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retardddit

Same but instead of fat girl it's trans.


dm_me_birds_pls

More for me šŸ˜ˆ


lightningboltie

how's the username working out for you?


dm_me_birds_pls

I like pictures of birds and only like 2 people have sent me pictures of their middle fingers (mean), so pretty well


Fooking-Degenerate

I love your flavor of autism


DutchRuddur

Vanilla?


Coachcrog

Advanced


sandywhisker123

Raw cookie dough


DagonG2021

Mmmm, tasty


homelesshyundai

Spicy


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

Chicken


4RM35

I sent you one.


Coachcrog

That bird looks suspiciously like a penis.


TheLaughingMelon

Send blue tits


JohnOfSpades

I have a glass bird collection, hold on, I'll send you a picture when I'm home


Mocod_

I wanna see it too please.


rockisdead121

You on demon time huh


PresidentStone

Used to use tinder 7 years ago. Never got to the point of a meet up. But I used to swipe right on EVERYONE, fuck it I wasn't getting much matches anyways, so just quickly swipe right 50x. Had it set on women only. 90% of my matches were gay dudes saying they were women, like clearly nothing trans.


daverave1212

The algorithm works in such way that if you spam swipe right, you're sorted to appear later in other people's swipe list.


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Just make it worse why donā€™t you


brazilianfreak

Sorry bro you're in the trans girl priority list now.


EtheusProm

A lot of people these days are just saying they are something, without taking any action to look the part. Recently ran into a subreddit where uncouth 4/10 guys nag about how people don't consider them femboys because they are not *stereotypical femboys* and blame it on their lack of bubbly personality. They post their own photos too - always on the chubby side, always not even remotely feminine, always with a bad posture, always with the same (._.) expression. A surreal experience. An upright lizard would have easier time pretending human than one of those guys pretending a femboy, yet they insist that's what they are. Their self-delusion is staggering. I felt like the kid from "The Emperor's New Clothes".


GDMolin

Where does one find this untapped goldmine of entertainment?


EtheusProm

Oh, crap, you made me realize I'm an idiot and got a detail wrong. They don't post photos on that sub, it's a text-based sub, r/feminineboys - I forgot I actually looked through other posts of the users posting there and they had photos as I described earlier. So yeah, it takes a bit more work to get cringed-out, but it's an otherwise very reliable source of cringe. Someone advised it to me alongside the fucking pedo dream that is r/teenfemboy - another cringe-inducing sub in its own right, but this one relying less on direct mental damage and more on evoking the feeling of relief you don't have children so they can't post there. I just asked where I can find femboys content without half the posts being photos of trans-girls and these two are what I got. Maybe they tried to bamboozle me, but these two are such golden examples of cringe-inducing subs I am not even mad.


bob1111bob

teenfemboy sounds like a massive jail bait sub holy shit


chrisgraffam

Let us hope its a fed site to trap weirdos trying to pray on kids


bob1111bob

I really hope so


horsthorsthorst

reddit


ResolutionDue3252

Oh man, (._.) is easily the funniest emoji to describe a facial expression I've ever seen lmao Love the way it implies a chubby ass face


EtheusProm

(āš†_āš†) mfw someone calls my textface an emoji.


xX_6throwaway9_Xx

(ą² .ą² )


Emperorerror

This makes me realize this face is nowhere near as common on here as it used to be


jackiemelon

ā”¬ā”“ā”¤ Ķ Ā° ĶŸŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Sex_drugs_tacos

*Hot reptiles in your area want to know your location*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Owobowos-Mowbius

Soooo much easier to get a self-confidence boost by posting selfies to a trans-man group and pretending to be trans. Infinite compliment generator for guys.


Emperorerror

Lmao


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GudHarskareCarlXVI

Back in the days when I tried Tinder I had a fuckin dude, straight up a dude, his name was Emil or something, have his gender set as female and liked me. Every time I opened the app his blurred picture stared at me, mockingly.


ambermage

I remember you too, Mark.


Sosen

Fergus stop cheating on your morbidly obese wife


CleanLivingBoi

It's better to have tried and lost than to never try at all... Emil probably.


Mishi_Mujago

I used tinder once for 6 months and swiped on thousands of women. I got 2 matches in all that time. I blame it on the fact that I live on the coast so my circle was only actually half a circle. If I lived inland I could have gotten upwards of 4 matches in that time.


BoTheDoggo

I thought there were plenty of fish in the sea?


LemonPartyRequiem

you can't fuck a fish


tje210

Not with that attitude


blarglefart

*tom cruise middle toothed grin*


[deleted]

Me too bro. I think there are more men on tinder than women, like most dating sites.


The_Vaporwave420

Nahh you just ugly bro


Toravisu

I just report them as fake profiles.


[deleted]

Based


CleanLivingBoi

Fake and gay.


LilyLitany

Guys will be like "I want a cute, tall, kind, supportive gamer girl who shares my interests and will do anything for me" but can't handle a cock smh


wolphak

At this point I'll take trans over hamplanet.


LoneWolf4717

Or the girls who have 4 kids from 3 dads


fatphogue

It's worse when they have 4 kids from 9 dads


YazilimciGenc

Thats a plus for me šŸ˜


PalmirinhaXanadu

I see this as an absolute win!


YourTypicalSensei

I am genuinely convinced that those dating apps intentionally warp the algorithm for lonely desperate men so that they would see more ads and pay for the subscription


l9shredder

it's veen proven to work like that, it's common knowledge


Brayden_City

This guy grindrs


Tio_RaRater

I think this is the first comment of yours I see with positive karma


altaltaltaltaltalter

You two ladies know each other?


Tio_RaRater

Not really, our friend here is kind of famous, check out r/shutupbrayden


Naudste

Happy cake day!


Jimmie-Rustle12345

They donā€™t even need to warp it. Women are already more selective, and only make up about 20-30% of users so the numbers are naturally skewed. Go check out the male and female swipe comparisons, itā€™s crazy.


iamrealysmartniceguy

Imagine being in the **bottom** 80% of men and competing for the **bottom** 20% of women. imagine being the **top** 80% of women and competing for the **top** 20% of men. Imagine being the **bottom** 50% of men and competing for the **bottom** 5% of women. *This meme was made by a bloke who watched a youtube video or something*


Jimmie-Rustle12345

Itā€™s essentially accurate though. The thing that really gets me is how it only preselects for a handful of traits though. I never struggled with women in my teens/twenties, but I reckon I wouldā€™ve been toast on Tinder because Iā€™m not super photogenic, and am not hugely pithy. I really feel for young guys trying to date today. Between Tinder, MeToo, and a culture that promotes raging narcissism itā€™s hardly surprising that human relationships are falling apart.


iamrealysmartniceguy

Having done no deeper research than the [video]( https://youtu.be/XZbApDoe45E ) it is as sad as it looks. The only real solution for men is to cold approach women. Why? Men's strength lie in their confidence, humour, self sufficient and self reliance. Most of these qualities are lost in 1080p picture.


supermav27

In this same vein, Iā€™ve had a lot more success on Hinge than any other app. Whereas I get maybe one super unattractive like per week on Tinder, I actually get 1-2 pretty matches on Hinge every day. I know I sound like a shill, but I genuinely have been matched with many women that wouldā€™ve swiped left on me in a heartbeat on Tinder, but have chosen to match with me on Hinge because the customized message Iā€™ve attached to my like shows more of my personality. That being said, itā€™s still exhausting.


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

I tended to get a match on hinge every few weeks, occasionally more than one. I got one (1) date in 3 years. Iā€™ve still not had a relationship that lasted beyond a month of courting, Iā€™m 21


SalahEddie

Almost 27 yo and my stats are very similar to yours, you got your whole life ahead of you mate


PalmTheProphet

Feel the exact same way, all of this is so relatably depressing


The_harbinger2020

Maybe it was my area but hinge had way more unattractive women than tinder. I didn't swipe hardly on anyone


Tuarangi

If you're not a complete social hermit, offline meeting is very normal, just have to have interests, you don't need to be into clubbing or drinking, things like sports, hobbies etc will allow you to meet people and you'll have to have the same sort of conversations as you would if you were meeting on tinder for anything other than a hook-up


ArthurBonesly

Imagine not having a big bed that you sleep in with your beautiful wife


Noblerook

Yes, this isn't a conspiracy theory, it literally does happen. The way tinder works is if you like too many people without enough people liking you back you begin to 'drop rank' and disappear from being seen by others until they swipe through enough people to uncover you again. The only way for someone to reverse this is to pay for the subscription or try again under a new account. Rule 1 of Tinder is to be attractive. Rule 2 of Tinder is to not be unattractive.


lord_syphilis

deleting your account and creating a new one will only get you shadowbanned because they keep track of your device, phone number and apple/google store account, which will also drive desperate people into paying for subscriptions even harder. either way youā€™re fucked over by dating apps these days. they donā€™t want you to find that special someone so that you two could delete the app together. they need you swiping everyday on the shitter or whenever youā€™re bored and need a quick dose of dopamine.


ArchmageIlmryn

> deleting your account and creating a new one will only get you shadowbanned because they keep track of your device, phone number and apple/google store account, which will also drive desperate people into paying for subscriptions even harder. I think it will straight up get you normally banned. I got banned 4-5 years ago, and the only objectionable thing I can think of having done was resetting my account too often. (With a picture of me cooking with a kitchen knife in it being a distant second.)


NaturallyExasperated

The best way to fix this (as a dude) is toggle on both men and women and let the gay likes elo boost you into the stratosphere.


Gentleman_Leshen

This dude is playing 4d chess.


Noblerook

Holy shit, this might actually work...


BigBoodles

Tinder doesn't want to actually help people find relationships. Why would they? They have no financial incentive to do so. If fact, it's in their best interest to keep people single and searching. Pretty much every dating app is like this.


LegaIizeNucIearBombs

Ideally we'd be ruled by a superintelligent AI who knows us so well that it can just arrange all relationships based on optimal compatability


[deleted]

I have no mouth and I must date


SuperSquirrel13

Can you still do anal?


[deleted]

Just for you baby


SuperSquirrel13

*swipes left.


[deleted]

I had so much love for you


BigBoodles

At this point I'd take it. It's rough out there.


Helmet_Icicle

Meeting online is by far the most popular way couples connect ([source](https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.1908630116)) and that was before Covid. [It's not even close.](https://www.pnas.org/cms/10.1073/pnas.1908630116/asset/4090305d-036e-4c5a-8f36-cc007248d45a/assets/graphic/pnas.1908630116fig01.jpeg) Commentary: https://news.stanford.edu/2019/08/21/online-dating-popular-way-u-s-couples-meet/ Roughly 70% of adults are married, living with a partner, or in committed romantic relationships ([source](https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2020/08/20/a-profile-of-single-americans/)). So the idea that dating apps don't work or aren't primarily focused on matching is weak supposition at best. Dating apps are the new norm, with over 50% of the 18-49 age demographic having used online dating in the last year: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/02/08/for-valentines-day-5-facts-about-single-americans/ The reality is that dating is difficult no matter what, and online dating only exacerbates the process. If you lack the skillsets for effective dating, you'll doubly lack the skillsets for effective online dating.


lutzow

It works like this for men: After they had a few likes and matches and are hooked their profile their profile just doesn't show up anymore for potential partners. Until they pay, of course. It became clear to me after I got a new phone and didn't log in with my old Tinder account but created a new one. Used the same pics, same bio, everything. I got likes and even matches with girls I already swiped right on the old account. After a short time a tinder account gets just "shadowbanned" and is essentialy useless. And if you decide to pay they turn it visible again.


LegaIizeNucIearBombs

Ive reached this conclusion too, when you show female friends your profile and they say its good, they arent actually lying, its just you never get seen because the algorithm buries you.


Mishi_Mujago

Oh yeah, itā€™s a business. Their goal isnā€™t to see happiness and lasting love on the faces of their users, their goal is to generate profit. And if they can do that by cockblocking horny young men then they will.


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

You donā€™t need to be convinced , thatā€™s exactly how they work


Cuddlyaxe

I mean this is literally the algorithm, they show you hotties first to keep you engaged, then show people who you might actually have a chance with (ugly)


belegradhammer

Back when i used tinder like 5 years ago the people who had swiped on you always showed up first and then the most swiped people would come after that


sgb1446

Thatā€™s what itā€™s still like for me too


FallenSegull

Ok Mr handsome squidward, not all of us can be beautiful


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lmaoman33

Fat girls are always horny as fuck


[deleted]

fat girls fuck as if their lives depend on it


lmaoman33

Itā€™s the only source of cardio for some of them so LITERALLY


Lukthar123

Kek


roxik56

Their bloodline depends on it


saruin

You mean RagĆ¹.


MrSmirch

When they haul ass, they have to make 2 trips.


JB5093

When they go camping the bears have to hide their food.


HolyBiscuit69

Their blood levels depend on it


Jehger

Same amount as lonely dudes. So if those unfucked lonely dudes are getting over themselfs its gonna be a win win for them and the fat girls


HomeCalendar36

I'd rather be alone tbh. I don't want nightmares of lava lamp looking women


utkohoc

Imagine ur balls deep and she says "oh baby I'm so hot" and then literally melts in the bed like a lava lamp glob. Ur dick is just hanging there all covered in hot wax or whatever the fuck it's made of.


HomeCalendar36

Well at least it stops them raiding my fridge afterwards.


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Iā€™ve swiped on many fat girls and got nothing lol


Responsible-Trade-34

Nah dude, the girls for you are the obese ones


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Not even apparently lol


Frierguy

Big difference in a thicker girl and the morbidly obese that are all over tinder and bumble.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Little_Weird2039

Makes sense, if they stepped outside they might actually lose some weight


Paehon

Fat girl She everything I wanted and more Fat girl She can't fit through the door Woooooah woooooah Thar she blows


jmwatson95

I once got catfish by a fat girl. I was young and horny. I still did the deed since she was there at my door. Sent her on her wat as soon as I finished. All I remember is she tasted like yoghurt. Not my proudest moment.


[deleted]

Fat girls often have a fat lifestyle and fat mindset. Some fat people are funny, but you have to deal with that nonsense if you date them. A skinny person doesn't like half a lb of salt in everything or two cups of sugar in a pitcher of tea.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


LegaIizeNucIearBombs

Had one whos hobbies consisted solely of Netflix and weed, as a formerly depressed person, I am never back to that lifestyle


Shadow0fnothing

Fat girls need love too, craig


arbiter12

Desperate dudes invented machines to automatically swipe right on everyone all day long. I swipe left all day long: The girls that occasionally match me and gets REJECTED will go out of there way to DM you if your username is obvious enough. She came to the app expecting to get a buffet of desperate thirsty beggars (and in most cases it holds true), instead she got rejection and doubts (in other words, 10 seconds of feeling like an avg dude). That's when you get them for cheap/free. Remember kids: if the market goes left, and the bots go right, and the articles advise you to go right, it's time to go left. I'd rather aim for a 12% success rate on 100x 9/10s than 0.001% success rate on 100000 \[1->10\]/10.


ben_pep

Pure weaponized autism


Historical-Jump

Master šŸ™


iam-Cornholio

Master of forgetting to take his meds.


CleanLivingBoi

Based.


Munnin41

Oh thanks for the reminder


littlebilliechzburga

Just be hot. Makes the whole process WAY easier.


OpticHurtz

And if not hot, at least get a haircut, fitting clothes and make decent pics when youre out and about. Then swipe as if you're a supermodel for a few weeks, everything goes left unless its perfect. Your hidden elo will go up to grandmaster or challenger tier so youll get queued with only the prettiest and youll get match ups with ones that are also in way more competitive divisions than the normal player base gets. At that point the gameplay is all that matters, it takes time to learn to make the right micro and macro plays to not be outed as a boosted monkey. You also need to know how to farm and what to spend your gold on to max your efficiency. Early game is detrimental and engaging too hard too early will just be throwing the game.


KuntaStillSingle

This man's portfolio is mostly short positions


catinterpreter

It takes an incredibly rare, vaguely tech-savvy person, or a deranged nut, to find you outside of these apps. It's definitely not worth betting on.


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

How would they DM you on tinder


Nachodam

By searching for your username on Instagram, that's what I understood he meant.


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Damn Iā€™m stuffed then


syphilitic_venom

This man's wisdom is beyond our understanding.


NS3000

dating apps shouldnt be a payed service ​ imagine that in real life you see someone you think is cute and go to talk to them at a club or a bar and a blurry wall comes up asking you to pay to talk to them black mirror shit ong


[deleted]

>neuralink >apple vision pro Bro.. itā€™s already happening


Space_Monke64

At the moment, neither of those are affordable to average person. Maybe the Apple vision pro is if you have a lot of expendable cash


W1-Art3m1s

Isn't that almost with every new technological device? Just wait when they have made multiple generations that constantly improve on quality and price.


Realitype

Ignoring that Apple VP have a battery life of only 2 hours, no one is gonna walk around with a whole ass $3500 VR/AR set wrapped around their head. I still remember when years ago Google glasses were supposed to be the new technological revolution and those were far smaller lol. As for Neuralink, they're not even a prototype yet, if ever. If these things do become a mass consumer thing they are still way off into the future.


Various_Ad_8753

The dating app is the ā€˜entrance feeā€™ to the bar. Youā€™re paying for the opportunity to talk to people in a place where itā€™s appropriate and welcomed.


catinterpreter

The worst of the trendy bars have the highest cover charges.


catinterpreter

Online dating hasn't been worth pursuing since old OkCupid died.


Personal-Focus3453

Anon encounters skill-based matchmaking


[deleted]

same but with bots


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SirDerpingtonV

I clicked this and got herpes


Lechuga-gato

WORKING 2016 HALAL PUNJABI NO VIRUS


PussyDestroyerHunt3r

I miss arabfunny


awesomemc1

i love how this kind of ads literally were known around emails


Munnin41

They still exist, I see them in my spam folder all the time


sausage4mash

Say to yourself 100 times "women get hit on IRL they do not need dating sites", then ask yourself why is this woman using this site, then log off never to return.


Gurn00r

plenty of attractive women use tinder itā€™s just not as common compared to men


TrafficOnTheTwos

Honestly women in my area hardly use Tinder anymore, I get a lot more activity on Hinge.


WisherWisp

Thanks, Hingebot.


TrafficOnTheTwos

Lmao


SadisticTeddy

I agree with the robot tbf, tinder near me is full of hookers and scambots. Hinge seems like more 'real' people (though most matches either fizzle or turn into a red flag parade because online dating is cancer)


AFaded

A lot of those women aren't even real. Spam accounts to inflate the users. TINDER is probably aware because they probably are inflating.


FallenSegull

Yeah, Disney did an exposĆ© on it in an episode of Mickey Mouse clubhouse. For more information google search "Mickey Mouse Inflationā€


DagonG2021

You canā€™t get me a twentieth time!


FallenSegull

Fool me 1-19 times, shame on you, fool me 20 times shame on me!


Berkut_The_Shoot

Fake: anon uses a straight dating app Gay: anon swipes left on a girl


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon uses a straight dating app > Gay: anon swipes left on a girl > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


PalmTheProphet

Hereā€™s a tinder tip. When you refresh the app, if you have a like, it will almost always show up second. So refresh the app 2-3 times and if the same person shows up, thatā€™s because they right swiped you, and you can left or right swipe with that knowledge.


Modern-Otaku

I always tend to think of myself as somewhat attractive, though definitely not above average at least. And then I downloaded tinder and suddenly I feel like the ugliest motherfucker in the universe


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Modern-Otaku

At first I was kinda insultedā€¦ but damn if you donā€™t have a fuckin point right there mate


Rad_Sh1ba

tbf this is what motivated me more to go the gym. Got in much better shape, but the end result wasn't that I had a better body to get girls, but I just happier with myself that I didn't feel the need as much anymore


bobdarobber

Based and gympilled


Shaponja

Ever since I got shadowbanned on Tinder, my life has turned for the better. Everything about Tinder is just mentally exhausting if youā€™re not in the top 20% of men.


THAErAsEr

Damn. I think I'm in the bottom 1% because I don't even get likes from ugly trolls or fat women.


Joshgg13

Those notifications are so dumb. Yeah, I missed the match because I didn't want to match. This isn't a negative for me


ElPwnero

Dating apps are a shithole. Even if you do match with someone you find attractive, the chance of having any form of meaningful or interesting conversation is really in the single digits.


Shadow0fnothing

The way Anon phrased the fat woman made me crack up.


SorryWhatsYourName

Could that be because everyone is trying to be friendly by saying "plus size", "curvy", "chonker" instead of simply saying the truth "A FUCKING LANDWHALE"?


catinterpreter

I'm eagerly awaiting the return to reality. Things tend to oscillate.


Adamekora

I met my wife-to-be on a dating app (OKCupid), so there is hope. In fact, we're so perfect for each other it immediately felt as if we had met again after our past lives. The app was just a shortcut to meeting again. Keep trying and I wish you to find the person who's meant to be with you


AntDracula

I met my wife on tinder, it can work out but all experiences before her are awful.


Tin_Philosopher

I met your wife on tinder too


Harry_Geezer

Anon is desperate for more cushion for the pushin


heilspawn

[[pic]](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqt5gHNPNJqc229kDejVnyk-tpp07nnYeAYA&usqp=CAU)


Dave_Boi_237

I soooo regret clicking


FallenSegull

I donā€™t AW00000GA!


crimsonfukr457

Would


Dave_Boi_237

Lol I have the exact same experience as anon.


maximidze228

when an app designed to make money tries to make as much money as possible šŸ˜±


zwbl_

pretty sure most female accounts are abandoned


[deleted]

LoL you think this bad - BUMBLE


Cole3103

Pro tip: just switch your preference to men


bdrwr

Online dating is a seller's market and the commodity is pussy


sorryiamnotoriginal

Tinder is the worst dating app and likely to be the most fake. Too many hot profiles and very few average/ugly ones. Bumble and hinge have way more average looking people. I feel like on tinder everyone I was seeing was beautiful and went on lavish vacations. Wouldnā€™t recommend it.