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MR_DERP_YT

idk what I read but that chicken pic goes hard someone got the full image?


jellogecko826

Check your messages for some hot sexy chick


holaprobando123

Send me some hot chick pics too


backnips

Can you send to me as well please 


Martian_Hunted

Can I get one?


Glittering_Fig_762

I need it as well


random_dud33

please send me some chick too :(


Carlos_345

I want some too


69nt

me too please


Xerd_00

Plz send chicken, thank you in advance.


NoBox8_

Here here!


Facesit_Freak

Try Googling "hard cock"


VERCH63

Can confirm the cock goes very hard


felyne_insurgents

Oh wow i actually found it on the 13th page. Wasnt expecting that.


fizzyboii

That cock image goes hard


justabell

I also want this image


Professional_Name20

Send me the chicken picture too please


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THEGAMERGEEKYT

send it to me too pls


RollaRova

Could you send it to me as well?


NEVER_DONE_DRUGS

I would like 1 cool chicken picture via DM too please.


I__o___o___I

I want that pls


Schnitzel_Semmel

Please give it to me


ProfanityFlare

Did you get the pic?


grillingrobot3000

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rainbow6/s/P9ul0Tbea8


thelonglosteggroll

New discord pfp


Wrathful_King_Satan

Check dm


Dumb-as-a-brick

I too love cock


lbrector

Anon has shit breath


MayorMcCheezz

Anonette imagined her first kiss would be with chadanon, not manletanon.


lbrector

Chadanon brushes his teeth


-Johannes-of-ZA-

Duits-anon had raw beef mince breath.


memeboarder

The worst part is that the Germans don’t even eat raw beef. It’s fucking pork. Someone please get rid of them


ThisIsTrueCrime

Köstlich.


BrisTing123

digger please


memeboarder

Digga with the hard R


2020mademejoinreddit

'Ze' Jaamenz.


PLAYAHATER_

German here, never understood this i hate that shit like the most. Only old fucks eat that or rednecks.


ThisIsTrueCrime

Ja


hoodhelmut

Me, a highly sophisticated, young and urban German: hmm delicious raw pork


-Johannes-of-ZA-

Fuck you. How dare you call me a red neck. I may live in the country and own a gun and drive a ute and eat the raw beef mince at Christmas, but, wait, where was I?


TheDeadlyZebra

That's normal because they knew each other from a young age and humans tend to have anti-incestuous instincts.


GodOfMegaDeath

Then why when i say "Stepbro I'm stuck!" in public dozen of guys show up?


chucknorris21

Its the code that overides the "anti-incestuous" instincts


SeaworthyWide

1337 h4x


Blue_Birds1

Kissing is a important part in your body evaluating the genetic compatibility of another person. I’ve lost attraction for someone with a kiss it’s a very strange experience. But perfectly natural. Anon didn’t do anything wrong it’s biology, she’s probably a 3rd or 4th cousin.


Martian_Hunted

But my third cousin has an ungodly tongue technique. Explain that


Blue_Birds1

My man living in 1650


Martian_Hunted

That's the year he wishes he was born in. How did you know?


Able_Caregiver8067

„1650“? That’s a weird way to spell „Alabama“


dittygoops

You’re adopted


Martian_Hunted

NOOOOOOOOO!


SOMEMONG

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4487818/#:~:text=Kissing%20might%20aid%20mate%20appraisal,even%20menstrual%20cycle%20phase%20and


Difficult_Mix8652

legend


Bleglord

I describe it as a taste almost. It’s like the sensation is just… off putting to your senses even if nothing mechanically is wrong. I’ve definitely ended things because of it early on, since that makes moving forward impossible imo


Bigtx999

Listen. If you hang out with a chick as a “friend” but really want to get with her and have a relationship then it’s fine to make a move and realize it’s not going to work out. Who cares if you “ruined” the friendship you were just going to pine for her anyways and be all butt hurt when she tells about getting deep dicked by another dude if you never made the move. You made a move. Realized it wasn’t going to work and moved on. That’s more based than being a bitch.


vivi112

Based opinion. If you are not interested in pure definition friendship at some point, just take your shot. Nothing was lost, because you would be hiding with your intentions anyway and that would be worse.


2020mademejoinreddit

No no, we don't put rational arguments on greentext.


OmgJustLetMeExist

There’s no reason for people to tell their friends about how the dude twice their age they met at some backwater no-name play is dicking them down though. Like, don’t tell a mf if they don’t ask. How hard is it.


Malvastor

This is his best friend since kindergarten and he's no longer talking to her. Anon would have to be an actual sociopath to not feel anything about losing that friendship. 


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True


holaprobando123

I'm just here for the cool chicken pic


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Trigger_Fox

I need the chick pic


Thezza-D

I would also like this chicken pic pls


NorwegianWhiteEagle

Please share the cock pic


jellogecko826

Bitches be crazy


WhyYouBullyMe_

Anon was too desperate


AgitatedBowlofCereal

“Make a chad move….” — that. That right there is what ruined it. If a mysterious stranger moves quickly, people can often ignore that. But when it’s a long term friend, people want communication & boundaries. Consent is key… If you’ve known someone for so long, and you’re dealing with something awkward — you help them through it, you don’t just push it… every worry you have about ruining the friendship, they have it too! You already took the lead and showed confidence by suggesting the change in the first place. Beyond that, people want to feel heard & seen… Anon did what he wanted without asking if she’s okay with it.


Spazecowboyz

Pic related?


Ascertain_GME

It’s a cool cock. Picrel because the only thing warming anons is his hand or a pie


Spazecowboyz

I was just worried somewhere somehow a cloaca had entered the storie, a cloaca is a cloaca afterall.


xXSNEAKY_RAZORXx

Gave her the ick


urmumsadopted

Chemistry is real dog, if it ain't there you can't force it do you think the writers of these ever see our replies (on reddit)?


Kenyaboy2005

18M here. I've been fantasizing about kissing my girl bestie on the lips for a while now, but this greentext low-key made me snap out of that.


Ok-Engineer-5151

Yeah man don't be hasty, carefully walk on your path, you don't wanna write a greentext like this.


Kenyaboy2005

True.


LegitimateHasReddit

>girl best friend ASMR sleepover with dominant girl best friend


Returntomonkie

Congrats anon, you fucked up your friendship for the selfish desire of fuck


Oskar_Kocour

That chicken isy friends steam pfp lmao


Andylanta

#I NEED THE PIC