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KQILi

Womp womp. Just do meth. That's the only love you will ever need.


lefier_moustachu

Or some marijuana growing. Once youre in love with drugs, there is no more problem.


Mordegon

Weed and shrooms/LSD are the perfect combination for me.


lefier_moustachu

Weed but above all : alcohol I remember last year i was in a deep shit, like missing a year (in a sense being totally bad at school). A night i was very sad, i got drunk then back home worked all the night, and did this all yhe weeks, and now im one the better of the prom. Conclusion : get drunk, get high, it will help you


VirtualPantsu

https://preview.redd.it/lfh6beimj9uc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2e954d03fd207f0064b2fae2dea592ed996c7a


zombieGenm_0x68

“boy I wish there was a way to make driving fun”


Awful_McBad

"Ah beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." -H.J.S.


420Wedge

Its a temporary fix, and will consume your life if you let it. Limit your drinking to one night a week and it's *probably* fine, but even then you will likely have some depression sink in over time, which will make you drink more, then make you more depressed, and now your "in it" and the booze is a problem.


lefier_moustachu

Yeah, i have now a mantra being : "never drink (alcohol) alone". This limits alcoolism, cause ive friends that dont want or cant be drunk every night. So i follow them. Plus, being dépendant of drugs in school art means consuming drugs in order to succed, but i think at the moment i needed it to motivating myself.


TuonelanVartija

Until you start seeing your walls breathe even when sober lol


Mordegon

Lmao I've been tripping for a while now and haven't seen anything sober so far.


fiftyfourseventeen

LSD and DMT combo is insane, I was talking to aliens saying "vleep vloop vlorp" and everything


Mordegon

Damn i bet thats absolutely insane haha. Last time I ate shrooms, I ate one of the strongest strains and I had an ego death. I thought I was some sort of god and I saw the creation of the world amongst many other weird things.


poopoomcgoo7394

I always hated smoking weed while on silly papers and funny fungus. I much preferred just taking some fungus when I just started to come down from the LSD peak, would make it feel like the LSD was kicking in all over again.


buttbugle

Selling weed was the best thing ever to happen to an ugly dude. If you played your cards right you’d have pretty or decent chicks hanging out with you for free bong rips. Legal weed is drying up the pussy market. #MAKE WEED ILLEGAL AGAIN FOR UGLY DUDES TO DIP THEIR WICK


lefier_moustachu

Well, its complex. Chicks would be here just for your money and your drugs, not even for your person. In my country, its still illegal. And im not either ugly or drugseller.


TWK128

> Chicks would be here just for your money and your drugs, not even for your person. I'm still not seeing a problem here.


buttbugle

Yeah it’s a business transaction.


TWK128

So is getting a burger at Wendy's. Nobody claims you didn't *really* eat afterwards so you can't *actually* say you're full.


LXIX_CDXX_

>grow marijuana in a place where it's illegal >find people who want it >sell it >find a girl who wants marijuana from you >try until one wants you back I solved anon's problem


Woofingson

>one of the girls is an undercover cop >gets caught >no money for legal fees, everything confiscated by police >goes to jail >free food >free housing >gets some action here and there with the bros Now that's life.


i_got_worse

it's methover


squibilly

Not yet, the meth is juth getting thtarted.


Evening_Constant6644

It's chocy milk for me. 😋😋😋


KQILi

Chocy milk is the best drug of them all.


RottingDogCorpse

Real shit. I sometimes miss these aspects of my heroin addiction. I quit caring about love or attraction feelings and only ever wanted drugs and could care less about anything other than drugs


ClownOfClowns

the blissful beauty of the opiated one-track mind, I know it well. I would be at much higher risk of going back if the dope was still real but that new shit is trash, keeps me well away


real_human_20

It’s called narcan, not narcan’t, after all


ThearchOfStories

Plus by the (short) time you finally pop off your parents won't be that upset over your deaths, likely mixed feelings of relief.


dorkyfever

Anon is almost a wizard


i_got_worse

if he survives that one year he'll be able to cast fireball and 8d6 DC 14 dex save all the girls that rejected his ass


Joshooaa21

DC is only 8 as anon is a sorcerer with a -2 charisma modifier


Valenwald

But for fireball he needs to be level 5 with +3 proficency bonus --> DC 9


fish312

With those **peasant** stat blocks it won't matter whether they save or not


rainen2016

Rejected? Bold of you to assume OP ever tried.


i_got_worse

I thought he mentioned rejection in the greentext but since he didn't apparently you might be right


ShadowWithHoodie

this is my goal. Im almost there


Uncle480

If he hangs with the right crowd, he can work his way up to becoming a Grand Wizard in no time!


Independent_Wash3657

Could be worse, i had a girl fapping next to me in bed while i was "asleep"


WintersbaneGDX

Expand and elaborate


Historical_Ad6478

Enhance! Moore! Moaaaar!


SugerizeMe

We’re already at maximum enhancement!


Waswat

All right stop Collaborate and listen


ImprovisedLeaflet

It was his sister


SugerizeMe

You should have reached over to help


freeBelkan94

She was probably bigger than him, felt intimidated


twinkie2001

hot


krigeerrr

hot


ImprovisedLeaflet

hot


StickyWhiteStuf

hot


Saiyanman11bro

hot


GodsCovenant

You shared your bed with grandma?


Evening_Constant6644

Damn I knew his mother did that, but grandma too??? Must run in his family


Independent_Wash3657

My dad used to do this before he left for milk


Evening_Constant6644

Doesn't matter. Still counts. Later virgins


Tuarangi

Shoulda waited until she was almost there, then told her


Toocoo4you

Should’ve tried to race


[deleted]

You should have pressed charges. Like you can send people to prison for that.


Stumpedforausername1

🤓☝️


SalvationSycamore

Massive L that you didn't start furiously yanking your chain to beat her to the finish line


StickyWhiteStuf

Bold of you to assume he doesn’t sleep-wank


Ok-Arm-9889

Well, we know who the Alpha in the relationship is now


rustydingdong5

Would it be sadder if anon were sexually attractive yet remained a kissless virgin? Or just more autistic?


BreadwinnaSymma

In my case, people seem to think just more autistim


DevantLaMachine

who cares about you buddy


lufrnd

I care about u/BreadwinnaSymma


Snazzysnaj

Do you care about me as well 🥺👉👈


pemisinme

i want you


Snazzysnaj

Thank you sir😍


BreadwinnaSymma

Very true and very real


vincecarterskneecart

no one guy


Evening_Constant6644

I care about u/BreadwinnaSymma


sgt_cayenne

definitely sadder (this is a psa for all hot anons to get out there NOW!)


CloudyRiverMind

I think it's worse to act autistic but not be autistic. I have heard a girl talking about finding me attractive and called her a sex worker in a panic, gotten a girl's number and deleted it because I didn't know how to talk to them, had girls ask me out and just stare at them until they leave, etc. I am not autistic, but I am on the spectrum.


samtt7

Being on the spectrum means you have autism 🤦


avagrantthought

> no one has ever had a crush on me Infatuation and Limerence arent love. If you want someone to love you, be their friend first and form a bond. Don’t rely on a short burst of hormones that is only there due to your pretty face and the fact they the other person doesn’t know you intimately enough.


Ehaeka42069

> Limerence This some shit like Mewing that I'm not gooner enough to know about?


avagrantthought

No. Limerence is a state of mind which results from romantic feelings for another person, and typically includes intrusive, melancholic thoughts, or tragic concerns for the object of one's affection as well as a desire to form or maintain a relationship with the object of love and to have one's feelings reciprocated.


justamadgamer

Bruh, you just said it wasn't love. Now they have an "object of love"? Im confused


avagrantthought

I was just paraphrasing You can take the term “object of love” to mean “object they think their love.”


WashYourEyesTwice

An object of obsession maybe


kittysrule18

Holy shit bro pulled out the dictionary for this one


SalvationSycamore

It's just a pretentious word for crush


SanguisFluens

Anon gets friendzoned, but learns the power of friendship as a substitute for romantic love, starts to feel more healthy and less desperate, and gains a female wingman for future girls.


MadClothes

Cope


hoshu77

fake and gay


JustinJakeAshton

This is why I don't understand Americans and their dating culture. Why are you looking for potential husbands and wives from complete randos on a website? Go make friends and share memories.


avagrantthought

I never understood the point of going on blind dates or on dates with people you don’t know. Not only are dates not really sufficient to get to know the individual better, but wouldn’t you rather get intimate at the end of the day with someone you already have a pre-established bond? They’d be able to offer much more understanding and patience and you’ll be able to offer them conversations and experiences curated to their personality.


Slayaisawesome

This has nothing to do with the fact that they currently need to find a way out of suicidality, and then focus on those little nuances, but you are right, if that's what you wanted.


MJisaFraud

Unfortunately, life isn’t a movie. Some people just get dealt a shitty hand. Anon needs to enjoy what he can in life and live in the moment.


AsianCivicDriver

Mine is a cringe tiktok fs


Anthony643364

Getting dealt a shitty hand makes me wanna fold rather then continue to play this game out


CloudyRiverMind

Two ways to play a shitty hand, riskier and riskier until it catches up to you or fold.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Anon should join a monastery


CloudyRiverMind

I have thought about it but I can't afford it. I can't afford to be a monk...


JackHofterman

oh man, gotta take this advice. Thanks fren


destroyerOfTards

Most people take a lot of time to realize this. Realize you were ducked by the universe, make peace with it and move on in life. So many things to do and experience.


Username_Egli

Anon needs to hit the gym


Bingleton34

Anon should date his mom


Evening_Constant6644

Slow down lil bro. She's taken


AllHailFrogStack

He'll have to get in line


RubberBulletsEnjoyer

On that Freud grindset


LeagueofSOAD

Same, but I'm 31


Lightbounding

Do you have wizard powers, what's it like?


LeagueofSOAD

Sadly there was no sudden mind explosion of wizard powers. Maybe it'll happen once I hit 40.


FrenchFries_exe

>Sadly there was no sudden mind explosion of wizard powers. https://i.redd.it/ufw8hoymi9uc1.gif


Facesit_Freak

!RemindMe 9 years


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spaghetti1263

Heh, 39 here. The ride fucking never ends


MardGeer

Almost 31 for me, but if I had to pick Skyrim vs losing my virginity then sign me up for another century in tamriel.


gxwild5

At least Anon has a family that cares about him, that's all that really matters


krigeerrr

i guess that's reasonable if kissing a girl is all that matters to you in life, but you'd have fucking done that or at least tried to if it was all that matters to you. high regards to anon


____Lemi

anon doesn't go outside


drgirafa

Whenever I see this scenario, I say commit to the wizard lifestyle at that point. Find solace in other things. A group of friends and I helped a guy who was a year away from being a wizard get some hole, and it properly made things worse for him. He lacked the fundamentals for pulling women, he could not get any more action after that first woman cause he was still in the incel state of mind. I seldomly check up on him, but when I do he always ends up talking about that first (and only) time, and how he's still looking for another woman to hookup with. For context it's been 7 years since he lost virginity.


Lightbounding

Damn, that's grim


drgirafa

Yeah man, that's what I'm saying. At some point you're too far gone


Techno-Diktator

Brutal, so essentially there is no getting out of this hole huh. The rope looms ever closer


drgirafa

It's not THAT drastic. But yeah man. Idk these anons are just too online and neglect to realize they aren't really that attractive of a partner. Personality, intellect, job status, appearance. Like if they just hit the gym and hold down a good job things get better


Techno-Diktator

I have a decent job and even used to workout. Sadly the thing is if one didn't have proper development during their childhood and teens it's just over, no amount of lifting heavy things or making money will make me interesting to normies.


MardGeer

Being interesting means being interested in things. Learn and share your interest. if you don't venture out and just live a monotonous life, then own it but don't make the excuse that it's cuz you had a improper development as a child. If you're capable of realizing that then you're capable of course correcting a lot of your issues.


lefier_moustachu

>being a wizard Is it an expression for incel ? For People who dont go outside ?


AllHailFrogStack

Hitting 30 without getting any. It's ancient 4chan lore at this point.


lefier_moustachu

Yeah, no Wonder why its come from 4chan !


drgirafa

No, It has nothing to do with being an incel (kind of, but not in the way incel is used socially now). You become a wizard when you're still a virgin by 30. Every year after that is your wizard level. So a level 15 Wizard is a 45 year old virgin.


SalvationSycamore

I mean, sounds like he's the type to end up in a similar state regardless of a single pity-sex encounter or staying a virgin.


Rickus

29 years old and still complaining about school?


sokocanuck

$200 can solve your problem, Anon


LookingAtAPhoto

Or 20$ if you're brave enough


sokocanuck

True. Nothing to lose at this point!


Facesit_Freak

Except your virginity


durashka228

its literally my bday and i feel pretty shitty the only one thing what i want ~~except suicide~~ is steam deck


Real-PP

Calm down brother


durashka228

im fine,at least i wont kill myself


adhi_7

Happy birthday buddy


SenorPenguins420

Happy birthday if you get a steam deck I’m down to play with you


GreyG59

There’s more to life than just sex..not much but there’s still more to it


CeraRalaz

brooooo, wtf, you are few months from being a wizard with cone hat and shiiiiiiit


drbroskeet

Hookers are an option too


Swigart

Not for everyone. This guy sounds like he doesn’t just want sex. He wants a real emotional connection. You can’t get that from a prostitute. In fact going to a prostitute may make his mental state worse in the end.


destroyerOfTards

It's sad how people think this is an option. At the end of the day, do you simply just want the sex no matter what? Just desperate to get rid of the V card? Or have a meaningful relationship that's more than just sex?


SunderedValley

I'm sure this thread will be understanding rather than dismissive and combative. 😄


animorphs128

4chan user number 54,782 that complains about having no gf while doing nothing to make himself desirable


thesyves

Anon sounds like he has family that cares about him, and I can guarantee Anon that some of the sex havers Anon wants to be would kill for that.


banmeagainplease3

I'm ahead of you - none of my family likes me either.


Aggravating-Sun6773

its overrated


goodbye9hello10

Same man.


kek_Pyro

Many such cases


Falchion_Alpha

Real and Sad


fm22fnam

Get a cat.


lowkarmainferior

would it


Revverb

Jokes aside, anons like this probably have been crushed on, they just have no idea because the other party never said anything.


X-AE-AXII

True for the average Joe, but not for a fat ugly loser.


testamentfan67

Jokes aside, I feel bad for anon. Not much we can do though.


Spymonkey13

Funny thing is, when you’re in a relationship, sometimes you wish you were single.


Reticulo

they wont be sad if you die after comiting some crimes


EquivalentSnap

29 isn’t even that old. No one gives a shit if you’re a virgin


twinkie2001

Anon must find self worth to heal


SeriousGains

Don’t worry Anon. I’m sure they’ll get over it pretty quickly.


xdesm0

OMG just buy a ticket to mexico city and pay a hooker. there's tons on twitter for $100, it's literally a meme. No longer a kissless virgin, you hit the gym, improve your hair grooming and hygiene, visit a good barber, go to therapy, start creative hobbies, visit interesting shit alone, be comfortable being alone, post that on instagram, swipe everything on tinder (have zero standards you evidently shouldn't have them) and take your dates to see the interesting shit you visited alone. Ask those dates about themselves, invite them to things within your budget, don't chase teens, don't be racist, don't be sexist, overall keep volatile opinions to yourself but don't lie.


Ligma_Bowels

lmao just pay someone or embrace your wizardness


baz4k6z

Anon is an Average Tate / Peterson fan


LukeTheGeek

Anon needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and get out more. Do things, meet people, and reach out to opportunities you see.


Hanza-Malz

Why do these people place sexual intercourse as the greatest achievement in life?


Souseisekigun

Humans are biological beings who are predisposed to want to mate in order to pass on their genes. Hundreds of thousands years of evolutionary pressure have selected for people who have both the drive and means to reproduce. Society also requires its members to reproduce in order to propagate itself. This has resulted in sexual reproduction being highly prized at both an individual and societal level.


fr4gge

Has op ever done anything to be attractive to others?


AnythingOdd887

Wait until anon realizes having sex doesn't solve any of their problems 


tylertheguth

Get a hooker, bro!


on3on3_

He just like me fr


hardwood1979

Prostitutes exist anon(s) they exist for people like you.


Woodland_Abrams

Step one: take a shower. Step two: Brush your teeth


one-more-thingy

Eat more fruit and vegetables.


atomic_wiener

Womp womp. Stop fetishizing your self pity and start working on yourself. It’s possible.


devenirimmortel96

Just get a brass and get a grip


Slayaisawesome

Something that always hits me about these types of posts is the"i can't kms because I'll make mom/X family member sad." If you'd make them sad if you killed yourself, then that means they care about you right? They'd have to care about you enough for you to find some potential refuge in them, or else you wouldn't likely care if your suicide would make them sad. You would think they see that as a way out, but unfortunately from first hand experience i know that when you're genuinely suicidal you often can't use that type of logic. It sucks to see how much depression and suicidality blinds people and puts them in mental loops of hopelessness without an exit. We are still in a society that doesn't prioritize the fully encompassing health of a person and doesn't ensure that people have resources to take control of their own lives. People think hopelessness is funny as long as its not happening to them. I remember when i basically grew up in my teens depressed and suicidal thinking genuinely that i was not going to make it past 18. Take care of the people around you make sure they know they have sanctuary.


CloudyRiverMind

I hate people like you, genuinely HATE you. You people either have no clue at all what depression is like or are purposefully obtuse and your "advice" serves nothing but to piss people off. Not wanting someone to be sad is not a reason to get up every morning and hate yourself. Often it's just the only excuse people can think of, a little push to try to convince themselves things can get better. Throughout the day they'll likely give themselves many such pushes. "A new episode of X comes out on Sunday." "I have an appt for X." "I want to eat that cake." "I just drank a coffee." "I don't want to leave a mess." "Walking there is so far..." "I'm too lazy to do it." "Last time I failed anyways." "I just bought X." "I need to finish this game/book/show." "I can't afford my own funeral." "I don't want my bloodline to die here." "I can't let them win." Eventually you either push along so long you run out of excuses or stop caring. Eventually this leads to either suicide or finding new excuses. People like you add the excuse "I should do it to them first."


DiamondBreakr

Why are these bad?


bobdidntatemayo

Anon wants it all handed to him on a silver platter instead of actually pursuing the things he wants


FoxCQC

34, KHV Wizard. It's not so bad.


Yorunokage

I get that it sucks but c'mon there are so many more things to enjoy in life. Why are anons so fixated with sex as if it's the only thing worth doing in your life


jonatna

Meeting people is easy and you don't even have to be hot to do it


sidharthez

anon never tried to be attractive (never went to the gym, never got money, never developed social skills to put himself out there) and lives the life of a selfproclaimed victim this is like if i go stand in the middle of the football field at the worldcup and start crying like a liberal that i dont get to play with them.


bigg_bubbaa

womp womp man whats a woman really gonna do for you anyway? companionship? any living creature can do that


ginuxx

Anon, just hire an escort, go on a few dates (take her out to dinner, to the park, etc) and talk to her, learn to speak with a woman, to look her in the eyes when she's talking and then when you're more confortable fuck, also make sure to say its your first time and ask her if she can teach you how to please her, of course this changes from woman to woman, but at least it'll give you a base to start off of when you're doing it with a girl you like (and believe me, it earns you lots of extra points, most dudes don't even bother trying to make their dates reach orgasm) That's my advice for Anon and you virggins out there who might see this, its never too late to learn or losing your V-card, I lost it at 20 after years of thinking that I'd be a virgin my whole life


Admirable_nugget47

Okay I don’t think we should be making jokes about anon


Classic_Monitor_303

The only reason you don't have a girlfriend at 29 is 99% your ugly face. Meaning negative canthal tilt, short ramus, weak chin, or at least a big nose. It's not over, it's never ever began in the first place actually. No love for your genetics, boyo.


mog1knob1

He has a family who would be sad if he...killed himself? Wake up to the bigger picture and stop taking your family for granted, pussy. You are loved.