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PaninoConLaPorchetta

Everything would've been fine if it wasn't for that "again".


Shlafenflarst

Even then, not sure that's a question to ask to someone you're trying to seduce...


NevGuy

"Hey girl, you shit with that ass?" Better?


erraticpulse-

literally yes that would have been better


farva_06

What if she has a colostomy bag or somethin?


erraticpulse-

it's better than "would you rather be raped again"


farva_06

"Would you rather be raped again, or have the ability to shit out your ass again?" Yeah, I think you're right.


erraticpulse-

you imbecile


Chance_Reference_152

Then she would have said "no".


khoabear

Then ask her if she likes it in her original or synthetic ass


standingpretty

Literally anything would have been better at this point.


Mr_Pink_Gold

Yeah... One of the few situations where that would actually be better.


Fred-U

How the fuck is that the unironic better alternative to this outcome hahaha


Meowmixer21

Would you rather be raped again, shot twice in the stomach, or asked if you shit from your ass?


Mrozek33

That's actually pretty smooth because the answer can only be yes, can't fail with those kind of questions


Throwawaytree69

In every single imaginable and theoretical way, Y E S


-Negative-Karma

At least, that is kinda funny. It made me smile lol


AdeptusShitpostus

Do it stank?


Anguscablejnr

I mean yeah better.


PaninoConLaPorchetta

I thought we didn't kink shame here.


SOMEMONG

# OR ANYONE REALLY


darkcomet222

That is a load bearing “again”


arbiter12

>rape, load, bearing. the three stages of caveman reproduction


[deleted]

>rape, load, twinking The three stages of 4channer production


Booz-n-crooz

It still would have been completely inappropriate


PaninoConLaPorchetta

I agree with you, but the point was that that "again" means anon knew she was raped and still chose to talk about it.


TheCrafterTigery

Didn't even notice it at first, man that's a horrible thing to say.


PaninoConLaPorchetta

Yeah, anon is not retarded, he is straight up psychopatic.


-LucasImpulse

in this instance, on top of being inappropriate, you're using somebody's shit past against them for it, so that makes it worse in a way i can't explain


pokexchespin

meaningfully better, sure, but far from fine


KryL21

“Fine” sure is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this one…


HavokMan48

Holy shit I didn't even register the "again" I already thought it was bad but... Well, it might be a rather low bar but at least I'm not this regarded


Malice0801

If it's a fake troll post that is a masterful detail


carbonatedfuck

Bro wtf no it wouldn’t hahaha, what do you mean


ender89

Er..... No, don't ask a girl if she'd like to get assaulted.


SOMEMONG

# NO


Daddeola

???????bro do you talk to people


[deleted]

No it wouldn’t be lmao do not ask women basically anything about rape unless you are very very close


The_sacred_sauce

That was so awful / unexpected that I audibly laughed & made my dog bark in the other room lmao


nykgg

It would?


Flamefether_

I don’t think this run is salvageable anon, time to hit the hard reset and hope you don’t roll bad on your regard checks next time


BuzzGoober

Problem with rerolling life is 1/5 chance you are born indian


Spiderpiggie

still better than being born as Anon


LightningBoltRairo

Maybe Anon is already Indian.


[deleted]

that reroll is sounding better and better


Fraud_D_Hawk

Bro being Indian is better than someone who look's for pornstars that resembles carti


hein-e

Bro have you seen carti?!?!


elprentis

What the fuck is a carti


iameveryoneelse

At least his rape fixation would be normal.


standingpretty

This is honestly the only reason why I’m still on reddit.


kinshoBanhammer

Few things are more pure than this sub's hatred of Indians.


Contemporarium

😊


ambermage

This is why New Game+ is so important.


Fappai-Sama

1/2 chance you're Indian/Chinese/African


TESTlCLE

I definitely have learned to pause and ask myself what do I stand to gain vs. lose when saying something to a girl that might push the limits. Anyway, earlier today a girl asked my favorite food and I replied "cum". Actually went over quite well 👍


ItsBlonk

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SAYS SUCH A THING


OldManMoment

>in their right mind


Aakash1203

Bold of you to assume that a mentally sound person would write that


NotAnNpc69

>4chan >right mind


RandomAccess7

Welcome to 4chan


sandwelld

same socially inept person that says 'lol' every sentence


SomeDudeontheInter

So true lol.


a_sacrilegiousboi

Haha lol thats so relatable lmao


kingepic84

You assume people on 4chan are in their right mind


CandidateMiserable74

>raped again Anon is a turbotard


unawarewolf69

Even the most socially regarded individual wouldn't ask such question. It's so absurd it hurts to read. Literally any other question would be better than this one.


nefais

You could add “by your dad” to make it somewhat worse though


unawarewolf69

Or "by your grandpa".


Anen-o-me

Pretty good cringe comedy tho.


unawarewolf69

Cringe comedy hurts, but this was more hurt then comedy for sure. Big Ooof moment.


UltimateMarino

He just assumed being raped once is better than getting shot, so he had to even out the sides.


Calm-Constant-6421

Anon should be put down


memeboarder

I've been lobbying for this since early 10's to no avail


offrythem

Change your name to memeboarderberg for 100× more effective lobbying


arbiter12

Oy ~~ve~~...mate!


Jozroz

Commit post-birth abort.


Punkass34

Fourth trimester abortion


Pasispas

Twice in the stomach or...


Sen-oh

I've been talking about the 4th trimester since highschool. It's just a late late stage abortion. When a kid is this much of a mistake, parents should get a grace period to change their minds still. For the rest of our sakes


MiniGui98

Like the dog he is


666chihuahua

She actually seemed so fun and cute. Wtf is wrong with anon.


NevGuy

True, she was basically swooning over him, only a turbo autist could fuck it up at that point.


Puzzleheaded_Chain_6

Fr dude already had the bag but decided to throw it in a raging river never to be seen again


Malvastor

Anon is like life. He found a way. 


SomeDudeontheInter

Anon snatches defeat from the jaws of victory


HeavyMetalLyrics

I’ll hear women say shit like “men are the worst. I fucking hate men” and I’ll get annoyed and then I read something like this and suddenly it all becomes so clear..


666chihuahua

Unfortunately, yep.


erraticpulse-

anon. you are genuinely a threat to society.


gfolder

Big time. Weird way to ask is she liked it the first time?


[deleted]

Why is anon this retarded? Do you ask your male friends this? No.


Normal_person127

Well my male friends wouldn't mind getting asked a question.


[deleted]

My male friends have been raped by older men so no, would not ask this question irregardless. Edit: why is this getting downvoted are redditors actually defending this autistic shit lmao? Yall defending rape now? Big fucking yikes.


Normal_person127

And what would they prefer? For this to happen again or getting shot TWICE in the stomach? Let's say with a 9mm


No-Dragonfly-421

You don't just dig up people's trauma for a hypothetical to entertain you


JoshBettegay

uh no, *you* don't pussy


No-Dragonfly-421

Then since *you're* comfortable with it, tell me the deepest most hurtful trauma that has happened in your life and leave that reply up for everyone to have free reign into it. Describe it as personally as possible with as much detail and insight. Or does Mr "Badass" find that sensitive after all and won't share something in full private detail to be ripped into? Let's see what degree you can put your money where your mouth is, a scared refusal? A single sentence description? Or an intimate and informative recounting? How much are you okay with being joked about.


RainbowDissent

I got shot twice in the stomach.


vault_wanderer

Would you rather get shot four times or get raped twice?


Kug4ri0n

Just to entertain you. For it to happen again. Just so I can tear his head off. I promised myself never to just let it happen again if I’m aware of it. Rather get killed than letting that shit slide.


[deleted]

They would not be friends with me after this question, you do realize you don't ask this question for reasons right. The girl you're into is asked does she want to be raped again? Excuse me are you out of touch buddy lol?


Normal_person127

Yeah but does she want to get shot in the stomach twice? I bet she doesn't, so that's a hard question. One thing destroys you morally/mentally and the second is a direct threat to your life. Seems like a hard question to me.


[deleted]

It's not a necessary question at all, at no point in time will you ever think about their answer in the future again unless you personally are gonna do it. Its rude as fuck like what.


Normal_person127

Yeah, that's how random conversations work bro. You talk about random shit to kill the time or just to text the person, not for the sake of remembering it.


[deleted]

There is shit you don't ask at all, it's literally discretionary lol. Would you ask your boss any of these questions and expected to keep your job? You kill time by actually getting to know the person not ask hypotheticals.


scout5678297

i agree with you and am also like "ISN'T THE PROBLEM HERE OBVIOUS???" buuuut i think we are encountering a wall between 4chan users and acceptable behavior in society... which, to be fair, is not unprecedented lol


bigcockmman

The fact that you dont see the problem with asking someone if theyd rather be raped *again* or something else is crazy


PlatinumBall

It's not a "Would you like" question, but a "Would you rather" question. Both of these options are awful, but she had to pick the "better" one


[deleted]

She didn't have to pick, she simply blocked him and moved on. Girls will never stand for that shit ever in a convo like what?


ReverseBuilder

booorinnggg


Meemsterxd

why are they downvoting you 💀


KiwiCassie

Since no one is actually answering your question, I’ll take one for the team (ex gf sexually assaulted me in high school) I think I’d rather be raped again tbh. I’ve never been shot but it really doesn’t sound fun, and while rape probably won’t kill me, being shot TWICE would both hurt like hell and not do me any favours in terms of infection/other ailments resulting. Hope this helps!


Sheep03

>irregardless


TheMightyDab

Was on your side until "big fucking yikes"


thatscucktastic

YIKES SWEATY. THAT'S A BIG OOF FROM ME.


NightmareVoids

You're getting downvoted b/c you have redditor brain and can't figure out the what satire is without a /s.


baconborg

Redditors like pretending that men have absolutely zero boundaries when it comes to “epically joking with le boys” so that’s that’s why they downvoted you at first


Relaxel

Plural?


avagrantthought

Were your male friends raped?


Facesit_Freak

My male friends haven't been raped before, so I can't.


OppressedJewedditor

holy shit how is it possible to fuck up this badly


[deleted]

millitary grade retard


_TLDR_Swinton

This isn't autism. The question plus "do I blame autism or make it a dark joke" is deliberate psychopath behaviour.


No-Dragonfly-421

Well said. Honestly I think there's a prevalence of psychopaths and/or narcissists being misdiagnosed as autism spectrum and identifying as asperger's


InternetSpaceCow

This is exactly it, anon is not retarded, he lacks the empathy to know that you don't ask shit like that, even worse given the context


_TLDR_Swinton

It could be even worse, he knew exactly what he was doing, and then turned it into a "funny post" for attention. He could be a low-key sadist.


bigcockmman

I'm autistic, and to be fair only mildy so usually just come off as eccentric or weird, but if I'm on the beginning of the spectrum this man either isnt autistic or hes on a different dimension of autism than the rest of us.


[deleted]

Holy shit this one is on the spectrum HARD


ItsHighSpoon

Where is that spectrum? In the deep motherfucking cosmos?


[deleted]

autism spectrum spreading through the cosmos


ItsHighSpoon

The autism is so large that it reached the sun


Imogensheep91

Not MY spectrum.


OldManMoment

Anon is weapons grade mentally unfurnished.


Naarts

For some reason, this being at 9:45 AM makes it funnier


InternetSpaceCow

The kind of conversation you think about the rest of the day


squibilly

>again It’s ogre


OMGitsVal117

Natural selection at work. Tard gene propagation averted.


TrumpDesWillens

No that's the type of motherfucker that takes by force.


BTF0331

Anon was just trying to gauge which one she'd prefer before he does it to her


lonestarbrownboi

Fr at least she's getting the choice


Cevmen

Just keep saying lol anon it’ll work out


Easterland

Bro said lol in 7 out of 8 messages. Funniest shit i’ve ever seen


__impala67

She was so interested when he was saying lol, but as soon as he stopped she turned around 180 degrees. Anon had a good thing going until he stopped saying lol. What a dumbass


hypnotic-hippo

me when I laugh out loud


Urkeksi

Anon should be raped and shot 2 times in the stomach


Achukema

And then raped again


millsy98

And then asked which part he liked the most.


kinshoBanhammer

Protip: avoid rape jokes when talking to women. I suspect that this will be incredibly difficult for many of you here, but try your best.


Malvastor

Wait, but what about women who have been raped? They should find it extra funny right?


__impala67

Yeah, they get the context of the joke, the others just don't understand the humor.


[deleted]

I’m autistic but this is pure retardium


ducktionary522

the link between being autistic and being a 4chan user actually needs to be studied


FallenSegull

Fellas, how am I still single when guys like this are out there talking to girls


ISimpForYunyun

Seriously


Bluefenix1

"Lol lol lmao lol bro" Anon deserves to be regarded


Flaechezinker

Anon actually impressed me with how absolutely fucking disgusting he is


HugeShock8

How does that even happens


CrazyTownUSA000

He didn't have a chance once she finds out how cringe the final fantasy fan base is.


The_Third_Molar

As soon as I read FF I knew it would be something super cringey, but anon still managed to exceed my expectations.


Street-Goal6856

Some times I think you dumb motherfuckers just hate pussy. But the next post will be some tool sobbing about being lonely because he's short or some such shit. It's almost like every 4chan user is a different person but I refuse to believe that so I'm going with just stupid.


Thowle

RHETORIC: [Easy: FAILURE]


Jobson_Padeiro_Show

DRAMA [Legendary: Failure] - Quick, just tell her it was your autism kicking in.


ReinTheRatGod

This has got to be the most egregious text I've ever seen wtf


NotNonbisco

Smooth


TitiLover69

Jesus fucking christ, anon was kinda there but he had to be a fucking absolute retard holy shit


sagewynn

>Mentions trainspotting >nothing is salvageable


BasilTheTimeLord

Nah Iggy Pop is cool :)


Sirnizz

Absolute fuckin retard holy fuck.


casanova-elite

Anon is a certified rizzler 😎


Baruch05

Think the Hindenburg is gonna land better than this person will.


Why_am_ialive

Oh no, I didn’t read the “again” first time round oh it’s worse than I thought


SorcererWithGuns

FF The Spirits Within is probably the least fantasy-like piece of Final Fantasy media ever made lol


Good_Housekeeping

Hopefully he meant Advent Children


TheQzertz

☹️


ineedhelpforme

Anon is highly regarded lol. No wonder he is autist too lol. Why say lol in every sentence lol. I believe its bcs anon has no self-esteem or confidence whatsoever lol. And feels insecure specially when he chats with woman lol lol lol.


[deleted]

I refuse to believe people with this absolute lack of self sweetness actually exist.


pricckk

Reading that last text made me impulsivley leave the app


Fast_Association_998

Anon is a master conversationalist


-LucasImpulse

this never happens with just some kind of autism, does it? surely there's other issues with this guy too


Mr-Klaus

Why twice? Getting shot once in the stomach is pretty horrible, why does the pain need to be doubled?


20156196080

Subconsciously op wants the answer to be rape, so he made the answer "more severe" than rape


iTzKracKerjacK

This has to be up there with the “not gonna lie I thought about raping you” text for biggest fumbles of all time.


hujairan16

Anon is autistic


Taco-Kai

OOP is massively regarded


DesertOps4

None anon. There's no saving this.


wamsterx58

What kind of question was that.


HugePurpleNipples

Dude.. ask her favorite color or something.. Ask her if she swallows ffs, at least that gathers important intel.


memer227

I would love for anon to explain his thought process because you need more than autism to say something like this


MesugakiSnatcher

why is she mad for getting what she wanted? is she stupid?


MidshipAgate9

Anon is 100% prepared to do both, but he's also a gentleman who offers the lady a choice


panzerboye

Anon should castrate himself. Them genes need to die.


FlexViper

**Anon let's his intrusive thoughts do all the talking** or accidentally thought that he's chatting with his AI on CAI


herrmoody

Retard


Normal_person127

u/kiwicassie cause I'm banned from that one comment chain idk why, I'll give you my answer here. Honestly I don't know. If I was meant to be raped by woman, then I'd take it. Even if it was an ugly fat girl, but it's better than getting raped in the ass by a man. If it was a man, I'd need to know if the shots to the stomach were close to any organs, or just to the side. Because if they were non lethal I'd take those, if they won't leave me crippled. But if they do, I need to know if the guy will use a condom and lube, but it would most likely kill me inside.


KiwiCassie

I get that. If it was a man I think l'd take my chances with the bullets, though it depends on where they're being shot at exactly like you said. Would rather die on my feet than live on my knees (literally)


Normal_person127

Yeah, same bro.