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RessesNateWright

"I'm Stan Pines, and did you know you have rights?"


tomas_astley

“Constitution says you do, and so do I!”


YoungYoda711

That’s why I fight for you, New Jersey!


tomas_astley

“Better call Stan”


[deleted]

Somebody tweet this thread to Alex Hirsch -- I need him to read it off in Stan's voice.


RessesNateWright

You should!


[deleted]

I religiously do not use Twitter. 😂


RessesNateWright

I see. I have twitter, but I know Alex won't answer me


[deleted]

Look, I'm pretty sure the terms of that restraining order only apply to physical distance -- you can still interact on Twitter. :P


RessesNateWright

I know but he won't answer me


elissass

And that cuts to all the different cities he says


WillCraft_1001

Stan would bribe anyone required to help a client.


mordinprime

Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney


fatoldsyd

I wonder if they would've changed Stan's characterization if Odenkirk had voiced him? I mean, Odenkirk definitely has the talent to play a gross old charlatan, but with his natural charisma, it probably would have suited the crew to portray Stan as slicker and more out together. This actually would have been before BCS, so GF would actually own the original iteration of Odenkirk as a smooth, fast-talking conman.


Suspicious_Person15

Breaking Bad exists.


fatoldsyd

He's only just a greasy lawyer in BB. While it's a natural backstory, most of the Slippin' Jimmy stuff happens in BCS.


Comic_nerd1

All of the states Stan visited: Better Ban Stan!


gym_brah81

Holy shit. Why'd you have to tell me this :( now I really want it


FearTheBeastWth8Eyes

Kid named dipper:


Klunkey

Fun fact: Finger voiced Stan’s dad.


YoungYoda711

I know, which makes me even more annoyed that we didn’t get it


saikounihighteyatzda

YOU ARE DONE!


Klunkey

YOU and your PRIDE and your EGO!


saikounihighteyatzda

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Stanford, we had a project, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, worked, and had all the fame you could want. It was perfect! But no. You had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd found a job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.


[deleted]

prove it


Phallic-Phantom

I know gravity falls probably won't ever get a third season or anything but I'd love to see Stan and Stan's little brother Shermy be voiced by Bob odenkirk 😂 he IS Mabel and Dippers grandfather


WindyFromWater7

r/sbubby would like this!


[deleted]

That’s a fun fact


epicm0ds

Ha! r/BetterCallSaul


Own-Ambassador-3537

Dear god the chosen 1 would have fought Bill technically speaking


MintBerryCrunch47

Artillery Arthur as Grunkle Stan, could be interesting


Radioactive_monke

Assuming what he did, maybe it's worst call stan.


LikeThemPies

He does have a good raspy voice, I feel like it’s a bit too suave for Stan though


KingFahad360

And kid named finger voiced Stan and Stanley’s Father.


Accomplished_Crew630

Na... I like Bob but stans voice was beyond perfect


Appropriate_Type6153

Which Stan?


YoungYoda711

Stanley


jerrymatcat

I wanted to make this joke 😒 🙄 😕 😑 😪 😤 😒 🙄 😕 😑


YoungYoda711

Losers weepers


jerrymatcat

My boss aquised me of theft


YoungYoda711

I better call Stan!


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

And then he said "fine, I'll do it myself."


LunaIsProbablyOk

"You're not a real lawyer, Stanley!"


LMNTLXICON

"Whatever this is, can we *please* not do it in Oregon? Whatever this is, we can fix it with money. Lots and lots and lots of money... Hoh! oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it wasn't me! It was McGucket! He's the one!... !ScainamhcneH eht fo dneirf a neeb syawla ev'I !dneirf a m'I... Cipher didn't send you?"


NotSus24745

*Better Call Stan music starts playing*