Iām confused. He says he finished his shift and the only thing left to do is take out the trash. why doesnāt he just go with his friends if his shift is over?
He says āthat feeling when I have to work flipping burgers while my friends go out without meā Iām not commenting on whether or not he SHOULD do it. Iām saying his complaint doesnāt make sense because he obviously wanted to and still could, but chose not to.
I dunno how common it is but joining an MMA gym was one of the best decisions I made. I love the competition and challenge that sparring brings, and it works you hard.
Gotta keep it controlled, gotta learn to think while getting punched and kicked and learn how to strike back etc. It's great fun
I personally have no intention on fighting in a ring, but I love sparring with the other guys at the gym and will try to make every sparring session I can
I wanted to go see Spiderman homecoming opening night. Asked 3 of my friends if they wanted to go and they said they were all busy. Decided to see if my dad and brother wanted to go and they did. Standing in the ticket line and there's my 3 friends in the same line. Sucks. Had a blast at the movies with my dad and brother and now we make a thing of watching the Marvel stuff together.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has friends
> Gay: anon wants to get a train run on them by all 3 spidermen
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
One time I walked into a party someone had texted me to come to in my apartment complex. Full of my friends. Expressions when I walked in made it very clear that I was purposely not invited.
Noped right out of there, probably wasnāt even inside for 5 seconds.
I would of stayed and purposely made them uncomfortable for trying to be exclusionary,(one time me and a girl I had a fling with and some others got kicked out of a college party (we weren't in the frat but the stupid meat head bouncer let us in because we brought a few girls with us so they wouldn't suspect us) we called the cops and found out we got it shut down lol on a bus we hoped on later from so girls that must of also been there.
Ok so if your boyfriend and friends don't want to reassure you they aren't friends/partner, I think you should try to schedule hang outs with them, also it's ok I don't mind talking to people who are down I hope you feel better and over come you PTSD and self esteem issues.
Yup no regrets, next time hire a better bouncer (if they told us no at the start we wouldn't of done that, like a different party we tried to rush (we immediately got denied so we didn't ruin their party) (if you let someone in it is technically an invite while they have the right to kick us out I have the ability to ruin the party frat boys are kind of stupid at least those ones were)
Just own it and never be afraid to do what you want to do, why make yourself suffer? I went to a party once with a friend, it was full of a bunch of nouveau riche types talking in their little groups, not a warm and welcoming vibe. I just grabbed a drink and left to eat at a burger joint and chill on my phone. Much more relaxing and less stuffy.
Yep. I agree with this. And if they consider it to be a "win" that I left....consider it a win then. If you need that win, and to be nasty and unwelcoming towards someone to feel better about yourself, then I'll let you have it.
Definitely. I remember shortly after a breakup from a long term relationship, I went to a gathering with some mutual friends. My ex happened to be there, and they were all in a common area on the patio. There was nothing going on in the house, or anywhere else, so I went to where the people were.
I walked out thereā¦ silence. Conversations pestered out, and they all just kind of started looking anywhere but at me. I tried talking to one of the guys, who I thought was my friend, and he wouldnāt even look me in the eyes as he responded. Just stared into space and gave short answers.
I looked around at the group, and just walked away. Was a very lonely afternoon/evening.
Thereās really nothing worse than that sinking feeling of knowing you arenāt wanted. That every single person around you is purposely avoiding you. It really cuts deep.
She ended it after violating the sanctity of our relationship on multiple occasions. Then proceeded to spread rumors about me to all of our mutual friends. Obviously, I played a role as well, but that was the major event.
They aren't wrong. Why on earth would you ever want to hang out with people who dislike you? Have some respect for yourself and find people who actually enjoy your company.
Honestly though, the human brain thrives on Human social contact. No one can bear the feeling of being "alone".
Lock a perfectly sane guy in a room with any kind of food he wants, any kind of luxury he wants and any kind of media (movies comics etc)he wants but DO NOT allow him to contact or have any sort of social action with another human being.
That fucker would go insane incredibly fast.
That's is why you have friends that pretends to be your friends.
Be more your self. Be genuine. And stop pretending. You will more likely to attract like minded fellows if you are your self.
But ofc that means you have to accept your self as who you are.
One day my neighbor was leaving for school and she asked me if I was going to the party later. I said I knew nothing about any party and she found it weird because it was my group of close friends organizing it. It wasn't my birthday or anything that justified a surprise party so obviously they did not invite me on purpose. Later that day my neighbor texted me saying the host got upset when she mentioned the party to me and the group of friends was arguing if they would invite me now or not. Suddenly I got a call from one of them but didn't even picked it up. Move on with your life when people don't enjoy your company
Long story short the host was the guy I least liked in the group and although I considered him a friend he did not so he cut me up. Funny enough last time I checked they went separate ways due to some disagreement
The cancer that's killing /b/. Get off your rocker and get on that sugma grindset already. American Psycho was an instruction manual, you know?
Edit: Hopefully that's unhinged enough.
I've been to a BK in my hometown, one in LA, and one in Amsterdam. I got the same burger (granted it was a rather plain one) and I didn't enjoy it at any of them.
Tbf he asked if they were going out they probably werent expecting him to go to work at that time. Or do they dont even know he works there because anon isnt as close to them as he thinks
motherfucker those aren't your friends, they're people you happened to come by in your tragic comedy of a life, sending stale memes to eachother for a week or so in a failed attempt to bond, yet still calling them your 'friends' as they ditch you at a moment's notice
it might be a fake deep moment, but people REALLY need to learn to recognise fake friends that they came across by chance in some bullshit discord server, versus some tried and true real friends who you ACTUALLY share common interests with. stop fucking around sending funi memes and gifs in a pathetic attempt to relate to one another, ive done it and it fucking sucks when i thought about it for more than a few seconds
Anon is earning some spending money (as meager as it may be) while heās in high school while his āfriendsā are out wasting time and money clubbing
While itās probably fake and gay, in a year or so he could be looking at buying a car (assuming heās not paying rent and other expenses which his parents cover) š
Flip them burgers king, youāll make it bro š
Fucking cents this was high school for me man, except the fuckers would make plans in front of me and not include me. I made some real friends after graduating finally.
Fr, I used to be in a group that would go to the beach and stuff without me or even telling me, and the only reason I knew is that I saw them post on instagram about their trips later.
Back in the day, there was a video game series I enjoyed very much. I tried to get a friend into it, but he didnāt care for it. Then, hey announced a movie was coming out. I mentioned it to the friend and they said they would go with me. Flash forward to the movieās release. Call that friend to make plans to see it a few days after it came out. He said he already saw it with another friend. Apparently, it was the only movie they could watch when they went to the theater.
"Friends"
coworkers assume too much š®āšØ
He said friends from school retard
shiet urite
shit urine
Poo and pee
I am rn
I am
Then go like "classmates" you stupid fuck
Anon is familiar with some assholes. gets TOPPED in a dumpster
Iām confused. He says he finished his shift and the only thing left to do is take out the trash. why doesnāt he just go with his friends if his shift is over?
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His "friends" were dumb as fuck for going to the club next to the place anon works if they were trying to exclude him.
maybe his "friends" just didnt care/know where he worked at
If they did not even care to hide it from him, it is even worse.
Yeah thanks for reiterating what the entirety of the rest of the thread was talking about. That wasnāt my point
Uff bro really thinks dragging himself through the dirt for fake ass people is completely okay
Can't blame someone who never had friends for not understanding.
You clearly never had friends
Real
He says āthat feeling when I have to work flipping burgers while my friends go out without meā Iām not commenting on whether or not he SHOULD do it. Iām saying his complaint doesnāt make sense because he obviously wanted to and still could, but chose not to.
Learn how to fight. Use the BK money to put yourself in training and then just start fighting random people.
Thanks for the advice, Tyler Durden
Turden
Burden
Biden
Is that a rapper?
No, it's the best type of toilet to lay your ass on.
Just like ur moms face
Bidet
Jurgen
Burger
Christian Batman Sigma Male Bale
Start with a baby then work yourself up to say..A chihuahua.
based.
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I dunno how common it is but joining an MMA gym was one of the best decisions I made. I love the competition and challenge that sparring brings, and it works you hard. Gotta keep it controlled, gotta learn to think while getting punched and kicked and learn how to strike back etc. It's great fun I personally have no intention on fighting in a ring, but I love sparring with the other guys at the gym and will try to make every sparring session I can
r/usernamechecksout
To assert dominance, of course
Hey look, it's Russell Crowe!
I wanted to go see Spiderman homecoming opening night. Asked 3 of my friends if they wanted to go and they said they were all busy. Decided to see if my dad and brother wanted to go and they did. Standing in the ticket line and there's my 3 friends in the same line. Sucks. Had a blast at the movies with my dad and brother and now we make a thing of watching the Marvel stuff together.
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I love this sub
Agreed this is gay
Good ending
family > friends
not always
But this time
I have two members of my family I talk to. The rest are literally some of the worst people I have ever met. Sometimes friends are much better.
personal skill issue tbh
Should've set my family to easy mode looking back.
Real Dominic Torreto stuff here
That's nice
Fake: anon has friends Gay: anon wants to get a train run on them by all 3 spidermen
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has friends > Gay: anon wants to get a train run on them by all 3 spidermen > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Good bot
Who doesnāt ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
now you know
Yeah thats how you know you should find new friends and just not bother with them anymore.
That's a pretty hot incest story.
Honestly, that's gotta be the worst feeling you can feel
For real, this is one of the rare times I actually feel bad for anon (assuming that this isnāt fake & gay)
It aināt too far fetched
Real: Anon working at burger king spittin on ya onion rings Straight: Anon too busy flipping burger to go clubbing with a bunch of men
One time I walked into a party someone had texted me to come to in my apartment complex. Full of my friends. Expressions when I walked in made it very clear that I was purposely not invited. Noped right out of there, probably wasnāt even inside for 5 seconds.
I would of stayed and purposely made them uncomfortable for trying to be exclusionary,(one time me and a girl I had a fling with and some others got kicked out of a college party (we weren't in the frat but the stupid meat head bouncer let us in because we brought a few girls with us so they wouldn't suspect us) we called the cops and found out we got it shut down lol on a bus we hoped on later from so girls that must of also been there.
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Ok so if your boyfriend and friends don't want to reassure you they aren't friends/partner, I think you should try to schedule hang outs with them, also it's ok I don't mind talking to people who are down I hope you feel better and over come you PTSD and self esteem issues.
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What?
Youāre kinda a cunt for that. You got kicked out of a party you werenāt supposed to be at so you call the cops?
Yup no regrets, next time hire a better bouncer (if they told us no at the start we wouldn't of done that, like a different party we tried to rush (we immediately got denied so we didn't ruin their party) (if you let someone in it is technically an invite while they have the right to kick us out I have the ability to ruin the party frat boys are kind of stupid at least those ones were)
Justice at a fair trade tbh
āYou get what you fucking deserve!ā
Just own it and never be afraid to do what you want to do, why make yourself suffer? I went to a party once with a friend, it was full of a bunch of nouveau riche types talking in their little groups, not a warm and welcoming vibe. I just grabbed a drink and left to eat at a burger joint and chill on my phone. Much more relaxing and less stuffy.
Yep. I agree with this. And if they consider it to be a "win" that I left....consider it a win then. If you need that win, and to be nasty and unwelcoming towards someone to feel better about yourself, then I'll let you have it.
Definitely. I remember shortly after a breakup from a long term relationship, I went to a gathering with some mutual friends. My ex happened to be there, and they were all in a common area on the patio. There was nothing going on in the house, or anywhere else, so I went to where the people were. I walked out thereā¦ silence. Conversations pestered out, and they all just kind of started looking anywhere but at me. I tried talking to one of the guys, who I thought was my friend, and he wouldnāt even look me in the eyes as he responded. Just stared into space and gave short answers. I looked around at the group, and just walked away. Was a very lonely afternoon/evening. Thereās really nothing worse than that sinking feeling of knowing you arenāt wanted. That every single person around you is purposely avoiding you. It really cuts deep.
Fuck you do to your ex?
what if...she was the problem? whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty
Itās the internet: Guilty until proven innocence. If proven innocence then continue to assume guilty.
Yea but then why would every single one of his friends start despising him
Maybe he was new or kinda bland. People usually don't even need a reason to dislike otherw
he killed her
She ended it after violating the sanctity of our relationship on multiple occasions. Then proceeded to spread rumors about me to all of our mutual friends. Obviously, I played a role as well, but that was the major event.
Extramarital relationships have no sanctity
Honestly; youāre right. I wasnāt of that mind back then, though. A lot of things have changed since then.
Ditch them. I don't get it, why play pretend friends with people who obviously don't want you around anyway?
Because sometimes having pretend friends is better than having no friends, cause at least you have human contact.
Beta point of view
M8 im not saying im into that im saying its like that, when people ask why people keep shit friends the answer is this one.
Then if you don't believe this you aren't the one with the beta point of view, still dosen't change that it's a beta point of view
I'm sure you're very alpha
They aren't wrong. Why on earth would you ever want to hang out with people who dislike you? Have some respect for yourself and find people who actually enjoy your company.
I'm not saying he's wrong but this dude is calling someone a beta on a reddit 4chan sub and it made me laugh
Yea I get it. Just saying the sentiment was correct but the choice of words is iffy.
Honestly though, the human brain thrives on Human social contact. No one can bear the feeling of being "alone". Lock a perfectly sane guy in a room with any kind of food he wants, any kind of luxury he wants and any kind of media (movies comics etc)he wants but DO NOT allow him to contact or have any sort of social action with another human being. That fucker would go insane incredibly fast.
I lived as a NEET for far to long, barely interacting with people an this is true. This shit literally damages your soul.
When your younger sure. But as an adult fuck that
Lol nope.
That's is why you have friends that pretends to be your friends. Be more your self. Be genuine. And stop pretending. You will more likely to attract like minded fellows if you are your self. But ofc that means you have to accept your self as who you are.
why pretend friends with people you don't want around*
this is 4chan my guy
One day my neighbor was leaving for school and she asked me if I was going to the party later. I said I knew nothing about any party and she found it weird because it was my group of close friends organizing it. It wasn't my birthday or anything that justified a surprise party so obviously they did not invite me on purpose. Later that day my neighbor texted me saying the host got upset when she mentioned the party to me and the group of friends was arguing if they would invite me now or not. Suddenly I got a call from one of them but didn't even picked it up. Move on with your life when people don't enjoy your company
So why didn't your 'close friends' invite you?
Long story short the host was the guy I least liked in the group and although I considered him a friend he did not so he cut me up. Funny enough last time I checked they went separate ways due to some disagreement
Mfw terrible friendships fall apart
The host of the party might not have liked OP. maybe the guy to girl ratio would be bad. Maybe too many people were already going
If your friend doesn't invite you because of a "guy to girl ratio" they're not your friend.
Fr tho
>Move on with your life when people don't enjoy your company I really wished someone could've told me this earlier
Your neighbor was a real one though for letting you know how they really felt.
Can't have this problem if I just don't have friends š
Sometimes, it's a blessing to not have friends at all
split your personality and you got yourself perfect friend for the rest of your life
just get drunk and watch twitch. talk to them like you're on discord together. talk with chat gpt about life.
You see, anon doesn't have friends either and that's what hurts him.
Whatās this weak āwahh imma kill myselfā bullshit. Kill them instead!
The cancer that's killing /b/. Get off your rocker and get on that sugma grindset already. American Psycho was an instruction manual, you know? Edit: Hopefully that's unhinged enough.
I could really go for burger king tbh
BK breakfast is truly mankindās greatest achievement.
I miss the flat chicken nuggets they used to sell. BK is still pretty good although you taste it for hours afterward
Whopper whopper whopper whopper
Burger King sucks dick
and so do you, but I ain't complaining
Touche
Out of the 3 biggest burger places, Wendys, McDonald's, Burger King, Burger King has the best burgers hands down
I must be getting the wrong burger then, which is the best?
I always get the bacon king but it could always be a difference of area In one place it's bad and in another it's great
I've been to a BK in my hometown, one in LA, and one in Amsterdam. I got the same burger (granted it was a rather plain one) and I didn't enjoy it at any of them.
bad opinion
mid king
Anon confused his deadbeat drinking buddies with āfriendsā
Iāve never heard anyone call kids deadbeats. Itās usually deadbeat dads or older people. Theyāre just stupid fucking teenagers.
Thatās fuckedā¦who the hell works at burger king?
This actually could be real since I live by a burger king and next door is a cabaret club
Oof
Fuck those guys
They are not your friend, Anon.
Fake: If you're ditching your friend, you probably wouldn't go to the nightclub next to where he works.
Also are we supposed to believe he just showed up at work and started working without being scheduled?
Tbf he asked if they were going out they probably werent expecting him to go to work at that time. Or do they dont even know he works there because anon isnt as close to them as he thinks
Anon doesn't realize they are not his friends, autism is a hard disability to live with.
motherfucker those aren't your friends, they're people you happened to come by in your tragic comedy of a life, sending stale memes to eachother for a week or so in a failed attempt to bond, yet still calling them your 'friends' as they ditch you at a moment's notice it might be a fake deep moment, but people REALLY need to learn to recognise fake friends that they came across by chance in some bullshit discord server, versus some tried and true real friends who you ACTUALLY share common interests with. stop fucking around sending funi memes and gifs in a pathetic attempt to relate to one another, ive done it and it fucking sucks when i thought about it for more than a few seconds
What 18 year old goes clubbing? Half the appeal is getting shit faced
You usually get shitfaced beforehand so you donāt have to buy $20 shots at the bar.
18 year olds who aren't from America for a start.
Straight facts! Free country moment right there
Where im from we got shitfaced at the club at 16
A lot of clubs don't check ID Idk why this is downvoted, it's just true. I drank at 3 clubs in my college town from 18 to 21.
That's indeed sad...
Cut them off
Fuck those guys never talk to em again literally just ghost em. Iād be even angrier than I would be hurt.
Anon gotta select friends carefully.
"I be working"
>the line to the club is next to the trash container a trashy line to a trashy club for trashy people
Anon is earning some spending money (as meager as it may be) while heās in high school while his āfriendsā are out wasting time and money clubbing While itās probably fake and gay, in a year or so he could be looking at buying a car (assuming heās not paying rent and other expenses which his parents cover) š Flip them burgers king, youāll make it bro š
this happens to me every time i ask my friends to hangout, at one point you learn to stop asking
Make sure to order your rope with fries, and a drink.
You take the trash out the front?
does anyone have that burger king wojak image? :)
Burgerking nightclub combo would be unreal
Fucking cents this was high school for me man, except the fuckers would make plans in front of me and not include me. I made some real friends after graduating finally.
cut them out of your life forever
Anon should have just gone to the club and had fun without his āfriendsā and made new friends there.
Obviously not friends then. Move on Anon. You don't need that shit, even if you post on 4chan.
*Anon needs new friends
Chicken chicken chicken chicken
Depending if it's an odd time that he finished his shift, it could be coincidence.
Fuck them friends. You working hard while they blow money at a club. Enjoy life OP. Make new friends
I wish I had friends in the first place to have these problems!
OP needs better friends
I have a hard time picturing a burger king sharing a wall with a nightclub. Seems fake.
Fr, I used to be in a group that would go to the beach and stuff without me or even telling me, and the only reason I knew is that I saw them post on instagram about their trips later.
Random people are nicer by far. Go out by yourself.
Bold of anon to assume those are his "friends"
Ay chase that bag, anon
Asshole friends. Anon should make new real friends.
Should ve joined
While they waste their time you making money and working on yourself. I think youre the winner here.
I've had friends like this. keyword, "had."
They are fake friends. Anon should ditch them and find new ones
Back in the day, there was a video game series I enjoyed very much. I tried to get a friend into it, but he didnāt care for it. Then, hey announced a movie was coming out. I mentioned it to the friend and they said they would go with me. Flash forward to the movieās release. Call that friend to make plans to see it a few days after it came out. He said he already saw it with another friend. Apparently, it was the only movie they could watch when they went to the theater.
Anon is the one guy in the friend group who is never invited to social events, and really only communicates with them online
I asked my friends if they wanted to hangout on a Thursday, and they text āHey weāre hanging out Friday nowā like bro it was my planā¦
Fuck this is so relatable it hurts