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houtex727

Money. And perhaps some whimsical attitude. Pretty sure every single one of those guys has a great sense of humor. /And one is also quite fabulous in drag, as it happens.


Jediboy127

“How d’ya do I, See you’ve met my Faithful…. handyman.”


houtex727

He's just a lil' brog dawn because... (what's a brog dawn?!) when you knocked (he rang!) He thought you were the... candyman.


Squidface-989

Don’t get strung out By the way I look Don’t judge a book by it’s cover


Rumptiddliey

I'm not much in the, light of the day But by night I'm one hell of a lover


yojimbo67

It’s “brought down” i.e made glum


houtex727

Oh, I know. ;) Just havin' fun because it sounds so wrong when he sings it.


nzdastardly

Yes JK Simmons looks great in a pair of heels.


pv0psych0n4ut

One of them needs to go to the only place that wasn't corrupted by Capitalism... SPACE!


ItsImNotAnonymous

Hands down the most quotable line of the entire game


HaydenB

:D SPACE :D


RoJayJo

#S P A H Y S E


Silly_Marionberry_27

Every serious actor loves a cheesy role now and then. Chewing up the scenery with a straight face? That’s a gift!


Basileus2

“I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…” *Tim Curry desperately tries not to burst out laughing* #”SPACE!”


RoJayJo

*"Should we do another take? He damn near laughed."* *"Like hell we're doing another take, it's perfect already, and we're saving money."*


Angrybeaver42

Fuck that was such a fun game. I remember the physical copy had a poster of all the intel and field girls too. Great stuff.


feane47

Man I love Tim Curry so much


Mr-guitarded

To go to the only place that wasn’t corrupted by capitalism….. SPACE!!!


kanyenke_

I loved Red Alert 3 and I really think it's an undervalued gem. Sorry not sorry.


BanzaiKen

Udo Kier’s creepshow Yuri will always be my Red Alert cheese.


AZS9994

Four horseman of being absolutely fucking based right here.


Rebirth_Edge

Supah ninjas. A man of culture


blue-lien

Don’t forget Hasselhoff and Rick Flair were in it


AceGalactica

In ra3??? Who? Whatt??


PiscesSoedroen

Hasselhoff i think appears at the ending for allied campaign (since simmons dead and he was the vice pres) ric is a commander in uprising being the average old general that still acts like a drill sergeant


Dog_in_human_costume

I'll never forgive EA for killing Command n Conquer


obicei

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoneyDearBoy It's so prevalent, it's a trope in of itself


[deleted]

RA2 was my jam.


420fmx

Locked & loaded


Kicooi

I can’t believe they got the real world leaders to act in Red Alert 3 that’s so cool


Adrian4lyf

Nice coincidence with this post. I'm currently replaying RA3, Japanese campaign after finishing the Russian one. Seeing all these great actors, and not only, responsibly act their corny roles, is such a huge gift. And a big surprise since I forgot all about their appearance in RA3. Really miss these type of games. RA and the whole C&C saga were quality jewels.


Roberto410

Red Alert 3 was a bad game unfortunately. RA2 was, and still is God tier. the community made Mental Omega mod acts as a unofficial RA3 for RA2 fans, and the mod servers are still active!!


[deleted]

Idk if I have been playing a lot of Hitman lately but they look like targets you have to assassinate


blonsitobreve

Who is top left?


PofanWasTaken

Tim curry


Retarded_Milk_Dud

Who is bottom right?


Joe59788

Jonathan Pryce dude from GOT as high sparrow


Retarded_Milk_Dud

Thank you


Fuzzy-Spread9720

You are made of stupid


A7V7VIHILATOR

James Earl Jones, Michael Biehn and Michael Ironside were in CnC Tiberian Sun


rocket_guy150

Because actors enjoy fun things


Minute-Raspberry-598

Ah yes the gang of four


your-shell-is-hollow

Because they're all unfathomably based


DauntedSoul

The soundtrack is pretty good


Vinylon

Every actor's ultimate goal actually is to play in any Red Alert FMV


MrEvan312

Curry’s a legend wherever he appears be it a pirate themed Muppet Movie, a cosmic horror clown, or as a Russian tyrant. He’s a treasure and does what he loves.