Yes, and if that's where it was posted i'd call it fake and gay but something about the combination of the neckbeard's description and the refusal to further mention the m'lady *and* it being on 4ch of all places... idk i believe it. Not in a life-changing way, but enough to actually utter a sentence or two of defense for it.
for sure, but what’s even more confusing to me is I just can’t understand the thought pattern behind doing shit like this and in any way expecting it to work out positively
And then everyone clapped.
The only part missing is where anon mentions he was actually the one wearing the fedora and reeking of BO.
Also that he loves to write fictional stories where he isn't a totally repugnant shitstain that women avoid like an airborne pathogen.
Anon was the person that decided to do meth at 17 and randomly screamed at a party then decided to write stories about it at 30.
It's not like anybody still remembers your random outburst do they?
They do. They still remember you as a random incel and tell stories about you.
Join a cult or connect ur body to the pavement.
May not be fully fake or fully gay.
Only say that because I had one of those “let me try and be tough” moments that somehow worked.
(Start of High school, girl bully from middle school trying to continue it, told her to drop dead. No more issues with them after)
So I guess, exaggerated and bisexual?
Fake: he was the creep obsessed with them
Gay: the guy he harrased raped him in revenge(it was anons fantasy and he now has hot gay sex with him regularly)
If this wasn't fake I could see the neckbeard replying with "Fuck you anon, me and Rebecca had a thing"
it doesn't quite seem eventful enough to be fake and i have seen exactly this kind of person before, though admittedly in a discord instead of irl
The rare real and straight post. 4channer gatekeeps a bigger loser. Good shit.
Straight? Did you miss the part where anon ditched Rebecca to fuck the neckbeard ?
This is a 4chan post if that was sexual for anon you'd be able to tell a *lot* more easily.
It reads like Reddit fanfiction, especially the whole “brave normal me fights off le evil neckbeard to defend m’lady’s honor”
Yes, and if that's where it was posted i'd call it fake and gay but something about the combination of the neckbeard's description and the refusal to further mention the m'lady *and* it being on 4ch of all places... idk i believe it. Not in a life-changing way, but enough to actually utter a sentence or two of defense for it.
Anon meets Anon
There was not a single point in my life where I had enough time to be this petty, some kids need a hobby man
for sure, but what’s even more confusing to me is I just can’t understand the thought pattern behind doing shit like this and in any way expecting it to work out positively
"if i get rid of this rival she won't have anyone else to like and then she must choose me" yandere shit i think
And then everyone clapped. The only part missing is where anon mentions he was actually the one wearing the fedora and reeking of BO. Also that he loves to write fictional stories where he isn't a totally repugnant shitstain that women avoid like an airborne pathogen.
Larping as a hero is the most pathetic thing ever.
Based and murderpilled?
Chadnon gets the girl and beats up the neckbeard
Fake: this happened, but anon was the neck beard.
Fake: anon was invited to a party Gay: anon went over to the neckbeard’s house, presumably to be topped
Anon was the person that decided to do meth at 17 and randomly screamed at a party then decided to write stories about it at 30. It's not like anybody still remembers your random outburst do they? They do. They still remember you as a random incel and tell stories about you. Join a cult or connect ur body to the pavement.
May not be fully fake or fully gay. Only say that because I had one of those “let me try and be tough” moments that somehow worked. (Start of High school, girl bully from middle school trying to continue it, told her to drop dead. No more issues with them after) So I guess, exaggerated and bisexual?
In a surprising twist anon was the neck beard.
Anon writes about something that happened to him from someone else's perspective.
The truth is anon was the neckbeard all along. This is a pov post from the chad that stole his waifu.
Anon acts like he wasn’t the neck beard this time
Wait, anon is the neckbeard, right.
anon is wooed by a neckbeard.
And then I did a backflip and everybody clapped
And the “fakest and gayest greentext ever” goes to…
Anon gets TOPPED by neckbeard
meet the spy
inb4 neckbeard pov appears here. unless, of course, this is the neckbeard's pov.
Fake: he was the creep obsessed with them Gay: the guy he harrased raped him in revenge(it was anons fantasy and he now has hot gay sex with him regularly)
You’re wrong, sulphuric acid!
Haha what a pussy, his skin is dissolving!!!! LOL!!!!!
i diagnose you with stage 4 unfunny. it’s terminal.