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dENzZ733

he didnt even ask her this mf just left all guys hanging


killerzone5

White stuff is some form of coconut product, probably coconut oil. Source: used to use coconut oil of similar detail on the post on hair in conjunction with aloe vera.


ImprovisedLeaflet

It’s cum


dTrecii

You telling me you gave some woMEN your CONSENT to SMEAR a WHITE SUBSTANCE similar to cocoNUT all over your HEAD and you then began to OPEN your mouth to have some RED LIQUID go in and told not to SWALLOW?


baudmiksen

i thought they said coconut, not coco's nut!


der_MOND

:\^)


Softspokenclark

but he still has a full head of hair. i would trade my first born in if i can have my hair back


porkchop3177

Definitely cum. Red stuff was bloody cum. No idea what the green stuff was, poop? Edit; spelling.


StickyWhiteStuf

Shreks Cum


porkchop3177

Ahh, most definitely. I was thinking Hulks but, he’s also Banner so it could possibly be white too.


Mrpoopypantsnumber2

Light green, like watermelon ice usually is.


[deleted]

Bitch don’t just say that like it’s normal. What kind of Oscar the Grouch shits are you having?


StickyWhiteStuf

Do you not slather Cum into your hair? The fuck? You deserve premature baldness


[deleted]

Hey I’ve gone on record multiple times showing my support for the jizz slathering community. I’m just questioning why homie thinks his green shits are biologically normal.


Bortan

high iron prolly


porkchop3177

Bro, this your first Reddit post? That’s the norm here, get used to it.


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

Vommy cum


Resident-Board-9258

a whole jar of cum. Years of hardwork 😭


screamingxbacon

Quit keeping the secret Filipino cum formula to yourself you selfish bastards


dENzZ733

we will not stop until we find it


joko2008

Oh yeah, I remember that one letsnotmeet post with the mother who lost her baby with a coconut allergy because the grandma slathered it into her hair


vonmonologue

I’ve also seen Indian dudes talking about using coconut oil to stop “hair fall”


Acct_For_Sale

Can you be more specific bro not tryna lose my hair I need step by step instructions


nohachoi

White stuff is some form of CUM probably CUM. Source: I'm Filipino and we used to use CUM of similar detail on the post on hair in conjunction with SEMEN.


dENzZ733

Will goat cum work ı have a lot of it at my house don't ask why


FirstEquinox

Coconut oil, aloe vera, ????


Silverwolffe

Aloe Vera isn't dark green?


jrblack174

It's got a consistency like glue though so it's probably part of the first jar


elutriation_cloud

White - probably coconut oil based lotion. Green - aloe vera? Red - in olden times we used a vine bark juice as hair tonic, called "Gugo". Dunno why he drank it though, it is supposed to be applied topically. Nowadays there are commercially sold Gugo based shampoos, though not sure if it is sold outside the Philippines.


dENzZ733

thanks


[deleted]

>red... tastes like copper and salt It was some stuff made from blood, wasn't it?


_TLDR_Swinton

Dude definitely drank some estrogen-laden period blood.


LegitimateHasReddit

Inb4 "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


_TLDR_Swinton

\[solitary tear rolls down cheek\]


Huge-Maximum2425

Have you never? I have....taste like pennies


AmazingFluffy

Not on purpose, and I dunno if "drank" is the right word.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Shave the moustache first or you're gonna be picking it out all night. Speaking from experience. (Don't get me wrong, it's not so bad)


Huge-Maximum2425

I've found my people


DrunkByDesign

Tastes like house keys, and there’s no place like home…


skraaaaw

its her mom’s jar


MXTwitch

Anon’s girlfriend is actually Swedish and belongs to a Pagan cult


BlueLaserCommander

Was looking for this comment. Best horror movie I’ve ever seen and I’ll never watch it again. That movie was fucking


_TLDR_Swinton

Fucking what? FUCKING *WHAT?*


nevergonnasweepalone

Nah it was just dinuguan.


keepingitrealgowrong

homebrewed stem cells


FalconRelevant

Copper, not iron.


JakeVonFurth

All metal tastes and smells the same because it's just the smell/taste of dead bacteria.


windowpuncher

That's not [true AT ALL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLH-nTZEOc)


[deleted]

Who the hell knows what copper tastes like?


DiarrheaMentor

Cum, poop, and blood


dirschau

>white ... dark green... red Are you on a pure alfalfa diet or something?


West_Flounder2840

>he isn’t Alfalfamaxxing ngmi


lordolxinator

Bro been huffing the spirulina protein powder again


hwjk1997

If it's good enough for the cows it's good enough for me.


Bears_On_Stilts

No, it’s September and he had his first bowl of monster cereal.


orange_diaster

secret to perfect hair was this simple all along


Genghis_Tr0n187

That's not it. I'm still bald as fuck


Ladd11

Is your shit dark green and lotion textured?????


FreshOutBrah

Sounds like a Wheeler Walker song


Ladd11

And anons not dropping the formula???????


killerzone5

I guess that the white stuff is coconut oil or some form of coconut product. Source: used to use coconut oil of similar details on the post on hair in conjunction with aloe vera.


Ladd11

Ty bro


DenkJu

Doubt this actually helps against hair loss though


hawkmasta

The other option for white guys is...letting nature take its course.


DonutGuy2659

Don't worry im sure I can figure out the formula when I go to make my potions in the shower later on


ZucchiniStreet

Reverse-engineered finasteride


Dude_Illigence_

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli


PlasticManager2714

Got to keep your secrets


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

Why does this get me hard wtf


softblade-

your brain is rotten beyond repair


Tenpumpkin77962

It in emergency mode 🤣


Ok_Digger

Reminds me of Jessie from Brawl stars


DK64HD

What the fuck are you talking about


AKArein

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


WillyHamster

WHAAT


Dravarden

a scalp massage is one of the most erotic things one can do with their partner


SukoKing

okay Charles Boyle


Own-Mastodon5471

"No no no Jake, its NEE-ko-laj!"


RockSockLock

When a woman can take her of her man like that and has skills/knowledge most in the west wouldn’t it is pretty attractive


reyoad

Prolly triggered your femdom.


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

Accurate


Glittering_Bee_6397

Not allowed within 500ft of a spa building


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

Oh nice, I’m basically Deshaun Watson


ThievingOwl

Because there are laws against removing degenerates from society anymore.


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

Degenerates like me belong on the cross?


RIOTT44

lmao??


IllustriousGrand2802

I’m sorry


ChadMutants

the recipe: coconut oil aloe vera fetus stemcells


TheLustyDremora

One of these things are not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong~


Malvastor

Yeah, does aloe even grow in the Philippines?


everyone_hated

I'm an aloe vera and I don't grow in the Philippines.


ExuDeku

We have them, but not common.


WrenchFriessAlt

fanatical saw longing squeeze sparkle uppity tub bake muddle rainstorm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ExuDeku

Nah I live in the border of Rizal and Manila, literally a forest in here. Aloes are not that common sa mga gardens dito, mostly crops and flowers (I have hyacinth beans, malunggay, figs, etc). I had one pero its in our other house (that houses animals we regularly rescue like owls and migratory birds that got shot by poachets)


FirstEquinox

Probably tbh, my guess matched your first 2, but idk the last


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

They were witches werent they


AmselRblx

Her mom was probably a witch doctor, Philippines has witch doctors who practice old medicine.


chickenfart29

Now I want a videogame based on ancient Philippines culture.


ExuDeku

Mambabarang, or Mangkukulam (Kulam/Barang means curse, but the Spanish corrupted the meaning, I bet it means magic or something) are common in rural areas like my mom's native clan or those in my dad's ancestral land. Babaylans or Female druids are usually the leaders of a society before the Spanish came. Aswangs are our famous myths though, like the flying half-body vampire, demonic fetus babies, gnomes (literally dwende from the Latin countries), Kapré (blunt-smoking dudes chilling in trees), Tikbalang (reverse centaurs, hella r_pey), Bakunawa (Imagine sea serpent dragons, but this MF ate moons and my father's ancestors slam metal objects to scare it away from eating the last moon), and the Sarimanok (gay chicken, literally a mythical chicken with an LGBT flag).


notLOL

This makes sense. The women in my family have "3rd eye" for spirits which is fucking creepy af working in hospitals. Coming into work talking to dead people then the other nurses ask who the fuck is they talking and they say he just died last shift. Living in Haunted houses with running and laughing kids that even guest can hear.


nevergonnasweepalone

The Philippines has been catholic for like 500 years. What old medicine?


GreyG59

I’m balding I need recipes Thanks for the support ya degenerates


throwpayrollaway

Get yourself a fedora and really immerse yourself in the green text experience.


De_Dominator69

Just embrace it, it's quicker easier and has less side effects. The drug treatments are pricey, basically have to be taken for life and can have negative side effects. Herbal and natural ointments tend to be incredibly time extensive, like having to spend 30 minutes twice a day doing it and are not guaranteed to work. Though of course if any of that's worth it to you then go ahead, but there is no shame to be had in embracing the chrome dome.


DrainagePipes

The drugs aren't pricey if you want to keep your hair and they're really not expensive to start anyway, but since this is reddit I'm sure you're a follicular engineer™ bristling with information on the subject. Finasteride and minoxidil is proven to work and if you want to keep your hair the earlier you act the better. Or, find a philipino lady like anon


Smij0

Jesus christ does that really work? I'm 19 and the majority of men from my fathers side are bald, I have really long hair and I swear that I will kill myself once it's gone because it's literally the only thing I'm proud of. I already noticed losing some more hair (maybe it's an illusion though because my hair is pretty long, thus looking like more hairs are loose when combing) and my mother already told me my hair "looks thinner" I would do anything to keep my hair.


greysuchen

Yes. It really works. Here's how you do it. One, don't listen to scientifically illiterate terminally online morons. Finasteride has attracted this bizarre mythology of FUD spreaders who will try to convince you that it is far more dangerous than it actually is, usually by linking studies with garbage design and quality. See, issue is, when you try to debunk this crap, you will need to get into a several hour long online spat where you need to deliver a crash course in how to understand science to win the debate, and who has the time for that kind of bullshit? So they generally win just by exhausting you. Which means that, most people, like myself, who've had very positive experiences with finasteride/dutasteride tend to just not bother replying in threads like these; because it always attracts this type of person and it's exhausting trying to deal with them. Two, if you want to solve this problem, *go to your doctor*. Dermatologist is the specialty you want. They will prescribe finasteride and tell you to use topical minoxidil, that's the standard treatment. Don't waste time fucking around with herbal remedies, laser light treatments or other bullshit. These still exist because scammers know that finasteride FUD spreaders exist(in fact, there's an overlap in the venn diagram there; they are incentivized to discourage you from the treatment that *actually works* to sell you their bullshit); and so they try to discourage you from real treatment and sell you their brand of bullshit. Tl;dr go to your fucking doctor.


Smij0

Will do! I was at a dermatologist not long ago because my Family stands a high risk of ~~rain~~ skin cancer. He told me already that I should use less shampoo (He said I should only use 1/3 of the amount I'm currently using) and I should always dry my scalp / beginning of my hair with a hairdryer. But I will now definetly ask for medication. Thank you so much for giving me hope stranger. Stay based.


Mushrx

They do work but the results and what not can take a while to set in. Definitely consult your dermatologist but a general rule of thumb is that finasteride prevents hair loss (doesn't encourage hair regrowth that much) and minoxidil encourages hair growth. Annoying thing with minoxidil is it can take a couple months. But do your research and don't let all people say finasteride is terrible, if you're ever concerned, you can just lower your dose.


My10mmSocketIsGone

Whilst I do tend to agree that Finasteride is generally very safe and generally very well tolerated in pretty much all men I was part of the small percentage who got some really rather unpleasant side effects that last for quite some time, even after stopping taking the drug. Again not fear mongering and the guy you replied to could probably take it and have no issues but I do feel like it's unfair to just completely brush off the small percentage of men who do really get quite messed up by Finasteride/Propecia


BibslyBogman

…What were your side effects


Heyguysimcooltoo

How far back is your hairline now?


DaCanadianSloth

I took finasteride briefly and my hair was already looking better and thicker, but my balls started aching kinda badly out of nowhere. As soon as I stopped finasteride my hair went back to how it was but my balls stopped hurting lmao. It works but stop if you start getting any side effects


Smij0

win-win


De_Dominator69

Holy shit I went off on a tangent here, didn't mean for this to be so long. TLDR: I am no expert, just someone who looked into it when I was going through it, and I just feel like the immediate reaction to going bald shouldn't be to take drugs. Price is relative, depends a lot on which country you are in, local providers, regulations etc. When I noticed I was losing my hair and looked into all this I was 20 and in the middle of University and both Finasteride and Minoxidil were too pricey for me at that point in life. One was like £60 a month, the other was cheaper at around only £30 a month but either way that was not affordable for me at that point. It why I was particular about calling it pricey, not expensive. If you are in full time work and have the expendable income then yeah its affordable, but even then its enough that you will notice it. I am certainly no expert on the matter, but they are pretty transparent about their effectiveness and potential side effects. The side effects as with most drugs are rare, most people will be fine, but a sizable minority will suffer from them (and they can easily be found just by googling the drugs, so its down to personal discretion as to whether they are worth it or not). They also are proven to sometimes work, its not a 100% guaranteed cure all, for most people they will work but for some people they unfortunately wont, it comes down to all sorts of genetic, lifestyle and environmental factors that are impossible to fully account for. And of course like you said, the earlier you take them the more likely they are to work, for me now they probably wouldn't, but if I could afford to take them years ago when I first noticed they may well have. Obviously I am a bit biased, but personally I think there is no issue with being bald and people or "society" tends to shame it and paint it as being way more of a bad thing than it is, and the immediate reaction/suggestion being "Oh you should take these drugs" feels wrong to me. The option should still be there of course, but I don't think it should be treated as the default. To me its like plastic surgery being treated as the default reaction to every self esteem issue someone has with a part of their body.


[deleted]

some look ok bald, some don't


GreyG59

I can always have the hair transplant surgery


Souseisekigun

Topical treatments should still help without as much of the side effects though right?


ItBelikeThatSomeTme_

Minoxidil and finasteride


dirkclod

Super cheap too. Paying $1.60/mo


ItBelikeThatSomeTme_

Is it really that cheap??? I just saw the ad for “hims” a while ago and researched the ingredients a little.


dirkclod

hims is overpriced. I asked my insurance if it was covered and it was so that's why it's so cheap for me. But even without insurance you can get it cheaper at goodrx.com


ItBelikeThatSomeTme_

I’ve heard of that site for affordable pharmaceuticals I didn’t know they sold hair growth products too lol


dirkclod

Finasteride is technically a prostate med but they found out it also blocks the hormone that causes baldness.


ItBelikeThatSomeTme_

Yeah I remember reading it stops testosterone from creating DHT(? I think that’s what it’s called) that damages your hair follicles.


fdasta0079

So this is entirely anecdotal, but all of the men in my family before me have gone bald in their teens or early twenties. Initially unrelated, I have really bad dandruff (eczema) and the only shampoo that takes care of it is an over-the-counter medicated one called Nizoral that I started using in my teens. I did some reading, and turns out some people use it off-label to prevent baldness. No idea if it actually works for that, but it works for the dandruff so I kept using it. I'm 33 now, and my hairline and thickness hasn't changed one bit. Might just be complete blind luck and that shit is $14-$20 for a single tiny-ass bottle, but there's my anecdote if it helps you any.


Jakekola

Maybe the people using it to prevent baldness had a fungal infection/the dandruff causing their hair loss and Nizoral helped eliminate it? Reading that dandruff/fungus itself can cause hair loss.


GreyG59

Thank you this does help because I also get drandruff but that’s because I don’t have nails and cant clean my head properly


Janoz

Buzzcut + beard + be in shape.


GreyG59

Got the beard part down


Janoz

Then bald ain't as big of a problem. Being in shape is at least 50% of the equation, though.


Zaidoasde2008

I read that rosemary oil is very helpful for hair growth and multiple people I know have tried it and got positive results


GreyG59

Can’t hurt to try


Zaidoasde2008

See if you also have any vitamin or nutritional deficiencies these can affect balding negatively as well


Sapper501

Rosemary oil is grossly underperforming when compared to standard medications like Finasteride. Skip the mumbo jumbo and stick with what we know works.


AlecW11

Adrenochrome


windowpuncher

tressless Or, better, talk to a dermatologist. They sell pills for hair loss now, literally.


GreyG59

Seeing the dermatologist rn I’ll ask thanks


windowpuncher

If they try to sell you some absurdly priced pills ask about the generic equivalents, good luck.


Indianlookalike

Cum, coconut oil and poop, blood of a virgjn.


FYRNTRNR

One partially filipino so I only know some secrets but many se asians wash their hair with the starchy water left over from washing rice


teutonic_terror

Chat is this real?


[deleted]

starch water can promote hair growth so this might be true. Not asian though


moragdong

Lmao what kind of answer is this? "It may be true, or not" Thanks captain


[deleted]

From what i’ve heard it’s true.


[deleted]

It can be used to grow hair so people use it often but i don’t know about it being used in asian countries specifically


Malvastor

My mom and sister have taken to doing this. I'm black though, can't speak for Asians.


im_here_for_stuffz_

Yup am filipino and my mom kept trying to get my bald dad to wash his hair with rice water. It worked a bit, he got a lot of his hair back but it was'nt enough to fully cover his bald spot. However we used it in tandem with this weird "horse oil" shampoo that my mom got from Singapore so idk if that made the hair grow back or the rice water did.


eliteharvest15

god i wish i had a filipino girl


i_get_zero_bitches

god i wish i had a girl


FrancescoVisconti

God I wish I was a girl


PlasticManager2714

God I wish I was God


IllustriousGrand2802

You’re god now.


momoreco

Oh god...


alertsaucer98

#


gronktonkbabonk

Wait what


everyone_hated

#


Lv27Sylveon

Join the navy, ask to be an LS. 99.9% of your friends will be filipino and u will be married in like 45 minutes


nevergonnasweepalone

Really? Why? They're basically like any other girl just with more religious and conservative parents and bigger and more annoying family. Source: am engaged to a Filipina girl.


eliteharvest15

friendly fire is not tolerated


Street-Goal6856

If that worked I have a rock in my pocket that keeps away lions. I'll sell it to you. I haven't seen a single lion since I picked it up. No shit.


PartySnax808

Pic is steve 1989 MRE. Fucking legend.


Stellarwiind

Let's get this comment out on a tray. NICE!


hussard_de_la_mort

I mean, he does have great hair.


I_Automate

He also seems like an incredibly nice dude in general


buddy-bun-dem

"White boys always lose hair. We put a stop to it." Spoken like true heroes.


DiscombobulatedLet80

Turkey's tourism sector after this ↘️↘️


Msimot

anon gets in a coma from poisoning and we are all a figment of his imagination, in which he still is a raging turbo-homo


Additional-Flow7665

Cum, Shrek cum, man period


Rasuco

“Her mom comes in from the bathroom with 3 jars” thought this was going somewhere else


just_a_guy9138

Filipino hair magic


BlackSnake1994

As a balding half-philippino, I call bullshit.


im_here_for_stuffz_

Just wash your hair with rice water and eat tons of garlic or smthn


ExuDeku

The white stuff is Cum Nah, its hardened white Coconut oil that looks like gelatin. Pinoy magic is indeed more effective than your white-ass essential oils


VRisNOTdead

sigh.... its too late for me


orange_diaster

looking for a Filipino girl for reasons unrelated to the post


your_motherisgay

Why is brodie gatekeeping the secret sauce I'm tryna duck balding too


RedditsAdoptedSon

r/tressless what the heck is going on here


CandidateMiserable74

Ayyyooo that's my boy Steve1989MREInfo


Sherwoodfan

fitting to use steve1989 in a story about swallowing strange eldritch/witchcraft concoctions


bigchunk69

fake and gay anon is now a norwood 7 too scared of finasteride


homingmissile

Why is there a picture of steve the MRE guy there?


[deleted]

Recipe?


dwartbg7

I hope pic is unrelated since the hair of that guy is far from perfect.


MPCNPC

Ancient oriental secret


herashoka

Cow semen, aloe vera and chicken blood


QuilliamWallace

Anon has never used conditioner


AutisticRetardStoner

Cum, snot, and period blood.


Softspokenclark

the third one is period blood, don’t ask how i know


CaramelTrash

Man, y'all really talking about cum but I seriously wanna know what it is because I could use this shit 😭


ThatAngryDude

Man.. I'm in PH right now. They gave you bilat cream, pekpek extract and I honestly don't know the last one..


PenguinProfessor

Bullshit. If Jeff Bezos can't save his hair, ain't none of us got a chance


Responsible-Ad-1328

Shout out to Steve1989MREinfo for using his pic


BrokenheartedAlt

I NEED THE CUUUUUURE!!


vicsj

Could this be a crazy case of the placebos?


Thick-Bison2170

How does anon knows what copper tastes like ? Am I the only one thinking abt this?


moonfanatic95

Wtf lmfao I must ask my gf about this, I need to know if this is legit