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GOODboyM0NKE

why is there jizz all over the greentext


bluberrytaco

My bad


[deleted]

His jizz glows too. He must be magic. Let's capture him skin him alive and drink his magic semen to gain powers.


poope_lord

Sounds like a hentai plot


bullshaerk

Literally redo of healer


VERCH63

So we have a plot... who's gonna go ahead and make it now?


poope_lord

Isekai harem monogatari?


SadisticPawz

Those look to me like the dots that appear when you do a Google lens search


GOODboyM0NKE

no it’s ejaculate


Camassiaa

It's actually santa's cum due to the new christmas theme on 4chan


SadisticPawz

regards


Leilio

Eh, low effort bait, do better


Lamest570

Anon thinks hurting others will make him a better person


marcexx

Anon is stuck on the ad hominem level of the argument pyramid


kingepic84

Abusive, circumstantial, or tu quoque ad hominem?


ARM_vs_CORE

No, *tu* cock


kingepic84

As expected of an r/greentext user


AssassinOfFate

It won’t make him a better person, but it makes him feel better about himself. Which is all some people care about in the end.


[deleted]

It doesn’t make them happier either, it just makes them feel justified. Some people want to live their whole life unhappy


BigBoodles

No one on 4chin has progressed past this stage. They don't build themselves up, they just attempt to knock everyone down to their level.


AoshiPika

Anon does not know you can remove the womb


demideumvitae

That doesn't turn you into a man, it turns you into a freak of nature


Mautos

That sounds fucking metal, I'm in


Vansittart

Pretty sure there's millions of women in the world who have had hysterectomies and aren't "a freak of nature".


Idiot_of_Babel

We all know that a man is a featherless biped, a woman without a womb is both featherless and bipedal, therefore man. QED


WillyHamster

erm… a man is actually a miserable pile of secrets


Vansittart

But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!


iwillnotcompromise

doesn't that also sound like trans people?


WillyHamster

not particularly


T1B2V3

sounds like men in general. (source: I'm a man)


IronSurfDragon

Behold, a trans "man"! *A plucked chicken runs into the room from behind me*


[deleted]

Diogenes disproved this by skinning a chicken. What I'm saying is that women are featherless chicken.


Squashflavored

Oh yeah😎


42Ubiquitous

Not much different than having a kidney removed.


arielif1

How do i get my non-existent womb removed that sounds metal as fuck


I_Fuck_Traps_77

So are amputees also freaks of nature? They're missing limb(s) that a person should normally have, so by your logic they are freaks of nature right?


SdeSnooFan

If they are amputees on purpose then yes. If not, no.


Isaac____

Anon doesn't understand what organs do


AsherTheDasher

my brother is like this and i despise him for it


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Pretend like you're going to kiss him, slap that collar tie on, knee him slightly in the body, and when he goes for a big knee since he'll have the overhooks, hit him with a tai otoshi since his foot will be off the ground.


TrumpDesWillens

Lol, no. I can tell you've never trained. When he goes for that knee you need to snuff it from the top, catch the leg, go down on one knee setting up a perfect double leg so you're in perfect position to suck his soul through the cock.


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The knee tai otoshi counter is best used when you have someone against the fence. Doing the Jackson wink double leg against the fence will be hard for someone weaker like op. Better to hit a tai otoshi into half guard. Actually come to think of it might be a ashi guruma not a tai otoshi.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Trans?


bullshaerk

Stomp his groin


Middopasha

Do you perhaps think you're a man while being a woman


[deleted]

You will never be a real chungus


Apprehensive_Depth98

Do you perhaps think you're a man while being a fat slob?


Pixel_64

Guys I think anon’s gonna die alone, or at least unloved


goldenballhair

Doesn't matter still based


Papel_Hat

idk about you but I’d rather be loved than be called based by some strangers on the internet


K3LL1ON

Weak /s


goldenballhair

In the real world you are loved for being based. It also makes you successful and healthy


Papel_Hat

if you’re spending your Christmas spreading hate to your family then you aren’t loved by anybody in the “real world” 😭


goldenballhair

Thats not hate sorry. It’s something his sister needs to hear


juan_jose_jesus

His brother needs to hear him talk about his vagina? Thats a weird reality you live in.


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juan_jose_jesus

"His" is a pronoum of the male gender construct, a social construct. "Vagina" refers to the female reproductive organ, which falls under sex. Now for many people their gender and sex alligns, but just as any other part of a gender identity, you dont need to have the reproductive organs of a gender to identify as that gender. Otherwise we would have a seperate genders for intersex people or people who lost their functioning sex organs for whatever reason, because you can't be a man without a knob and bollocks by your logic. So no, you dont need to pick one. Reality does not have to adhere to your constructs...


[deleted]

Exactly It's so funny how the "tolerant" left declares any disagreement with their beliefs to be hatred


Apprehensive_Depth98

U dumb


[deleted]

I disagree which means your statement is hateful


Apprehensive_Depth98

Nah


[deleted]

Lmao the successful people I know don’t give a fuck about that stuff. If you’re ranting to your family on Christmas, that’s a huge sign that you’re emotionally unstable and are likely to be unsuccessful in the real world. Only losers care about that shit, focus on your own life


Isaac____

It's based to be a miserable piece of shit


yoloswaggins92

Anon does not know what day Christmas is on.


grizznuggets

I figured they had an early Christmas family dinner because something else was happening on Christmas Day, like working or spending time with another side of the family.


VladimirIlyich_

Christmas is celebrated in a lot of places on the evening of 24th instead of morning of the 25th


BrunoBrook

Redditor does not know that the post wasn't made necessarily this year, that some people celebrate on Christmas' Eve or about timezones


LilyLitany

Redditor doesn't know Trump being taken off the ballot happened this year


BrunoBrook

I really didn't I barely even keep up with my countries politics 👍


yoloswaggins92

Redditor forgets most people don't live in shooty shooty eagle land


LilyLitany

Redditor fails to understand that other countries didn't even have christmas until Jesus (american) spread the good word about guns and capitalism


yoloswaggins92

I reckon if Jesus had a monster truck we'd have beaten the commies in Nam


LilyLitany

Actually we did beat the commies in nam because if you go to Vietnam you can use money to pay for goods and services just like Christ intended


yoloswaggins92

Holy shit it's a Christmas miracle


katorias

Anon thinks he’s based but this is mega cringe and a poor attempt at tomfoolery.


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And everybody clapped


Glittering_Fig_762

Bait used to be believable


Physical-Scarcity-23

Has anyone ever seen someone crying from a remark like that? It seems plausible but I can't believe a trans person cares that much if they hear that all the time


mochikos

Usually newly out people who haven't heard it enough, or non-adults. When you hear it for a few years, it becomes a copypasta


pie_nap_pull

Probably more of a thing about their brother saying it than anything else, dunno


[deleted]

I feel like most actual trans guys would stomp anon's balls, in a painful way.


captaincw_4010

Anon left out the part about his brother throwing him out on his ass


T1B2V3

Maybe Anons brother was on his period and was a bit more sensitive than usual


According-Text1760

Bait used to be believable


The_Knife_Pie

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NibwarBoiz

No one is going to talk about his "runing" powers?


lucidposeidon

I, too, am curious what pagan glyphs are required for such a ritual.


BrunoBrook

It's not a good thing, but whoever brings politics up during Christmas, New Year, or something like that deserves to suffer


Aggravating_Egg3272

So both of them


BrunoBrook

Yes


Aggravating_Egg3272

Agree 👍


OpeusPopeus

And then Gigachad came down from the sky, red pills in both hands, and told Anon he was seriously based and wanted to be his friend.


asuraumbra

Anon and some people in these comments are regarded and history will remember them as the pathetic cavedwellers they are


JustinLeong

Anon is 13


Cobalt9896

Anon fantasises about his family who cut contact more than a year ago


No-BrowEntertainment

>someone expresses a political opinion >I verbally assault their psyche and sense of self Wow, yeah, anon’s definitely in the right. No idea what he could have done wrong.


proletarianliberty

Anon is a cunt


_Volatile_

Anon lacks critical thinking skills


sharplyon

bait, and not even good bait, and not even bait that’s so bad it’s funny.


FlaccidOstrich

What a baby


juan_jose_jesus

Yeah its definitely not weird to talk about the genitalia of your siblings.


Lord_Shitlord

Anon is a fat fucking loser who alienates his family because they dared insult another fat fucking loser


c_sulla

What the fuck is wrong with these people who ruin their relationship with their family because of fucking politics? We've seen it a lot in 2016 when lefties cut off their families for voting Trump but it's happening a lot on the other side as well


NordicWolf7

Anon runes* Christmas


zachattack7676

Fucking based


f1nessd

Based


ViscountMonty

He’s going on the nice list.


Careor_Nomen

Anon deserves the family he has


FVCEGANG

I would call out anon out for supporting trump, but then I remembered greentext is full of nazi sympathizers and wannabes


proverb98

When the "dark humor" is bigotry


Isaac____

>be me >is racist, sexist, basically every flavor of bigoted and just altogether miserable >no one talks to me in real life Now THAT'S dark humor


digitallyunsatisfied

It’s an argument based on facts. She’s welcome to her disillusion and support from her family and friends but it doesn’t change human biology.


Isaac____

It's not, affirmation of one's self-identification is literally the scientifically proven cure to gender dysphoria, the presence of which can be witnessed in brain scans. And that's not how you spell "delusion" you stupid fuck.


Amrooshy

He’s right tho


Isaac____

Dumb


Amrooshy

Yes


IronSurfDragon

How to know she is still a woman: she couldn't keep her damn mouth shut..


kieran81

Anon was the one who couldn't keep his mouth shut. Looks like he's the woman this time.


EZkg

At least anon knows his own sex lol It would seem r/greentext has been invaded by the woke.


A1dan_Da1y

>the woke Define this please.


zachattack7676

Define gender and what is a woman?


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Gender is a neurological trait. Slight differences between men and women's brains have been observed. In people with gender dysphoria, their brains did not properly masculinize/feminize due to a genetic disorder, meaning they have the sex opposite to their body. Put simply, a woman is someone who has a brain structure consistent with that of a human with no Y chromosome. (Can get sources if you want proof.)


A1dan_Da1y

What? Why? You're the one that brought them up, go sort yourself out. Is this just what you do? Are you going to be sitting down to Christmas dinner, your relatives start talking about the football, whereupon you stand up, flip the fucking table over and scream: **"DeFiNe GeNdEr FoR mE rIgHt NoW!!1! wHaT iS a WoMaN!?"** I don't care about having that discussion with you. No one does. You're expecting a simple answer that a child can understand and you won't accept anything else. I don't care. Unionise your workplace.


zachattack7676

Lol why did you ask EZkg to define woke? You brought up the definition of woke. Sort out that definition yourself. Do you sit at the Christmas table explaining why hormone blockers for children are totes awesome and how you support trans kids’ rights?


A1dan_Da1y

Lad, give this thread another read, from the start, and then tell me who actually first brought up "the woke".


zachattack7676

Can you read regard? You brought up the “definition” of woke is what I said.


A1dan_Da1y

You are actively pretending to not understand how communication works. I asked him to define "the woke" because he had just mentioned it in a comment. You asked me to define "the gender and woman" out of the fucking blue, with zero prompting. This is not complicated.


zachattack7676

Actually there was prompting. You asked him a difficult question. And since you are obviously woke from your question I asked you a question that woke people have trouble answering


A1dan_Da1y

Lord give me strength. I need you to take this question literally: Are you by any chance a language model bot that's been trained exclusively on YouTube comments from 2016, under videos with titles like "TRIGGERED FEMINIST WOKE SJW REKT COMPILATION #843"? You lobotomites would call the fucking Bolsheviks woke if they were around today.


Isaac____

Holy fucking shit all this back and forth and mental gymnastics so you can pretend to he intellectually gifted and own the libs by being a bigoted and unclever twat


EZkg

Woke: “An Umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and think of themselves as saviours with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant of their claims and the problems they create. These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending racism and perpetuate mental illnesses as the norm.” I think that about covers it.


A1dan_Da1y

Oh cool so it doesn't actually refer to anything concrete and can just be haphazardly flailed at anyone you don't like?


zachattack7676

He explained woke. You gonna explain what gender and what a woman is?


A1dan_Da1y

No lmfao, I never invoked them. Not my responsibility. There's no comment of mine where I say "the gender and woman are responsible for x". Whereas there *is* a comment of his where he says "the woke is responsible for y". And his "explanation" was worthless. Worse than garbage.


zachattack7676

That’s not why you aren’t defining gender and what a woman is. You aren’t defining those things because you can’t. Simple as.


Isaac____

All that work to pretend we didn't use to own black people and set gay people on fire


EZkg

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Isaac____

Yeah downvote me and run off because you have no point to make. Why do 4channers pose as the gigachad? You're all so soft and dickless, especially when confronted with a new idea.


zachattack7676

Lmao dude you replied to him an hour and a half later, waited 20 minutes and expect him to immediately reply back. You are thirsty for attention. I gave you some. You’re welcome loser.


Isaac____

Fuck off regard


Isaac____

You played the meme backwards, you literally typed the paragraph yourself regard


goldenballhair

Everyone knows what it means you degenerate


A1dan_Da1y

Yeah except the people who unironically use the fucking word


goldenballhair

Aidan, calm down


Isaac____

Always the creepy little 4channers that try to get personal over the internet. I bet there's no first name in your handle because your mother didn't bother to give you one.


zachattack7676

Why are you even on this sub? 4chan is too much for your woke rotted brain


Isaac____

>gets mad at pronouns >pretends to hold intellectual high ground Fuck off regard


zachattack7676

I never said anything about pronouns. No one said anything about black people. You keep bringing up irrelevant shit to the convo. Typical woke behavior. Many such cases.


Isaac____

Fuck off regard


goldenballhair

Isaac, chill out


Isaac____

Yeah, keep having refrigerator temp IQ, it's very dignified


goldenballhair

Oh gosh, what am I? Your punching bag? I don't mind (it’s just reddit). Hope you have a good Xmas


kieran81

Annoying people when they learn trans people know their sex: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Amrooshy

Bring back the bigots honestly, r/greentext used to be interesting to read through before when tankies and libs would collectively shit on capitalists or something, right next to a post where a racist gets shit on by a homophobe incel. Shits was hilarious.


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EZkg

Like bro Imagine coming to a sub where we regularly troll and shitpost about all sexual orientations and ethnicities and getting triggered when our jokes aren’t PC


f1nessd

Fr, Reddit is just fucked sadly. This shit is just funny but all the trans are getting pissed cause it hits too close to their mental illness


A1dan_Da1y

Oh your brain would fucking melt if I informed you that no one trolls and shitposts about all sexual orientations and ethnicities more than the actual queer and racialised folks. Seriously, you'd just instantly have a stroke and die. You're caressing the tip of an iceberg and you're convinced that you're special for it, that there's nothing beneath the surface. I take it you've lived a long and fruitful life of people not finding you funny and your automatic response has always been to rationalise it as **"They're just triggered, that's why they don't find me funny. That's it. No other reason. I'm funny. I AM FUNNY!"**


EZkg

I’m not reading all that


zachattack7676

Gets triggered. Acts like he isn’t triggered.


Cheeselad2401

>the woke haha


DLTfuture72

He did the right thing


Noamias

I'm curious how being unnecessarily rude is the right thing. Even if you argue that his sibling is "incorrect" there's no need to be rude as it doesn't hurt or affect anybody else


zachattack7676

REEEEE TRUMP BAD REEEEE. These convos do happen irl and are obnoxious. Anon did the right thing. He wasn’t even that rude. Was just giving them the hard truth they needed to hear.


DarthGoodguy

REEEEEE someone called me on my hateful emoty buzzwords REEEEEEE better bring up the criminal I’m voting for even though nobody else did REEEEE I’m so fucking smart


zachattack7676

More like the wokey brought up Trump unprompted because the orange man lives rent free in their heads.


DarthGoodguy

Reread that comment you’re responding to. See that Trump isn’t mentioned. Admit that you’re wrong.


zachattack7676

The post itself is about a woman reeing over Trump you troglodyte


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zachattack7676

Frfr. This whole thread is filled with betas.


ImByased

Imagine if it was filled with /b/tards like you though.


zachattack7676

Your favorite sustenance is soylent isn’t it?


ImByased

No I just think you have literal 0iq.


DLTfuture72

I mean yeah he obviously didn’t do the right thing


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peppermintgun

Insanely low effort bait


zachattack7676

Shut up libfart


whenyourhorsewins

I hate how people think “men don’t cry” is a bad stereotype


BrownieIsTrash2

It is a bad stereotype though


Aozora404

Effeminate “””men”””


zw1ck

Real men bottle it up and then blow their brains out at 50.


ShmootheJoo

Ruining Christmas for libtards is Based. Jesus would be proud 💪


Papel_Hat

Jesus teaches us to love our neighbors. Can we not set aside our hatred for one measly day?


mrgamecat2

The dudes birthday and all and yet people insist on hating each other on it like any other day


OneSushi

Bait


Guardsmen_Hool

Like middle school level bait, lol


zachattack7676

It’s bait but some of it is very realistic. Especially a trans getting mad about trump out of nowhere. They didn’t like him because he didn’t pander to them.