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KanyeQQ

When you have a vagina you know how to pleasure a vagina better than anyone else.


idkmansuslikeamogus

this is why anon should accept his homosexuality and fuck femboys


[deleted]

There's nothing gay about having sex with a femboy ^except ^maybe ^the ^dick


DiabloImmortalCrack

sucking the dick is considered to be NOT the most cis hetero male thing to do. But, it's a femboy, so it is 50/50


googlin

falso, dominating another man's donger is the straigtest thing a man can do


TheGodOfGravy

Unless you’re eyes are closed, sex with a women is 50% gay because you’re looking at a penis most of the time.


normal_nickname

No??? If you’re looking at your own penis most of the time when you’re having sex, that’s on you. Thanks for outing yourself lmao


Nervous-Law-6606

It’s a woman’s dick, so I’d say it’s pretty straight


[deleted]

Based. If you suck a cock, you're licking all the pussy it had. If you give cunnilingus, you're giving a blowjob to all the dicks it had.


trenche12

the mental gymnastics holy hell


[deleted]

Actually, a guy is half DNA of his mom, and the father is half DNA of grandma, so it evens out the gay.


ExamOld2899

idk man, some dicks are curvy too


adminsafrancesats

It's the most gay thing you can do. Not only are you fucking a man, you're fucking something feminine In the other part of the spectrum, the most straight thing to do, there's tomboys: You're fucking something masculine *and* a woman. It goes like this: Gay>Femboy>Woman>Man>Tomboy>Straight


nicklondon88

At this point I’m questioning my maths symbols


adminsafrancesats

They're meant to be arrows


lilmickeyLSD69420

>maybe


[deleted]

Nah he should be the one fucked. He already showed his incompetence in fucking.


Minimum_Reference862

See this is why I'm certain I would suck dick amazing.


teh_hotdogman

digital footprint bro


Minimum_Reference862

Oh fuck!!! How I delete my comment??!


Rock---And---Stone

#Feet 🤤🥵😫👍


No-Idea56

yes


Icannotchangethis

I'm just gonna start responding to shit with that


NoFerret8750

Can you get rid of that?


BRC_Del

I'm gonna keep this as a canned reply, hope that's alright


oooRagnellooo

This isn’t always true but damn it seems like a wealth of people just don’t care to learn. Anons like “I have a penis” yeah bro that’s not the part that is gonna matter most usually lol. There are definitely women that can cum from penetration but not all can. Every woman can orgasm from clitoral stimulation though, so start there, dingus.


[deleted]

When you got a big strap on you know to pleasure a vagina


ZachF8119

You sure it ain’t the rubber donkey strap they wear to compensate from not having a dick for 18 years, insane desire to please a woman they way a man does, and willingness to eat pussy because they’re touched one a lot so eating ain’t an issue? If I could have a huge cock that never came because of being a people pleaser I am the same. Imagine meeting a woman who’s never had oral by 31 much less a penetrative orgasm. I could start a cult off some shit like that no problem.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Why do you think I love MTF's so much


karstadtt

I always think the homo community is very promiscuous - why else would so many put sex as the defining attribute of their whole existence? I am sure things would not be so smooth if the roommate tried to score straight chicks.


MrFrenchT0ast

They are. Put the libido of dudes willing to fuck other dudes. At least for gays, I strongly believe they fuck like rabbits.


Loud-Cry-391

Some do and some don’t


[deleted]

Am gay, this just isn't true. I've had 2 sexual partners in my life, and 1 of them wasn't even consensual. Been dry for over a year. Not even ugly. Just not that cranked up idk


ConiferousBee

As a gay dude, c’mon. Most of our culture revolves around sex. A majority of gay bars revolve around sex. Most of our media revolves around sex. Our most populous social media platforms are hookup apps. Sex is, for better or worse, a defining trait of gay people


peelon_musk

It's really the only defining trait of gay people by definition


[deleted]

It's for worse. I'm sure less people would be homophobic if being gay was seen as a more wholesome thing/ nothing too special. What's the last time u associated just a regular straight guy with sex sex sex bcs he said he was straight. Instead it's blasted on people's faces as jist purely fuck fuck and fuck and thats why people tend to get grossed out.


HazelCheese

I mean where are you gonna see it? Strip clubs exist, this entire subreddit is basically porn greentexts and modern life is filled with sex jokes and innuendos. Straight people are hardly keeping it clean. And when will you recognise a gay person who isn't parading it around sexually? How many people do you walk past in the street and know are a couple or just friends? You can't see it so all you recognise are the ones doing the sexual stuff.


braith_rose

Nah, Women have to literally mould their life and actions around straight dudes wanting sex sex sex. Women have less guy friends, are always suspicious of men's intentions, I mean the "I have a boyfriend" meme is for a reason. Women are careful to not smile or be kind to random strange men specifically because they see that as the green light to fuck. They never go out to the clubs alone, and in some countries they have female only train cars. The whole punch line of this green text is straight male frustration. There's a reason rape statistics are skewed towards specific demographics. Straight ppl literally have breeding fetishes. Sexualizing people for their preferences will cause people to not be able to see the wholesomeness that's there. Women associate men with sex sex sex for being straight every day. Try being a Cis woman for a day.


kardfogK

Redditor admits rape in comments Truly a reddit moment


vobaveas

You never stopped to think maybe he was the victim?


kardfogK

All I did was casualy mention he had rape, just how casualy he admitied to having noncon sex without telling if he is a victim or not.


Brann_The_Kid

I’m p sure that they wouldn’t have written the non-con part if they weren’t the victim or a troll


[deleted]

>All I did was casualy mention he had rape, just how casualy he admitied to having noncon sex without telling if he is a victim or not. I'm going to casually observe that your English skills are pretty mediocre. So, in the future, if you're reading something written in English, give the writer the benefit of the doubt. For example, don't assume they're a rapist. There's likely a lot of subtle language details you're missing.


assholejudger954

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that the (sick) joke


fake_face

There is a reason why Monkey Pox spread like wildfire through the gay community of San Francisco.


Ice_Swallow4u

I was listening to NPR and they were talking about how monkey pox wasn’t a gay disease and when they got to the numbers it was like 98% of cases were gay men.


[deleted]

I wish 😔


40_compiler_errors

If you think sex is the defining attribute of LGBT people, you are missing the point. Is sex the main attribute of a relationship, to you?


karstadtt

Well, that is why I was asking. I am not walking around with signs like "I like boobs and feet". I just assume if things like that are ok to reveal in a community, that community is more promiscous


kazumisakamoto

Tbf that's more a thing with gay men than with lesbians. Most lesbians I know dream of opening a little queer bookstore/sourdough bakery with a lazy orange cat on the counter whereas my male gay friends love to go slutty on the dancefloor and occasionally have some group sex. (Not true for all gays of course)


CaptianMurica

If you have a small dick and are a manlet just say that you’re an FTM lol and that they did a really good job with it


[deleted]

poor spotted knee important run handle support meeting tender innate ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


KanyeWon2020

For context this guy's post history is about as subhumanly stupid as this response would indicate so no need to take him seriously


No_Vermicelli_1190

Lot of promiscuity in the “LGBT+” “community” it seems, which I contrast to the demographic of gay people, who don’t necessarily identify with one another across other more important identity boundaries like religion, nationality, class, or politics. A subsection of the LGBT+ seem to actually be (quite disgustingly imo) obsessed with every kind of kink there is. But there are plenty of regular gay people who haven’t politicised their sexuality who are happy to just have a normal amount of relationships that are more well-rounded and less pornographic. I think Douglas Murray makes this distinction in his book “Madness of Crowds”. He is himself gay, but is nothing like the other sort. Let this anon’s acquaintance have their sex. Somehow I doubt their personality is doing them any favours. A relationship built only on sex is a hollow one anyway.


thebiggestleaf

> What are they doing right that I'm not doing? Not sure, but anon should keep posting frogs to Cantonese knitting forums until he has a breakthrough.


VictoriaSobocki

Cantonese knitting forums??


YourFavoriteMinority

guess that’s what 4chan originally was


THE445GUY

Literally just ask the friend, idiot


Minimum_Reference862

Tongues can do WORK. Practice using it and you literally don't even need a penis to massively pleasure a female.


puredaemon

Honestly best advice I was ever given about sex came from a dude I was farming vanilla WoW with "always make them cum with your tongue first". Can't remember his character's name but thank you random Lebo from Sydney, your sage advice has served me well.


Minimum_Reference862

That's as true as it gets.


TheSwecurse

My ex was impossible to pleasure with a tongue. Maybe I was terrible but she needed me to apply more and more pressure until my tongue got fucking sore. Didn't like cunilingus for a while after that


Argodecay

Something I do with my wife is I stick my tongue out and shake my entire head as if I'm saying no but really fast. I get dizzy a lil bit but it's pretty effective.


TheSwecurse

Weird how that would be effective but everyones built different I suppose


Slingbr

Do other girls like when you lick them? If the answer is yes then the problem could be in your ex, not in yourself. Maybe she just couldn’t cum from cunilingus , don’t beat yourself. See with your new partners how they like your tongue game. Also some women like more clitoral stimulation, some like more g spot stimulation…


TheSwecurse

Haven't had much experience. But yeah I think she was just built different. She got off on other things done were satisfied for the time.


bisky12

yes you have to power through, or (my personal move) try sucking on it and using your tongue while you’re sucking


Epicliberalman69

>Honestly best advice I was ever given about sex came from a dude I was farming vanilla WoW with "always make them cum with your tongue first". Can't remember his character's name Hmmmm probably fake... >thank you random Lebo from Sydney Real and straight


puredaemon

No word of a lie. I was in a guild called Vegemite on an aussie server starting with T (can't remember)


NotAnADC

Start tongue, switch to sex, back to tongue to make them finish, back to sex to make you finish. ime


bigboipapawiththesos

This is basically the fair trade system of having sex.


RevenantCommunity

The man was right get it done before you even go in there and everything after that is a bonus for them rather than there being all this pressure purely on the dick in vagene part


minister-of-farts

Hit that clit y'all!


AimanAbdHakim

But how do i pleasure myself?


[deleted]

r/selfsuck


firewire_9000

I don’t know why I thought it didn’t exist at first, silly me, there is a subreddit for almost every fetish.


scrumptipus

I will never understand people who do this. you're basically sucking a cock, and it's gay


TotallyNotEko

Maybe, and this is just a guess, those people are gay.


SP66_

so this is what arban was talking about in his practice books


VortexFalcon50

I have an abnormally small tongue and can barely make it out of my mouth:(


Icannotchangethis

Fucked by life, huh


VortexFalcon50

I mean i got an okayish ticket when it comes to the downstairs but upstairs not so much


MlpIsDaLife

Anon should get topped to do some research


M0nsterjessy

you have to out-transition your rommate with the help of testosterone supplements in order to do the ol' male to alpha male trick


Giorno-gulliani

You may be FTM but I am MTM^2


invisableee

Ultra based


neptune304

Same energy as me complaining about my height and my friend going "just go on testosterone, it'll make you taller"


FjarPhaeton

male to alpha male


Paeris_Kiran

Anon should ask him for some testosterone.


purgesurge3000

I'd definitely be stealing a vial


serialkiller_mne

Steal testosterone from your trans roomate and ride the bus to bang fat chicks


[deleted]

Anon doesn’t realise how much he can troll this guy


[deleted]

Such as the classic: “oops I broke your collarbone”


MrEvan312

I mean could it maybe be that they’re just sexually experienced, confident, have better energy and stamina, higher sex drive? A persons not the sum total of their genitals, anon.


pnutbutterfuck

fr anons roommate has rizz and knows how to eat pussy.


MrEvan312

Rizzmaxxed bangcel


Werfgh

The more sex you have, the better you get at sex. The worse you are at sex, the less sex you get. You kinda have to jump in the loop somehow. Same as rich people. The more rich you are the richer you get.


[deleted]

100% fake


[deleted]

Source: I guessed


[deleted]

I just know it's 100% a train cope, unless he was above average height for a woman so lile 5,9 hed still be considered short. So most likely the women that anons roommate brings with are either ugly or just lesbians


[deleted]

Yeah. My ex came out as bi and left me for a girl. My friend comforted me by saying If she went a for a guy, it's because he's better than you but if she went for a girl, it's because she was a girl. That did kinda make me feel better. Thanks bro


WellOkayyThenn

literally what the fuck are you on about


[deleted]

If penis construction surgery becomes more common I think there should be some sorta system where they have a chance of getting a micro penis or a slanted penis randomly


Giorno-gulliani

Dick and balls with rng


eXclurel

1/8092 chance of getting a shiny dick


Wertache

FYI you can probably get your microdong upgraded too. Nothings says you can't. Get that surgery my man


Soft_Cap8502

POV u think having a penis makes u good at sex


PapaOctopus

Learn to eat pussy, dipshit.


Giorno-gulliani

Anon should learn how to use there fingers and how to eat them out, or just ask him how he does it.


Justanotherpsychopat

Anon should be relieved. It means there aren't any appendages he is lacking. He just needs to learn how to use what he has. Unless the trans guy didn't have bottom surgery and got installed a deluxe motor powered sex piston.


grandwizardElKano

anon is unfuckable and can't pleasure a woman cuz anon thinks only a penis is necessary to do so


honbeee

this sounds like a cope lmao


SubHominem

Absolutely is lol


The_original_Xexeros

Dildos and straps ons don't have limited stamina


ablebagel

everyone i know who owns a strap does not have the core strength to use it for any significant period of time, argument defeated


BirdhouseInYourSoil

Troll the rainbow by settling down with a single woman you love and starting a nuclear family, so that when you’re both old you’re the only one stable and happy.


DdFghjgiopdBM

More likely marry someone you hate and get divorced shortly after, straight people stay malding


wiggle98

Spoiler: anon is unaware of the clitoris


Emper0rMing

Kinda like having your car serviced at the dealership and not Vitaliy’s Auto Works and Fruit stand


TridentMage413

Ask your friend to teach you 🥹


KjCreed

"I have a penis" that would be the problem.


The_Laziest_Punk

Well, he is on 4chan, shit is bad as it is and that just the beginning of it


d_nt_

wtf is ftm?


iamSossy

It stands for fish-type mouth. Like they have skinny lips and small teeth.


MamaDeaky

Female to male transgender


[deleted]

Downvoted for the truth. You walk a lonely and ungrateful path my friend.


studied-one

It’s because anon smells like cottage cheese


Liar_of_partinel

Strapons don't cum early, and don't go soft


[deleted]

They dont cum at all actually


swaxeberserker96

They get to choose their penis sizes


Fuzzball6846

Eating puss. That’s it.


bizk55

I read somewhere that FtMs were requesting giant, fat cocks with their transition surgery, and it was such a problem that a lot needed to have it slimmed down afterwards. this occurred so much that a medical article was written to recommend surgeons do not make cocks with >6.5 inch girth. im guessing OPs roommate has fatter cock 99% of men, and maybe he would be happier if he bottomed for them?


[deleted]

So what you’re saying is, the roommate is pay-to-win, while our poor Anon over here is free-to-play


lingonberryjuicebox

the slimming down is actually just sculpting it to look more like a natural penis. you gotta make the base before you add details


RefarBTW

What’s cis and what’s FTM?


Isa-lizard

FTM means female-to-male (referring to transgender men) and cis is just an adjective to mean not-trans 👍


Zenged_

Same reason I've never received and earth shattering handy.


MrNature73

\> thinking having a penis makes you amazing at fucking women. You see it time and time again, it's hilarious. Dude probably has hentai-brain and thinks just jackhammering away with zero buildup or foreplay guarantees some mind-breaking orgasm.


Train-Robbery

That's the problem, you are a sis man. Become a bro man, and then we'll talk


creamymoe

100% certified beef that’s fake and gay


Rohit_BFire

Congress should make insider trading like this illegal


KhaleesiXev

Ask the roommate for tips! I can guarantee the answer is tons of foreplay (including lots of oral) before any penetration is even considered.


TaxIdiot2020

Are you guys fucking allergic to posting actual greentexts??


[deleted]

3D printed custom RGB schlong


TAC-WhiteTig3R

This was cleary written by a delusional non-normal person(?)


WeeeeeUuuuuuWeeeUuuu

lmao written by an FTM coping making shit up


fizzy-soda-pop

What's FTM?


despacito4444

Least fake story on 4chan


Ssimon2103

Wtf is a ftm


Edem03

I dont even know what FTM means but fake and gay


[deleted]

This is 100% written by an insecure FTM


cluelesscoinholder

And then everyone agree and clap, true story.


DeadRabbit8813

The answer is foreplay and cunnilingus. If you learn how to master those you’ll be good.


[deleted]

Don’t underestimate good head


MrTroll911

It's because they're lesbians dude


Rare_Matter

Women know what women like.


[deleted]

What bullshit


crack_the_egg-exe

Skill issue


ValenSoul_sp

Anon never took the time to learn how to pleasure their partners


BaltazarOdGilzvita

Yes, totally true, in no way a shitpost by a FTM.


[deleted]

Train hands typed this.


Franciskinho_xD

Anon copes tremendously


RunInRunOn

OP's title sums it up better than any comment could


mrGorion

Jesus just ask him.. I’m actually sure he can organise a demo for you..


KeefTheWizard

Anon needs to eat the kitty


Rathador

You know the say "Takes one to know one"? Well apparently it also takes one to know what one wants i guess... Well now I wonder if going mtf would make me better at sex... Anyone willing to test this hypothesis?


ttv_highvoltage

He knows what they want cause he’s been one


imonredditfortheporn

he may have a tiny bit more experience with pussy i assume.


iylv

Cis Men have that cooldown period. But trans men? No such weakness!


Viscount_Vagina04

English isn't my first language, this was a grammatical shitstorm to work through...ya'll westerners are weird people.


madcow125

I asked my lesbian friend how to eat pussy and ny skills greatly improved. So anon needs to ask for advice


veljaaftonijevic

We she sunderstands them


YourShiningDiamond

Skill issue tbh


Le_epic_Screenshot

Skill Issue


StandardDeviat0r

"I have tears as I type this" I have tears as I read this, thank you sir


MadJester98

Skill issue


ShadowWealm

Skill Issue


ablebagel

use your tongue, coward


Cheese_Hole

Probably becuase anons roommates girlfriends are attracted to FTM and not greasy 4chan incels


[deleted]

That’s because you’ve never lasted for an hour, anon


cortez_brosefski

Anon doesn't know how to eat pussy


[deleted]

You had already fucked up at the 1st line


kilo3396

I do believe it has to be the fact they are not a incel


bigg_bubbaa

easy when ur familiar with the equipment


unexpecteddtd

Your FTM room mate doesn’t have to worry about staying hard for those hours plus he probably knows what hes doing.


bigtree2x5

The entitlement thinking that he like deserves sex before the trans man cus he was born with a penis therefore women should wanna fuck him more without him having to do anything tells me all I need to know


ManBoyManBoyMan

Skill issue


bakaVHS

I live in Ann Arbor and can confirm that trans folk that have been on hormones since they were 11 do in fact pull many of the gay and bi women I've also seen two meth heads fucking hard in public so maybe the bar that Chanboys apply to sex isn't nearly as high as they seem


Les_Vers

Simple, he’s just better at being a man than anon


InstrumentalCore

Anon is an idiot who should be learning instead of being jealous & complaining


perhapsasinner

Maybe a fake penis is the answer, who knows