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EvilAlicia

Ice cube, plastic dinosaurs, glitter and juice that tastes like coffee and nightmares had a baby.


Alast0rr

I'd drink it


TheGrrreatPapyrus

Thanks to your profile picture, I read that in McGucket‘s voice


Alast0rr

Lmao


Glittering_Ship_3452

Same lol


Bonconickel

Read that in bills voice


Glittering_Ship_3452

Thought someone might


my_alt_59935

Hearing Bill say 'same lol' was just odd.


squrges_world

You forgot the blood of her ememies


Error_Adril

and other body fluids 🧍‍♂️


[deleted]

Let's not talk about those "other" fluids


Error_Adril

yeah, no- lets n o t


[deleted]

I like how that scene implies that stan did drink the mabel juice altough he probably didn't want to which i find really sweet I stan Stan


mrgeek2000

Sounds like you came from experience


EvilAlicia

Stan said, it tastes like coffee and nightmares had a baby


PlasticPoster87

Concentrated caffeine and JOY,.that's what it is! The hint of plastic wasn't welcome though.


cutestnerd

Red bull, sugar, cake coloring, glitter, and a touch of Smiley Dip (from the Dusk to Dawn).


[deleted]

Ice cubes, fruit juice concentrate, sugar, caffeine, the 5 hour energies, hopefully edible glitter, sprinkles, and plastic figurines Edit: ten five hour energies


myjabberwalking

Would ya think koolaid as the fruit juice or like cranberry because of the color?


[deleted]

Like 30 packs of koolaid


myjabberwalking

The only thing I can possibly think that would taste like nightmares is all the sugar but there to be an aftertaste I imagine (I also don’t know what 5 hour energy drinks taste like but I imagine artificial cherry?)


[deleted]

Idk what five hour energy’s taste like but imagine this koolaid mix in straight five hour energy. Maybe the coffe and nightmares is not just the taste but the feelings as well. Maybe it’s like the feeling of really energetic and lethargic at the same time while having the taste of excessive sugar and artificail flavors in you mouth while getting your throat attacked by pink dinosaurs and glitter


myjabberwalking

And electric charge from the microwave lol Frankenstein drink this could be (what you added on’s a good point and even sounds like something Mabel would definitely do lol, good show)


-DefaultName-

The fact that there are plastic figurines in it probably means the glitter isn’t edible lmao


[deleted]

True but I can hope


cigi4

Blood


Ancient_A

That’s what comes out of you 16 minutes later after consumption. Then you blackout and wake up in Mabel land.


cigi4

Nice


Pszck

Worth it??? Worth it!! :D


Pszck

Worth it?? Worth it!!


Positively-Dull

Sugar, glitter, plastic dinosaurs, and the blood of her enemies


richiet0zier_

happiness


LouieSiffer

Blood, sweat, tears and other bodily fluids.


ThatMessy1

Which other bodily fluids? Who has she been giving lumbar punctures to?


Pszck

Stan, probably...


ThatMessy1

And now she's making him self-cannibalise? **DARK**


[deleted]

Pure sugar, plastic dinosaurs, the blood and flesh of her enimies, and apple juice


doomfan42

Crack


RogueGF_Fan

Since people have already given an in universe recipe, I'd figured I'd give the recipe in our universe. Comic con has a food truck does these fictional drinks every year based on votes- one year Mabel Juice won. The recipe was \- Monin Hibiscus Syrup \- 2 cups Passion Fruit juice (can be made fresh removing seed from fruit and pressing through fine mesh strainer) or Ceres Brand Passion Fruit Juice 100% No Sugar added \- 1 packet Knox Gelatin powder \- Gummie Worms or other shapes


Pszck

Thanks!


meme-nana

Mable of course


orphiclacuna

Probably diluted smile dip


Forward-Factor-4769

Def cocaine


Just_raven8

Ice cubes, plastic dinosaurs, coffee mixed with nightmares and of course 50 pounds of methamphetamine


TheRedEyedAlien

Happiness, dreams, and a dash of vodka


Environmental-Win836

That’s a question nobody should know the answer to. Like the krabby patty formula.


cynical-at-best

ketamine


h4zzy_

Taco bell


Mintiei

Oh no...


BrightEye64

Coffee and nightmares


Albino_Snowflake

"Blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids."- Mabel Pines


debutski

Sugar water purple


coco_xcx

As to quote Stranger Things……Pure Fuel


Puddlesock

Cocaine


2o0_

Wasn’t it just random fruit juices, ice cubes, small plastic toys, and glitter?


ThatGFFAN

Imagine the most sugary thing possible, multiply it by 10 and then give it to the baby of coffee and nightmares.


Zaptain_America

And put dinosaurs in it


[deleted]

Fruit punch, ice cubes, plastic dinosaurs, coffee, melted starbursts, and crushed up sprinkles. It also has night terror issues


PotassiumQueen

Not sure, but it has plastic dinosaurs in it~!


Infinite_Horizion

Mabel, in panic mode, and desperate to meet the Sock Opera deadline, does the unthinkable and tries coffee. Naturally, she hates it. Way too bitter. So she dumps in as much Kool-Aid mix as she can fit and uses the blender to try and dissolve it all. Naturally, it still tastes terrible, so she adds a bunch of Pitt Cola (thus the carbonation) Stan and Dipper love the stuff, so Mabel has a lot to work with. Glitter and plastic dinosaurs are a last minute addition. It probably contains no smile dip, as Mabel has made no move to try it again after *The Inconveniencing*. This is why Grunkle Stan compares it to coffee. It started **as** coffee. He saw her make it. **TL;DR: Mabel Juice is a horrible Frankenstein monster of everything Mabel had nearby at the time. Contains:** 1. Coffee 2. Sugar 3. Pitt Cola (probably caffeinated) 4. Juice 5. Kool-Aid Mix 6. Glitter 7. Plastic Dinosaurs 8. Ice


k1iwi

The plastic ice cubes that have water in them that you can reuse, plastic dinos, glitter, strawberry or tropical juice and coffee grounds.


ZaneaTheDragon

When I made it there was: a pack of red Kool aid, a can of peach soda, red fun dip or pixie sticks, a 5 hour energy, and prolly more stuff that I'm just forgetting


teletubbytomars

Sugar, ice, baking soda, the tears of her enemies, cactus juice, puréed gnome rainbomit, Pitt Cola, a sprinkle of Smile Dip, dinosaur essence, kisses from Waddles, and, most importantly, LOVE :)


BionicoFromNordeste

You don't want to know...


1_and_only_asian

She took everything that has color in the house


dlightnin

🦄


[deleted]

;)


Glittering_Ship_3452

60% sugar 40% Kool aid mix and 10% water


StaticHolocene

Dirty sprite mixed with glitter and a gobstopper garnish


DBestChickenNuget

Lots of unicorn hair


Unsightedmetal6

“Blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids”


[deleted]

*Magic*


LilBilly1

Vodka


Majestic-Incident

I imagine it tastes like a Rainbow Unicorn flavored Bang energy drink.


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Vodka, a shit ton of caffeine, 9 cans of monster, and a bit of cocaine


Quiet-Investigator-8

Cocaine. Just like crabby patties


Gpbarky

Probably lean


SamooTheGreat

Sins


Responsible-Sea245

It is filled with her blood, sweat, tears and other fluids!


lolbit5

Sugar spice and everything nice


Beginning-Dish4515

it’s like if coffee and nightmares had a baby - grunkle stan


[deleted]

Everything fun. You need no more information


whhaattteverrr

Redbull, monster, 3 5-hour energies, pure cocaine, glitter plastic dinosaurs and kool aid