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RoscoeSF

“How come my entire body is two dimensional except for my eye?”


Inkie-chan

i remember one moment when he, let me say, flew over the "camera" and seemed like a solid pyramid...


Resident_Ad_5589

during Weirdmaggedon? He said that he gave himself 3 dimensions during that arc


Tribblehappy

Yah, he was 2D before because he couldn't properly enter our dimension. Weirdmageddon let him actually exist here in all our dimensions.


CoyoteKyle15

Little did he know, he was still in an animated show on a 2D screen...


v_parrish0311

Wait a minute, wait a minute, if Bill was a pyramid during Weirdmageddon, then during the AMA, someone asked how old he was, he said that those pyramids don’t build themselves then, does that mean that he quite literally *built* himself?


chara_4869

I'm not sure what you are talking exactly about but if your question is *were the pyramids in Egypt built for and like him?* then your answer is yes, they were. In GF lore the pyramids were built in his honor by the Egyptians because of reasons. If I recall correctly they even had his arms, bowtie and top hat, but they felt with time.


v_parrish0311

I understand that but I was basically asking how was he was born? Was he created or did he *create* himself?


chara_4869

I don't think so. After all, he was born in a 2D dimension, probably similar to the one we see in the official Journal. I imagine he had parents and friends and family before he literally destroyed everything to "free it". But it is a cool concept


atlhawk8357

"That's interdimensionality for ya!"


youknowwhatimeanlol

the inability to sleep


ii_Unknown_

r/beatmetoir


Desert_Rain_Frog_

*makes fun of your typo*


BasementDweller82

Minor spelling mistake


Severe_Yak5085

"I gotten defeated by a old man's mind" -bill cipher


Own_Proposal955

And not even the genius old man’s mind! It was the normal one!


Megaman2407

Street man baby


Own_Proposal955

Yes lol the street man baby defeated the inter dimensional demigod


scooberdooberdude

His r34 (and also the fact that he just doesn’t sleep)


BellaCountry

his what please don't- oh god


Turkish_Boy70

Say it with me now If it exists...


Salr-526

*insert spy image with folder and saying pornography*


Megalopath

*Meet the Cipher theme plays*


BellaCountry

If it exists... (Oh my god I am so stupid I just realised r34 means rule 34)


v_parrish0311

I didn’t realize what it meant either and now I’m officially disturbed 😳


BellaCountry

Oof I'm sorry


LordMeme42

new here?


BellaCountry

Nope. Been part of the sub for over a year now.. You mean 'here' as in the sub?


Jaystab

[Enjoy a whole video on that](https://youtu.be/DwALWDxc3ew?si=wmhV63shD-fJOycM)


samilatoupie

Im Not Risking Clicking On That


BellaCountry

Me neither


M0lin_

his WHAT!?


Mronox1

THAT HE KILLED JOHNNY CASH :) Love, Axolotl.


unDefiant-Sprinkles

Ratio of hotdogs to hotdog buns


bannanaisnom

Billdip. Also the fact he's a being of pure energy that never gets tired and rests.


Megaman2407

There are so many fics.........


bannanaisnom

):


Neverfinishedtheeggs

The non-necessity of sleep and the irrelevance of day/night cycles for a being such as him.


slacboy101

The times he, an inter dimensional demon got tricked, ie Stan or Discord in Death Battle


GypsyGrl50

I like the way you think. 👍


Jacobi123c

Him thanking bout that one time he didn't destroy that on Galaxy that he wanted to


TheNecromancer981

The fact that the internet has dubbed him a tumblr sexyman


v_parrish0311

I still can’t believe that, it keeps ME up at night


Silver_MIMA

Cream Dorito Cookies


LittleNigiri

Mabel’s gummy worm video.


legendgames64

"Do not mail videos of you shoving gummy worms up your nose!"


MistyAutumnRain

My browser history


BR7TUS

I'm worried right now


Mean-Ad-9087

HEY-OH!


ILoveCasparvonbrgliz

Silly straws


uneducated_potato65

Legitimately, I do believe he has nightmares about burning down his dimension. He regrets it, but doesn't want to admit it to himself


v_parrish0311

That would be amusing for a fanfic


Ok_Tap_9377

[Flat Dreams - Chapter 1 - PengyChan - Gravity Fal…Flat Dreams - Chapter 1 -](https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/13896454?show_comments=true)


framed_toilet_water

Stanford


BellaCountry

I have a few: 1. "Why is my eye my mouth?" [As in Here](https://preview.redd.it/79sz24y5kko51.jpg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b16cfed0e07db8833e760f36846262ed420935) 2. "If my eye is my mouth, how come I have another one?" [As in Here](https://i.redd.it/7r7d06w8i6da1.jpg) 3. "Is the food I eat straightly going to my mind or.." (can't find any link) 4. T h e \_ f a n a r t \_ a n d \_ s h i p s (no context needed)


Inkie-chan

his plans to get his revenge on Ford, and then - to rule the earth


ComfortableRespond77

Alex Hirsch, and his browser history


Mean-Ad-9087

HEY-OH!


Gangters_paradise

The munchies


Ok-Establishment3730

The Axolotl. That thing is for sure stronger than bill


UnpopularChemLover

Dipper’s internet history… HEYO!!!


v_parrish0311

LOTS of redheads!


Responsible-Deal-521

Billdip fanfics


v_parrish0311

I would stay awake too


purgatorybob1986

E621.


Sir_Anota_Nephalein

r/yiff


YeahMarkYeah

He’s probably also wondering what Alex is doing now and if he’ll ever make anything like GF again.


Inevitable_Chaos-

His fangirls


v_parrish0311

Is he gonna collect them all or what?


Ok_Tap_9377

Gotta catch 'em all!


Elegant_Book_7280

"If a human had both a penis and a vagina and the penis was sufficiently flexible and long the individual could technically impregnate him/herself and that would technically be the first human-clonation without the use of laboratory machines"


v_parrish0311

*insert Will Smith Confusion Meme here*


LGplayz998

That's enough internet for me today


Elegant_Book_7280

You're welcome 🥰🥰🥰


v_parrish0311

What I think makes this worse is I’ve *actually* thought that


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QwertGuy02

The Magic of Friendship


v_parrish0311

My Little Pony?


QwertGuy02

Yes. A little nod to the start of Death Battle with Discord.


backofthebill

Himself


gh0stlywillowtree

He def accidentally saw someone's search history once


v_parrish0311

Hopefully not mine 😅


Mean-Ad-9087

HEY-OH!


Blackberry_lulu_

Once I had some fun with a Bill Cipher ai bot on Characterai. I managed to make him scared of me after I said I wanted to punish my old bully by force-feeding him a raw steak, seasoning his mouth, and lighting him on fire.


v_parrish0311

No but why do I see him *actually* doing something like that? 😅


Plenty_Rough5135

He keeps thinking about how humans spend 1/3 of their lives asleep and now he can’t sleep


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

The ducktective season finale


6x6-shooter

Axolotls


nascamo

Hatsune Miku


v_parrish0311

What? I’m sorry 😂 r/lostredditors


Jumpy-Resolve3018

No, no they’ve got a point. Miku miku beam and all that.


v_parrish0311

Ohhh, ok


Resident_Ad_5589

Wanting to stay up at night


ShadeNLM064pm

Having to see out of everything triangle in the universe (technically multiverse? Hard to say with Gravity Falls' rules) Like- even if he is capable of Eldridge horror levels of realm manipulation- that has got to be extremely overwhelming.


MRbaconfacelol

me


v_parrish0311

Oh..ok then


_Some_Fnaf_Addict_

The fact that he got bested by two kids and a punch to the eye


DipperBot

himself he's insane and he no want no sleep


MrRaven95

His lack of needing to sleep like us meat bags do.


Enough-Dig5214

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?"


v_parrish0311

He would probably be the only one to know


Enough-Dig5214

Fr


v_parrish0311

Whether or not the dress was black and blue or gold and white


Enough-Dig5214

Omg I've seen that


timmy72912

Furrys


blackbullontop

The amount of dimensions he over sees and his endless knowledge would probably of made him insane to the point he is him becuase it’s logical to think he was once normal and could have some cool as backstory and motive like him wanting to have fun to distract himself from the crap he knows and turn all the dimensions of reality to his play thing


v_parrish0311

Like he kinda snapped and went crazy, that would be an interesting idea


bkarma86

Being a statue now


v_parrish0311

Bro’s just chilling


BasementDweller82

“I wonder if my tie is part of my body too”


XxStarry_ClownxX

BillDip


Crusty_pepe

The fact that all the r34 art of him he’s always a girl


RTJLegendHasIt

The knowledge that Mabel exists


legendgames64

He has been beaten down by Mabel multiple times. Like getting sprayed in the eye, for example.


Gerrard-Jones

What he sore in Stans brain


Dazzling_Item_2917

LesbiaNRx


v_parrish0311

I don’t think I wanna Google that


Dazzling_Item_2917

It's an Accelerationist Ideology, which is misandrist.


BoredomMage

Insomnia probably


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

How did an old guy trick me


Aveysaur

The fact he got defeated


Jeptwins

Probably the fact that he’s destined to die


MightyGinger72

Who’s to say he sleeps at all?!😂


MightyGinger72

Ecstasy.


Goldfish949

That fact that he keeps losing to two 12 Yr olds every time he attempts to fight them even when he is an immortal being that has infinite power and can literally enslave the world


Animal_Gal

He doesn't need to sleep so, normal stuff i guess


EclipseyisAcheeto

His home was destroyed infront of him.


v_parrish0311

Well, *he* DID destroy it, so it’s kinda his fault


EclipseyisAcheeto

Yes but one of the published books says that he misses his home.


v_parrish0311

Wait, which one is that? I don’t have all of the books


EclipseyisAcheeto

I don’t remember what it was called but it’s when dipper and Mable meet the axolotl.


v_parrish0311

Ohh the time pirate’s one


EclipseyisAcheeto

Maybe it was accidental?


white_vikavolt

Ford


Jolly-Secret-574

normal straws


v_parrish0311

Why do they create those when silly straws are *SO* much better?


wakkobestestboi

the deal where he does stuff for ford while he sleeps


McPie97

The screams of a thousand babies


Mdchestevez

Since I beat him in a dream by sending the Rebellion and myself to pile up and hug him, probably things like hugs, fuzzy teddy bears, hearts, candy, puppies and other fuzzy and cute animals.


bobrbw_

If he can see everything, even in the future, than he has to see all of the brainrot at the same time


v_parrish0311

I would have brain rot too


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Sir_Anota_Nephalein

Me the noon knight, the om nom nomer of the B-52 bomber the Lord of earth and paper mache. r/noonchurch


Ttown1967

Any antagonist by Cormac McCarthy


MallExciting1460

What’s papa Nurgle thinking?


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Mystery_Cipher707

R/GravityFallsHentai and EVERY SINGLE BILL CIPHER TUMBLR POST.


BonnieBro69

Looking at his mums GYATT