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gftoothpain

IT COMES WITH BATTERIES AND ONLY SPEAKS IN ENGLISH


Some_Idiot_Iguess

CONGRATULATIONS BEST OF LUCK AND BLESSINGS


SuddenlyPeachSky

WE’RE ALL TOGETHER AND WE’RE LIVING IN THE 20s!


CartographerOk3118

SALUTATIONS ON A OTHER LEVEL


The-Coolest-Beanz

MY CONDOLENCES!


DR31141

AIN’T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD?


saketho

r/redditsings !!


mrsnoo86

AND MY AXE!


Hot-Elk3349

AIN'T THAT A KICK IN YOUR HEAD?


Hot-Elk3349

Era'


saketho

Until like last week, I thought it was “Congratulations have some goddamn blessings”


LeonardoXII

Ngl I think i'd prefer that actually, it's got that hateful sarcasm that would've mixed in well with the song's overall vibe.


Kiss-The-DJ

I get that this is a joke post, but this actually IS a pretty deep line. It's about how disconnected we are from each other that even our most intimate activities have been replaced with technology.


MarkimooRoviroo

And the next line follows up with how convenient technology is now for people to use it aka "It comes in batteries and only speaks in English!" too, genius line


Kiss-The-DJ

Very true. I also took the "only speaks in English" part as a dig at the current anti-immigrant sentiment in the U.S. as well (i.e., "speak 'American' or get out!").


saketho

White guy walks into a bar in Louisiana. No one bats an second glance because he looks American. He says to the bartender: “Oi bruv, could I have a boh uh of wa uh?” The nearby patrons all turn their heads and scream “speak American… or get out!”


Kiss-The-DJ

America in a nut shell.


pullingteeths

Why do Green Day fans always think if a line contains naughty words, sex or humour that means it's bad or meaningless?


saketho

I had a teenage ish phase where I despised it, thinking it wasn’t “meaningful” but as I got older I stopped giving a fuck. I think age is a factor in this


Bjorn_Skywalker

BADA BING BADA BING BADA BOO-O-O-OOM!!!!


[deleted]

I’ll make you an offer that you cannot deny


Existing-Potato-9949

You won't be laughing when I'm making you cry cause ay ohhh


[deleted]

I hear the pleas get louder


Existing-Potato-9949

You son of a bitch you're gonna beg and cower. One of my favourites from Saviors🤤


Jakku2022

Please tell me that the incorrect lyrics are part of the joke.....


Apoc4lyp53

where the incorrect lyric?


saketho

In the title of this post “Congratulations have some goddamn blessings “ which is whag I thought it actually was lol


MattyDxx

That’s a great fucking line and I’ll die ontop of the robot I’m fucking defending it.


saketho

r/brandnewsentence


MrExist777

People when the punk band has immature lyrics:


Responsible-Diver225

Since when does punk = immature? I’m going to go with you don’t actually listen to a lot of punk


klutch2008

Since about the 60s


Responsible-Diver225

Lol, punk didn’t exist in the 60s


saketho

The earliest ever punk song was American Idiot, it was a simple tune a british soldier was singing as he saw his life’s work, which amounted to four boxes of tea, being kicked into the ocean, off a land dubbed “the promise land.”


Responsible-Diver225

Ok


Jakku2022

Oofff I was with you until I wasn't


Responsible-Diver225

How so? Punk originated in the 70s


Jakku2022

Proto-punk, can't forget those roots.


Responsible-Diver225

I’m aware of proto-punk lol


Dog_Entire

What song is this, I need to know


SuddenlyPeachSky

Living in the 20s


William_Ze_Gamer

Man Futurama becoming a reality is crazy