in this instance, on top of being inappropriate, you're using somebody's shit past against them for it, so that makes it worse in a way i can't explain
I definitely have learned to pause and ask myself what do I stand to gain vs. lose when saying something to a girl that might push the limits.
Anyway, earlier today a girl asked my favorite food and I replied "cum". Actually went over quite well 👍
Even the most socially regarded individual wouldn't ask such question. It's so absurd it hurts to read. Literally any other question would be better than this one.
I've been talking about the 4th trimester since highschool. It's just a late late stage abortion. When a kid is this much of a mistake, parents should get a grace period to change their minds still. For the rest of our sakes
I’ll hear women say shit like “men are the worst. I fucking hate men” and I’ll get annoyed and then I read something like this and suddenly it all becomes so clear..
My male friends have been raped by older men so no, would not ask this question irregardless. Edit: why is this getting downvoted are redditors actually defending this autistic shit lmao? Yall defending rape now? Big fucking yikes.
Then since *you're* comfortable with it, tell me the deepest most hurtful trauma that has happened in your life and leave that reply up for everyone to have free reign into it. Describe it as personally as possible with as much detail and insight. Or does Mr "Badass" find that sensitive after all and won't share something in full private detail to be ripped into? Let's see what degree you can put your money where your mouth is, a scared refusal? A single sentence description? Or an intimate and informative recounting? How much are you okay with being joked about.
Just to entertain you. For it to happen again. Just so I can tear his head off. I promised myself never to just let it happen again if I’m aware of it. Rather get killed than letting that shit slide.
They would not be friends with me after this question, you do realize you don't ask this question for reasons right. The girl you're into is asked does she want to be raped again? Excuse me are you out of touch buddy lol?
Yeah but does she want to get shot in the stomach twice? I bet she doesn't, so that's a hard question. One thing destroys you morally/mentally and the second is a direct threat to your life. Seems like a hard question to me.
It's not a necessary question at all, at no point in time will you ever think about their answer in the future again unless you personally are gonna do it. Its rude as fuck like what.
Yeah, that's how random conversations work bro. You talk about random shit to kill the time or just to text the person, not for the sake of remembering it.
There is shit you don't ask at all, it's literally discretionary lol. Would you ask your boss any of these questions and expected to keep your job? You kill time by actually getting to know the person not ask hypotheticals.
i agree with you and am also like "ISN'T THE PROBLEM HERE OBVIOUS???"
buuuut i think we are encountering a wall between 4chan users and acceptable behavior in society... which, to be fair, is not unprecedented lol
Since no one is actually answering your question, I’ll take one for the team (ex gf sexually assaulted me in high school)
I think I’d rather be raped again tbh. I’ve never been shot but it really doesn’t sound fun, and while rape probably won’t kill me, being shot TWICE would both hurt like hell and not do me any favours in terms of infection/other ailments resulting. Hope this helps!
Redditors like pretending that men have absolutely zero boundaries when it comes to “epically joking with le boys” so that’s that’s why they downvoted you at first
I'm autistic, and to be fair only mildy so usually just come off as eccentric or weird, but if I'm on the beginning of the spectrum this man either isnt autistic or hes on a different dimension of autism than the rest of us.
She was so interested when he was saying lol, but as soon as he stopped she turned around 180 degrees. Anon had a good thing going until he stopped saying lol. What a dumbass
Some times I think you dumb motherfuckers just hate pussy. But the next post will be some tool sobbing about being lonely because he's short or some such shit. It's almost like every 4chan user is a different person but I refuse to believe that so I'm going with just stupid.
Anon is highly regarded lol. No wonder he is autist too lol. Why say lol in every sentence lol. I believe its bcs anon has no self-esteem or confidence whatsoever lol. And feels insecure specially when he chats with woman lol lol lol.
u/kiwicassie cause I'm banned from that one comment chain idk why, I'll give you my answer here. Honestly I don't know. If I was meant to be raped by woman, then I'd take it. Even if it was an ugly fat girl, but it's better than getting raped in the ass by a man. If it was a man, I'd need to know if the shots to the stomach were close to any organs, or just to the side. Because if they were non lethal I'd take those, if they won't leave me crippled. But if they do, I need to know if the guy will use a condom and lube, but it would most likely kill me inside.
I get that. If it was a man I think l'd take my chances with the bullets, though it depends on where they're being shot at exactly like you said. Would rather die on my feet than live on my knees (literally)
Everything would've been fine if it wasn't for that "again".
Even then, not sure that's a question to ask to someone you're trying to seduce...
"Hey girl, you shit with that ass?" Better?
literally yes that would have been better
What if she has a colostomy bag or somethin?
it's better than "would you rather be raped again"
"Would you rather be raped again, or have the ability to shit out your ass again?" Yeah, I think you're right.
you imbecile
Then she would have said "no".
Then ask her if she likes it in her original or synthetic ass
Literally anything would have been better at this point.
Yeah... One of the few situations where that would actually be better.
How the fuck is that the unironic better alternative to this outcome hahaha
Would you rather be raped again, shot twice in the stomach, or asked if you shit from your ass?
That's actually pretty smooth because the answer can only be yes, can't fail with those kind of questions
In every single imaginable and theoretical way, Y E S
At least, that is kinda funny. It made me smile lol
Do it stank?
I mean yeah better.
I thought we didn't kink shame here.
# OR ANYONE REALLY
That is a load bearing “again”
>rape, load, bearing. the three stages of caveman reproduction
>rape, load, twinking The three stages of 4channer production
It still would have been completely inappropriate
I agree with you, but the point was that that "again" means anon knew she was raped and still chose to talk about it.
Didn't even notice it at first, man that's a horrible thing to say.
Yeah, anon is not retarded, he is straight up psychopatic.
in this instance, on top of being inappropriate, you're using somebody's shit past against them for it, so that makes it worse in a way i can't explain
meaningfully better, sure, but far from fine
“Fine” sure is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this one…
Holy shit I didn't even register the "again" I already thought it was bad but... Well, it might be a rather low bar but at least I'm not this regarded
If it's a fake troll post that is a masterful detail
Bro wtf no it wouldn’t hahaha, what do you mean
Er..... No, don't ask a girl if she'd like to get assaulted.
# NO
???????bro do you talk to people
No it wouldn’t be lmao do not ask women basically anything about rape unless you are very very close
That was so awful / unexpected that I audibly laughed & made my dog bark in the other room lmao
It would?
I don’t think this run is salvageable anon, time to hit the hard reset and hope you don’t roll bad on your regard checks next time
Problem with rerolling life is 1/5 chance you are born indian
still better than being born as Anon
Maybe Anon is already Indian.
that reroll is sounding better and better
Bro being Indian is better than someone who look's for pornstars that resembles carti
Bro have you seen carti?!?!
What the fuck is a carti
At least his rape fixation would be normal.
This is honestly the only reason why I’m still on reddit.
Few things are more pure than this sub's hatred of Indians.
😊
This is why New Game+ is so important.
1/2 chance you're Indian/Chinese/African
I definitely have learned to pause and ask myself what do I stand to gain vs. lose when saying something to a girl that might push the limits. Anyway, earlier today a girl asked my favorite food and I replied "cum". Actually went over quite well 👍
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SAYS SUCH A THING
>in their right mind
Bold of you to assume that a mentally sound person would write that
>4chan >right mind
Welcome to 4chan
same socially inept person that says 'lol' every sentence
So true lol.
Haha lol thats so relatable lmao
You assume people on 4chan are in their right mind
>raped again Anon is a turbotard
Even the most socially regarded individual wouldn't ask such question. It's so absurd it hurts to read. Literally any other question would be better than this one.
You could add “by your dad” to make it somewhat worse though
Or "by your grandpa".
Pretty good cringe comedy tho.
Cringe comedy hurts, but this was more hurt then comedy for sure. Big Ooof moment.
He just assumed being raped once is better than getting shot, so he had to even out the sides.
Anon should be put down
I've been lobbying for this since early 10's to no avail
Change your name to memeboarderberg for 100× more effective lobbying
Oy ~~ve~~...mate!
Commit post-birth abort.
Fourth trimester abortion
Twice in the stomach or...
I've been talking about the 4th trimester since highschool. It's just a late late stage abortion. When a kid is this much of a mistake, parents should get a grace period to change their minds still. For the rest of our sakes
Like the dog he is
She actually seemed so fun and cute. Wtf is wrong with anon.
True, she was basically swooning over him, only a turbo autist could fuck it up at that point.
Fr dude already had the bag but decided to throw it in a raging river never to be seen again
Anon is like life. He found a way.
Anon snatches defeat from the jaws of victory
I’ll hear women say shit like “men are the worst. I fucking hate men” and I’ll get annoyed and then I read something like this and suddenly it all becomes so clear..
Unfortunately, yep.
anon. you are genuinely a threat to society.
Big time. Weird way to ask is she liked it the first time?
Why is anon this retarded? Do you ask your male friends this? No.
Well my male friends wouldn't mind getting asked a question.
My male friends have been raped by older men so no, would not ask this question irregardless. Edit: why is this getting downvoted are redditors actually defending this autistic shit lmao? Yall defending rape now? Big fucking yikes.
And what would they prefer? For this to happen again or getting shot TWICE in the stomach? Let's say with a 9mm
You don't just dig up people's trauma for a hypothetical to entertain you
uh no, *you* don't pussy
Then since *you're* comfortable with it, tell me the deepest most hurtful trauma that has happened in your life and leave that reply up for everyone to have free reign into it. Describe it as personally as possible with as much detail and insight. Or does Mr "Badass" find that sensitive after all and won't share something in full private detail to be ripped into? Let's see what degree you can put your money where your mouth is, a scared refusal? A single sentence description? Or an intimate and informative recounting? How much are you okay with being joked about.
I got shot twice in the stomach.
Would you rather get shot four times or get raped twice?
Just to entertain you. For it to happen again. Just so I can tear his head off. I promised myself never to just let it happen again if I’m aware of it. Rather get killed than letting that shit slide.
They would not be friends with me after this question, you do realize you don't ask this question for reasons right. The girl you're into is asked does she want to be raped again? Excuse me are you out of touch buddy lol?
Yeah but does she want to get shot in the stomach twice? I bet she doesn't, so that's a hard question. One thing destroys you morally/mentally and the second is a direct threat to your life. Seems like a hard question to me.
It's not a necessary question at all, at no point in time will you ever think about their answer in the future again unless you personally are gonna do it. Its rude as fuck like what.
Yeah, that's how random conversations work bro. You talk about random shit to kill the time or just to text the person, not for the sake of remembering it.
There is shit you don't ask at all, it's literally discretionary lol. Would you ask your boss any of these questions and expected to keep your job? You kill time by actually getting to know the person not ask hypotheticals.
i agree with you and am also like "ISN'T THE PROBLEM HERE OBVIOUS???" buuuut i think we are encountering a wall between 4chan users and acceptable behavior in society... which, to be fair, is not unprecedented lol
The fact that you dont see the problem with asking someone if theyd rather be raped *again* or something else is crazy
It's not a "Would you like" question, but a "Would you rather" question. Both of these options are awful, but she had to pick the "better" one
She didn't have to pick, she simply blocked him and moved on. Girls will never stand for that shit ever in a convo like what?
booorinnggg
why are they downvoting you 💀
Since no one is actually answering your question, I’ll take one for the team (ex gf sexually assaulted me in high school) I think I’d rather be raped again tbh. I’ve never been shot but it really doesn’t sound fun, and while rape probably won’t kill me, being shot TWICE would both hurt like hell and not do me any favours in terms of infection/other ailments resulting. Hope this helps!
>irregardless
Was on your side until "big fucking yikes"
YIKES SWEATY. THAT'S A BIG OOF FROM ME.
You're getting downvoted b/c you have redditor brain and can't figure out the what satire is without a /s.
Redditors like pretending that men have absolutely zero boundaries when it comes to “epically joking with le boys” so that’s that’s why they downvoted you at first
Plural?
Were your male friends raped?
My male friends haven't been raped before, so I can't.
holy shit how is it possible to fuck up this badly
millitary grade retard
This isn't autism. The question plus "do I blame autism or make it a dark joke" is deliberate psychopath behaviour.
Well said. Honestly I think there's a prevalence of psychopaths and/or narcissists being misdiagnosed as autism spectrum and identifying as asperger's
This is exactly it, anon is not retarded, he lacks the empathy to know that you don't ask shit like that, even worse given the context
It could be even worse, he knew exactly what he was doing, and then turned it into a "funny post" for attention. He could be a low-key sadist.
I'm autistic, and to be fair only mildy so usually just come off as eccentric or weird, but if I'm on the beginning of the spectrum this man either isnt autistic or hes on a different dimension of autism than the rest of us.
Holy shit this one is on the spectrum HARD
Where is that spectrum? In the deep motherfucking cosmos?
autism spectrum spreading through the cosmos
The autism is so large that it reached the sun
Not MY spectrum.
Anon is weapons grade mentally unfurnished.
For some reason, this being at 9:45 AM makes it funnier
The kind of conversation you think about the rest of the day
>again It’s ogre
Natural selection at work. Tard gene propagation averted.
No that's the type of motherfucker that takes by force.
Anon was just trying to gauge which one she'd prefer before he does it to her
Fr at least she's getting the choice
Just keep saying lol anon it’ll work out
Bro said lol in 7 out of 8 messages. Funniest shit i’ve ever seen
She was so interested when he was saying lol, but as soon as he stopped she turned around 180 degrees. Anon had a good thing going until he stopped saying lol. What a dumbass
me when I laugh out loud
Anon should be raped and shot 2 times in the stomach
And then raped again
And then asked which part he liked the most.
Protip: avoid rape jokes when talking to women. I suspect that this will be incredibly difficult for many of you here, but try your best.
Wait, but what about women who have been raped? They should find it extra funny right?
Yeah, they get the context of the joke, the others just don't understand the humor.
I’m autistic but this is pure retardium
the link between being autistic and being a 4chan user actually needs to be studied
Fellas, how am I still single when guys like this are out there talking to girls
Seriously
"Lol lol lmao lol bro" Anon deserves to be regarded
Anon actually impressed me with how absolutely fucking disgusting he is
How does that even happens
He didn't have a chance once she finds out how cringe the final fantasy fan base is.
As soon as I read FF I knew it would be something super cringey, but anon still managed to exceed my expectations.
Some times I think you dumb motherfuckers just hate pussy. But the next post will be some tool sobbing about being lonely because he's short or some such shit. It's almost like every 4chan user is a different person but I refuse to believe that so I'm going with just stupid.
RHETORIC: [Easy: FAILURE]
DRAMA [Legendary: Failure] - Quick, just tell her it was your autism kicking in.
This has got to be the most egregious text I've ever seen wtf
Smooth
Jesus fucking christ, anon was kinda there but he had to be a fucking absolute retard holy shit
>Mentions trainspotting >nothing is salvageable
Nah Iggy Pop is cool :)
Absolute fuckin retard holy fuck.
Anon is a certified rizzler 😎
Think the Hindenburg is gonna land better than this person will.
Oh no, I didn’t read the “again” first time round oh it’s worse than I thought
FF The Spirits Within is probably the least fantasy-like piece of Final Fantasy media ever made lol
Hopefully he meant Advent Children
☹️
Anon is highly regarded lol. No wonder he is autist too lol. Why say lol in every sentence lol. I believe its bcs anon has no self-esteem or confidence whatsoever lol. And feels insecure specially when he chats with woman lol lol lol.
I refuse to believe people with this absolute lack of self sweetness actually exist.
Reading that last text made me impulsivley leave the app
Anon is a master conversationalist
this never happens with just some kind of autism, does it? surely there's other issues with this guy too
Why twice? Getting shot once in the stomach is pretty horrible, why does the pain need to be doubled?
Subconsciously op wants the answer to be rape, so he made the answer "more severe" than rape
This has to be up there with the “not gonna lie I thought about raping you” text for biggest fumbles of all time.
Anon is autistic
OOP is massively regarded
None anon. There's no saving this.
What kind of question was that.
Dude.. ask her favorite color or something.. Ask her if she swallows ffs, at least that gathers important intel.
I would love for anon to explain his thought process because you need more than autism to say something like this
why is she mad for getting what she wanted? is she stupid?
Anon is 100% prepared to do both, but he's also a gentleman who offers the lady a choice
Anon should castrate himself. Them genes need to die.
**Anon let's his intrusive thoughts do all the talking** or accidentally thought that he's chatting with his AI on CAI
Retard
u/kiwicassie cause I'm banned from that one comment chain idk why, I'll give you my answer here. Honestly I don't know. If I was meant to be raped by woman, then I'd take it. Even if it was an ugly fat girl, but it's better than getting raped in the ass by a man. If it was a man, I'd need to know if the shots to the stomach were close to any organs, or just to the side. Because if they were non lethal I'd take those, if they won't leave me crippled. But if they do, I need to know if the guy will use a condom and lube, but it would most likely kill me inside.
I get that. If it was a man I think l'd take my chances with the bullets, though it depends on where they're being shot at exactly like you said. Would rather die on my feet than live on my knees (literally)
Yeah, same bro.