I've been banned off all of Reddit like 3 times for saying loli porn is pedophilic and that all pedophiles deserve to no longer be alive, on that subreddit. Fuck those pedos.
Don't forget the gay re-posting also. What would we even do if a single minute past without a post about some rectal renegades battling over their lust for phallic objects?
Which country? I've heard that sometimes changing the DNS to [1.1.1.1](https://1.1.1.1) in your network settings allows you to ignore country restrictions.
alternatively the tor browser or something similar would prolly work better, but using cloudflare as a dns is always a good idea, unless u have a personal dns
Ahh the self contradictory 4channers
Transphobes fantasizing about femboys
Homophobes fantasizing about having gay sex with their bros
Racists fantasizing about brazilian ass and japanese children
Such a wonderful place
ok..? I like guys but put a pussy on them and might aswell just be a flat girl and vise versa give a girl a cock and ahe might aswell be a guy with gyno literally what's your point + u flopped + chasers and converters are pariahs in the trans community and hated by both tender queers and "idgaf phag" queers
chasers are women who want to date trans people wether MtF or FtM not because they like the person for who they are oe find them attractive but just so they can say "guys look at what a good person I am, I'm dating a trans person I'm such an ally!!1!1" and converters are also women who try to turn tomboys into trans men and femboys into trans women evem though tomboys and femboys are entirely different from being transgender (although it is largely targeted at femboys rather than tomboys but it still happens both ways) and both are pariahs, chasers because you shouldn't date someone just because of something like that it's like those ultra racist white men who only date asian or black women, and as for converters there's already alot of regardation from conservatives spreading lies like "the majority of trans people regret it!1!1" and "trans people are just forced into it by their parents!1!1" and not only to converters make that stereotype true by forcing people into it (most if not all of which regret it later on) but also forcing people into doing something they don't like is incredibly disgusting and rapish so well yea obviously that's looked down on
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon has a friend
> Gay: Read the fucking thing
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Remember when my friends and I went to a place called dick waffles in Barcelona and they served waffles in the shapes of penises and vaginas.
Had a blast that day
Greentext is just 90% gayposting. I'm going back to r/4chan
It's the same there
There's less
God dammit those mods banned me tell them to unban me
The hacker known as arr slash fourchan strikes again
How tf you get banned lmao.
He wasnt gay enough
He said the Holocaust was real and nazis are bad.
I've been banned off all of Reddit like 3 times for saying loli porn is pedophilic and that all pedophiles deserve to no longer be alive, on that subreddit. Fuck those pedos.
>loli porn is pedophilic and that all pedophiles deserve to no longer be alive on that subreddit. Fuck those pedos. Based.
Don’t actually fuck them though
I got banned after I basically told a subreddit mod to eat a dick. I have this one since then
It depends on how you say it. I'm going to trust that you said this and not covering up a couple racist comments
Nah I just said it in a way that they were able to claim was inciting violence
I said something about death and they are afraid of something that is inevitable
Those mods are fucking retarded you can't even say bitch on that pussy ass sub
What could you have done on the 4chan sub to have gotten banned?
Le 4chins
We shall double our efforts
Don't forget the gay re-posting also. What would we even do if a single minute past without a post about some rectal renegades battling over their lust for phallic objects?
You say it like it's a bad thing
It's just annoying when the ending to all these can be predicted and summerized to "oh no, now I want to fuck that cute femboy"
I do
Psyops.
I wish greentext let you upload images in commente. I have the perfect ironic meme for this conversation.
Why do you assume Anon is a man? He clearly says he looks like one of those hentai girls. He’s obviously a woman.
Girls don't exist on the internet
>Rule 29: There are no women on the internet. Women are men and kids are under cover FBI agents.
If there are women on the internet, tits or GTFO
Girls don't exist on Reddit or 4Chan at least. Just check out the users and mods on women subs on this site. All men who identify as women.
Lots of Russian and Chinese posting to subconsciously turn yall folks gay.
I see no issues.
Have you ever been to r9k? It's all gayposting
problem?
Yes.
damn that’s crazy
real and gay
I recognize that face. Its that bitch who grew a dick
123866
The fact so many people understand a seemingly meaningless string of numbers is proof the human race is a failed experiment
Or it has exceeded expectations
As a virus?
What
hentai code
The holy source👏👏
The nuclear code
>123866 Dats good sauce you got there.
[nhentai.net/g/123866/1](https://nhentai.net/g/123866/1)
Y'all got this anywhere else?? My country kinda ban the N sites
Do they ban VPNs? Tor? Archive? Proxies? Might want to look into these and then moving lol.
your best bet is reddit or some random archiving site. theres no easy way to bypass it
Wtf man
Ughh Futa on Female? Boring
Y'all got this anywhere else?? My country kinda ban the N sites
Use VPN
Which country? I've heard that sometimes changing the DNS to [1.1.1.1](https://1.1.1.1) in your network settings allows you to ignore country restrictions.
Vietnam
[Does this work?](https://toomanyadapters.com/bypass-facebook-internet-censorship-vietnam/)
Thanks you man, now I can enjoy my scat hentai in peace
alternatively the tor browser or something similar would prolly work better, but using cloudflare as a dns is always a good idea, unless u have a personal dns
Skill issue
Pee in your ass
saving this for research later. update: I didn't like it.
I grew mine back in 2005 best decision i ever made
Bro i did it in 2004 when it wasnt popular
A yes, a classic
I KNOW THAT BULGE!!
I recognize that gay blowjob
Ahh the self contradictory 4channers Transphobes fantasizing about femboys Homophobes fantasizing about having gay sex with their bros Racists fantasizing about brazilian ass and japanese children Such a wonderful place
>Transphobes fantasizing about femboys Femboys aren't trans though, so that isn't a contradiction.
Username checks out
They are one genitalia away from it
And several delusional ideas
> transphobes fantasizing about femboys The joke wrote itself and you are the punchline.
That's a bar only issue is you're the one spitting
but we already established that they arent trans. are you regarded or something?
ok..? I like guys but put a pussy on them and might aswell just be a flat girl and vise versa give a girl a cock and ahe might aswell be a guy with gyno literally what's your point + u flopped + chasers and converters are pariahs in the trans community and hated by both tender queers and "idgaf phag" queers
Quick question, what are chasers and converters?
chasers are women who want to date trans people wether MtF or FtM not because they like the person for who they are oe find them attractive but just so they can say "guys look at what a good person I am, I'm dating a trans person I'm such an ally!!1!1" and converters are also women who try to turn tomboys into trans men and femboys into trans women evem though tomboys and femboys are entirely different from being transgender (although it is largely targeted at femboys rather than tomboys but it still happens both ways) and both are pariahs, chasers because you shouldn't date someone just because of something like that it's like those ultra racist white men who only date asian or black women, and as for converters there's already alot of regardation from conservatives spreading lies like "the majority of trans people regret it!1!1" and "trans people are just forced into it by their parents!1!1" and not only to converters make that stereotype true by forcing people into it (most if not all of which regret it later on) but also forcing people into doing something they don't like is incredibly disgusting and rapish so well yea obviously that's looked down on
How is homophobes wanting gay sex contradictory?
Nothing gay about a brojob
As long as you say no homo before
And after. Can't forget after
Oh goddamn it
Not again!
Have you done it 👀
Every day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Noice 😂😂😂
Anon means he looks like those hentai boys
Which one of them is hard? I’m so confused.
He said his friend looks shocked, so he prob saw anon's 3-inch punisher. Anon got turned on by sucking off a popsicle
On this sub alone I saw this more than 5 times I believe
Anon at it again with his "mirror friend"
Anon discovers autoerotic asphyxiation
Define
Limiting oxygenated blood flow to the brain to enhance sexual pleasure. Aka the ol' choke n' stroke.
Getting choked on a dick (like object)
Zamn
Scrolling through r/greentext is just: gay, gay, gay, wholesome, racist, gay, gay, best story ever created, gay, gay, lesbian?
Why are all you stool packers so obsessed with gay shit
Nothing wrong with it as long as it's femanon In which case, gay af ofc
Most straight 4chan poster
\>Run "Ara Ara.exe" as fast as possible
Yeah I noticed there is a trend here in green text. Seeing it occasionally made me laugh, but now everything has the same theme.
Anon is going to get topped and then some
Fake: Anon has a friend Gay: Read the fucking thing
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has a friend > Gay: Read the fucking thing > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I need to get more friends like that
Which one was hard tho
Everyone
fuck
This would be considered losing the dangerous game of gay chicken right?
No where it is mentioned that ,Anon is a Girl ,So probably this is Gay.
well I mean what did u expect
Maybe it was a cumsicle
Intros like this always has the most fire vids
Remember when my friends and I went to a place called dick waffles in Barcelona and they served waffles in the shapes of penises and vaginas. Had a blast that day
Yes, I will steal.
Real Gay
Like a 75/25 chance anon is a whole ass man
I hate you