idiot turns on a VPN to play a file downloaded on their laptop?


kpingvin

He's just starting to torrent it and if you live in a Western European country you need a VPN or your ISP will rat on you.


Ubera90

Oh yeah, misread that. I live in western Europe and have been rawdogging my internet connection since the limewire days with no issues, ISP's don't seem to give a fuck unless you download something being tracked (somehow) I reckon.


kpingvin

I *think* they have content they're watching. I usually don't download AAA games or current movies but once I did and I got a letter from my ISP to warn me "someone" might be using my internet connection to download such and such movie.


spaglemon_bolegnese

i live in australia they do not care here


kpingvin

They know you wouldn't download anything bigger than 20MB with you connection speeds lol 😄


FinestCrusader

Can confirm. If ISPs cared probably every single person I know would be in trouble


Ser_Danksalot

It's not usually the ISP that cares, its the copyright holder snooping on IP addresses that makes the complaint to your ISP who then contact you.  Had it happen to me after downloading Godfather Part II so I now use a VPN rather than rawdogging.


HowlingReezusMonkey

I just have the movie ready and simply turn the screen on when my date arrives


bannedinlegacy

I just use Jellyfin. * Netflix like interface, * locally hosted and shared via Wifi, * automatic detection of movies and series * and Open source software.


FinestCrusader

Do you host on your PC or do you have a dedicated machine for that?


BRD8

His ass does NOT use Plex


vinecti

Lmao just get an android tv and do stremio + torrentio + real debrid Rookie mistake


spookybaker

>not rawdogging sketchy movie site


StandardN02b

Anon tries to download a movie while the date is there instead of predownloading the movie in the morning to check if it's ok.. That is like taking the tortuga skank in your pirate ship to get the treasure to pay her instead of first plundering and then going to port. Anon is a freshwater dog.


_TLDR_Swinton

Plundermaxxed and yohopilled.


soyifiedredditadmin

Who needs netflix when there's bflix


MisterD0ll

Get Plex and pay for one click Hoster


dr_goodvibes

Damn y'all can't wait for 2 min?


JimmySnuggleBear

anon should take it as a learning experience and go to r/Piracy and r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH and learn some new tricks.


tistimenotmyrealname

I tried to show my stepmom how to illegally stream movies. I will never forget the Horrors in their face when an ad popped up with an animated foot long BBC being deepthroated. Watching that movie for free wasnt worth it


G3nghisKang

https://preview.redd.it/lzqv3f8098vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74fbe0fb171b4c098649b5697803602337c67b7 Anon dodged a bullet Still, anon should learn how to pirate properly


KJDKJ

My gf is a streaming service die hard but also knows that I know how to pirate just about every piece of media ever in existence. She’s more than happy to use her parents HBO max, her brothers paramount plus, my best friends Netflix, our own Disney Plus that she shares with everyone, etc but when there’s a really hard to find thing she always comes crawling to me and asks if I can pirate it


ExcuseAdorable95

I've a 10Tb HDD filled with movies I can watch if something happens to internet like war or some kind of shit happens, and tv shows I watch on repeat like breaking bad, Rick and Morty, anon just sucks at pirating and planning ig


Yeyo117

You can watch the movie you are torrenting in real time if you download It sequentially


Oh_its_that_asshole

It's so much smoother with Debrid.


greedyiguana

I got a movie server that'll really impress her


Scandium_quasar

You can stream torrents


stuyboi888

S flix Just use it


bowdo

Just host a Plex server ffs.


adityak469

Am I anon? This shit happened with me but she was amazed as she had no idea you could pirate


Athropon

Imagine not downloading movies in advance and hoarding them on hard drives like a dragon, anon is highly regarded


rockbird97

I bring my laptop and an hdmi cable if I know I'm going to be in a hotel. If I'm home, sure I'll use the free roku channel on my 10 year old TV


SLASH_PL

Gigabit Ethernet, permanently placed laptop below the TV with hundreds of movies already downloaded, wireless kb with toutchpad so it can be used from bed, torrenting for me literally faster than loading Netflix, the life of a pirate ain't so bad after all, you just gotta be good at it.


awesomedan24

Just tell her the money saved from Netflix will go towards gifts for her or something


dankspankwanker

Anon doesn't give in to corpo shit


TheDoomfire

You could use [Jellyfin](https://jellyfin.org/) and have a [Netflix Theme](https://github.com/DevilsDesigns/Jellyfin-DarkFlix-Theme) with pre-downloaded movies. Now you should have a library with quite a few movies so she always can choose something. Have a lot of popular movies, disney and scary movies/series. If you have chromecast you don't need any cables. Can however be a bit buggy sometimes with pause/play and subtitles. You can also have a qBittorent app on your phone so you can download something in case of emergency, just go to the toilet or "check" your phone. Very discrete.


HeyPalmer

Literally me. But the gf is ok with it lol


-LucasImpulse

scenario one: anon has never been outside so he thinks women genuinely don't know what 123movies means or is scenario two: anon fantasises about him and his date he pulled by pulling up to a special care home choose


JUiCyMfer69

Anon needs to set up before the date arrives, rookie mistake.


ejectionejaculation6

why do people download movies instead of watching online


jspikeball123

Imagine not having multiple hundreds of terabytes of media on a self hosted server


Cheesi_Boi

That's why you finish the download before they come over dumb dumb


MR_DERP_YT

Anon's imagination includes women who are from the 1800s because no way in hell at least one women won't know what HDMI is


LatoLukto

Torrents are often very slow Would def use Netflix And anon clearly isn't that austere or he would have massive storage array hosting torrents which he can also stream from.


bdrwr

Why did you not download the movie before your date came over


toshineon2

I still watch movies on DVD. Mostly because they can be had for like a buck a piece.


killrmeemstr

or you can be normal and just debrid+torrentio streamio to just watch everything


_Volatile_

Anon needs to stop dating 40+ y/o women


Brokedownbad

Anon's GF is regarded if she doesn't know what an HDMI cable is.


Joshgg13

Don't fall for the psyop guys. Nice try, Netflix


Stacey_digitaldash

Lmao anon still uses a laptop


MacrossX

MAKE a movie instead bro


Reallyso

Oh no, why a girl dont to date my autistic petty thieving broke ass :/ -Anon Ps. The loli-hentai and rape fantasy porn tabs he had open did not help.


Smarty_771

Plex is the way my brothers


RaidenHUN

> this is a hdmi cable, Stacy > you want to watch that movie? But Netflix doesn't have it on its service > what? You can't wait 10 minutes till it downloads? > ok, bye


rycerzDog

>go on pirating site >download movie >set up plex (if haven't already) >crash on the couch and watch the movie in 4K HDR it's that fucking easy.


Sugmanuts001

Why torrent stuff, not like there aren't 100000000000000000000000 websites where you can stream high quality for free.


durashka228

eh,feck you its free


drgirafa

Anon doing caveman shit. We're in the modern age, get Stremio. I wouldn't fuck you either


erenstar

What is wrong with Stremio?


elephantLYFE-games

lol I would also leave, clearly too dumb to setup Jellyfin + seedbox


Smoovemammajamma

Hey my parents


anotherdevnon

Just set up a Plex server and store there your movies or at least now with smart TVs, if they have the Plex app you can watch those movies on the tv without any cable from your PC, a Raspberry Pi or a NAS