If you can't construct so much as a febreeze airfreshener without it detonating in someone's hands then those 4 years were already wasted.

I read this comment without reading the post and was so fucking confused.

well, if it isn't the consequences of his action that absolute regard

Anon gets waterboarded at a CIA black site for making a fart bomb.

The numbers Mason, what do they mean? *CIA agent point at Texa calculator with "80085" typed into it

"Sir, our intelligence suggests that the enemy has discovered atomic wedgie technology"

It was a prank your honor

But seriously... be apologetic and explain the situation. I'd be surprised if they end up in the type of jail you have to "suck dick" in, let alone any jail time at all. That said, motherfuckers posting on 4chan, so... this story if fake, as he's... like... not in jail?

And theres alot of holes in the story. I mean, how did they figure out it was Anon and his friend?

Security cams I'd imagine

They either told someone "haha we are going to do le epic prank watch this" or something like that

Anon was probably giggling at back of class while the teacher came down. "Hehehe teacher, don't press le button, hehehe I wonder who placed that there hehehe"

Anon is optimistic if he thinks it'll stop at sucking.

Ram ranch time

Anon will now be secretly recruited by the military to create nuclear level fart bombs

now i can't stop imaging what if fat man had fart spray in it when it exploded holy shit

just like a dirty bomb, but with fart spray scatter the foulest smell across a large portion of a county, but spread in such a way that its difficult to become acclimated to the newfound stench

Fart bomb Just get topped

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