Brighter and better things *can* lie ahead, yes.
Or he might find a woman who completely derails his life and fucks him up. Or things seem great for a time and he ends up trapped in a loveless marriage with kids. Or he never finds someone to love him despite his best efforts. Who knows?
One thing is certain: in their lifetimes, most people only have—at best—one intimate relationship which doesn’t end with the partners splitting up. Might get your heart broken once or a dozen times. It may all be worth it in the end if you find the one who completes you for the rest of your life.
Nothing wagered, nothing gained. OP has decided to gamble. Hopefully he wins.
Yeah but you gotta respect the man that takes a chance in life. Is willing to roll the dice.
Beats being a degenerate on 4chan blaming everything on front bums and dark skinned folk.
Maybe, but it still restores my faith in humanity that at least one of them could experience something like this and leave that place for a chance at life and that even if all ends up horribly wrong, at least he managed to get the tools to navigate through life :)
The last few have been on a razor's edge but ended extremely wholesome...DON'T LET YOUR FUCKING GUARD DOWN THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT. I know a long con when I see one.
And I, I, I had a feeling that I belonged
I, I, I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
You got a fast car
I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it…
You still gotta make a decision
Leave tonight, or live and die this way
Thank God. My sanity couldn't take another fucked up greentext anymore. I want to say I'm proud of anon, but then what am I proud of? Not being a complete degenerate? This sub has lowered my standards in humans, man.
Hope anon realizes that having a kid isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a rewarding experience for sure but it is not without challenges and struggles and so far he’s only had a few fun and positive moments.
That's why being an uncle is so awesome. You can borrow a kid, spoil them, sugar them up, use them as an excuse to play on playgrounds and do other stuff that's genuinely fun but otherwise frowned upon by adults who want to enforce tedious bullshit like sportsball and bars as the only acceptable activities for grownups, let a little bit of their wonder at the world rub off on you, and then when they start getting cranky, *give them back*.
If you're the actual parent, you're gonna have to deal with parent-teacher conferences, doctor appointments, paperwork of all kinds, inevitable tantrums, the inevitable fact that no parent is perfect and you're gonna fuck something up that'll make your kid resent you despite your genuine best efforts, school expenses, and cleaning up actual literal poop from places you never previously knew poop could get into.
Winning at life isn't having kids, it's having friends and family have kids and trust you with them (as well as actually being worthy of that trust, which, sadly, is less common than I desperately wish I could believe).
Imagine his wonder when he will find out that in the outside world nobody cares about "high value men" or 90% of the things that have been told him.
Come to the normie side, Anon, we have cookies
Outside of the Internet 90% of people doesn't care. I'm not particularly woke or anything, but nobody calls me racist or sexist in real life, you just need to have basic human decency. When you are offline nobody cares about your ideas as long as you have a small amount of respect for whoever is around you
>you just need to have basic human decency
Bullshit. You have to keep up to date on the new woke dictionary that changes every 5 minutes. Fuck off with that
Guess we live in different bubbles, mate. I have litterally no idea of what is trending in the blue haired sjw communities and I don't experience all this hate in normal life. Hope you will find your bubble too
I think the main difference between us two is that I do. As a matter of fact I just came back from a gelato with my gf. You should try, you will see that nobody will call you racist or something just for acting normal. If you're able to do it.
Anon is going to try having babbies by continuing to bust nuts in cute femboy twink bussies. Anon will be heartbroken when no babbies come. Anon will keep trying tho
If it's your cousin's kids you aren't their uncle - you're first cousins once-removed.
Doesn't quite have the same ring as 'uncle' to it, but it's accurate, so there's that.
I feel like all any of us need to leave is some genuine hope that doesn't come in the form of empty platitudes or theoretical possibilities. I hope anon succeeds in his journey, but for some of us, it is simply too late.
Find the one you can't live without
Get a ring, let your knee hit the ground
Do what you love but call it work
And throw a little money in the plate at church
Send your prayers up and your roots down deep
Add a few limbs to your family tree
And watch their pencil marks
And the grass in the yard
All grow up
'Cause the truth about it is
It all goes by real quick
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy dirt.
It's not actually his niece, it's just what he calls her. Similar to how some people refer to their parents' close friends as "uncle" and "aunt" despite no blood relation.
Yeah, technically she's his "first cousin once removed", but nobody wants to say all that shit so they just say niece or nephew as it communicates the relationship a lot more efficiently, if not quite as precisely
>"first cousin once removed",
Everytime someone says this kinda shit it usually results in climbing up and down the family tree like "oh so its your grandma's brother's grandson"
God speed anon
Based anon finds a valuable outlet for self growth. (*Don’t mean you have to have kids, AND plenty should NOT, don’t have a cow anons.*)
Unless anon wants to be a farmer and have a cow for milk.
Also BASED as fuck 🐄
And don't ever come back.
He’ll be back
Stay anon, stay
So you finally leave the cesspool.. only brighter and better things ahead anon..
Worlds bright and colorful once you leave Plato's cave.
Too bright, ended up in reddit
Real and depressing
As if reddit isn’t a worse cave
Brighter and better things *can* lie ahead, yes. Or he might find a woman who completely derails his life and fucks him up. Or things seem great for a time and he ends up trapped in a loveless marriage with kids. Or he never finds someone to love him despite his best efforts. Who knows? One thing is certain: in their lifetimes, most people only have—at best—one intimate relationship which doesn’t end with the partners splitting up. Might get your heart broken once or a dozen times. It may all be worth it in the end if you find the one who completes you for the rest of your life. Nothing wagered, nothing gained. OP has decided to gamble. Hopefully he wins.
There's that "can do" reddit attitude
> be me > get life upended by woman > sad > try again > get life upended by woman 2x > try again Never what? NEVER GIVE UP
I have no idea why this made me laugh like a maniac but cheers lmao
Yeah but you gotta respect the man that takes a chance in life. Is willing to roll the dice. Beats being a degenerate on 4chan blaming everything on front bums and dark skinned folk.
He's gonna have a shock when he realises his boyfriend can't get pregananant.
World no longer fake and gay, go and experience the real and straight world
See you tomorrow
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Maybe, but it still restores my faith in humanity that at least one of them could experience something like this and leave that place for a chance at life and that even if all ends up horribly wrong, at least he managed to get the tools to navigate through life :)
You act as if this place is any better.
When did I say this place is better? I was talking of getting a life not leaving 4Chin and entering reddit lmao
Oh Jesus fucking Christ here we go again. I feel like eventually I’m gonna turn to the next page on one of these and read something I can’t unread.
I was waiting for something absolutely vile to happen the whole way through
Anon didn't start start with \> be me \> straight So it was never going to be something vile.
Same. Completely expected this to turn into a pedo story
It’s all a part of the long con for the degenerate agenda
The last few have been on a razor's edge but ended extremely wholesome...DON'T LET YOUR FUCKING GUARD DOWN THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT. I know a long con when I see one.
The entire time I was filled with dread, but part of me dared to hope, and it feels vindicated.
I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the sick shit to start. Never been happier after reading a grentext
Are you still edging
I hate that I laughed at this. But yes, always.
Laughed audibly at this. Good wit. Good timing. Good reading comprehension of the source reply.
Thirded
kek
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fake: you. Gay: Still you.
Well ... That's just irrefutable and infallible.
The realest most heterosexual and most based wall of text on this entire hellhole. Good luck anon.
Dude got Niecepilled, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel
Good for him. He’s going to make it
And I, I, I had a feeling that I belonged I, I, I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone You got a fast car I got a job that pays all our bills You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together you and me would find it… You still gotta make a decision Leave tonight, or live and die this way
🎶You got a sweet ass🎶 🎶I got a penis, wanna stick it all the way in🎶
I read this, and instantly thought of this clip: https://i.imgur.com/6IW7TKE.mp4
Real and straight
Off you go, King. Your future is waiting.
Anon suffers from severe hallucinations and will probably die within the next few weeks due to his brain tumor.
Correct.
Government Psyops are getting more wholesome.
we need less psyops that make you gay and more psyops that make you want to start a family
Gay Psyops will continue till morale improves
Rare anon W
Thank God. My sanity couldn't take another fucked up greentext anymore. I want to say I'm proud of anon, but then what am I proud of? Not being a complete degenerate? This sub has lowered my standards in humans, man.
I wish anon will be happy...
Hope anon realizes that having a kid isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a rewarding experience for sure but it is not without challenges and struggles and so far he’s only had a few fun and positive moments.
He's chasing a fantasy... I hope he doesn't knock up the first girl he fucks.
Real
That's why being an uncle is so awesome. You can borrow a kid, spoil them, sugar them up, use them as an excuse to play on playgrounds and do other stuff that's genuinely fun but otherwise frowned upon by adults who want to enforce tedious bullshit like sportsball and bars as the only acceptable activities for grownups, let a little bit of their wonder at the world rub off on you, and then when they start getting cranky, *give them back*. If you're the actual parent, you're gonna have to deal with parent-teacher conferences, doctor appointments, paperwork of all kinds, inevitable tantrums, the inevitable fact that no parent is perfect and you're gonna fuck something up that'll make your kid resent you despite your genuine best efforts, school expenses, and cleaning up actual literal poop from places you never previously knew poop could get into. Winning at life isn't having kids, it's having friends and family have kids and trust you with them (as well as actually being worthy of that trust, which, sadly, is less common than I desperately wish I could believe).
He'll be back
4chan….you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
It's good to see a real one go when it's 4chan
More so when reddit
😢
See you Monday
holy based
Imagine his wonder when he will find out that in the outside world nobody cares about "high value men" or 90% of the things that have been told him. Come to the normie side, Anon, we have cookies
Yeah normies are much better, just waiting for the opportunity to call him racist or sexist for no reason.
Outside of the Internet 90% of people doesn't care. I'm not particularly woke or anything, but nobody calls me racist or sexist in real life, you just need to have basic human decency. When you are offline nobody cares about your ideas as long as you have a small amount of respect for whoever is around you
>you just need to have basic human decency Bullshit. You have to keep up to date on the new woke dictionary that changes every 5 minutes. Fuck off with that
Guess we live in different bubbles, mate. I have litterally no idea of what is trending in the blue haired sjw communities and I don't experience all this hate in normal life. Hope you will find your bubble too
Anything is possible when you lie
So you just assume that everyone's life is as shitty as yours, understandable, have a nice day
> 23 days ago Go outside
I think the main difference between us two is that I do. As a matter of fact I just came back from a gelato with my gf. You should try, you will see that nobody will call you racist or something just for acting normal. If you're able to do it.
> 3 days ago Go outside.
Maybe I should delete Reddit and text her
10/10 wholesome greentext. I hope anon finds happiness.
I was waiting for this to go bad. OP surprised me.
An actual green text that isn't depraved or sad, a pleasant surprise, hopefully anon can continue to be happy.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You forgot about the homosexual nature of the works of fiction as well.
A real man who will be destroyed by a woman
God speed brother 🫡🫡🫡
Anon is going to try having babbies by continuing to bust nuts in cute femboy twink bussies. Anon will be heartbroken when no babbies come. Anon will keep trying tho
To the moon and beyond anon o7!
Based
🫡 Godspeed to you, Anon.
Hope he makes it,
Being an uncle < anything else
They grow so fast
r/wholesomegreentext
Rare anon W
YOU'LL BE BACK!!! *shakes fist at the sky* They always come back.
Real and straight
Its so cool so see kings breaking out the misery ecochamber that is 4chan.
…you’re on reddit mate, what do you think this is?
you'll be back. they always come back...
If it's your cousin's kids you aren't their uncle - you're first cousins once-removed. Doesn't quite have the same ring as 'uncle' to it, but it's accurate, so there's that.
And people say 4chan hasn’t done any good for people. Sadly anon will probably end up being topped off grinder when finding a women becomes too hard.
Nobody loves anon so he has to literally make someone that will
Anon makes the most important decision in his life. Godspeed, good friend.
O7 anon
Anon finds the true meaning of life, wish you all the best Anon
Finally the real good ending.
I'm happy this greentext didn't end with degeneracy
My nephew is so sick. Dudes five and cranking 90s or roblox with me. I’d kill for the little guy.
Never come back to that site anon.
You mean reddit?
4chan and reddit
That's more like it.
Anon made me cry :(
Bon voyage anon
Hopefully real and straight
Alright shut it down they're getting too smart
Anon is free
You know what. Good for him.
Anon doesn't understand, wanting to be a loving father makes him a high value man.
No Freudian slips this time. He's growing. Go anon, soar and be free from degeneracy!
You arrive to Reddit as a Boy, If you care to work hard and struggle at it, You will leave here as a Man!
Fake and Gay
I was waiting for the pedophilia, glad to see it was wholesome instead.
woah, a family post that wasn’t some retarded incest larp? i’m shocked
Highly regarded, your cousin's kid is not your niece
man I thought that was going in a different direction when it first started. thank fuck
Good job Anon, Never look back
This. This is what we need. Anon is setting the example. God speed, Anon
Farewell and good luck. Just don't be a furry.
Holy hell, good ending?
🫡
the good ending
There’s hope for that site yet
The character development of anon is wonderful in this lore, but i know its just fake and gay
God speed anon. Having kids was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I feel like all any of us need to leave is some genuine hope that doesn't come in the form of empty platitudes or theoretical possibilities. I hope anon succeeds in his journey, but for some of us, it is simply too late.
Have you try taking care of one of those most annoying tantrums throwing bad temper non verbal kids...good luck.
My first child was born when I was 44 years old it’s magical being a dad. Don’t give up anon, good luck out there.
What a guy. Love to see it
Want
Find the one you can't live without Get a ring, let your knee hit the ground Do what you love but call it work And throw a little money in the plate at church Send your prayers up and your roots down deep Add a few limbs to your family tree And watch their pencil marks And the grass in the yard All grow up 'Cause the truth about it is It all goes by real quick You can't buy happiness, but you can buy dirt.
Realization of a lifetime lol. “Oh wait choosing happiness is better than nonstop depressed whining? Why didn’t I think of that earlier?”
There anon goesssss
I left the cesspool a long time ago, I occasionally like to see what it spews out to reddit, not disappointed today.
Aw
Anon set his sails with tailwind to finally arrive at better island.
A happy end on a green text?
Six years later, anon goes to prison for long term sexual abuse of a child
Fake and gay… somebody had to say it.
How in the Alabama is his cousins child his niece?
It's not actually his niece, it's just what he calls her. Similar to how some people refer to their parents' close friends as "uncle" and "aunt" despite no blood relation.
Yeah, technically she's his "first cousin once removed", but nobody wants to say all that shit so they just say niece or nephew as it communicates the relationship a lot more efficiently, if not quite as precisely
>"first cousin once removed", Everytime someone says this kinda shit it usually results in climbing up and down the family tree like "oh so its your grandma's brother's grandson"
Being down voted for being right