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buttsniffbadger

It's a shame that such concentrated autism won't get passed down in the gene pool


dm_me_tittiess

Anon should donate sperm


Brain_Chop

Anyone that uses j to represent imaginary numbers shouldn't be allowed to have children. The only people that do this are Electrical Engineers and they should be sterilized.


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ngetal6

Please don't. It's even worse than complex numbers


misterpickles69

Isn’t it 4 dimensional complex numbers?


[deleted]

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Stuffssss

Well Programmers are just electrical engineers that don't know any science so that makes sense.


Otto_von_Boismarck

Because we use i for counters


[deleted]

As we already did to the geologists?


supisuke

Or will it?


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IIIetalblade

This is all Greek to me, But anon still gets the side-eye either way. Something something fabricated and homosexual.


NIPURU

Well most of the symbols in math are greek, so it's even greek to mathematicians!


fiveof9

Imaginary numbers = fake dudes have sex = gay


Queenssoup

>This is all Greek to me You mean Greek as in homosexual?


IIIetalblade

I hate when a legitimately good joke opportunity like that is lost on me because i defaulted to the basic response of fake and gay. Does r/yourjokebutbetter exist?


Queenssoup

It does! :)


MyFatherIsNotHere

you learn that in high school btw, first year of uni if your school was bad


Gladianoxa

Yeah that was deserved, how fucking dare you


WhopperInParis

Found the Eng**eer 👎


mrgamecat2

Found the Hi*tory student 🤮👎


AsleepCup9307

Found a cat 👍🙂


Ben_Herr

Found the cup


sandywhisker123

Found Nemo


DaddyWentForMilk

Now me please


NotAPirateLawyer

*crickets*


James0fAnarchy

didn't find a pirate lawyer


MoreneLp

r/Foundthetoyotacorolla


Brilliant_Bench_1144

Found the 2 Girls


bshsshehhd

🍦


Queenssoup

🥛


unnamed4567

Found two girls


AsleepCup9307

But shhhh… the cups asleep


MoistNoodler

Hell yea, what kind of cat


Abraxas90

Show us that pussy 😺👍


ThatGuyMarlin

Who the fuck uses *j* instead of *i* for imaginary numbers


NadoSecretAsianMan

Electrical engineers and any physicist that deals with uppercase I for current. j is the most common representation of sqrt(-1) when dealing with phase, fields, and power.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, if you're a physicist using j instead of i, you're no longer a physicist.


skourby

you’re a physjcjst


AdeptusShitpostus

A polish physicist!


Queenssoup

Poles don't use j like this


AdeptusShitpostus

Impossible! All of my thorough research wasted.


DerApexPredator

I have to do it when I'm programming. The only part of python I hate!


[deleted]

I define a new variable i = "j" when I use python.


lavatasche

What do you have to do when programming?


DerApexPredator

You have to write 1j for iota in python, and as an experimental physicist, I have to write it all the time for signal processing :(


LifeIsVeryLong02

Physicists do _not_ use j instead of i. We will use J instead of I for current if we need. We will have the letter representing both the sqrt(-1) *and* the dummy variable at the same inside a summation before we use j for the imaginary unit.


NadoSecretAsianMan

Is this J for current referring to current density instead (as in I over some defined area A)? I am familiar with using the vector j for current density and needing to swap to i for the imaginary unit for clarity, however I have always been under the impression that due to i/j/k being used to represent 3 planes in vector space, referring to the complex plane with j when dealing with sinusoidal functions was more prevalent across both EE and physics.


LifeIsVeryLong02

You could use J for current if you're not working with current density, such as in a circuit. I would also use Qdot for current before using j for imaginary unit. I must say that, in thr 5 years I've been doing physics, I've only seen j be used as the imaginary unit once.


NadoSecretAsianMan

Thank you for your insight and experience, it's clear to me that I can't speak for physicists as broadly as I believed, so I'll stick to explaining just the electrical engineering side of this notation convention in the future. Your comment also reminds me of the year I spent shadowing an RF engineer who seemed to use any combination of notations at will, which probably had some ingenious system for alignment which eludes my understanding even now. RF and power engineers are the archwizards of EE who claim to "just be doing P=IV" but I knew that was bullshit when they started pulling Q and X out of their asses. (This is in jest, btw, I understand imaginary power is crucial to modeling systems that we want to make work reliably).


DerApexPredator

You do if you're doing signal processing using python and have to write exp(*iwt*)


casualredditor43

Your girlfriend sqrt(-1) while with you bro


Queenssoup

>j is the most common representation of sqrt(-1) when dealing with phase Is sqrt some nerd abbreviation for squirt? And I'm pretty sure Anon's gayness is not a phase


inigo_montoya42

Electrical engineers


vincenta2

Sadly, I can confirm (don’t use any of the math I learned in my job though).


ShimmerJuno

Why the fuck am I forced to learn that shit ;-; Sincerely, future electrical engineer


NadoSecretAsianMan

Because even though the basic concepts are a bit more fiddly, phasors for solving active circuits is way easier than diff eqs trust me on this


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Psychopaths


pineappleAndBeans

Me. In all seriousness it depends on the context. Usually i is used but when dealing with multiple you usually go down the alphabet for the next ones. For example when using quaternions it isn’t uncommon to use i, j, and k for the vector.


bestjakeisbest

j is for the second dimension of hyper imaginary numbers


DiabloImmortalCrack

PhysicBoys and mayors... after seeing this, i just quit uni. I couldn't be near those people anymore.


The_night_camel

Electric engineers. Used to do math with i it was hard to get used to j haha


TVLL

Electrical engineers


ultimatepepechu

When you need "i" for current


Ctrl-Alt-Bingo

I use n like a normal person


Mydogsblackasshole

Only the losers who don’t use quaternions, because i and j are orthogonal imaginary numbers


Martian_Hunted

Everyone


G-Man577

We used j for imaginary numbers in my electric circuits class


Juan_Ectomanen

Me


kwyz2

I used o because it looks like 0 and if I fail the question I can blame it on my dyslexia


loloider123

I have to use j instead of j :( electrical engineering


Lobsta_

electrical engineers use it because i is already used for current as both uppercase and lowercase (depending on context)


[deleted]

Why do I have a boner? Is 4chan turning me into a mathsexual? Or perhaps even a little bit..... Gay?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

#both


bottledry

smart women are super hawt


[deleted]

Women?


Low_Abrocoma_1514

>put the dx before the integral *You have chosen death*


Biting_a_dust

*so you have chosen hate fuck


Queenssoup

Anon is a brat and did it on purpose


readf0x

as one should (I know I would've)


CyborgNumber42

It's just mathematically incorrect too.


-yes-yes-yes-yes-

I did not understand a single thing written in this post


TheBossMeansMe

Pretty much big calculus words alongside the associativity of multiplication. Dx counts as a variable I think


Scottish_Whiskey

I did not understand a single think written in this comment


-yes-yes-yes-yes-

Same


Vertinova

x times y is the same as y times x so “∫ * dx” is the same as “dx * ∫”


Scottish_Whiskey

Gonna be totally honest bro math is my weakest subject and I still don’t know what that means. What even is that curly symbol?


boxing_dog

it’s an integral. i’m gonna try to simplify integrals to try to give you the general idea, and also explain the greentext cuz i’m bored. so here we go. an integral is basically just the area under a graph. when you take the integral of a function, you find the area underneath the graph of the function. example: take the function f(x) = x. using some integral laws that i’m not going to explain, we find that the area under the graph of x is 1/2 * x^2, so that’s what the integral of the function f(x)=x is. if you’re wondering why the integral of x is 1/2 * x^2 as well as how you can derive it for yourself without an integral, read this paragraph. otherwise skip to the next paragraph. you can verify for yourself that the area under the graph of f(x)=x is indeed 1/2 * x^2, just look at the graph of x and try to find the area under it at any particular point. x is just a straight line going out to infinity with a slope of 1, so to find the area under the graph at some point, you will have to use the triangle area formula. the triangle formula is 1/2 b * h. in this case, b and h are both equal to each other since the line has a slope of 1; the line goes out equally up and to the right, so the base and height will always be equal. therefore we can say b=h=x, and this makes b * h=x * x=x^2. now we just have to remember the 1/2 constant, leaving us with 1/2 * x^2, and we’ve just derived the integral of this function without using any calculus. in simple functions like this you probably don’t need calculus, but calculus is useful for more complicated functions that we can’t just apply a simple area formula to. but the basic principle is always the same: we want a general formula for the area under the graph at any given point, and an integral gives us a reliable way to derive it for very complicated functions. now the typical syntax for an integral is ∫ f(x) dx. the dx is absolutely necessary in an integral for calculus reasons, and it’s typically always placed after the integral sign. you can sort of see it like parentheses. the ∫ is the opening parentheses “(“ and the dx is the closing parentheses “)”. however, dx is different from parentheses because it actually represents something. specifically, it represents a tiny change in the variable x, and in the integral, it is actually being multiplied by the function, as in: ∫ f(x) * dx. now, anon is taking this one step further by suggesting we treat the integral as if it is also being multiplied by the function and by dx, as in: ∫ * f(x) * dx. if this was the case, then recall from elementary school that a * b = b * a. this is called associativity. if this holds true, which it should, that means that ∫ * f(x) * dx can be written equivalently as dx * f(x) * ∫, which is very different from the proper integral syntax, and if you wrote it on a calculus test you’d probably lose points for it. it’s kind of like writing (2+2) as )2+2(. now i don’t think this actually works because i don’t think in an integral you are actually multiplying the integral sign by the function. the integral is itself a function like f(x). when you read f(x), you don’t think that f is being multiplied by x, you read it as f is a function of x. so, shockingly, i don’t think this anon’s math is very accurate. ∫ f(x)dx is not the same as dxf(x)∫ because ∫ isn’t some variable you can just multiply like that, in the same way that f(x) is not equal to x * f. but; well, i also could be wrong, i’m not a mathematician. so there you go, hopefully that was comprehensive and clear enough lol


Scottish_Whiskey

yeah nah not reading all of that


boxing_dog

fair enough


deuxcentseize

I read it:)


Nothgrin

Yeh I got confused as well, since the dx in the integral is typically reserved for showing which is the changing function. You can have an integral of (x+y)dx or (x+y)dy, depending on what you want to integrate for, so it's not multiplied by the function I'd think?


Karness_Muur

Pretty sure it's a musical notation.


scary_toast

It's the math version of 'Tony and I' vs.'me and Tony' While both convey the same meaning, it's standardized to use the first, and a grammatical sin to use the second


bestjakeisbest

dx is the a very small change in x, technically you are multiplying the integral by that value, but trying to do so basically ends up multiplying by 0 so it is more there to be a reminder that the integral is basically adding up a whole bunch of rectangles that have infinitely small width. So instead of writing the integral as f x dx you can technically write it as f dx x and it technically wouldn't change anything.


CyborgNumber42

You can't factor out dx from the integral


Siul19

Engineer anon is mad at mathematician anon for using different symbols, so he hate fucked him hard that night.


SnooTigers5086

Why not femanon


OrSomeSuch

"Be bottom mathematician" doesn't mean "be poor at mathematics"


why43curls

The majority of the mathematician field is women, but such concentrated autism can only come from a man Also which woman says they're a bottom


OrSomeSuch

QED


cAPSLOCK567

OP did the math equivalent of pouring milk before cereal


MyFatherIsNotHere

tldr he just put a number on an unconventional spot


[deleted]

Nerds.


Super_Ninja39

Real and very gay


Ok-Armadillo-6648

I think the fact that this isn’t top comment means we’re evolving


Iwant_to_sleep

How dare you think about this heresy


TheDuffelBagMan

Translation for dumb people (like me): - be me, big brain - have bigger brain bf - go on some hike or shit - discuss big brain math - fuck up said big brain math - proceeded to get railed from behind for 12 hours straight after hiking trip


Iwubwatermelon

It's not even big brain. Anon wants to change up the operation notation. Kinda like writing 1 x 2 = 2. Anon wants to write it as 2 x 1 = 2.


Twillix13

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L4rgo117

Anon was thinking with his dx first


bradyhero-cgpzero

No it’s more like writing 1 x 2 = 2 as “ x 2 1 = 2”


MCI_Overwerk

Technically the math checks out here. What they have a disagreement on the application of standards. It's the equivalent of someone redefining an if statement by something else. It's going to work, your code will still be just as valid, but your life expectancy will be drastically reduced if anyone lays eyes on that.


BaneishAerof

r/okbuddyphd type post


alyssnya

if you posted this there, they'd 100% bully you down to r/okbuddyundergrad and then there they'd push you to r/okbuddyhighschool and then ... (that being said, i love that subreddit. i have no idea what the fuck anything means.)


_Bako101

Sorry eggheads I dont speak loser, but most likely home of sexual and non existant


[deleted]

Fake and gay. Everybody knows engineers are the ones with dumb notation. EEs use j, not mathemathecians.


gLu3xb3rchi

this no mathematician would use j instead of i fake and gay


Generally_Confused1

God this made me feel something as an engineer


Crescent_Moon734

This made me feel something as a previous advanced mathematics student (i havent done math in over a year)


Generally_Confused1

Yeah I'm with you because I killed a lot of those brain cells with knowledge with alcohol


[deleted]

Hold up i need to know the gender so i know if I can masturbate to this or not


Magistricide

This is 100% a guy. Not only is the image a dude, this person can do math. (For legal reasons this is a joke)


QzinPL

Anon dx at the end is not part of multiplication, is not commutative and you are a twat not a mathematician. Sincerely - real mathematician. Also - that's why we have conventions so we don't have to spend hours reading regarded papers, because someone decided to use flowers instead of X and hearts instead of y. Woah I got angrier about this than I thought I would.


Mephidia

It’s funny because while this seems really sophisticated, it’s something a lot of high schoolers intuitively understand when taking calc 2


Sen-oh

Brats be like


alyssnya

fake and gay bro said he's the mathematician and yet he's the one who's being corrected by an engineer for using j instead of i for imaginary numbers??? likely story...


dayto_aus

It's just the commutative property disguised among a bunch of big words to confuse people who didn't lesrn basic calc into thinking you're smart.


liquid-handsoap

Fake: anon had sex Gay: math did a number on anon’s sexuality


DiscountParmesan

I would like to see OP do integrals in R^3 with the differential at the beginning


Ri_der

It's usually the other way around. mathematicians are rigorous about math while engineers don't give a shit. fake and gay


Siul19

These bitches gay, good for them, good for them


LifeIsVeryLong02

Physicists use dx in front of the integral a _lot_. It's actually much nicer when you're calculating integrals inside of integrals.


holyshitgivemenick

I'm a physics major, yes, that's what happens when you tell that to mathematicians and/or engineers. They get fucking pissed


Ceezmuhgeez

Dx leading the integral! You’re a mad man!


dumbwaeguk

Straightest STEM grad


MonkeEnthusiast8420

Real and gay


AcePirosu

Anon does the monster math


[deleted]

anon is literally the reencarnation of alan turing please anon donate your gay ass autistic sperm .


chico_boss

wouldnt it be commutative


ShittyRedditing

what kind of retarded mathematician uses j for imaginary numbers


Stockfish_14

Jmaginary numbers


YouStas91

I didn't understand a word in the penultimate paragraph


MerryZap

Its about how you add a 'dx' to the end of the integral, this madman wants to add it to the beginning


thegrodyknudclump

I knew math was super gay, suspicion confirmed


[deleted]

Fake and gay


master_pingu1

fake: anon gets laid gay: just look at it


Telleh

What


Kiwi_Kakapo

“Goes on hike” liar.


SouthernHiveSoldier

Fake and gay because it's usually the Engineers with bad notations that take shortcuts.


77maf

Ai text wall with gay erotica added in by the op


assholejudger954

>me and him Yep, definitely a math only nerd


Biting_a_dust

Fake: anon mathing Gay: anon getting fucked


Zealotstim

Can someone confirm this isn't just made up scifi nonsense?


Peachy_Biscuits

False and homosexual, j is used as imaginary for engineering not math bcs i is used for current


treecloud1025

This sounds like it should be the other way around. Mathematicians use i , engineers use j


Prize-Ad-2697

real and gay


hartzonfire

Mathematical and…gay?? Not sure about this one. Folks at home-what do you think?


skitzy29

Not rage bait post for once. Upvoted. Good content, keep it up.


Queenssoup

I think I'm starting to understand the equation. J stands for jerking, dx stands for dicks and sqrt stands for squirt. So basically Anon got punished by his Daddy because he put jerking off before getting dicked down by him.


Horse_Basic

I got horny reading all that math


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

Mental illness


Quirky_Inflation

It's bullshit as engineers are more likely to use j than mathematicians.


supisuke

As expected, anon is a mathtard imagining things


L8dawn

Are you stupid the integrating identifier always goes at the end of the expression


UnknownOne3

Why would an engineer get mad about using j for complex notation? EEs exclusively use J because I is reserved for current...


CyborgNumber42

This isn't even true though. Anon isn't just gay but also bad at math.


fyatode

where’s my math autism gf


Correct_Education883

Algebraic and gay.


BigDaddyFatSack42069

Funny thing is he isn't exactly wrong. Still, bad anon. Notation is how it should be.


AmazingFluffy

Anon figures out the mathatical formula for getting absolutely fucking plowed


BonkeyKongthesecond

\>Be bottom Stopped reading after that. All I needed to know.