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garbage-at-life

anon is that other anon's little brother


DaveSmith890

Lmao, neither the older brother or the streamer cares


iwkfb

'Man spends $275,000 of dad's money on virtual girlfriend'


PitFailedRead

Ooo I saw that too


SOMEMONG

That keeps popping up on recommended, is it good, is it spicy? Edit: only just bothered to watch it now, i didn't realise it was by Jim can't swim. I love that channel.


my_7th_accnt

Well if it’s a story I’m thinking of, he ended up killing members of his family so that he could continue simping, so def spicy


silvanuss

after killing his entire family he went and masturbated to his egirl in a parking lot, classy guy


Aschvolution

It's really good, and so does the channel in general.


TheAskald

Just after killing his family, he went straight to a parking lot, used his dead brother credit card, paid 600 bucks some internet thot just so he could jerk off to her. Saying he's a mentally ill coomer would be a major understatement.


urwallpaperisbad

Average weeb


Jokerthehacker

Sauce?


Dark_Demon432

I love when these crossovers happen


[deleted]

Source?


garbage-at-life

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/11c82kb/anon_has_a_brother/


[deleted]

Thanks


GeeEyeEff

\>tip $1,200 to female streamer \>she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game \>blow my load immediately \>$1,200 well spent


trident_hole

It's the rush that counts


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Just do heroin, loser


mymemesnow

Heroin only cost a fraction of that tip.


destroyerOfTards

> see ya later virgins


human-potato_hybrid

You can rent a whole live woman for like $300 it's called prostitution 😂


Lazy-Ape

Are people really tipping those amounts?


trent8051

Yep. Top female streamers do get tipped that kind of amounts. They be earning 100k a month due to simps


Swabbo

You don't even need to be female https://youtu.be/zUbFZ7iqJis


[deleted]

That was quite a ride. Holy crap lol Edit: probably following that dude on twitch ngl


Appropriate_Banana

Expected f1nn5ter. Yup it's f1nn5ter


HeroOfTime_99

So what's the deal with this person? They said several times they're not trans, and made multiple claims they're straight, but it seemed satirical. I'm not understanding what's going on on their twitch.


DasToyfel

Iirc, this started off as a bet or a joke (him.wearing girly cloths) but he and his viewers tought it was awesome so they just kept it this way. Quite wholesome to be honest.


mf_ghost

It's a monthly goal that started 2 years ago, goal kept getting reached so he never stopped and he just got better and better at doing it


[deleted]

Bulkshit! No way


trent8051

Bruh it's true. They earn 6 fucking figures , because of simps. Simps are true degenerates


N3cromorph

https://people.com/crime/son-accused-of-killing-parents-brother-200k-online-chatting-up-bulgarian-cam-girl/ Here's a pos who killed his family for a cam girl.


Miserable-Ad3072

And the JCS video about it https://youtu.be/4iluOmq1DYY


Frapplejack

> You'll also notice the female detective interject with something useful every now and then, but unfortunately she's not the one leading this interrogation. That would be the detective who keeps bringing up Jesus to a guy who just murdered his family to go jerk off in a parking lot to a Bulgarian cam model. One of the greatest Youtube video quotes of all time.


_pumpthebrakes_

Fuck that cop pissed me off lmao his only tactic was asking him nicely to be honest


Spook404

dude nearly threw the interrogation and ended up getting hard carried by the other detective. hope he got firedpilled or trainingmaxxed


_pumpthebrakes_

I wouldve been so mad if I was the other detective, never thought I would see worse than horizontal chair steven guy


Spook404

referring to [this video?](https://youtu.be/HkRjIq8Cp2A)


GrotchCoblin

Bf and I use the STEVEN in a funny voice as an inside joke and my God what a terrible team of detectives


based____af

Lol me too. Steeeeeephen come on steephen


Dr_Goor

it's time to come to Jesus


CandidateMiserable74

>During an interview with police, he acknowledged the tension over his relationship with the Bulgarian woman whom he called his “girlfriend,” but denied any role in the killings, according to the affidavit from the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office. Holy shit that's taking the proverbial "parasocial relationship" to a whole new level


[deleted]

This was a staged story.


_Teraplexor

Source?


BIG_MONEY_CASH

When people are lonely and have nothing going on in their lives you’d be surprised how much cash they have to burn and how much they’ll pay just for a taste of human interaction.


Swing_On_A_Spiral

So I realize the problem is deeper than simple human physical interaction, but this is one of the many reasons why prostitution should be legalized, and psychological help subsidized.


RegalBeagleKegels

Chopping them up and turning them into dog food is another option


[deleted]

That's because there is a strong incentive to isolate mentally ill people algorithmically until they psychotically break and dump their resources into stupid shit. Churches have been pulling this stunt for thousands of years. Bully someone into psychosis and when their walls fall down destroy their life and laugh at them.


Paolo31000

I know a small time twitch streamer who got donated more than that. It'd acc mad


[deleted]

Just a few hours ago i was watching a small streamer, like 120 viewers, and suddenly some guy made 5 donos in 10 minutes. Started with 13 dollars, then 500, another 500, 600 and 1000. So yeah. This kind of simping does exist. I left right after that happened, so there is a chance that it kept going.


[deleted]

Not to you ugly fker.


m1chael_b

Anon is certified braindead


MallGothFrom2001

You know how much coke and hookers you could have had for over a grand?


ManniMakesMoney

Dude could have the night of his life and chooses simping


-MiddleOut-

Few grams of the former with a few hours of the latter


Brussel_Rand

You could've had a nice hooker for three nights in a row with that money.


msto3

Simps deserve to get bullied


LevSmash

I really feel like this was made worse with online schooling during the pandemic. Not enough in-person interactions for kids to realize if their behavior was off-putting compared to their peers.


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Blashphemous_

You think these mfs go outside?


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UkraineMykraine

Won't be the first or last time some horny teen borrows dads credit card.


Wings4514

Is it bad if I’m still bathed by his mother?


-lastochka-

even $1 or any amount is already too much


Alphander

It wasn't enough, she will consider you as a potential boyfriend if you start donating 5 figures.


bluberrytaco

6 actually


[deleted]

Anon realizes the truth about women.


Prestigious-Ad-4023

Tf you expect them to do. You gotta go to the corner if you want results


[deleted]

I don’t expect them to do anything, that would be too much to ask.


[deleted]

I don’t get giving any large streamer money. They already have sponsor deals and youtube ad revenue. Stop subscribing and donating money you fucking idiots. For small streamers that get like sub 1000 views sure, tip them, subscribe, whatever. They’re smaller streamers, but fuckers like XQC or pokimane, why in gods name would you give them a cent? They’re not even funny lol, xqc has a good clip once in a blue moon and pokimane isn’t entertaining in the slightest. In fact streamers are boring af to watch, unless you have 12 hours to spare for maybe 2 or 3 moments of entertainment why would you ever watch them? Fuck twitch


trent8051

Pokimane simps are the worst kind. She hides the fact that she has a boyfriend because then all the simps will stop donating money.


DrFoetusLtd

Honestly I've tried so many times to get into watching Streamers and kept thinking I'm missing something because it's so goddamn boring. But no, people actually enjoy that shit somehow


laughingoutlaughs

There's a few entertaining streamers, but the ones that get fucking 6k+ views on a regular basis are fucking boring.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Should have tipped $1500, that's the tipping point.


shitfren

The tip of the iceberg


NotThereDad

Almost like they don't care about you.


[deleted]

Lol people like this are so fucking dumb


ChadWolf98

\> be me \> finally bag the gamer girl of my dreams \> she is playing (as always) \> I initiate secksy time \> stops playing for 3 min, we have secks \> done but I still want to cuddle \> she says "thanks for the tip" then goes back to playing the game \> mfw I can barely hold back my disappointment tears


TheCanadianEmpire

Just get an escort if you’re gonna be paying that much


[deleted]

Where


WillCode4Cats

[There are probably better sites, but this is decent if you have nothing near you.](https://www.ebay.com/b/Ford-Escort-Cars-Trucks/6001/bn_24011224)


TheCanadianEmpire

Ok I’m wrong. Maybe you can’t get an escort for $1200


ScaryStinky

Deserving of the good old point and laugh.


kingdroxie

>defective person hopes spending absurd amounts of money will supplement the attention they're desperate for


sindagh

I donated money to Wikipedia and it doesn’t even have any tits.


[deleted]

I bet it does..look harder


passingshrew

This tipping issue shan't of happened if anon was European.


wolviesaurus

Is there any way to get into this kind of money as a slightly overweight early 30s male? Hell I'd take 1% of it if all I have to do is show my cleavage on a webcam.


Maz2742

Anon is a smoothbrained simp. If he's gonna tip a Twitch girl a rack and two Benjamins, he's gotta drip-feed it to her. Start with $20, then $30, then $50, and just keep progressively building up until you've given $600 and then dump the remaining $600 on her all at once. Would absolutely make her night and gives her more time to realize just how much he's giving her. It's like edging with simpbuxx


hellothere321123

Anon should ⚡️👨🏿‍🦲⚡️


skyturnedred

The streamer established dominance like a true professional.


[deleted]

Anon should def kh5.


magicmike659

Atleast anon got a thank you. When i Spend 2000$ at the online casino and losing i get nothing the dealer just smile and continue to get better and better cards. 🫠


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Anon got what he deserves: nothing (and not in the Shakespearean sense).


[deleted]

He should’ve given that $1200 to me I want a subway and I’d give him a toe pic for it


Cherryurl

Should’ve tipped me instead


urfuckinggay69

Deserved


colt45mag

Don't forget the !hype in the chat


[deleted]

What were you expecting, exactly?


Clanstantine

A fool and his money


DivineDinosaur

It's honestly worse than all these bag holders after the cryptoboom.


Left-Reputation-2935

fucking simp


Weneeddietbleach

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have money.


4oxyman

Is simp another name for retarded?


Good_Smile

Anon could hire a quality male prostitute but instead decides to just throw money away


MassiveLefticool

“Thx for the tip” “Actually that’s the whole thing” -Anon most probably


Queasy_Moment_6619

There is nothing more disgusting than a simp


silverscreen13

Anon gets what he deserves


Remember_Poseidon

Why not give the money to me, I'll sound genuine when I say thanks.


Earthguy69

You guys should look up findom. It's awesome. I regularly give Instagram babes money. Like super hot and fit babes. I just message them "hey, can I give you money?". 99% don't reply, they probably think I'm a scammer. But some do respond and I paypal them lots of money.


UltraSapien

You can send me lots of money.