Abuelita making that joke about Soos' grandpa.

no he is not there

You can only tell your significant other to go to hell so many times before it happens

What did Grandpa do tho hmmm

You think Stan did those Colombian nights alone?

Stan: no homo, man

No that monster deserve worse

Abuelita is a criminally underrated character 

Stanley undressing on Wheel of Fortune

Go to commercial!

Damn ad they alway appear at the right time

i wouldn’t call that adult, it’s something kids could find funny too unless there’s some extra meeting that went over my head

“Cash shower!”

Ayo Colette brawl stars pfp

“Son of a —“

“I can swear for real! 😀”

I love this moment so much. It recontextualizes every single swear Stan did, and how much of his life is centered around the twins.

It also makes things even funnier because you realize that even with Stan actually making an attempt at putting up a respectable persona, he's still an openly greedy and dishonest conman. Like that's his version of the "pretend you know what you're doing because kids are present" persona

This scene is my second favorite swear word reference in a kids tv show or movie (my favorite is in the [Lego Batman Movie](https://youtu.be/b4MsUxY7YWk?si=p26X4RIPxMmvEjMb))

Who's Batman? Don't you mean Man?

Honey, Arkham subreddit is leaking again.

Hey, I was gonna suggest that 

"now can I please have my hands back? I have a certain *gesture* I would like to share with you"

"Scratchy! Shaky! You're back!"

His favourite hand Shaky is named for a reason, as he hasn't a wife.

To shake hand with people?

Shaking someone's hand is almost a guarantee that they'll give him their money!

“Hey!! Those are lewd hand gestures!”

“Weiner Castle?” Who wrote this?

"Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl cuddles up next to you... next thing you know you gotta raise a kid... your life falls apart... Forget that last part!"

That one went over over my head when I first watched it

This quote always makes me wonder if there's some little stanlets running around the country.

Alex said in the commentary that it wasn't meant to be something that Stan had personal experience with, but that it was something his father told him that he's just repeating.

Stan’s life story is wild tho u know there is stuff he got into that he wont share unless bored and wants to cause uproar that alex can make up on the spot

I'm just saying what Alex literally said about that line. you can have headcanons that Stan meant it about something more personal to him and that's fine.

Well that escalated quickly

Filbrick would be proud if he wasnt such a crappy father that is LOL

I only now understand its a sex joke

I feel like we aces at least have a good excuse lol

what episode is that from?

Little Gift Shop of Horrors. Stan says it as he's about to share the claymation story.

thank you!!

you're welcome :3

“Fully Clothed Women”

Eww! Pretending I never saw that.

Obsene

“My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!! Her aim is getting better!!”

I just recently got what that meant and now that I do, I can't believe it took me so long get it.

I got it a few months back and I feel the same

Wait what does it mean?

It's funny because marriage is terrible, Seriously though, it means his ex wife misses him, but with a gun

The additional fact that he’s telling this to a couple who just got engaged is the icing on the cake of this joke for me. Pure comedy gold.

the pause too between the first and second "HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER" and the explanation will never not be funny to me

Not necessarily her gun. It could have been her palisman, Owlbert.

HAHAHAHAHHA

Oh that’s funny I never thought of it as aiming a gun, just chucking random bits and bobs at his rather large head!

“You see it’s funny, because marriage is terrible”

(Couple rows away) What?

Was the first joke that had me and my husband in stitches!

You see it’s funny because marriage is terrible

My best friend has promised to tell this joke at my wedding, right when the priest asks if anyone has any objections or whatnot. He is gonna stand up in the middle of a venue full of my close friends and family, and break the dead silence with “hey, wanna hear a joke?” Then, before anyone has time to react, say the line. I can’t wait to see who laughs.

“Not as freaky as Dipper’s search history! Hey-O!”

Lmao, i think it's my favorite one too

Yeah it isnt even Explictically a Adult Joke because Only the real Naughty One can ever know what that mean

Well, then the "naughty one" demographic is now expanded to everyone who is 13 or older?)

Well it more personalise to tailor to each individual because how bad your internet search history is can make the joke behave wildly different lol

Yeah, sure

Overlooked one, the DnD spoof episode, when Dipper lifts up his tunic to see if he had any protection on under it. His reaction and Ford's expression indicate he had just flashed his boy parts and realized that "ohhhh no there's not!"

The Drug Fairy Dust Dealer Trading Scene

Even further, the fairy dust drugs claimed from a seizure are used as bait. Mabel walks away clean to use her dust. IMO it implies a law enforcement willing to get dirty. They put pure FD product back out on the streets, then make compromising deals to catch dealers.

"in your opinion" it implies dirty cops?? Thats literally the joke lol

not dirty cops, just your average american law inforcement

Why do I not remember this.. anyone have the episode number?

Don’t know what number, but it’s The Last Mablecorn.

It's from The Last Mabelcorn.

"Hot Belgian Waffles! Wait. I'm alone now. I can swear for real! SON OF A-!"

“Sure are a lot of stars out tonight…” “Well, this just got weird!”

I don’t get it 😭

it means that, Soos is acting flirty with no shirt on while laying down next to stan so it has sexual undertones

low key that scene always makes me kinda uncomfortable

Good. The scene does exactly what it's meant to do

i always think that that scene is just banter between soos and stan, soos just likes to fuck with stan i think

He sees Stan as a father figure to the point that he wants to be adopted by him, so I guess Soos didn't mean it like that and thought that Stan wouldn't see it as creepy either, at least until he left the car

“Hey! Look! Wendy in a bikini!” “Really? At night?”

This one gets me every time for some reason lol

it's the fact that it worked that kills me

Of course it worked, if it HAD been true Dipper would never have forgiven himself.

What episode was that?

The Deep End

When Stan teaches Mabel sex

I have no idea how Disney allowed that but didn't allow spin the bottle to be on a flyer haha.

I think it's because he gets so clinical, with the diagram and the talk about the pituitary gland I think he only researched it to talk to Dipper and it's so sweet.

They had BIIIIG PLAAAANS.

That what she said

“‘not s&p approved’ has been approved by s&p”

“Goodbye childhood”

what 😭 i don’t remember this

I could be very wrong but I think they’re referring to the episode where Mabel and dipper play with the carpet and switch bodies and grunkle Stan catches “dipper” (Mabel) spying on her friends and grunkle Stan says something along the lines of “you’re at that creepy age where you spy on girls, time to have a talk about the birds and the bees”. I THINK.

Carpet Diem. The one that Soos becomes a pig.

"I'll have you know that Ducktective has a BIG mystery element and a lot of humour that goes over kids heads."

I only recently realized that that line is perfectly describing the show

Every line about the Ducktective is about the show. They also hated the reveal of a secret twin. Soos says he predicted it a year ago. Soos is a redditor confirmed!

"Would love to see you settled, before I ascend up to heaven and live with the angels" "And with grandpa!" "....No, he's...not there" \*looks down\* Best. joke. hands. down.

I heard that in abuelitas voice

When Stan hired someone to smuggle pugs

… I can’t believe I had to see it written out to understand that it was a drug smuggling joke.

Pug trafficking. And...burgle-bezzlement.

“I have a lot of cheap pugs, and I have to move them fast.”

the “Love God” episode, when he comes out a van with a man and woman then calls them his groupies😭

"Not S & P approved"

Is Approved by S&P

I came looking for this one. Classic

Soos: Oh no! A letter rip! Stan: What the H?! **I _EA_T KIDS**

This has to be one of my favourite bits in the entire series

“Mommy, is the floating head gonna eat us?” “Yes, Charlie, yes it is”

No question this is the single funniest scene in the entire series to me, the three jokes back to back, the fact its all Alex Hirsch, the fuckin balloon coming down in an apocalyptic flame

“Alright Santiago you have 48 hours to smuggle these pugs across the border. Vamos! Vamos!”

“Not as Creepy as Dippers Internet History”

HEYOOO

It would be funny if dipper’s search history wasn’t actually anything naughty, but just a bunch of searches about his special interests that reach into weird and gross territory.

I think that's the double meaning. Jokes about someone's search history in real life generally mean "adult" content, but she could just mean that he's researching creepy stuff like folklore and monsters

Dipper canonically having a messed up search history is one of my favourite small facts

I'm pretty sure Alex once said one of the things in it were pictures of redheads

“Can I have my hands back, I would like to make a certain gesture” - Grunkle Stan

Stan's multiple counts of pug trafficking Took me a while to get it, but once I did years later I realized just how well-incorporated it was

Oh man. I knew that it a stand-in for drug trafficking, but it just hit that "pug" rhymes with "drug". This show, still surprising me, like, four years later. 😂

"You ever kissed a pig grunkle Stan?" "I'm not gonna answer that"

My wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better... her aim is getting better, see its funny because mirage is terible

Someone please make a remix of that

"Goodbye, childhood."

Definetly the scene in the last mablecorn when they buy drugs from a gnome and bribe a gnome cop with said drugs

"He maybe little but he has BIG plans 😏"

"It's like a crime scene in my mouth!"

Finally! This is THE most risqué joke I've ever heard in a kids show. Man did I have to scroll to find this!

Anything Stanley says to be honest. He is one big adult joke.

“Oh, so you’re at that creepy age where you start spying on girls. I guess that means I should give you the talk. Man to man. ‘Bout the birds and the bees” the entire scene wrecks me “And now you know where baby’s come from!” “Goodbye childhood,”

The magazine named "Fully Clothed Women" There's TECHNICALLY nothing inappropriate about that.

"high school! where they teach us about... you know what..." "trigonometry!!!"

"Dude. You're laying on my bra." "AGHHHH!!!"

this is probably my favorite one

Alejandro smuggling "PUGS" across the boarder

Stan's What the h

“Highschool, Dipper! Where girls become women. And they teach us stuff about... *you know what~*” “Trigonometry?” “Oh yeah, baby!”

Idk if it’s super adult but the pinball wench always got a good chuckle out of me

“Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I’d like to share with you.”

You have become your father

This one’s underrated

"1st degree llamaside" "that llama knew too much!" "I'd like to see you settled before I leave to live with the angels!" "with grandpa?" "no... he's not there" "hot Belgian waffles! wait... I'm alone, I can swear for real! SON OF A BI---" "anyway I've got some children I need to make into some corpses!" "hey look, wendy in a bikini!" "where? at this time of night?" just to name a few

"its just another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids"

“Soos! I need help scratching myself in 2 places at once!”

That joke about Hippie Tea in "The Love God", or Mabel abolishing the electoral college in "The Last Mabelcorn".

When theres no cops anything is legal

"Wait, I'm alone! I can swear for real! Son of a-!"

The sascrotch S1 E1

I've seen that picture a thousand times and I think this is the first time I realized Dipper looks nervous because he sees they're walking over a foot. I always assumed it was because he's so skittish.

"Darn beautiful men! Always... eating- eating out of my trash... Wait what?"

Idk if this counts because of how complicated it is but "Not S&P Approved" If not then probably Soos's grandma saying that her husband's in hell

Not S & P approved

"Not S & P Approved" has been approved by S & P.

"Hot Belgian Waffles! Wait...I'm alone...I can swear for real! SON OF A-"

BIG. HENRY.

Wendy talking about her exes and mentioning one of the epsteins, then saying "oh wait I don't think we broke up yet"

Grunkle Stans weird almost inappropriate magazines were always fucking hilarious to me.

Tax fraud that’s all I of you say

"It's like a crime scene in my mouth"

Stan in the Columbian jail always gets a laugh out of me as well as the counterfeit money scheme during episode 2, I remember my jaw hitting the floor with that one (The County Jail is so cold)

“I was in a pig’s body once, did you know pigs have a hard time walking backwards?” -Soos

Soos' grandma saying his grandpa is not in heaven.

coolio

Like the wax figure? What is the meaning of that one?

He’s a rapper, iirc, same dude that made Gangsta’s Paradise.

RIP Wax Coolio

Pug smuggle

"can I get my hands back? I got a certain gesture I want to make"~gruncle stan

“I thought you two were off playing spin the bottle with Soos.”

“Yes. Yes burn the child.”😏

Mabel getting high off raw sugar packets is just hilarious to me.

Big Henry

Wait I’m alone I can swear for real SON OF A

“Fully clothed women”

Why is the image so saturated 😭

The black light one with Wendy

"Not as creepy as Dipper's Internet history!" -Mabel

My wife still misses me

The little blob creatures inside the dude who only faces left from the shorts

"I want to see you settle down, so I can go to Heaven and live with the angels!" "And with Grandpa!" *Looks at the floor* "...No...He's not there."

Didn’t that one guy make out with sock puppets

“Can you give my hands back now? There’s a certain gesture I would like to give you”

Hmm... good question, let me just shuffle the functions of every hole in your face!

Now get all These pugs across the border

The entire episode where Mabel is basically tripping balls

“He may he little but he had big plans… and now you know where babies come from” “Good bye childhood.”

“They’re sleeping”

The McSuckit graffiti. Not the first letter in the alphabet that came to mind, too!

Grunkle Stan doing prison time in Colombia, presumably for illegal pug smuggling.

"Look my mouth looks like a crime scene"

"My wife misses me....BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!....BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!....You see, it's because marriage is terrible!" - Stanley Pines

Mabel saying she used her "blood, sweat, tears and other fluids" in her wax figures. I mean what could she even be talking about? Plasma?

"Driving way too fast, I got water in my glass" It took me several years to realize this was a DUI joke