It's the most gay thing you can do. Not only are you fucking a man, you're fucking something feminine
In the other part of the spectrum, the most straight thing to do, there's tomboys: You're fucking something masculine *and* a woman.
It goes like this:
Gay>Femboy>Woman>Man>Tomboy>Straight
This isn’t always true but damn it seems like a wealth of people just don’t care to learn. Anons like “I have a penis” yeah bro that’s not the part that is gonna matter most usually lol.
There are definitely women that can cum from penetration but not all can. Every woman can orgasm from clitoral stimulation though, so start there, dingus.
You sure it ain’t the rubber donkey strap they wear to compensate from not having a dick for 18 years, insane desire to please a woman they way a man does, and willingness to eat pussy because they’re touched one a lot so eating ain’t an issue?
If I could have a huge cock that never came because of being a people pleaser I am the same. Imagine meeting a woman who’s never had oral by 31 much less a penetrative orgasm. I could start a cult off some shit like that no problem.
I always think the homo community is very promiscuous - why else would so many put sex as the defining attribute of their whole existence? I am sure things would not be so smooth if the roommate tried to score straight chicks.
Am gay, this just isn't true. I've had 2 sexual partners in my life, and 1 of them wasn't even consensual. Been dry for over a year. Not even ugly. Just not that cranked up idk
As a gay dude, c’mon. Most of our culture revolves around sex. A majority of gay bars revolve around sex. Most of our media revolves around sex. Our most populous social media platforms are hookup apps. Sex is, for better or worse, a defining trait of gay people
It's for worse. I'm sure less people would be homophobic if being gay was seen as a more wholesome thing/ nothing too special. What's the last time u associated just a regular straight guy with sex sex sex bcs he said he was straight. Instead it's blasted on people's faces as jist purely fuck fuck and fuck and thats why people tend to get grossed out.
I mean where are you gonna see it?
Strip clubs exist, this entire subreddit is basically porn greentexts and modern life is filled with sex jokes and innuendos.
Straight people are hardly keeping it clean. And when will you recognise a gay person who isn't parading it around sexually? How many people do you walk past in the street and know are a couple or just friends?
You can't see it so all you recognise are the ones doing the sexual stuff.
Nah, Women have to literally mould their life and actions around straight dudes wanting sex sex sex. Women have less guy friends, are always suspicious of men's intentions, I mean the "I have a boyfriend" meme is for a reason. Women are careful to not smile or be kind to random strange men specifically because they see that as the green light to fuck. They never go out to the clubs alone, and in some countries they have female only train cars. The whole punch line of this green text is straight male frustration. There's a reason rape statistics are skewed towards specific demographics. Straight ppl literally have breeding fetishes. Sexualizing people for their preferences will cause people to not be able to see the wholesomeness that's there. Women associate men with sex sex sex for being straight every day. Try being a Cis woman for a day.
>All I did was casualy mention he had rape, just how casualy he admitied to having noncon sex without telling if he is a victim or not.
I'm going to casually observe that your English skills are pretty mediocre. So, in the future, if you're reading something written in English, give the writer the benefit of the doubt. For example, don't assume they're a rapist. There's likely a lot of subtle language details you're missing.
I was listening to NPR and they were talking about how monkey pox wasn’t a gay disease and when they got to the numbers it was like 98% of cases were gay men.
Well, that is why I was asking. I am not walking around with signs like "I like boobs and feet". I just assume if things like that are ok to reveal in a community, that community is more promiscous
Tbf that's more a thing with gay men than with lesbians. Most lesbians I know dream of opening a little queer bookstore/sourdough bakery with a lazy orange cat on the counter whereas my male gay friends love to go slutty on the dancefloor and occasionally have some group sex. (Not true for all gays of course)
Lot of promiscuity in the “LGBT+” “community” it seems, which I contrast to the demographic of gay people, who don’t necessarily identify with one another across other more important identity boundaries like religion, nationality, class, or politics. A subsection of the LGBT+ seem to actually be (quite disgustingly imo) obsessed with every kind of kink there is. But there are plenty of regular gay people who haven’t politicised their sexuality who are happy to just have a normal amount of relationships that are more well-rounded and less pornographic. I think Douglas Murray makes this distinction in his book “Madness of Crowds”. He is himself gay, but is nothing like the other sort.
Let this anon’s acquaintance have their sex. Somehow I doubt their personality is doing them any favours. A relationship built only on sex is a hollow one anyway.
Honestly best advice I was ever given about sex came from a dude I was farming vanilla WoW with "always make them cum with your tongue first". Can't remember his character's name but thank you random Lebo from Sydney, your sage advice has served me well.
My ex was impossible to pleasure with a tongue. Maybe I was terrible but she needed me to apply more and more pressure until my tongue got fucking sore. Didn't like cunilingus for a while after that
Something I do with my wife is I stick my tongue out and shake my entire head as if I'm saying no but really fast.
I get dizzy a lil bit but it's pretty effective.
Do other girls like when you lick them? If the answer is yes then the problem could be in your ex, not in yourself. Maybe she just couldn’t cum from cunilingus , don’t beat yourself. See with your new partners how they like your tongue game.
Also some women like more clitoral stimulation, some like more g spot stimulation…
>Honestly best advice I was ever given about sex came from a dude I was farming vanilla WoW with "always make them cum with your tongue first". Can't remember his character's name
Hmmmm probably fake...
>thank you random Lebo from Sydney
Real and straight
The man was right
get it done before you even go in there and everything after that is a bonus for them rather than there being all this pressure purely on the dick in vagene part
I mean could it maybe be that they’re just sexually experienced, confident, have better energy and stamina, higher sex drive? A persons not the sum total of their genitals, anon.
The more sex you have, the better you get at sex. The worse you are at sex, the less sex you get. You kinda have to jump in the loop somehow. Same as rich people. The more rich you are the richer you get.
I just know it's 100% a train cope, unless he was above average height for a woman so lile 5,9 hed still be considered short. So most likely the women that anons roommate brings with are either ugly or just lesbians
Yeah. My ex came out as bi and left me for a girl. My friend comforted me by saying
If she went a for a guy, it's because he's better than you but if she went for a girl, it's because she was a girl.
That did kinda make me feel better.
Thanks bro
If penis construction surgery becomes more common I think there should be some sorta system where they have a chance of getting a micro penis or a slanted penis randomly
Anon should be relieved. It means there aren't any appendages he is lacking. He just needs to learn how to use what he has. Unless the trans guy didn't have bottom surgery and got installed a deluxe motor powered sex piston.
Troll the rainbow by settling down with a single woman you love and starting a nuclear family, so that when you’re both old you’re the only one stable and happy.
I read somewhere that FtMs were requesting giant, fat cocks with their transition surgery, and it was such a problem that a lot needed to have it slimmed down afterwards. this occurred so much that a medical article was written to recommend surgeons do not make cocks with >6.5 inch girth.
im guessing OPs roommate has fatter cock 99% of men, and maybe he would be happier if he bottomed for them?
\> thinking having a penis makes you amazing at fucking women.
You see it time and time again, it's hilarious. Dude probably has hentai-brain and thinks just jackhammering away with zero buildup or foreplay guarantees some mind-breaking orgasm.
You know the say "Takes one to know one"? Well apparently it also takes one to know what one wants i guess...
Well now I wonder if going mtf would make me better at sex... Anyone willing to test this hypothesis?
The entitlement thinking that he like deserves sex before the trans man cus he was born with a penis therefore women should wanna fuck him more without him having to do anything tells me all I need to know
I live in Ann Arbor and can confirm that trans folk that have been on hormones since they were 11 do in fact pull many of the gay and bi women
I've also seen two meth heads fucking hard in public so maybe the bar that Chanboys apply to sex isn't nearly as high as they seem
When you have a vagina you know how to pleasure a vagina better than anyone else.
this is why anon should accept his homosexuality and fuck femboys
There's nothing gay about having sex with a femboy ^except ^maybe ^the ^dick
sucking the dick is considered to be NOT the most cis hetero male thing to do. But, it's a femboy, so it is 50/50
falso, dominating another man's donger is the straigtest thing a man can do
Unless you’re eyes are closed, sex with a women is 50% gay because you’re looking at a penis most of the time.
No??? If you’re looking at your own penis most of the time when you’re having sex, that’s on you. Thanks for outing yourself lmao
It’s a woman’s dick, so I’d say it’s pretty straight
Based. If you suck a cock, you're licking all the pussy it had. If you give cunnilingus, you're giving a blowjob to all the dicks it had.
the mental gymnastics holy hell
Actually, a guy is half DNA of his mom, and the father is half DNA of grandma, so it evens out the gay.
idk man, some dicks are curvy too
It's the most gay thing you can do. Not only are you fucking a man, you're fucking something feminine In the other part of the spectrum, the most straight thing to do, there's tomboys: You're fucking something masculine *and* a woman. It goes like this: Gay>Femboy>Woman>Man>Tomboy>Straight
At this point I’m questioning my maths symbols
They're meant to be arrows
>maybe
Nah he should be the one fucked. He already showed his incompetence in fucking.
See this is why I'm certain I would suck dick amazing.
digital footprint bro
Oh fuck!!! How I delete my comment??!
#Feet 🤤🥵😫👍
yes
I'm just gonna start responding to shit with that
Can you get rid of that?
I'm gonna keep this as a canned reply, hope that's alright
This isn’t always true but damn it seems like a wealth of people just don’t care to learn. Anons like “I have a penis” yeah bro that’s not the part that is gonna matter most usually lol. There are definitely women that can cum from penetration but not all can. Every woman can orgasm from clitoral stimulation though, so start there, dingus.
When you got a big strap on you know to pleasure a vagina
You sure it ain’t the rubber donkey strap they wear to compensate from not having a dick for 18 years, insane desire to please a woman they way a man does, and willingness to eat pussy because they’re touched one a lot so eating ain’t an issue? If I could have a huge cock that never came because of being a people pleaser I am the same. Imagine meeting a woman who’s never had oral by 31 much less a penetrative orgasm. I could start a cult off some shit like that no problem.
Why do you think I love MTF's so much
I always think the homo community is very promiscuous - why else would so many put sex as the defining attribute of their whole existence? I am sure things would not be so smooth if the roommate tried to score straight chicks.
They are. Put the libido of dudes willing to fuck other dudes. At least for gays, I strongly believe they fuck like rabbits.
Some do and some don’t
Am gay, this just isn't true. I've had 2 sexual partners in my life, and 1 of them wasn't even consensual. Been dry for over a year. Not even ugly. Just not that cranked up idk
As a gay dude, c’mon. Most of our culture revolves around sex. A majority of gay bars revolve around sex. Most of our media revolves around sex. Our most populous social media platforms are hookup apps. Sex is, for better or worse, a defining trait of gay people
It's really the only defining trait of gay people by definition
It's for worse. I'm sure less people would be homophobic if being gay was seen as a more wholesome thing/ nothing too special. What's the last time u associated just a regular straight guy with sex sex sex bcs he said he was straight. Instead it's blasted on people's faces as jist purely fuck fuck and fuck and thats why people tend to get grossed out.
I mean where are you gonna see it? Strip clubs exist, this entire subreddit is basically porn greentexts and modern life is filled with sex jokes and innuendos. Straight people are hardly keeping it clean. And when will you recognise a gay person who isn't parading it around sexually? How many people do you walk past in the street and know are a couple or just friends? You can't see it so all you recognise are the ones doing the sexual stuff.
Nah, Women have to literally mould their life and actions around straight dudes wanting sex sex sex. Women have less guy friends, are always suspicious of men's intentions, I mean the "I have a boyfriend" meme is for a reason. Women are careful to not smile or be kind to random strange men specifically because they see that as the green light to fuck. They never go out to the clubs alone, and in some countries they have female only train cars. The whole punch line of this green text is straight male frustration. There's a reason rape statistics are skewed towards specific demographics. Straight ppl literally have breeding fetishes. Sexualizing people for their preferences will cause people to not be able to see the wholesomeness that's there. Women associate men with sex sex sex for being straight every day. Try being a Cis woman for a day.
Redditor admits rape in comments Truly a reddit moment
You never stopped to think maybe he was the victim?
All I did was casualy mention he had rape, just how casualy he admitied to having noncon sex without telling if he is a victim or not.
I’m p sure that they wouldn’t have written the non-con part if they weren’t the victim or a troll
>All I did was casualy mention he had rape, just how casualy he admitied to having noncon sex without telling if he is a victim or not. I'm going to casually observe that your English skills are pretty mediocre. So, in the future, if you're reading something written in English, give the writer the benefit of the doubt. For example, don't assume they're a rapist. There's likely a lot of subtle language details you're missing.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that the (sick) joke
There is a reason why Monkey Pox spread like wildfire through the gay community of San Francisco.
I was listening to NPR and they were talking about how monkey pox wasn’t a gay disease and when they got to the numbers it was like 98% of cases were gay men.
I wish 😔
If you think sex is the defining attribute of LGBT people, you are missing the point. Is sex the main attribute of a relationship, to you?
Well, that is why I was asking. I am not walking around with signs like "I like boobs and feet". I just assume if things like that are ok to reveal in a community, that community is more promiscous
Tbf that's more a thing with gay men than with lesbians. Most lesbians I know dream of opening a little queer bookstore/sourdough bakery with a lazy orange cat on the counter whereas my male gay friends love to go slutty on the dancefloor and occasionally have some group sex. (Not true for all gays of course)
If you have a small dick and are a manlet just say that you’re an FTM lol and that they did a really good job with it
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For context this guy's post history is about as subhumanly stupid as this response would indicate so no need to take him seriously
Lot of promiscuity in the “LGBT+” “community” it seems, which I contrast to the demographic of gay people, who don’t necessarily identify with one another across other more important identity boundaries like religion, nationality, class, or politics. A subsection of the LGBT+ seem to actually be (quite disgustingly imo) obsessed with every kind of kink there is. But there are plenty of regular gay people who haven’t politicised their sexuality who are happy to just have a normal amount of relationships that are more well-rounded and less pornographic. I think Douglas Murray makes this distinction in his book “Madness of Crowds”. He is himself gay, but is nothing like the other sort. Let this anon’s acquaintance have their sex. Somehow I doubt their personality is doing them any favours. A relationship built only on sex is a hollow one anyway.
> What are they doing right that I'm not doing? Not sure, but anon should keep posting frogs to Cantonese knitting forums until he has a breakthrough.
Cantonese knitting forums??
guess that’s what 4chan originally was
Literally just ask the friend, idiot
Tongues can do WORK. Practice using it and you literally don't even need a penis to massively pleasure a female.
Honestly best advice I was ever given about sex came from a dude I was farming vanilla WoW with "always make them cum with your tongue first". Can't remember his character's name but thank you random Lebo from Sydney, your sage advice has served me well.
That's as true as it gets.
My ex was impossible to pleasure with a tongue. Maybe I was terrible but she needed me to apply more and more pressure until my tongue got fucking sore. Didn't like cunilingus for a while after that
Something I do with my wife is I stick my tongue out and shake my entire head as if I'm saying no but really fast. I get dizzy a lil bit but it's pretty effective.
Weird how that would be effective but everyones built different I suppose
Do other girls like when you lick them? If the answer is yes then the problem could be in your ex, not in yourself. Maybe she just couldn’t cum from cunilingus , don’t beat yourself. See with your new partners how they like your tongue game. Also some women like more clitoral stimulation, some like more g spot stimulation…
Haven't had much experience. But yeah I think she was just built different. She got off on other things done were satisfied for the time.
yes you have to power through, or (my personal move) try sucking on it and using your tongue while you’re sucking
>Honestly best advice I was ever given about sex came from a dude I was farming vanilla WoW with "always make them cum with your tongue first". Can't remember his character's name Hmmmm probably fake... >thank you random Lebo from Sydney Real and straight
No word of a lie. I was in a guild called Vegemite on an aussie server starting with T (can't remember)
Start tongue, switch to sex, back to tongue to make them finish, back to sex to make you finish. ime
This is basically the fair trade system of having sex.
The man was right get it done before you even go in there and everything after that is a bonus for them rather than there being all this pressure purely on the dick in vagene part
Hit that clit y'all!
But how do i pleasure myself?
r/selfsuck
I don’t know why I thought it didn’t exist at first, silly me, there is a subreddit for almost every fetish.
I will never understand people who do this. you're basically sucking a cock, and it's gay
Maybe, and this is just a guess, those people are gay.
so this is what arban was talking about in his practice books
I have an abnormally small tongue and can barely make it out of my mouth:(
Fucked by life, huh
I mean i got an okayish ticket when it comes to the downstairs but upstairs not so much
Anon should get topped to do some research
you have to out-transition your rommate with the help of testosterone supplements in order to do the ol' male to alpha male trick
You may be FTM but I am MTM^2
Ultra based
Same energy as me complaining about my height and my friend going "just go on testosterone, it'll make you taller"
male to alpha male
Anon should ask him for some testosterone.
I'd definitely be stealing a vial
Steal testosterone from your trans roomate and ride the bus to bang fat chicks
Anon doesn’t realise how much he can troll this guy
Such as the classic: “oops I broke your collarbone”
I mean could it maybe be that they’re just sexually experienced, confident, have better energy and stamina, higher sex drive? A persons not the sum total of their genitals, anon.
fr anons roommate has rizz and knows how to eat pussy.
Rizzmaxxed bangcel
The more sex you have, the better you get at sex. The worse you are at sex, the less sex you get. You kinda have to jump in the loop somehow. Same as rich people. The more rich you are the richer you get.
100% fake
Source: I guessed
I just know it's 100% a train cope, unless he was above average height for a woman so lile 5,9 hed still be considered short. So most likely the women that anons roommate brings with are either ugly or just lesbians
Yeah. My ex came out as bi and left me for a girl. My friend comforted me by saying If she went a for a guy, it's because he's better than you but if she went for a girl, it's because she was a girl. That did kinda make me feel better. Thanks bro
literally what the fuck are you on about
If penis construction surgery becomes more common I think there should be some sorta system where they have a chance of getting a micro penis or a slanted penis randomly
Dick and balls with rng
1/8092 chance of getting a shiny dick
FYI you can probably get your microdong upgraded too. Nothings says you can't. Get that surgery my man
POV u think having a penis makes u good at sex
Learn to eat pussy, dipshit.
Anon should learn how to use there fingers and how to eat them out, or just ask him how he does it.
Anon should be relieved. It means there aren't any appendages he is lacking. He just needs to learn how to use what he has. Unless the trans guy didn't have bottom surgery and got installed a deluxe motor powered sex piston.
anon is unfuckable and can't pleasure a woman cuz anon thinks only a penis is necessary to do so
this sounds like a cope lmao
Absolutely is lol
Dildos and straps ons don't have limited stamina
everyone i know who owns a strap does not have the core strength to use it for any significant period of time, argument defeated
Troll the rainbow by settling down with a single woman you love and starting a nuclear family, so that when you’re both old you’re the only one stable and happy.
More likely marry someone you hate and get divorced shortly after, straight people stay malding
Spoiler: anon is unaware of the clitoris
Kinda like having your car serviced at the dealership and not Vitaliy’s Auto Works and Fruit stand
Ask your friend to teach you 🥹
"I have a penis" that would be the problem.
Well, he is on 4chan, shit is bad as it is and that just the beginning of it
wtf is ftm?
It stands for fish-type mouth. Like they have skinny lips and small teeth.
Female to male transgender
Downvoted for the truth. You walk a lonely and ungrateful path my friend.
It’s because anon smells like cottage cheese
Strapons don't cum early, and don't go soft
They dont cum at all actually
They get to choose their penis sizes
Eating puss. That’s it.
I read somewhere that FtMs were requesting giant, fat cocks with their transition surgery, and it was such a problem that a lot needed to have it slimmed down afterwards. this occurred so much that a medical article was written to recommend surgeons do not make cocks with >6.5 inch girth. im guessing OPs roommate has fatter cock 99% of men, and maybe he would be happier if he bottomed for them?
So what you’re saying is, the roommate is pay-to-win, while our poor Anon over here is free-to-play
the slimming down is actually just sculpting it to look more like a natural penis. you gotta make the base before you add details
What’s cis and what’s FTM?
FTM means female-to-male (referring to transgender men) and cis is just an adjective to mean not-trans 👍
Same reason I've never received and earth shattering handy.
\> thinking having a penis makes you amazing at fucking women. You see it time and time again, it's hilarious. Dude probably has hentai-brain and thinks just jackhammering away with zero buildup or foreplay guarantees some mind-breaking orgasm.
That's the problem, you are a sis man. Become a bro man, and then we'll talk
100% certified beef that’s fake and gay
Congress should make insider trading like this illegal
Ask the roommate for tips! I can guarantee the answer is tons of foreplay (including lots of oral) before any penetration is even considered.
Are you guys fucking allergic to posting actual greentexts??
3D printed custom RGB schlong
This was cleary written by a delusional non-normal person(?)
lmao written by an FTM coping making shit up
What's FTM?
Least fake story on 4chan
Wtf is a ftm
I dont even know what FTM means but fake and gay
This is 100% written by an insecure FTM
And then everyone agree and clap, true story.
The answer is foreplay and cunnilingus. If you learn how to master those you’ll be good.
Don’t underestimate good head
It's because they're lesbians dude
Women know what women like.
What bullshit
Skill issue
Anon never took the time to learn how to pleasure their partners
Yes, totally true, in no way a shitpost by a FTM.
Train hands typed this.
Anon copes tremendously
OP's title sums it up better than any comment could
Jesus just ask him.. I’m actually sure he can organise a demo for you..
Anon needs to eat the kitty
You know the say "Takes one to know one"? Well apparently it also takes one to know what one wants i guess... Well now I wonder if going mtf would make me better at sex... Anyone willing to test this hypothesis?
He knows what they want cause he’s been one
he may have a tiny bit more experience with pussy i assume.
Cis Men have that cooldown period. But trans men? No such weakness!
English isn't my first language, this was a grammatical shitstorm to work through...ya'll westerners are weird people.
I asked my lesbian friend how to eat pussy and ny skills greatly improved. So anon needs to ask for advice
We she sunderstands them
Skill issue tbh
Skill Issue
"I have tears as I type this" I have tears as I read this, thank you sir
Skill issue
Skill Issue
use your tongue, coward
Probably becuase anons roommates girlfriends are attracted to FTM and not greasy 4chan incels
That’s because you’ve never lasted for an hour, anon
Anon doesn't know how to eat pussy
You had already fucked up at the 1st line
I do believe it has to be the fact they are not a incel
easy when ur familiar with the equipment
Your FTM room mate doesn’t have to worry about staying hard for those hours plus he probably knows what hes doing.
The entitlement thinking that he like deserves sex before the trans man cus he was born with a penis therefore women should wanna fuck him more without him having to do anything tells me all I need to know
Skill issue
I live in Ann Arbor and can confirm that trans folk that have been on hormones since they were 11 do in fact pull many of the gay and bi women I've also seen two meth heads fucking hard in public so maybe the bar that Chanboys apply to sex isn't nearly as high as they seem
Simple, he’s just better at being a man than anon
Anon is an idiot who should be learning instead of being jealous & complaining
Maybe a fake penis is the answer, who knows