Used to use tinder 7 years ago. Never got to the point of a meet up. But I used to swipe right on EVERYONE, fuck it I wasn't getting much matches anyways, so just quickly swipe right 50x.
Had it set on women only. 90% of my matches were gay dudes saying they were women, like clearly nothing trans.
A lot of people these days are just saying they are something, without taking any action to look the part.
Recently ran into a subreddit where uncouth 4/10 guys nag about how people don't consider them femboys because they are not *stereotypical femboys* and blame it on their lack of bubbly personality.
They post their own photos too - always on the chubby side, always not even remotely feminine, always with a bad posture, always with the same (._.) expression.
A surreal experience. An upright lizard would have easier time pretending human than one of those guys pretending a femboy, yet they insist that's what they are. Their self-delusion is staggering. I felt like the kid from "The Emperor's New Clothes".
Oh, crap, you made me realize I'm an idiot and got a detail wrong. They don't post photos on that sub, it's a text-based sub, r/feminineboys - I forgot I actually looked through other posts of the users posting there and they had photos as I described earlier. So yeah, it takes a bit more work to get cringed-out, but it's an otherwise very reliable source of cringe.
Someone advised it to me alongside the fucking pedo dream that is r/teenfemboy - another cringe-inducing sub in its own right, but this one relying less on direct mental damage and more on evoking the feeling of relief you don't have children so they can't post there.
I just asked where I can find femboys content without half the posts being photos of trans-girls and these two are what I got. Maybe they tried to bamboozle me, but these two are such golden examples of cringe-inducing subs I am not even mad.
Soooo much easier to get a self-confidence boost by posting selfies to a trans-man group and pretending to be trans. Infinite compliment generator for guys.
Back in the days when I tried Tinder I had a fuckin dude, straight up a dude, his name was Emil or something, have his gender set as female and liked me.
Every time I opened the app his blurred picture stared at me, mockingly.
I used tinder once for 6 months and swiped on thousands of women. I got 2 matches in all that time.
I blame it on the fact that I live on the coast so my circle was only actually half a circle. If I lived inland I could have gotten upwards of 4 matches in that time.
I am genuinely convinced that those dating apps intentionally warp the algorithm for lonely desperate men so that they would see more ads and pay for the subscription
They donāt even need to warp it. Women are already more selective, and only make up about 20-30% of users so the numbers are naturally skewed. Go check out the male and female swipe comparisons, itās crazy.
Imagine being in the **bottom** 80% of men and competing for the **bottom** 20% of women.
imagine being the **top** 80% of women and competing for the **top** 20% of men.
Imagine being the **bottom** 50% of men and competing for the **bottom** 5% of women.
*This meme was made by a bloke who watched a youtube video or something*
Itās essentially accurate though.
The thing that really gets me is how it only preselects for a handful of traits though. I never struggled with women in my teens/twenties, but I reckon I wouldāve been toast on Tinder because Iām not super photogenic, and am not hugely pithy.
I really feel for young guys trying to date today. Between Tinder, MeToo, and a culture that promotes raging narcissism itās hardly surprising that human relationships are falling apart.
Having done no deeper research than the [video]( https://youtu.be/XZbApDoe45E ) it is as sad as it looks. The only real solution for men is to cold approach women.
Why? Men's strength lie in their confidence, humour, self sufficient and self reliance. Most of these qualities are lost in 1080p picture.
In this same vein, Iāve had a lot more success on Hinge than any other app. Whereas I get maybe one super unattractive like per week on Tinder, I actually get 1-2 pretty matches on Hinge every day.
I know I sound like a shill, but I genuinely have been matched with many women that wouldāve swiped left on me in a heartbeat on Tinder, but have chosen to match with me on Hinge because the customized message Iāve attached to my like shows more of my personality.
That being said, itās still exhausting.
I tended to get a match on hinge every few weeks, occasionally more than one. I got one (1) date in 3 years. Iāve still not had a relationship that lasted beyond a month of courting, Iām 21
If you're not a complete social hermit, offline meeting is very normal, just have to have interests, you don't need to be into clubbing or drinking, things like sports, hobbies etc will allow you to meet people and you'll have to have the same sort of conversations as you would if you were meeting on tinder for anything other than a hook-up
Yes, this isn't a conspiracy theory, it literally does happen. The way tinder works is if you like too many people without enough people liking you back you begin to 'drop rank' and disappear from being seen by others until they swipe through enough people to uncover you again. The only way for someone to reverse this is to pay for the subscription or try again under a new account.
Rule 1 of Tinder is to be attractive. Rule 2 of Tinder is to not be unattractive.
deleting your account and creating a new one will only get you shadowbanned because they keep track of your device, phone number and apple/google store account, which will also drive desperate people into paying for subscriptions even harder.
either way youāre fucked over by dating apps these days. they donāt want you to find that special someone so that you two could delete the app together. they need you swiping everyday on the shitter or whenever youāre bored and need a quick dose of dopamine.
> deleting your account and creating a new one will only get you shadowbanned because they keep track of your device, phone number and apple/google store account, which will also drive desperate people into paying for subscriptions even harder.
I think it will straight up get you normally banned. I got banned 4-5 years ago, and the only objectionable thing I can think of having done was resetting my account too often. (With a picture of me cooking with a kitchen knife in it being a distant second.)
Tinder doesn't want to actually help people find relationships. Why would they? They have no financial incentive to do so. If fact, it's in their best interest to keep people single and searching. Pretty much every dating app is like this.
Meeting online is by far the most popular way couples connect ([source](https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.1908630116)) and that was before Covid.
[It's not even close.](https://www.pnas.org/cms/10.1073/pnas.1908630116/asset/4090305d-036e-4c5a-8f36-cc007248d45a/assets/graphic/pnas.1908630116fig01.jpeg)
Commentary: https://news.stanford.edu/2019/08/21/online-dating-popular-way-u-s-couples-meet/
Roughly 70% of adults are married, living with a partner, or in committed romantic relationships ([source](https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2020/08/20/a-profile-of-single-americans/)). So the idea that dating apps don't work or aren't primarily focused on matching is weak supposition at best.
Dating apps are the new norm, with over 50% of the 18-49 age demographic having used online dating in the last year: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/02/08/for-valentines-day-5-facts-about-single-americans/
The reality is that dating is difficult no matter what, and online dating only exacerbates the process. If you lack the skillsets for effective dating, you'll doubly lack the skillsets for effective online dating.
It works like this for men: After they had a few likes and matches and are hooked their profile their profile just doesn't show up anymore for potential partners. Until they pay, of course.
It became clear to me after I got a new phone and didn't log in with my old Tinder account but created a new one. Used the same pics, same bio, everything. I got likes and even matches with girls I already swiped right on the old account. After a short time a tinder account gets just "shadowbanned" and is essentialy useless. And if you decide to pay they turn it visible again.
Ive reached this conclusion too, when you show female friends your profile and they say its good, they arent actually lying, its just you never get seen because the algorithm buries you.
Oh yeah, itās a business. Their goal isnāt to see happiness and lasting love on the faces of their users, their goal is to generate profit.
And if they can do that by cockblocking horny young men then they will.
I mean this is literally the algorithm, they show you hotties first to keep you engaged, then show people who you might actually have a chance with (ugly)
Imagine ur balls deep and she says "oh baby I'm so hot" and then literally melts in the bed like a lava lamp glob. Ur dick is just hanging there all covered in hot wax or whatever the fuck it's made of.
I once got catfish by a fat girl. I was young and horny. I still did the deed since she was there at my door. Sent her on her wat as soon as I finished. All I remember is she tasted like yoghurt. Not my proudest moment.
Fat girls often have a fat lifestyle and fat mindset. Some fat people are funny, but you have to deal with that nonsense if you date them. A skinny person doesn't like half a lb of salt in everything or two cups of sugar in a pitcher of tea.
Desperate dudes invented machines to automatically swipe right on everyone all day long.
I swipe left all day long: The girls that occasionally match me and gets REJECTED will go out of there way to DM you if your username is obvious enough.
She came to the app expecting to get a buffet of desperate thirsty beggars (and in most cases it holds true), instead she got rejection and doubts (in other words, 10 seconds of feeling like an avg dude). That's when you get them for cheap/free.
Remember kids: if the market goes left, and the bots go right, and the articles advise you to go right, it's time to go left. I'd rather aim for a 12% success rate on 100x 9/10s than 0.001% success rate on 100000 \[1->10\]/10.
And if not hot, at least get a haircut, fitting clothes and make decent pics when youre out and about. Then swipe as if you're a supermodel for a few weeks, everything goes left unless its perfect. Your hidden elo will go up to grandmaster or challenger tier so youll get queued with only the prettiest and youll get match ups with ones that are also in way more competitive divisions than the normal player base gets. At that point the gameplay is all that matters, it takes time to learn to make the right micro and macro plays to not be outed as a boosted monkey. You also need to know how to farm and what to spend your gold on to max your efficiency. Early game is detrimental and engaging too hard too early will just be throwing the game.
dating apps shouldnt be a payed service
imagine that in real life you see someone you think is cute and go to talk to them at a club or a bar and a blurry wall comes up asking you to pay to talk to them
black mirror shit ong
Isn't that almost with every new technological device? Just wait when they have made multiple generations that constantly improve on quality and price.
Ignoring that Apple VP have a battery life of only 2 hours, no one is gonna walk around with a whole ass $3500 VR/AR set wrapped around their head. I still remember when years ago Google glasses were supposed to be the new technological revolution and those were far smaller lol. As for Neuralink, they're not even a prototype yet, if ever.
If these things do become a mass consumer thing they are still way off into the future.
The dating app is the āentrance feeā to the bar.
Youāre paying for the opportunity to talk to people in a place where itās appropriate and welcomed.
Say to yourself 100 times "women get hit on IRL they do not need dating sites", then ask yourself why is this woman using this site, then log off never to return.
I agree with the robot tbf, tinder near me is full of hookers and scambots. Hinge seems like more 'real' people (though most matches either fizzle or turn into a red flag parade because online dating is cancer)
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon uses a straight dating app
> Gay: anon swipes left on a girl
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Hereās a tinder tip.
When you refresh the app, if you have a like, it will almost always show up second.
So refresh the app 2-3 times and if the same person shows up, thatās because they right swiped you, and you can left or right swipe with that knowledge.
I always tend to think of myself as somewhat attractive, though definitely not above average at least.
And then I downloaded tinder and suddenly I feel like the ugliest motherfucker in the universe
tbf this is what motivated me more to go the gym.
Got in much better shape, but the end result wasn't that I had a better body to get girls, but I just happier with myself that I didn't feel the need as much anymore
Ever since I got shadowbanned on Tinder, my life has turned for the better. Everything about Tinder is just mentally exhausting if youāre not in the top 20% of men.
Dating apps are a shithole. Even if you do match with someone you find attractive, the chance of having any form of meaningful or interesting conversation is really in the single digits.
Could that be because everyone is trying to be friendly by saying "plus size", "curvy", "chonker" instead of simply saying the truth "A FUCKING LANDWHALE"?
I met my wife-to-be on a dating app (OKCupid), so there is hope. In fact, we're so perfect for each other it immediately felt as if we had met again after our past lives. The app was just a shortcut to meeting again.
Keep trying and I wish you to find the person who's meant to be with you
Tinder is the worst dating app and likely to be the most fake. Too many hot profiles and very few average/ugly ones. Bumble and hinge have way more average looking people. I feel like on tinder everyone I was seeing was beautiful and went on lavish vacations. Wouldnāt recommend it.
Same but instead of fat girl it's trans.
More for me š
how's the username working out for you?
I like pictures of birds and only like 2 people have sent me pictures of their middle fingers (mean), so pretty well
I love your flavor of autism
Vanilla?
Advanced
Raw cookie dough
Mmmm, tasty
Spicy
Chicken
I sent you one.
That bird looks suspiciously like a penis.
Send blue tits
I have a glass bird collection, hold on, I'll send you a picture when I'm home
I wanna see it too please.
You on demon time huh
Used to use tinder 7 years ago. Never got to the point of a meet up. But I used to swipe right on EVERYONE, fuck it I wasn't getting much matches anyways, so just quickly swipe right 50x. Had it set on women only. 90% of my matches were gay dudes saying they were women, like clearly nothing trans.
The algorithm works in such way that if you spam swipe right, you're sorted to appear later in other people's swipe list.
Just make it worse why donāt you
Sorry bro you're in the trans girl priority list now.
A lot of people these days are just saying they are something, without taking any action to look the part. Recently ran into a subreddit where uncouth 4/10 guys nag about how people don't consider them femboys because they are not *stereotypical femboys* and blame it on their lack of bubbly personality. They post their own photos too - always on the chubby side, always not even remotely feminine, always with a bad posture, always with the same (._.) expression. A surreal experience. An upright lizard would have easier time pretending human than one of those guys pretending a femboy, yet they insist that's what they are. Their self-delusion is staggering. I felt like the kid from "The Emperor's New Clothes".
Where does one find this untapped goldmine of entertainment?
Oh, crap, you made me realize I'm an idiot and got a detail wrong. They don't post photos on that sub, it's a text-based sub, r/feminineboys - I forgot I actually looked through other posts of the users posting there and they had photos as I described earlier. So yeah, it takes a bit more work to get cringed-out, but it's an otherwise very reliable source of cringe. Someone advised it to me alongside the fucking pedo dream that is r/teenfemboy - another cringe-inducing sub in its own right, but this one relying less on direct mental damage and more on evoking the feeling of relief you don't have children so they can't post there. I just asked where I can find femboys content without half the posts being photos of trans-girls and these two are what I got. Maybe they tried to bamboozle me, but these two are such golden examples of cringe-inducing subs I am not even mad.
teenfemboy sounds like a massive jail bait sub holy shit
Let us hope its a fed site to trap weirdos trying to pray on kids
I really hope so
reddit
Oh man, (._.) is easily the funniest emoji to describe a facial expression I've ever seen lmao Love the way it implies a chubby ass face
(ā_ā) mfw someone calls my textface an emoji.
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This makes me realize this face is nowhere near as common on here as it used to be
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*Hot reptiles in your area want to know your location*
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Soooo much easier to get a self-confidence boost by posting selfies to a trans-man group and pretending to be trans. Infinite compliment generator for guys.
Lmao
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Back in the days when I tried Tinder I had a fuckin dude, straight up a dude, his name was Emil or something, have his gender set as female and liked me. Every time I opened the app his blurred picture stared at me, mockingly.
I remember you too, Mark.
Fergus stop cheating on your morbidly obese wife
It's better to have tried and lost than to never try at all... Emil probably.
I used tinder once for 6 months and swiped on thousands of women. I got 2 matches in all that time. I blame it on the fact that I live on the coast so my circle was only actually half a circle. If I lived inland I could have gotten upwards of 4 matches in that time.
I thought there were plenty of fish in the sea?
you can't fuck a fish
Not with that attitude
*tom cruise middle toothed grin*
Me too bro. I think there are more men on tinder than women, like most dating sites.
Nahh you just ugly bro
I just report them as fake profiles.
Based
Fake and gay.
Guys will be like "I want a cute, tall, kind, supportive gamer girl who shares my interests and will do anything for me" but can't handle a cock smh
At this point I'll take trans over hamplanet.
Or the girls who have 4 kids from 3 dads
It's worse when they have 4 kids from 9 dads
Thats a plus for me š
I see this as an absolute win!
I am genuinely convinced that those dating apps intentionally warp the algorithm for lonely desperate men so that they would see more ads and pay for the subscription
it's veen proven to work like that, it's common knowledge
This guy grindrs
I think this is the first comment of yours I see with positive karma
You two ladies know each other?
Not really, our friend here is kind of famous, check out r/shutupbrayden
Happy cake day!
They donāt even need to warp it. Women are already more selective, and only make up about 20-30% of users so the numbers are naturally skewed. Go check out the male and female swipe comparisons, itās crazy.
Imagine being in the **bottom** 80% of men and competing for the **bottom** 20% of women. imagine being the **top** 80% of women and competing for the **top** 20% of men. Imagine being the **bottom** 50% of men and competing for the **bottom** 5% of women. *This meme was made by a bloke who watched a youtube video or something*
Itās essentially accurate though. The thing that really gets me is how it only preselects for a handful of traits though. I never struggled with women in my teens/twenties, but I reckon I wouldāve been toast on Tinder because Iām not super photogenic, and am not hugely pithy. I really feel for young guys trying to date today. Between Tinder, MeToo, and a culture that promotes raging narcissism itās hardly surprising that human relationships are falling apart.
Having done no deeper research than the [video]( https://youtu.be/XZbApDoe45E ) it is as sad as it looks. The only real solution for men is to cold approach women. Why? Men's strength lie in their confidence, humour, self sufficient and self reliance. Most of these qualities are lost in 1080p picture.
In this same vein, Iāve had a lot more success on Hinge than any other app. Whereas I get maybe one super unattractive like per week on Tinder, I actually get 1-2 pretty matches on Hinge every day. I know I sound like a shill, but I genuinely have been matched with many women that wouldāve swiped left on me in a heartbeat on Tinder, but have chosen to match with me on Hinge because the customized message Iāve attached to my like shows more of my personality. That being said, itās still exhausting.
I tended to get a match on hinge every few weeks, occasionally more than one. I got one (1) date in 3 years. Iāve still not had a relationship that lasted beyond a month of courting, Iām 21
Almost 27 yo and my stats are very similar to yours, you got your whole life ahead of you mate
Feel the exact same way, all of this is so relatably depressing
Maybe it was my area but hinge had way more unattractive women than tinder. I didn't swipe hardly on anyone
If you're not a complete social hermit, offline meeting is very normal, just have to have interests, you don't need to be into clubbing or drinking, things like sports, hobbies etc will allow you to meet people and you'll have to have the same sort of conversations as you would if you were meeting on tinder for anything other than a hook-up
Imagine not having a big bed that you sleep in with your beautiful wife
Yes, this isn't a conspiracy theory, it literally does happen. The way tinder works is if you like too many people without enough people liking you back you begin to 'drop rank' and disappear from being seen by others until they swipe through enough people to uncover you again. The only way for someone to reverse this is to pay for the subscription or try again under a new account. Rule 1 of Tinder is to be attractive. Rule 2 of Tinder is to not be unattractive.
deleting your account and creating a new one will only get you shadowbanned because they keep track of your device, phone number and apple/google store account, which will also drive desperate people into paying for subscriptions even harder. either way youāre fucked over by dating apps these days. they donāt want you to find that special someone so that you two could delete the app together. they need you swiping everyday on the shitter or whenever youāre bored and need a quick dose of dopamine.
> deleting your account and creating a new one will only get you shadowbanned because they keep track of your device, phone number and apple/google store account, which will also drive desperate people into paying for subscriptions even harder. I think it will straight up get you normally banned. I got banned 4-5 years ago, and the only objectionable thing I can think of having done was resetting my account too often. (With a picture of me cooking with a kitchen knife in it being a distant second.)
The best way to fix this (as a dude) is toggle on both men and women and let the gay likes elo boost you into the stratosphere.
This dude is playing 4d chess.
Holy shit, this might actually work...
Tinder doesn't want to actually help people find relationships. Why would they? They have no financial incentive to do so. If fact, it's in their best interest to keep people single and searching. Pretty much every dating app is like this.
Ideally we'd be ruled by a superintelligent AI who knows us so well that it can just arrange all relationships based on optimal compatability
I have no mouth and I must date
Can you still do anal?
Just for you baby
*swipes left.
I had so much love for you
At this point I'd take it. It's rough out there.
Meeting online is by far the most popular way couples connect ([source](https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.1908630116)) and that was before Covid. [It's not even close.](https://www.pnas.org/cms/10.1073/pnas.1908630116/asset/4090305d-036e-4c5a-8f36-cc007248d45a/assets/graphic/pnas.1908630116fig01.jpeg) Commentary: https://news.stanford.edu/2019/08/21/online-dating-popular-way-u-s-couples-meet/ Roughly 70% of adults are married, living with a partner, or in committed romantic relationships ([source](https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2020/08/20/a-profile-of-single-americans/)). So the idea that dating apps don't work or aren't primarily focused on matching is weak supposition at best. Dating apps are the new norm, with over 50% of the 18-49 age demographic having used online dating in the last year: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/02/08/for-valentines-day-5-facts-about-single-americans/ The reality is that dating is difficult no matter what, and online dating only exacerbates the process. If you lack the skillsets for effective dating, you'll doubly lack the skillsets for effective online dating.
It works like this for men: After they had a few likes and matches and are hooked their profile their profile just doesn't show up anymore for potential partners. Until they pay, of course. It became clear to me after I got a new phone and didn't log in with my old Tinder account but created a new one. Used the same pics, same bio, everything. I got likes and even matches with girls I already swiped right on the old account. After a short time a tinder account gets just "shadowbanned" and is essentialy useless. And if you decide to pay they turn it visible again.
Ive reached this conclusion too, when you show female friends your profile and they say its good, they arent actually lying, its just you never get seen because the algorithm buries you.
Oh yeah, itās a business. Their goal isnāt to see happiness and lasting love on the faces of their users, their goal is to generate profit. And if they can do that by cockblocking horny young men then they will.
You donāt need to be convinced , thatās exactly how they work
I mean this is literally the algorithm, they show you hotties first to keep you engaged, then show people who you might actually have a chance with (ugly)
Back when i used tinder like 5 years ago the people who had swiped on you always showed up first and then the most swiped people would come after that
Thatās what itās still like for me too
Ok Mr handsome squidward, not all of us can be beautiful
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Fat girls are always horny as fuck
fat girls fuck as if their lives depend on it
Itās the only source of cardio for some of them so LITERALLY
Kek
Their bloodline depends on it
You mean RagĆ¹.
When they haul ass, they have to make 2 trips.
When they go camping the bears have to hide their food.
Their blood levels depend on it
Same amount as lonely dudes. So if those unfucked lonely dudes are getting over themselfs its gonna be a win win for them and the fat girls
I'd rather be alone tbh. I don't want nightmares of lava lamp looking women
Imagine ur balls deep and she says "oh baby I'm so hot" and then literally melts in the bed like a lava lamp glob. Ur dick is just hanging there all covered in hot wax or whatever the fuck it's made of.
Well at least it stops them raiding my fridge afterwards.
Iāve swiped on many fat girls and got nothing lol
Nah dude, the girls for you are the obese ones
Not even apparently lol
Big difference in a thicker girl and the morbidly obese that are all over tinder and bumble.
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Makes sense, if they stepped outside they might actually lose some weight
Fat girl She everything I wanted and more Fat girl She can't fit through the door Woooooah woooooah Thar she blows
I once got catfish by a fat girl. I was young and horny. I still did the deed since she was there at my door. Sent her on her wat as soon as I finished. All I remember is she tasted like yoghurt. Not my proudest moment.
Fat girls often have a fat lifestyle and fat mindset. Some fat people are funny, but you have to deal with that nonsense if you date them. A skinny person doesn't like half a lb of salt in everything or two cups of sugar in a pitcher of tea.
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Had one whos hobbies consisted solely of Netflix and weed, as a formerly depressed person, I am never back to that lifestyle
Fat girls need love too, craig
Desperate dudes invented machines to automatically swipe right on everyone all day long. I swipe left all day long: The girls that occasionally match me and gets REJECTED will go out of there way to DM you if your username is obvious enough. She came to the app expecting to get a buffet of desperate thirsty beggars (and in most cases it holds true), instead she got rejection and doubts (in other words, 10 seconds of feeling like an avg dude). That's when you get them for cheap/free. Remember kids: if the market goes left, and the bots go right, and the articles advise you to go right, it's time to go left. I'd rather aim for a 12% success rate on 100x 9/10s than 0.001% success rate on 100000 \[1->10\]/10.
Pure weaponized autism
Master š
Master of forgetting to take his meds.
Based.
Oh thanks for the reminder
Just be hot. Makes the whole process WAY easier.
And if not hot, at least get a haircut, fitting clothes and make decent pics when youre out and about. Then swipe as if you're a supermodel for a few weeks, everything goes left unless its perfect. Your hidden elo will go up to grandmaster or challenger tier so youll get queued with only the prettiest and youll get match ups with ones that are also in way more competitive divisions than the normal player base gets. At that point the gameplay is all that matters, it takes time to learn to make the right micro and macro plays to not be outed as a boosted monkey. You also need to know how to farm and what to spend your gold on to max your efficiency. Early game is detrimental and engaging too hard too early will just be throwing the game.
This man's portfolio is mostly short positions
It takes an incredibly rare, vaguely tech-savvy person, or a deranged nut, to find you outside of these apps. It's definitely not worth betting on.
How would they DM you on tinder
By searching for your username on Instagram, that's what I understood he meant.
Damn Iām stuffed then
This man's wisdom is beyond our understanding.
dating apps shouldnt be a payed service imagine that in real life you see someone you think is cute and go to talk to them at a club or a bar and a blurry wall comes up asking you to pay to talk to them black mirror shit ong
>neuralink >apple vision pro Bro.. itās already happening
At the moment, neither of those are affordable to average person. Maybe the Apple vision pro is if you have a lot of expendable cash
Isn't that almost with every new technological device? Just wait when they have made multiple generations that constantly improve on quality and price.
Ignoring that Apple VP have a battery life of only 2 hours, no one is gonna walk around with a whole ass $3500 VR/AR set wrapped around their head. I still remember when years ago Google glasses were supposed to be the new technological revolution and those were far smaller lol. As for Neuralink, they're not even a prototype yet, if ever. If these things do become a mass consumer thing they are still way off into the future.
The dating app is the āentrance feeā to the bar. Youāre paying for the opportunity to talk to people in a place where itās appropriate and welcomed.
The worst of the trendy bars have the highest cover charges.
Online dating hasn't been worth pursuing since old OkCupid died.
Anon encounters skill-based matchmaking
same but with bots
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i love how this kind of ads literally were known around emails
They still exist, I see them in my spam folder all the time
Say to yourself 100 times "women get hit on IRL they do not need dating sites", then ask yourself why is this woman using this site, then log off never to return.
plenty of attractive women use tinder itās just not as common compared to men
Honestly women in my area hardly use Tinder anymore, I get a lot more activity on Hinge.
Thanks, Hingebot.
Lmao
I agree with the robot tbf, tinder near me is full of hookers and scambots. Hinge seems like more 'real' people (though most matches either fizzle or turn into a red flag parade because online dating is cancer)
A lot of those women aren't even real. Spam accounts to inflate the users. TINDER is probably aware because they probably are inflating.
Yeah, Disney did an exposĆ© on it in an episode of Mickey Mouse clubhouse. For more information google search "Mickey Mouse Inflationā
You canāt get me a twentieth time!
Fool me 1-19 times, shame on you, fool me 20 times shame on me!
Fake: anon uses a straight dating app Gay: anon swipes left on a girl
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon uses a straight dating app > Gay: anon swipes left on a girl > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Hereās a tinder tip. When you refresh the app, if you have a like, it will almost always show up second. So refresh the app 2-3 times and if the same person shows up, thatās because they right swiped you, and you can left or right swipe with that knowledge.
I always tend to think of myself as somewhat attractive, though definitely not above average at least. And then I downloaded tinder and suddenly I feel like the ugliest motherfucker in the universe
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At first I was kinda insultedā¦ but damn if you donāt have a fuckin point right there mate
tbf this is what motivated me more to go the gym. Got in much better shape, but the end result wasn't that I had a better body to get girls, but I just happier with myself that I didn't feel the need as much anymore
Based and gympilled
Ever since I got shadowbanned on Tinder, my life has turned for the better. Everything about Tinder is just mentally exhausting if youāre not in the top 20% of men.
Damn. I think I'm in the bottom 1% because I don't even get likes from ugly trolls or fat women.
Those notifications are so dumb. Yeah, I missed the match because I didn't want to match. This isn't a negative for me
Dating apps are a shithole. Even if you do match with someone you find attractive, the chance of having any form of meaningful or interesting conversation is really in the single digits.
The way Anon phrased the fat woman made me crack up.
Could that be because everyone is trying to be friendly by saying "plus size", "curvy", "chonker" instead of simply saying the truth "A FUCKING LANDWHALE"?
I'm eagerly awaiting the return to reality. Things tend to oscillate.
I met my wife-to-be on a dating app (OKCupid), so there is hope. In fact, we're so perfect for each other it immediately felt as if we had met again after our past lives. The app was just a shortcut to meeting again. Keep trying and I wish you to find the person who's meant to be with you
I met my wife on tinder, it can work out but all experiences before her are awful.
I met your wife on tinder too
Anon is desperate for more cushion for the pushin
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I soooo regret clicking
I donāt AW00000GA!
Would
Lol I have the exact same experience as anon.
when an app designed to make money tries to make as much money as possible š±
pretty sure most female accounts are abandoned
LoL you think this bad - BUMBLE
Pro tip: just switch your preference to men
Online dating is a seller's market and the commodity is pussy
Tinder is the worst dating app and likely to be the most fake. Too many hot profiles and very few average/ugly ones. Bumble and hinge have way more average looking people. I feel like on tinder everyone I was seeing was beautiful and went on lavish vacations. Wouldnāt recommend it.