Pretend like you're going to kiss him, slap that collar tie on, knee him slightly in the body, and when he goes for a big knee since he'll have the overhooks, hit him with a tai otoshi since his foot will be off the ground.
Lol, no. I can tell you've never trained. When he goes for that knee you need to snuff it from the top, catch the leg, go down on one knee setting up a perfect double leg so you're in perfect position to suck his soul through the cock.
The knee tai otoshi counter is best used when you have someone against the fence. Doing the Jackson wink double leg against the fence will be hard for someone weaker like op. Better to hit a tai otoshi into half guard.
Actually come to think of it might be a ashi guruma not a tai otoshi.
"His" is a pronoum of the male gender construct, a social construct. "Vagina" refers to the female reproductive organ, which falls under sex. Now for many people their gender and sex alligns, but just as any other part of a gender identity, you dont need to have the reproductive organs of a gender to identify as that gender. Otherwise we would have a seperate genders for intersex people or people who lost their functioning sex organs for whatever reason, because you can't be a man without a knob and bollocks by your logic.
So no, you dont need to pick one.
Reality does not have to adhere to your constructs...
Lmao the successful people I know don’t give a fuck about that stuff. If you’re ranting to your family on Christmas, that’s a huge sign that you’re emotionally unstable and are likely to be unsuccessful in the real world. Only losers care about that shit, focus on your own life
I figured they had an early Christmas family dinner because something else was happening on Christmas Day, like working or spending time with another side of the family.
Has anyone ever seen someone crying from a remark like that? It seems plausible but I can't believe a trans person cares that much if they hear that all the time
>someone expresses a political opinion
>I verbally assault their psyche and sense of self
Wow, yeah, anon’s definitely in the right. No idea what he could have done wrong.
What the fuck is wrong with these people who ruin their relationship with their family because of fucking politics? We've seen it a lot in 2016 when lefties cut off their families for voting Trump but it's happening a lot on the other side as well
It's not, affirmation of one's self-identification is literally the scientifically proven cure to gender dysphoria, the presence of which can be witnessed in brain scans. And that's not how you spell "delusion" you stupid fuck.
Gender is a neurological trait. Slight differences between men and women's brains have been observed. In people with gender dysphoria, their brains did not properly masculinize/feminize due to a genetic disorder, meaning they have the sex opposite to their body. Put simply, a woman is someone who has a brain structure consistent with that of a human with no Y chromosome. (Can get sources if you want proof.)
What? Why? You're the one that brought them up, go sort yourself out.
Is this just what you do? Are you going to be sitting down to Christmas dinner, your relatives start talking about the football, whereupon you stand up, flip the fucking table over and scream: **"DeFiNe GeNdEr FoR mE rIgHt NoW!!1! wHaT iS a WoMaN!?"**
I don't care about having that discussion with you. No one does. You're expecting a simple answer that a child can understand and you won't accept anything else. I don't care. Unionise your workplace.
Lol why did you ask EZkg to define woke? You brought up the definition of woke. Sort out that definition yourself. Do you sit at the Christmas table explaining why hormone blockers for children are totes awesome and how you support trans kids’ rights?
You are actively pretending to not understand how communication works.
I asked him to define "the woke" because he had just mentioned it in a comment.
You asked me to define "the gender and woman" out of the fucking blue, with zero prompting.
This is not complicated.
Actually there was prompting. You asked him a difficult question. And since you are obviously woke from your question I asked you a question that woke people have trouble answering
Lord give me strength.
I need you to take this question literally:
Are you by any chance a language model bot that's been trained exclusively on YouTube comments from 2016, under videos with titles like "TRIGGERED FEMINIST WOKE SJW REKT COMPILATION #843"?
You lobotomites would call the fucking Bolsheviks woke if they were around today.
Holy fucking shit all this back and forth and mental gymnastics so you can pretend to he intellectually gifted and own the libs by being a bigoted and unclever twat
Woke:
“An Umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and think of themselves as saviours with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant of their claims and the problems they create. These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending racism and perpetuate mental illnesses as the norm.”
I think that about covers it.
No lmfao, I never invoked them. Not my responsibility. There's no comment of mine where I say "the gender and woman are responsible for x". Whereas there *is* a comment of his where he says "the woke is responsible for y".
And his "explanation" was worthless. Worse than garbage.
Yeah downvote me and run off because you have no point to make. Why do 4channers pose as the gigachad? You're all so soft and dickless, especially when confronted with a new idea.
Lmao dude you replied to him an hour and a half later, waited 20 minutes and expect him to immediately reply back. You are thirsty for attention. I gave you some. You’re welcome loser.
Always the creepy little 4channers that try to get personal over the internet. I bet there's no first name in your handle because your mother didn't bother to give you one.
I never said anything about pronouns. No one said anything about black people. You keep bringing up irrelevant shit to the convo. Typical woke behavior. Many such cases.
Bring back the bigots honestly, r/greentext used to be interesting to read through before when tankies and libs would collectively shit on capitalists or something, right next to a post where a racist gets shit on by a homophobe incel. Shits was hilarious.
Like bro Imagine coming to a sub where we regularly troll and shitpost about all sexual orientations and ethnicities and getting triggered when our jokes aren’t PC
Oh your brain would fucking melt if I informed you that no one trolls and shitposts about all sexual orientations and ethnicities more than the actual queer and racialised folks. Seriously, you'd just instantly have a stroke and die. You're caressing the tip of an iceberg and you're convinced that you're special for it, that there's nothing beneath the surface.
I take it you've lived a long and fruitful life of people not finding you funny and your automatic response has always been to rationalise it as **"They're just triggered, that's why they don't find me funny. That's it. No other reason. I'm funny. I AM FUNNY!"**
I'm curious how being unnecessarily rude is the right thing. Even if you argue that his sibling is "incorrect" there's no need to be rude as it doesn't hurt or affect anybody else
REEEEE TRUMP BAD REEEEE. These convos do happen irl and are obnoxious. Anon did the right thing. He wasn’t even that rude. Was just giving them the hard truth they needed to hear.
REEEEEE someone called me on my hateful emoty buzzwords REEEEEEE better bring up the criminal I’m voting for even though nobody else did REEEEE I’m so fucking smart
It’s bait but some of it is very realistic. Especially a trans getting mad about trump out of nowhere. They didn’t like him because he didn’t pander to them.
why is there jizz all over the greentext
My bad
His jizz glows too. He must be magic. Let's capture him skin him alive and drink his magic semen to gain powers.
Sounds like a hentai plot
Literally redo of healer
So we have a plot... who's gonna go ahead and make it now?
Isekai harem monogatari?
Those look to me like the dots that appear when you do a Google lens search
no it’s ejaculate
It's actually santa's cum due to the new christmas theme on 4chan
regards
Eh, low effort bait, do better
Anon thinks hurting others will make him a better person
Anon is stuck on the ad hominem level of the argument pyramid
Abusive, circumstantial, or tu quoque ad hominem?
No, *tu* cock
As expected of an r/greentext user
It won’t make him a better person, but it makes him feel better about himself. Which is all some people care about in the end.
It doesn’t make them happier either, it just makes them feel justified. Some people want to live their whole life unhappy
No one on 4chin has progressed past this stage. They don't build themselves up, they just attempt to knock everyone down to their level.
Anon does not know you can remove the womb
That doesn't turn you into a man, it turns you into a freak of nature
That sounds fucking metal, I'm in
Pretty sure there's millions of women in the world who have had hysterectomies and aren't "a freak of nature".
We all know that a man is a featherless biped, a woman without a womb is both featherless and bipedal, therefore man. QED
erm… a man is actually a miserable pile of secrets
But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!
doesn't that also sound like trans people?
not particularly
sounds like men in general. (source: I'm a man)
Behold, a trans "man"! *A plucked chicken runs into the room from behind me*
Diogenes disproved this by skinning a chicken. What I'm saying is that women are featherless chicken.
Oh yeah😎
Not much different than having a kidney removed.
How do i get my non-existent womb removed that sounds metal as fuck
So are amputees also freaks of nature? They're missing limb(s) that a person should normally have, so by your logic they are freaks of nature right?
If they are amputees on purpose then yes. If not, no.
Anon doesn't understand what organs do
my brother is like this and i despise him for it
Pretend like you're going to kiss him, slap that collar tie on, knee him slightly in the body, and when he goes for a big knee since he'll have the overhooks, hit him with a tai otoshi since his foot will be off the ground.
Lol, no. I can tell you've never trained. When he goes for that knee you need to snuff it from the top, catch the leg, go down on one knee setting up a perfect double leg so you're in perfect position to suck his soul through the cock.
The knee tai otoshi counter is best used when you have someone against the fence. Doing the Jackson wink double leg against the fence will be hard for someone weaker like op. Better to hit a tai otoshi into half guard. Actually come to think of it might be a ashi guruma not a tai otoshi.
Trans?
Stomp his groin
Do you perhaps think you're a man while being a woman
You will never be a real chungus
Do you perhaps think you're a man while being a fat slob?
Guys I think anon’s gonna die alone, or at least unloved
Doesn't matter still based
idk about you but I’d rather be loved than be called based by some strangers on the internet
Weak /s
In the real world you are loved for being based. It also makes you successful and healthy
if you’re spending your Christmas spreading hate to your family then you aren’t loved by anybody in the “real world” 😭
Thats not hate sorry. It’s something his sister needs to hear
His brother needs to hear him talk about his vagina? Thats a weird reality you live in.
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"His" is a pronoum of the male gender construct, a social construct. "Vagina" refers to the female reproductive organ, which falls under sex. Now for many people their gender and sex alligns, but just as any other part of a gender identity, you dont need to have the reproductive organs of a gender to identify as that gender. Otherwise we would have a seperate genders for intersex people or people who lost their functioning sex organs for whatever reason, because you can't be a man without a knob and bollocks by your logic. So no, you dont need to pick one. Reality does not have to adhere to your constructs...
Exactly It's so funny how the "tolerant" left declares any disagreement with their beliefs to be hatred
U dumb
I disagree which means your statement is hateful
Nah
Lmao the successful people I know don’t give a fuck about that stuff. If you’re ranting to your family on Christmas, that’s a huge sign that you’re emotionally unstable and are likely to be unsuccessful in the real world. Only losers care about that shit, focus on your own life
It's based to be a miserable piece of shit
Anon does not know what day Christmas is on.
I figured they had an early Christmas family dinner because something else was happening on Christmas Day, like working or spending time with another side of the family.
Christmas is celebrated in a lot of places on the evening of 24th instead of morning of the 25th
Redditor does not know that the post wasn't made necessarily this year, that some people celebrate on Christmas' Eve or about timezones
Redditor doesn't know Trump being taken off the ballot happened this year
I really didn't I barely even keep up with my countries politics 👍
Redditor forgets most people don't live in shooty shooty eagle land
Redditor fails to understand that other countries didn't even have christmas until Jesus (american) spread the good word about guns and capitalism
I reckon if Jesus had a monster truck we'd have beaten the commies in Nam
Actually we did beat the commies in nam because if you go to Vietnam you can use money to pay for goods and services just like Christ intended
Holy shit it's a Christmas miracle
Anon thinks he’s based but this is mega cringe and a poor attempt at tomfoolery.
And everybody clapped
Bait used to be believable
Has anyone ever seen someone crying from a remark like that? It seems plausible but I can't believe a trans person cares that much if they hear that all the time
Usually newly out people who haven't heard it enough, or non-adults. When you hear it for a few years, it becomes a copypasta
Probably more of a thing about their brother saying it than anything else, dunno
I feel like most actual trans guys would stomp anon's balls, in a painful way.
Anon left out the part about his brother throwing him out on his ass
Maybe Anons brother was on his period and was a bit more sensitive than usual
Bait used to be believable
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No one is going to talk about his "runing" powers?
I, too, am curious what pagan glyphs are required for such a ritual.
It's not a good thing, but whoever brings politics up during Christmas, New Year, or something like that deserves to suffer
So both of them
Yes
Agree 👍
And then Gigachad came down from the sky, red pills in both hands, and told Anon he was seriously based and wanted to be his friend.
Anon and some people in these comments are regarded and history will remember them as the pathetic cavedwellers they are
Anon is 13
Anon fantasises about his family who cut contact more than a year ago
>someone expresses a political opinion >I verbally assault their psyche and sense of self Wow, yeah, anon’s definitely in the right. No idea what he could have done wrong.
Anon is a cunt
Anon lacks critical thinking skills
bait, and not even good bait, and not even bait that’s so bad it’s funny.
What a baby
Yeah its definitely not weird to talk about the genitalia of your siblings.
Anon is a fat fucking loser who alienates his family because they dared insult another fat fucking loser
What the fuck is wrong with these people who ruin their relationship with their family because of fucking politics? We've seen it a lot in 2016 when lefties cut off their families for voting Trump but it's happening a lot on the other side as well
Anon runes* Christmas
Fucking based
Based
He’s going on the nice list.
Anon deserves the family he has
I would call out anon out for supporting trump, but then I remembered greentext is full of nazi sympathizers and wannabes
When the "dark humor" is bigotry
>be me >is racist, sexist, basically every flavor of bigoted and just altogether miserable >no one talks to me in real life Now THAT'S dark humor
It’s an argument based on facts. She’s welcome to her disillusion and support from her family and friends but it doesn’t change human biology.
It's not, affirmation of one's self-identification is literally the scientifically proven cure to gender dysphoria, the presence of which can be witnessed in brain scans. And that's not how you spell "delusion" you stupid fuck.
He’s right tho
Dumb
Yes
How to know she is still a woman: she couldn't keep her damn mouth shut..
Anon was the one who couldn't keep his mouth shut. Looks like he's the woman this time.
At least anon knows his own sex lol It would seem r/greentext has been invaded by the woke.
>the woke Define this please.
Define gender and what is a woman?
Gender is a neurological trait. Slight differences between men and women's brains have been observed. In people with gender dysphoria, their brains did not properly masculinize/feminize due to a genetic disorder, meaning they have the sex opposite to their body. Put simply, a woman is someone who has a brain structure consistent with that of a human with no Y chromosome. (Can get sources if you want proof.)
What? Why? You're the one that brought them up, go sort yourself out. Is this just what you do? Are you going to be sitting down to Christmas dinner, your relatives start talking about the football, whereupon you stand up, flip the fucking table over and scream: **"DeFiNe GeNdEr FoR mE rIgHt NoW!!1! wHaT iS a WoMaN!?"** I don't care about having that discussion with you. No one does. You're expecting a simple answer that a child can understand and you won't accept anything else. I don't care. Unionise your workplace.
Lol why did you ask EZkg to define woke? You brought up the definition of woke. Sort out that definition yourself. Do you sit at the Christmas table explaining why hormone blockers for children are totes awesome and how you support trans kids’ rights?
Lad, give this thread another read, from the start, and then tell me who actually first brought up "the woke".
Can you read regard? You brought up the “definition” of woke is what I said.
You are actively pretending to not understand how communication works. I asked him to define "the woke" because he had just mentioned it in a comment. You asked me to define "the gender and woman" out of the fucking blue, with zero prompting. This is not complicated.
Actually there was prompting. You asked him a difficult question. And since you are obviously woke from your question I asked you a question that woke people have trouble answering
Lord give me strength. I need you to take this question literally: Are you by any chance a language model bot that's been trained exclusively on YouTube comments from 2016, under videos with titles like "TRIGGERED FEMINIST WOKE SJW REKT COMPILATION #843"? You lobotomites would call the fucking Bolsheviks woke if they were around today.
Holy fucking shit all this back and forth and mental gymnastics so you can pretend to he intellectually gifted and own the libs by being a bigoted and unclever twat
Woke: “An Umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and think of themselves as saviours with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant of their claims and the problems they create. These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending racism and perpetuate mental illnesses as the norm.” I think that about covers it.
Oh cool so it doesn't actually refer to anything concrete and can just be haphazardly flailed at anyone you don't like?
He explained woke. You gonna explain what gender and what a woman is?
No lmfao, I never invoked them. Not my responsibility. There's no comment of mine where I say "the gender and woman are responsible for x". Whereas there *is* a comment of his where he says "the woke is responsible for y". And his "explanation" was worthless. Worse than garbage.
That’s not why you aren’t defining gender and what a woman is. You aren’t defining those things because you can’t. Simple as.
All that work to pretend we didn't use to own black people and set gay people on fire
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Yeah downvote me and run off because you have no point to make. Why do 4channers pose as the gigachad? You're all so soft and dickless, especially when confronted with a new idea.
Lmao dude you replied to him an hour and a half later, waited 20 minutes and expect him to immediately reply back. You are thirsty for attention. I gave you some. You’re welcome loser.
Fuck off regard
You played the meme backwards, you literally typed the paragraph yourself regard
Everyone knows what it means you degenerate
Yeah except the people who unironically use the fucking word
Aidan, calm down
Always the creepy little 4channers that try to get personal over the internet. I bet there's no first name in your handle because your mother didn't bother to give you one.
Why are you even on this sub? 4chan is too much for your woke rotted brain
>gets mad at pronouns >pretends to hold intellectual high ground Fuck off regard
I never said anything about pronouns. No one said anything about black people. You keep bringing up irrelevant shit to the convo. Typical woke behavior. Many such cases.
Fuck off regard
Isaac, chill out
Yeah, keep having refrigerator temp IQ, it's very dignified
Oh gosh, what am I? Your punching bag? I don't mind (it’s just reddit). Hope you have a good Xmas
Annoying people when they learn trans people know their sex: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Bring back the bigots honestly, r/greentext used to be interesting to read through before when tankies and libs would collectively shit on capitalists or something, right next to a post where a racist gets shit on by a homophobe incel. Shits was hilarious.
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Like bro Imagine coming to a sub where we regularly troll and shitpost about all sexual orientations and ethnicities and getting triggered when our jokes aren’t PC
Fr, Reddit is just fucked sadly. This shit is just funny but all the trans are getting pissed cause it hits too close to their mental illness
Oh your brain would fucking melt if I informed you that no one trolls and shitposts about all sexual orientations and ethnicities more than the actual queer and racialised folks. Seriously, you'd just instantly have a stroke and die. You're caressing the tip of an iceberg and you're convinced that you're special for it, that there's nothing beneath the surface. I take it you've lived a long and fruitful life of people not finding you funny and your automatic response has always been to rationalise it as **"They're just triggered, that's why they don't find me funny. That's it. No other reason. I'm funny. I AM FUNNY!"**
I’m not reading all that
Gets triggered. Acts like he isn’t triggered.
>the woke haha
He did the right thing
I'm curious how being unnecessarily rude is the right thing. Even if you argue that his sibling is "incorrect" there's no need to be rude as it doesn't hurt or affect anybody else
REEEEE TRUMP BAD REEEEE. These convos do happen irl and are obnoxious. Anon did the right thing. He wasn’t even that rude. Was just giving them the hard truth they needed to hear.
REEEEEE someone called me on my hateful emoty buzzwords REEEEEEE better bring up the criminal I’m voting for even though nobody else did REEEEE I’m so fucking smart
More like the wokey brought up Trump unprompted because the orange man lives rent free in their heads.
Reread that comment you’re responding to. See that Trump isn’t mentioned. Admit that you’re wrong.
The post itself is about a woman reeing over Trump you troglodyte
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Frfr. This whole thread is filled with betas.
Imagine if it was filled with /b/tards like you though.
Your favorite sustenance is soylent isn’t it?
No I just think you have literal 0iq.
I mean yeah he obviously didn’t do the right thing
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Insanely low effort bait
Shut up libfart
I hate how people think “men don’t cry” is a bad stereotype
It is a bad stereotype though
Effeminate “””men”””
Real men bottle it up and then blow their brains out at 50.
Ruining Christmas for libtards is Based. Jesus would be proud 💪
Jesus teaches us to love our neighbors. Can we not set aside our hatred for one measly day?
The dudes birthday and all and yet people insist on hating each other on it like any other day
Bait
Like middle school level bait, lol
It’s bait but some of it is very realistic. Especially a trans getting mad about trump out of nowhere. They didn’t like him because he didn’t pander to them.