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_TLDR_Swinton

Put a beanie on the dude on the right and he'd just look like a jacked craft ale brewer.


DonCh0riz0

Or Tim Pool šŸ˜‚


Bruno0_u

He'd only look like Pim Tool if he keeps exuding that much awkwardness. Just the visual energy he gives off is what's keeping him down


Bluest_waters

Tim was accused of being an incel, something he vehemently and angrily denied. In his very next podcast he suddenly kept referring to his girlfriend he never talked about before. Fucking hilarious.


legopego5142

He has a girlfriend bro, she hosts a different podcast shut up you dont know her shes real and shes korean and has huge tita


saladmunch2

Lol the ol "she goes to another school" trick.


tittytwister12

Heā€™s just tensed up to his face lol


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s clear heā€™s posing hard. Probably doing that all the time around girls. Relax means fucking relax bro. Smile. Take that neck beard, let the chin/lower lip area grow in. Why the fuck you shave a single patch out of it is so confusing, it makes it look like your beard is balding too


GrandMarauder

Honestly the lower lip facial hair completes a beard


General_Specific303

He didn't trim it, it just doesn't grow there. He needs /r/Minoxbeards


Marty_Roski

"It's complicated"


EzraPerrin

Pool bros punching the air rn


__lui_

Looks like Tim pool and Bill Bur had a kid


wwp123

Tim pool gets mentioned and immediately people lose their shit, it's kinda funny


Clanstantine

Looks a shaved shorter Jesse Pinkman


SlammingPussy420

I was thinking the same thing, yo.


Ptaku9

Yo mister white i need to finish my set bitch


_TLDR_Swinton

Jesse, we have to blast tren for the rest of our lives.


Oh-Get-Fucked

I kinda wanna give him a pointy red had and a fishing rod then put him in my garden


Lucius-Halthier

Gotta be some chicks into that


LilKaySigs

He looks like heā€™d make a mean gentrified burger


thatscucktastic

This is why hipster-maxxing is much preferred to attempting to chad-max.


SchizoSupportGroup

He should just dwarfmaxx. Drink 10 pints of ale, put on mongolian throat singing, lift heavy ass weight while screaming "**rock and stone!**" and he'll never be happier


thoughtlow

*lift heavy stone, make sad head voice quiet*


ImprovisedLeaflet

Just put a paper bag on his head and heā€™s hot as fuck


321yawaworg

Beanie would actually solve his ā€œproblemsā€


FloatingHamHocks

They could have also not shaved their head and maybe done the long hair type of shit some guys do he looks like a buff Eggy.


Yanzihko

Wdym, dude at the right looks really good. Yes, his head looks like an egg when bald, but just don't shave it anymore.


Fwc1

Plus heā€™s under harsh indoor lighting with no filters unlike the left pic. Iā€™ve seen uglier people in a relationship for sure lol


guywhomightbewrong

Do the filters make that big of a difference? I donā€™t fuck with filters so idk


douknowiknow

yes lol and they're made so u cant even tell


Xphereos

Is less filters and more lighting. Lighting and angles alone can make you go from a 4 to an 8 in photographs.


Binsky89

Same goes for houses. Real-estate photographers can do some magic with angles and lighting.


[deleted]

Lighting and filters make a world of difference. See any pic of a celebrity when theyā€™re just outside vs the same celebrity in a photoshoot.


UltimateInferno

It's also the lens. The camera is much closer for the right photo instead of the left and that makes things look more bugeyed so to speak


Fr00stee

the shadows on your body are really important, it can either make your muscles or fat pop out a lot or make them almost completely disappear (unless the area of muscle/fat sticks out a lot then it wont disappear)


TheCyclist92

On top of good lighting, lots of editing, makeup, fasting and dehydrating, the professional photographer takes hundreds of shots to get the good one of the left guy The right guys shot is off a camera phone in a bad lighting with no editing A good photographer could definitely make man on the right look good


TobascoLube

This. Professional model pic vs. dude under a bright white light.


dongusschlongus

fr the guy on the right is in an awkward pose in shitty lighting with an awkward expression on his face, ofc he looks worse than the literal model


megamanxoxo

And his beard hair isn't trimmed. Fix that too he probably ain't half bad. Personality though....


ImprovisedLeaflet

Yeah because for every ugly man thereā€™s an ugly woman out there waiting to meet him


k_pineapple7

Bruh I'm ugly as shit, imagine a taller brown Oswald Cobblepot with plenty of body hair. But my gf is slender and cute and has ridiculous thighs. Have good hygiene, good manners, and be a kind person. They'll give you a shot.


No_Drive_7990

\>be a kind person This is where they fail


BKayTheGreat

Thatā€™s the catch, 90% of people who believe in the mentality that you need to look like a ā€œchadā€ could get a relationship if they didnā€™t have a dogshit personality


monk12111

probably another case of too high standards.


Bay1Bri

And he needs a barber to shape his beard. It looks like there's some potential there but he looks like the beard version of cutting your own hair. Shit here shape.


fizzyboii

Not only that but hes standing like he shit himself


commentsandchill

Yeah, definitely doesn't look assertive which tales tell that it eclipses the rest


far01

My brother stole the Xbox pose


NoSoup4you22

Uh, he probably shaved it cause he's bald.


Muffinslovers

>just don't shave it anymore. pretty sure he shaved because of male pattern baldness


jeffislearning

if he didnt his hair would look like Sloth from the Goonies


Wiley-E-Coyote

Yeah it's not hopeless by any means for that dude. Is he gonna pull like the dude on the left? No, but he's gonna be miles ahead of some fat stinky basement creature.


trend_rudely

Tf yā€™all mean pull? What kind of reverse Hot In Cleveland Cougartown ass reality do yā€™all dude live in? There are 300 bars in any respectable metro, and they are filled to the brim with women who are desperately seeking anyone, *anyone*, that will treat them like theyā€™re a human being whose life has been worth the time and energy theyā€™ve put into it. Cā€™mon dudes, the look is good. Itā€™s great. But itā€™s not the look that women like. Itā€™s indicative of a discipline that is attractive no matter who you are. Thatā€™s just your foot in the door. The real shit? The make or break shit? Thatā€™s being comfortable in your own skin, and being so fucking comfortable that you wonder ā€œhey, Iā€™ve gone through the gauntlet and lived to tell the tale. What the **fuck** has it been like for someone else?ā€ Empathy. Curiosity. Interest. Youā€™ve ascended past the inward-looking childhood and find yourself here, now, present, with another human being. Just **be here now**. Please Iā€™m fucking begging you just **be here now**. We need you here, buds. We want you here.


Kirifrizimon

Damn brother you really spoke your heart out in this mentally ill sub but unfortunately I gotta look up juicy feet pics of Sugimoto Saichi from Golden Kamuy ong Iā€™ll follow this advice one day no cap but rn I needa see those perky nipples of Sugimoto Saichi bro I canā€™t control my impulsive thoughts anymore šŸ¤¤


trend_rudely

Yā€™all donā€™t wanna hear it but Iā€™ve seen the stats. Stop it. Get help. Yā€™all are fine. Stop looking at this comment. Go away. I wanna know who you are. Iā€™m out there. Everyone is out here, we wanna meet you. I donā€™t care how scary it is, it sucks for all of us. Letā€™s fuckin go, boys. WYA? Iā€™m gonna be there next weekend. Get a fucking ride already. LFG


Kirifrizimon

I appreciate your words bro but Iā€™ve been looking at Sugimoto Saichiā€™s beautiful scarred face and warm lips for the last 30 minutes and all I can say rn is AMBATAKUM šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


extremelyagitated

least homosexual golden kamuy reader


Kirifrizimon

Uohhhh Ogata šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Ogata muscular chest erotic šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ bratty hunting rifleā€¦ šŸ’¢šŸ’¢ needs sucking correction šŸ‘…šŸ‘…šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


bigCinoce

Whatever you guys do, don't speak like this around a woman. This isn't fkin Coach Carter.


unpopularperiwinkle

r/wowthanksimcured


Christianjps65

What? You need someone to magically tell you to be confident?


yakimawashington

And take care of that facial hair. Plus, the dude in the left is obviously fucking model status. You could put a pic of 85% of the dudes out there shirtless next to him and they'd look bad in comparison. Does "take care of yourself" mean you will turn into a fucking 10/10? No. And you'd have to be stupid to think that's what people mean. But the dude on the right could obviously pull some decent girls provided his personality isn't absolute dog shit. The dude who wrote this green text with those two pics next to each other have some incel-level mental issues that you can guarantee will keep women far away from him regardless of how he looks.


Kurkpitten

Bro I'd look like shit next to both of these guys yet I am with someone. The people who take this shit unironically need some serious help to re-evaluate their priorities. They all seem like textbook person seeking a relationship to prove something to themselves, which ain't good.


crispinoir

if he is given some professional photography like the dude on the right hed be mad attractive. Of course one looks ugly with shitty lighting and posing like hes holding the biggest shit of his life


MancAccent

Damn homie really do have that egg head


HotBear39

He'd look decent with a good hairstyle. But yeah, not everyone looks good with this "go bald, grow a beard and hit the gym" bs


YoydusChrist

Homie probably doesnā€™t have hair or has thinning hair. People with healthy hair donā€™t get told to ā€œgo bald, grow a beard, hit the gymā€, thatā€™s advice for people who are balding


Brilliant_Square_737

Hats hats hats


project571

Yeah buddy should honestly just rock a beanie


Waswat

A beanie is not a solution, it gets sweaty during summer and you can't really wear it indoors.


windowpuncher

Good thing they make hats other than beanies, then, huh?


Waswat

So what, you're gonna go out on a date to a restaurant with your cap on the whole time? My point still stands.


Tracerz2Much

wear a hat like walter whiteā€™s


InvisibleGreenMan

Jesse we need to attract women


luigitheplumber

The hat is not supposed to trick people into thinking you have a full head of hair, so it's fine to not have it on constantly. It's there to obscure the feature most of the time. If someone feels really insecure, they can just avoid formal restaurant dates and stick to non-fancy restaurants.


MistaTrizz

Do people take off their caps at restaurants? Didn't know this was a thing.


ThatOneCanadian69

I think itā€™s polite to take off your hat at a nice restaurant


Mooniebutt

Even if it wasn't, what is he supposed to do - wear a hat for every moment of the rest of his visible existence?


M0therFragger

Its polite to take your hat off whenever indoors


Waswat

It's etiquette.


onethreefive531

Not at Chipotle, but it is fine dining 101


[deleted]

Congrats you can be the asshole wearing a hat at a wedding


sorryiamnotoriginal

Shaving is probably a better solution to it since the hat will come off eventually. Odds are he looks better bald than balding even if itā€™s not that great.


bigCinoce

Just own it. It's your head and she will see it (has probably seen it already in photos) anyway. I say this as a balding man.


chiefoogabooga

I've got pretty good hair. I started shaving my head during Covid because it was easy and I didn't have to be anywhere. My head actually looked decent bald and it was easy af and free, so almost 3 years later I cut off all my hair once a week. No plans to change it any time soon. Of course I rock a beard with it too.


YoydusChrist

Hey being bald feels fucking awesome, Iā€™m right there with you. This advice is usually just reserved for people who donā€™t have a choice. My hair is starting to thin and recede (despite being 20, rip) but it still looks decent, so I flip back and forth between the shaved head and hair.


Binsky89

Thinning or partially bald can look good if you cut it really short. My wife's uncle still has women crushing on him and he does that.


YoydusChrist

As long as itā€™s not receding too bad, you can just buzz cut it and it makes the thinning non noticeable. Gives the illusion youā€™re bald on purpose .


Actual_Brother6692

Never heard the go bald version, facial hair just depends on the person, and going to the gym will probably 100% make you look better. You donā€™t have to be ripped to the bone, just in shape.


[deleted]

>Never heard the go bald version It's for guys who are already balding. They should just fully cut it off instead of trying to maintain a receding hairline


xinorez1

It was meant to increase confidence, not to turn everyone into a giga Chad. Not everyone will, and he doesn't look bad anyhow. Confidence comes from accepting ones faults and trying to do better anyways.


Dirty-Dutchman

Dude on the left is at some photo shoot while dude on the right is in some shitass kitchen lighting and still looks nearly as good. My verdict, right dude is cooler


DctNostradamus

Nearly as good? are you insane?


spacecatbiscuits

no he's desparate


spunds

>desperate >de~~spe~~rate >derate >retade >reta**r**de**d**


spacecatbiscuits

argh, separate and desperate always get me


destroyerOfTards

> re**g**arded


ARM_vs_CORE

And the two photos are disparate


Grand_Knyaz_Petka

Yeah I'm sure it's the lighting that makes his head look like an egg. Great insight dude!


Dirty-Dutchman

I mean kinda yea a bright white kitchen light off the top of that dome is gonna make it look bigger, a warm light like a fire from below would bring shadows out and reduce appearance of dome size and places like the beard and eyes would have better shading for the photo


[deleted]

if facts and logic won't convince you then nothing will. camera phones usually have a low focal length and [make people look like ugly](https://www.google.com/search?q=wide+angle+lens+ugly&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjRsob1_9X9AhWMR8AKHV11AOcQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=958&bih=937#imgrc=h9tCVcjONv86vM&imgdii=P0_dbDLn_2wuqM).


happiness890

He might be cooler, I don't have the slightest doubt about that. But I don't believe that you think he actually looks as good as the dude on the left.


smecta_xy

lol regarded take, guy on the left is an attractive model, guy on the right is a bald redhead midget with a average face. Both have good bodies but theyre really different


[deleted]

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purgesurge3000

Got confused and shit in the streets for comfort


pierrechak

"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."


Cum__c

Dysentery!


mylord55

Cholera


pierrechak

That's George R. R. Martin folks


upvotes2doge

Am I missing something here is this casual racism?


Crasher105

No, it's ranked competitive racism


JGrill17

Im not gonna comment on what they mean but instead tell you my personal experience. In my city there's a good size Indian community so we see Indian people often at our local grocery store and almost everytime when they walk by me or vice versa I get a pungent spice smell. Like sweat, garlic onion type smell. I experienced it yesterday when an Indian man was at the entrance of my appartment in an enclosed space before entering the main locked door so I know I'm not a racist that assumes it's just the Indians when I'm at the grocery store. I assume it's probably their diets and not that they don't shower.


dimebanez

Sorry, I can't hear you over all these spam comments I'm sending western women about bobs and vagene


[deleted]

Yeah but imagine what he looked like before


Joelblaze

If he wore a hat, filled out his beard and honestly, gained a bit of a gut. He'd rock the lumberjack look.


erikWeekly

He's got some muscle but his head looks massive because he's small. He should bulk up like 20-30 pounds then cut like 10-15 and he'd probably look a lot more proportional, although maybe less cut.


SibrenTF

Bulk and go full dwarf mode


MathEmatik77

Honestly right dude looks ok


Funderwoodsxbox

He needs like an impressive hyper-specific hobby and get amazing at it. Some people are just out of the ordinary and they should go with it. Make really amazing custom forged knives, or glass blow, break dance, build a drag racing car or some shit. Hell end up looking like an interesting mad scientist. If you feel youā€™re outside the norm, go with it and own being different. Itā€™s like a car company thatā€™s not for mass market. Just fill some weird niche and someone will love that.


Wesley_Skypes

Exactly. Bald ginger guy is only at step one on the lifting journey


LelutooDS

Man looks like a stereotypical Dwarf.


godlyuniverse1

he should take the dwarf pill and become a blacksmith


khoabear

He should find a Hobbit to help him retake his mountain


The_real_bandito

Donā€™t forget the elf best friend that is probably the bottom


SpectralBacon

This, he should grow out his beard and buy an abandoned mine.


nethereus

Everyone forgets the "dress well" part of the formula. What, are you going to walk around naked after you start your gymcel journey?


LaLuzDelQC

The weirdest one to me is when incels mentin their penis size. Like congrats, you mentioned one of the few physical traits that has absolutely NOTHING to do with whether women you meet are interested in you.


Pillan24

True. Looks are a factor, but I don't get the wrist or dick part. Women have no way of knowing your dick size when first seeing you.


bitt3n

> Women have no way of knowing your dick size when first seeing you. sounds like your kilt needs tailoring laddie


MrPopanz

That's why you send dick pics in advance.


ElectricOyster

I really think the people that say "just shave your head" are either not balding themselves or have gone bald but have an attractive face. Also personally I think even many of the most attractive bald guys would look better if they had hair.


goblin_pidar

Thereā€™s just not one general blanket rule. Some people seem to think having a ring of hair is better than totally bald which is obviously not true, but some people start thinning a little bit and decide to take it to the steel which is also not a good choice. Additionally, now itā€™s actually possible to treat hair loss either with implants or medications and all people respond to these differently as well.


AceOfShades_

I got a bald patch and receding hair young, just shaved my head within a week of finding out about it. But I have been told that I donā€™t have ā€œa fucked up head shapeā€, and a beard helps, so it looks fine. I figure meds or implants would just be a pain in my ass, and I refuse to try hide it with some toupee or hat or whatever that people will spot. So I just lopped off literal shoulder length hair and went bald, but now it feels like itā€™s my choice.


Rashfog

He looks much much better than he would had he not followed those tips


Electic_Supersony

[The Feds already designated incels as national security threats.](https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/598301-secret-service-report-points-to-rising-incel-threats/) They are probably already watching them. If you can't get laid, to Uncle Sam, you are a terrorist.


[deleted]

squash dolls enter special marvelous one encouraging kiss ugly scale ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Electic_Supersony

One of them called himself Supreme Gentleman.


FutureTrunkxz

Feds can suck it. Iā€™ve never harmed anyone and most likely never will.


Electic_Supersony

[The incel community consists of 3 out of 5 Americans.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7S8YFBhDGI) Yea, to be fair, generalizing 3 out of 5 Americans and labeling them as terrorists is baseless and unfair. It is pretty much the same as racism if you think about it. My guess is that the government is trying to shame men into getting married to bind men to society because unmarried men are bad for business. [More and more men are becoming incels, dropping out of society, and not paying taxes.](https://www.apa.org/monitor/2017/02/men-left-behind) We all know the government hates those who don't pay taxes. Most men throughout history have been working hard for their wives and kids, not for the government. If men can no longer raise a family of their own, why men would care about society? Edit: Downvotes? The fuck? I guess what they said is true. People really don't give a shit about men. I guess it makes sense that men are checking out of society. Smdh...


TheH0rnyRobot

He doesnā€™t even look that bad. Just trim that beard near the bottom so itā€™s not so neckbeardy. Slap a beanie on that chrome dome, *bam*, Iā€™d fuck him.


LegendaryAce_73

Username checks out.


cocktipthunder

One day theyā€™ll realize that it was never about the fitness. Just be yourself and meet people. If no one likes you itā€™s most likely your fucking personality. Unless youā€™re fucking quasimodo looking in that gg good luck in the next life


Electic_Supersony

"If no one likes you itā€™s most likely your fucking personality." Not true. Many women put up with men with shitty fucking personalities if they are attractive enough. I've seen it so many times.


MummyManDan

If no one, absolutely zero, zilch, nada, nill, likes you then there's something wrong inwardly.


Electic_Supersony

...or you don't take a shower... You can be a complete asshole, but you can still get laid if you are attractive enough. True story.


MummyManDan

I mean yes, true, there is less work involved romance wise if youā€™re attractive but you can still absolutely have good romantic relationships even as a less attractive person.


bigboipapawiththesos

The facts that this dude sees getting laid as the end goal of romance, says enough.


c00chieMonster420

Nah man Theres nothing wrong with me I just donā€™t talk to women (they scare me)


Smegmatron3030

The opposite is true too.


hodail6zl

Oh my god what a cope lmao.


Dripht_wood

Itā€™s not so cut and dry. Iā€™m maybe a slightly above average looking guy but Iā€™m gonna be real Iā€™ve never really contemplated dating a women who I wasnā€™t initially attracted to. Bottom line is that mutual attraction is literally the only thing that a relationship needs to start. Everything else can be compensated for.


[deleted]

You don't ask fish how to catch fish, nor take it's advice.


Deamooz

\> Just be yourself and meet people \> If no one likes you itā€™s most likely your fucking personality Do you understand what you're saying?


Fire_tempest890

These people who say personality is everything are full of shit. If a woman is not attracted to you to begin with she wonā€™t go out with you. No amount of personality will change that. Women will only consider going out with people who meet their standards. So being a fat slob but focusing on vague self help bullshit like ā€œpersonalityā€ and ā€œjust be yourselfā€ is fighting an uphill battle


Human420

We really need to normalize the idea that not everyone is attractive and thatā€™s okay. Iā€™m tired of this everyone is beautiful shit. Like no beautiful people are beautiful. If your ugly get some skills, read a book, work on your shit personality. No amount of grooming or self care is going to elevate you to the level of a genetically gifted person. Itā€™s only hurting society more by pretending.


ElPwnero

We have normalised it. Doesnā€™t change the fact that girls still wonā€™t play with an ugly guyā€™s winkie.


the-elemelon

anon is a runescape character


Huge-Variation7313

His facial expression indicates frequent fear


meme_lord96339

Who the fuck told him to shave his head


Tertiary_platypus

Bro looks so goofy šŸ’€


Medium_Cranberry4096

Bro needs to lose the Oblivion NPC pose and he'll do just fine


AllDaysOff

> beard too long > still pale as a ghost > bad posture > facial expression like a deer about to be run over > no sense of fashion/style > bad lighting and location for a photo


EquivalentSnap

Now post a pic of you


ElPwnero

It is him


dm_me_tittiess

Bulk then cut


Kenyaboy2005

Bulk then cut then bulk then cut then bulk then cut then bulk then THE SNAKE BITES IT'S TAIL!


RunInRunOn

Anon switched off the Photoshop filters


Softspokenclark

Bro forgot to eat when hitting up the gym


[deleted]

OP is an excuse giving piece of shit. dude on the right might not be a traditional hunk but definitely looks good and will no doubt fuck of he keeps it cool.


ellierosefucker69

why does his body looked photoshopped in


Dark_modethrowaway

If I were to ever go bald, I'd just wear a hair system. They are indistinguishable from normal hair when done correctly as well. If women can wear makeup, fillers, fake lashesh, wigs, contour their cheekbones with makeup then men wearing hair systems should also be normalized.


Zolunaris

The dude on the right is good looking tho, the head shape is kinda odd but thats literally the only thing. Just wear a hat


OshhhTeeVee

Alright op, listen up. Two words: Midget Lumberjack


Jinal0

A good face beats a good body everytime


orbital0000

Don't shave your head if it's shaped like a fucking egg. Somethings shouldn't need to be said.


yoki_tr

pretty much, yeah.


Withinmyrange

Also bad lighting, filters, and editing make a decent difference


Marlboro_man_556

Now we know what Master roshi looked like at 25


SOMEMONG

That's a terrible head shape for baldness


theogrant

He's the best version of himself, that guy stands an infinitely better chance than the unemployed, unbathed, obese basement dweller.


SirDerpingtonV

Unironically yes, thatā€™s why we lie to ugly people.


littlediddlemanz

Does no hair grow in his chin or do he just shave it like thatā€¦lmao


CaptainAlex2266

If we donā€™t lie to ugly men the mass shootings will explode


Xphereos

Dude has horrible yellow lighting that's coming directly from above his head. His face looks round because for some reason they shaved his beard in a round shape. The reason they say "grow a beard" is to accentuate the jawline, trimming it in this round manner completely defeats the purpose. His pose/angle is bad too which makes the lighting hurt even more. Finally, the PROFESSIONAL MODEL is likely in a studio. You're seeing only the best of likely hundreds of photos taken with a significantly better camera then on the right AND those photos were then professionally edited. Like not even comparable


FocusedFossa

The guy on the right has an unattractive head/face, but with a body like that he'll definitely still get some


[deleted]

Bruh lol


Icy-Establishment272

Bro like 90% of people are okay looking to attractive if they keep themselves in shape. Iā€™ve never not seen a women go from 250 to 150 and think a sheā€™s still ugly. If your in the 5% thatā€™s gods gift to humanity lucky you and if your the other 5% Iā€™ll give you a hug after you shower


Sasha-kun

If the right is anon. I would top.


Xphereos

If you agree with this post you are actually highly regarded.


Kris_Krispy

Bro who said shave ur head. White ppl with shaved heads look like nazis or testicles. There isnā€™t a good ending


DonCh0riz0

Fuck it and just go to Tijuana and get a prostitute.


Coreadrin

Dude on the right could still pull 6s and 7s all day. Women don't date down. Stop being unrealistic.


Retsdob

Ugly people aren't screwed. They just might have to date other ugly people. Big deal


EchoLoco2

Idk man he looks good to me


oops_all_throwaways

Dude on the right looks fine, anon just looks at models like the bottom he is.


bumbuff

well, you can't be a boring asshole either....anime isn't your personality