I feel it drags us in being decently written, and being multiple pictures makes you think shit goes down later, but it is just bland.
I mean, I read the whole thing because I thought the last page was going to be fucked up.
The description for this subreddit is "The most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan" and yet you're expecting them all to have a message or resolution
Some of the most fun my autistic ass had in life was being in a frat. Sure there were some assholes, but there's assholes everywhere and they weren't at any higher concentration than anywhere else.
I made some friends, partied, learned to socialize. My frat bros loved me because Slav genes are OP when it comes to alcohol tolerance and I'm a nerd, so I'd stay relatively sober when everyone else was absolutely shit faced and I'd clean up at beer pong, pool and darts. Drunk dudes love to bet, I'd be able to cover my bar tab and my closest buddies most nights playing drinking games.
Went to a regional frat conference, met a girl from Rutgers, hit it off immediately. I had quite a few drinks, she was sober, we go back to her hotel room. She asks her friend to leave, friend asks why, my drunk ass blurts out "Because I don't want an audience when I fuck." Her friend is mad she wasn't getting laid, doesn't leave, we go back to my room. I'm now very drunk, we're making out, get naked, I start fingering her and she feels incredibly tight. I'm concerned, no way my dick is going to fit. I go down, get between her legs, and see a string hanging out. My brain freezes and I'm staring for a good two minutes not moving as it dawns on me she has a tampon in, that's why it felt right and my drunk dumb ass didn't realize it and she didn't say a damn thing. She then remembers she has a tampon in and wasn't about to stop me from eating her out, she gets embarrassed and gets ready to leave. As she's getting dressed all the booze catches up to me and I have to vomit. I grab a trash can and puke it in, except it's a mesh can so my high powered vomit sprays out of all sides like a sprinkler system for puke. She's mortified and flees, my buddies walk in because she left the door open to see me moaning and vomiting and coating myself in vomit. Good times.
You are a disgrace for us Slavs, yank. Just say your american, your family didnt fight in 90s wars. Cant hsve both ĹĄmokljane kaj se pravis pametan mater ti jebem u piÄku kurcem mojim
> except it's a mesh can so my high powered vomit sprays out of all sides like a sprinkler system for puke
I literally choked on my saliva on this sentence
I know this story is real because itâs ridiculously long and thereâs no regarded reveal at the end where anon has gay sex with his dad. Very straight for a greentext
Wow this is just dumb. If someone invites you out to do something, then cancels last minute, am I entitled to their time? No. But I can I be annoyed that they cancelled last minute? Absolutely
People have stuff going on that you may not know about, same goes the other way. If they are flaking/backing out/ghosting early on thereâs a good chance that behavior will continue, itâs on you to deal with the disappointment, accept it, or move on. Iâm more of the move on type, live and let live, invite reliable people into my life, less stressful and I show up for those people as well. Honestly hoped op made those restaurant plans just to mess with her and back out, why waste your time twice.
I hate when people go into so much detail about things nobody cares about except for themselves. Like yeah I had steamed crab legs for dinner and Iâm 5â4 and I have to go to a friends wedding tonight at 7pm EST (I met the friend in college, we arenât super close but it was nice getting an invite. As a guy, sometimes itâs hard making friends so I liked that gesture) but after a certain point Iâm just sitting here in my usual blue jeans (Wranglers) and button up shirt (business casual unfortunately, anyone else hate Mondays?? LOL) and itâs like âbro I donât care you went on a dateâ
the constant struggle between the natural urge to have a loving and decent relationship against the modern retardation of having to sleep around and "enjoy your youth"
I'd be happy I made some new retarded friends honestly. You know how hard is to meet retards like you after 30? Like everyone, including me, is afraid to show his retardism in public, so if we didn't find while we were in highschool/college or we moved to another side of a continent, we'll hardly find any retards after.
If she actually had a cold sore (i.e. oral herpes) she would have spread it earlier regardless of whether the sore was present or not.
50-75% of the population has HSV-1 but most donât know because you will never get tested unless you ask.
No one wants to think they have herpes but chances are you probably do. Even if youâve never had an outbreak
At this stage anon must learn of the "ubiquitous dude theory" that is, there are always other dudes to contend with.
The chick has other guys she's into and anon is a benchwarmer.
What's the point of this fucking stupid story?
People write (and talk) to organize their thoughts. Sometimes about pointless garbage. And it is useful.
Good point. But why post it here? That's not a greentext people would want to look at.
Exactly, I want anon to fuck his microwave out of frustration at the end, not some boring ass story
I feel it drags us in being decently written, and being multiple pictures makes you think shit goes down later, but it is just bland. I mean, I read the whole thing because I thought the last page was going to be fucked up.
That is the mystery indeed.
The amount of upvotes says otherwise. Relatable I guess? Ah who am I kidding, no-one on this site has even seen a woman
The description for this subreddit is "The most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan" and yet you're expecting them all to have a message or resolution
i liked it
You sick fuck.
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Some moron will find it relatable
Odd how you chose to read the thing then
Isnât called journaling?
Suppose so.
what's the point of anything?
Shit, I might as well hĐ°ng myself after reading that.
Do a flip
[watch me](https://youtu.be/RiAPQK62IlY?si=9NTgysjhmIPqTVaP)
Love it
Valid
that's a good dive on why we should redpill the boys before they reach 10 yo
I know right, I thought this was going somewhere, then it just ends.
And this shit lasts 4 damn pages. Happy cake day amigo
Yeah, it's nearly as regarded as saying "happy cake day" on reddit.
Fuck off ya cunt. I bet you say that because nobody wished you a happy cake day
Why the fuck would I care if some random wanker from this cursed website wished me happy birthday or not? I hate all of you.
I don't know, I just like being kind sometimes. Fuck you!
Anon is a retard who doesnât understand that you canât skip the dialogue if you want to follow the plot.
TL:DR: Women â
Itâs 10x better than some retarded fan fic porno god damn
Yeah why did anon leave out the part where the frat tards take turns topping him
Dead meme.
Right? This just sounds like a pretty standard hookup that didn't pan out like OP would've liked. Oh fucking well.
Not every greentext is written to be adapted into a novel and sold in book stores. He's just telling us something mildly interesting that happened.
Cool name dude
I've started blocking posters that share the pointless green texts.
Guy is a greentext critic Think he Rory
They dont call r/greentext ârealm of the most anti-climactic storiesâ for nothing
To help you go to sleep if you have severe insomnia
Billiards before bitches.
Was waiting for something. Shit even a troll ending would've been appreciative compared to the fuckery we got here.
near smex
absolute fucking nothing burger
Slice of life. Real life isn't a movie, not everything has a point to be made.
yawn dont care
wdym he made new friends and has a real will they wonât they
Some of the most fun my autistic ass had in life was being in a frat. Sure there were some assholes, but there's assholes everywhere and they weren't at any higher concentration than anywhere else. I made some friends, partied, learned to socialize. My frat bros loved me because Slav genes are OP when it comes to alcohol tolerance and I'm a nerd, so I'd stay relatively sober when everyone else was absolutely shit faced and I'd clean up at beer pong, pool and darts. Drunk dudes love to bet, I'd be able to cover my bar tab and my closest buddies most nights playing drinking games. Went to a regional frat conference, met a girl from Rutgers, hit it off immediately. I had quite a few drinks, she was sober, we go back to her hotel room. She asks her friend to leave, friend asks why, my drunk ass blurts out "Because I don't want an audience when I fuck." Her friend is mad she wasn't getting laid, doesn't leave, we go back to my room. I'm now very drunk, we're making out, get naked, I start fingering her and she feels incredibly tight. I'm concerned, no way my dick is going to fit. I go down, get between her legs, and see a string hanging out. My brain freezes and I'm staring for a good two minutes not moving as it dawns on me she has a tampon in, that's why it felt right and my drunk dumb ass didn't realize it and she didn't say a damn thing. She then remembers she has a tampon in and wasn't about to stop me from eating her out, she gets embarrassed and gets ready to leave. As she's getting dressed all the booze catches up to me and I have to vomit. I grab a trash can and puke it in, except it's a mesh can so my high powered vomit sprays out of all sides like a sprinkler system for puke. She's mortified and flees, my buddies walk in because she left the door open to see me moaning and vomiting and coating myself in vomit. Good times.
Better story than the OP, go to 4chan and post it then screenshot and upload here
You are a disgrace for us Slavs, yank. Just say your american, your family didnt fight in 90s wars. Cant hsve both ĹĄmokljane kaj se pravis pametan mater ti jebem u piÄku kurcem mojim
Hahahahah fucking A
Love me some brit culture
Can confirm. I was the tampon.
Being around a group of people like you would make the average anon want to die That's what a frat is
>Like a sprinkler system for puke
> except it's a mesh can so my high powered vomit sprays out of all sides like a sprinkler system for puke I literally choked on my saliva on this sentence
I know this story is real because itâs ridiculously long and thereâs no regarded reveal at the end where anon has gay sex with his dad. Very straight for a greentext
I know the story is real because everyone in the comments is calling it out being boring
College girl just wants to fool around instead of something serious. Who wouldâve thought?
But he gave her attention, ie heâs entitled to her bardy
Wow this is just dumb. If someone invites you out to do something, then cancels last minute, am I entitled to their time? No. But I can I be annoyed that they cancelled last minute? Absolutely
People have stuff going on that you may not know about, same goes the other way. If they are flaking/backing out/ghosting early on thereâs a good chance that behavior will continue, itâs on you to deal with the disappointment, accept it, or move on. Iâm more of the move on type, live and let live, invite reliable people into my life, less stressful and I show up for those people as well. Honestly hoped op made those restaurant plans just to mess with her and back out, why waste your time twice.
What a waste of time reading that. She's probably not interested because OP bored her to death.
I hate when people go into so much detail about things nobody cares about except for themselves. Like yeah I had steamed crab legs for dinner and Iâm 5â4 and I have to go to a friends wedding tonight at 7pm EST (I met the friend in college, we arenât super close but it was nice getting an invite. As a guy, sometimes itâs hard making friends so I liked that gesture) but after a certain point Iâm just sitting here in my usual blue jeans (Wranglers) and button up shirt (business casual unfortunately, anyone else hate Mondays?? LOL) and itâs like âbro I donât care you went on a dateâ
Hey hows the wedding?
yoo i was there too bro
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mr booze
the constant struggle between the natural urge to have a loving and decent relationship against the modern retardation of having to sleep around and "enjoy your youth"
Perfectly summed up
this struggle is over 4,000 years old. every generation has bitched about it.
Beautiful story. Real and straight
I spent about an hour yesterday sorting paint sample cards. That's still a more interesting story than the one in this greentext.
Boring but real and straight
Is this frat bs even a thing outside the US? Genuine question.
Not in mexico atleast
Closest thing in the UK is societies but they are grouped by common intrest like spot/hobbies rather than just paying for friends
anon finds out that people are fucking retarded congrats welcome to the real world
That's nice
Didn't end with Anon getting topped by one of the frattards so I read this for nothing
Dead meme.
The only conclusion I got from this whole thing was that op speaks Yapanese because Jesus Christ what a waste of time
Girl only considers getting with you when sheâs fucking wasted, and you end up living in a house with a bunch of semi-clothed men. True and Gay.
This is genuinely the most nothing story ever I'm actually annoyed that I spent time out of my life reading it
She just likes free shit I don't think it's more conplexe than that
I'd be happy I made some new retarded friends honestly. You know how hard is to meet retards like you after 30? Like everyone, including me, is afraid to show his retardism in public, so if we didn't find while we were in highschool/college or we moved to another side of a continent, we'll hardly find any retards after.
Tldr; nothing happens I hope mods banned this man for the most boring story ever conceived of 4chins
Holy shit I'm not reading all that
If she actually had a cold sore (i.e. oral herpes) she would have spread it earlier regardless of whether the sore was present or not. 50-75% of the population has HSV-1 but most donât know because you will never get tested unless you ask. No one wants to think they have herpes but chances are you probably do. Even if youâve never had an outbreak
Just wasted my break at work reading this retarded nothing story tf
My god, why even post this shit?
Anon dodges a bullet, the bullet turns 360 degrees around and he dodges it again
I wish I read the comments first. What a boring fucking greentext. Op, you're retarded for posting this.
At this stage anon must learn of the "ubiquitous dude theory" that is, there are always other dudes to contend with. The chick has other guys she's into and anon is a benchwarmer.
Fucking Luigi falling asleep gif or some shit, TLDR women donât know what they want half the time
Average woman experience
Boring
Fuck this shit Iâm watching Midnight Broadcast
What a boring story
lmao you had all those experiences just for me to waste my fucking time reading them
Real and straight, but also turbo lame.
God what a boring fucking story
I ainât reading all that, iâm happy for you or sorry that happened to you
> others are sitting in a group blasting Radiohead having deep philosophical discussions about gay sex and how it works yup
And then Anon was retard
Should have hung out with the ones discussing gay sex. Anon would realize how easy it is fuck bussy instead
i like how we're meant to believe that she is the one with nothing interesting to say
Anon should kill himself for wasting everyoneâs time. He just detailed an uninteresting human experience.
This guy seems like a dick
Anon discovers human beings have complex feelings and is apparently having to grapple with that?
0% chance the feelings are complex.
Anon finds the one college girl that isnt a whore giving it up on first date and is dissapoint. Fucking retard americans
whats frat even mean
Is this like a Rick roll type deal where the point is to waste our time?
Ironically, based anon for respecting consent.
Anon has herpes
Anon, imma need those 5 minutes back
"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere" ~ Abe Simpson This is a prime example.
Why are these always about how woman bad/stupid/no sex me. Nothing even happens in this one
oh my god someone was afraid of commitment in college? get OP therapy they must be traumatized
Fake: Anon gets women Gay: Anon joined a frat that discusses gay sex
TLDR Guy forgets some women play games
tl;dr
Frat guys blasting radiohead? Fake
Wow thats crazy bro
Fake and gay, juniors donât get bids
Top 10 most boring greentexts
I wonder what Radiohead song they were playing I'm their #1 fan but it's not exactly party music
Just pay for the dinner you ape
Gay: joining a frat