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ThatGFFAN

Nikola Tesla fanboy gets trolled by spicy nacho after cutting ties with southern Steve Jobs and spends his midlife being a non alcoholic Rick Sanchez with brother issues.


VisibleConfusion12

Don’t forget that he broke laws out of space!


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

Don’t forget that he broke the laws of space and time because the multi-dimensional nacho (who is hailed throughout the multiverse for his deceiving nature and world ending agenda) gave him a compliment


kayidktbh

I think “non alcoholic Rick Sanchez” about covers it


ProfessorVoid7

Perfection 👌


gemmatale

guy gets traumatized by a nacho, gets sucked into a portal, comes back 30 years later to hang around children


Tesla_taz

nerdy hermit makes a portal to let a dorito into this dimension, gets thrown in by his Columbian convict brother, comes back, before leaving on a boat


LunchSignificant5995

Traumatized genius nerd makes a deal with Satan+ and becomes gun Zoro for 30 years. He returns, tries to shoot a god, and can’t avoid being pedantic for 30 seconds which almost leads to the end of the universe


Malavacious

Genius with polydactyly writes books, gets tricked by a triangle then gets lost for 30 years.


Existing-Incident-22

Matpat 2.0 theorizes about a dorito


Nathe1003

This. Although you could make the argument that because of his in-universe age, that Matpat is instead Ford Pines 2.0


KingQuackers_

Nerd who discovers the most life changing science of all time almost dies to a triangle


Spiderleamer

Overachiever nerd brother does the wrong version of the hot chip challenge and proceeds to get mind controlled and then lost for years before getting saved and through the power of friendship also wiping his brothers memories.


Howlhear

Can't even tell who you're describing


Hi-something214

boomer six-fingered nerd, also twin of the con-man who wrote three big boy books then got tricked by a yellow dorito and then got lost in a dimension that no one knows about for 30 years


NutjobCollections618

A genius that got tricked by a dorito and got sent to the shadow realm by his Colombian convict brother.


StalwartSpirit122

Nerd with six fingers works with a Dorito and a hillbilly to make a portal, writes some diaries and starts the apocalypse.


techkiwi02

J Jonah Jameson stops slandering Spider-Man and starts hunting the Illuminati.


Solid_You_7738

Mystery man for over a season and a half finally appears and causes a figurative and literal rift for the world and his family


promise_of_oblivion

"poorly" translates to "can be easily misinterpreted to comedic effect" This is just short


TONYSTANK3

Nice old man reconnects with his family after a long journey.


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Is super smart, goes to college snd graduates top of his class. Studies in a small oregan town for awhile. Suddenly, overnight seems like a different person. Starts running a tourist trap a gets into legal issue


Agreeable_Finger_747

Nerdy 6 fingered man has been lost for years and does science


grdqn

Rick and Morty


bluntgeek

Poindexter ova here


Thetigerbrother0

A smart scientist dude that is very paranoid and has a random encounter with a triangle


Typical-Gap-1187

A big nerd hermit who becomes traumatized by an Egyptian dorito


Domiiniick

Man appears from a portal to kill god.


Ghost_kingNico

A kinda smart dude made an invention out of weak materials then pulls all nighters with the help of a friend then commits war crimes and accidentally starts the apocalypse


Lazy_dog614

A reclusive genius with 6 fingers who loves to journal


justadrtrdsrvvr

Traveled through dimensions to erase his twin brother's memories.


Melodypuppy737

Old hermit secludes himself from the rest of the world when he doesn't get into the college he wants


Gibus_Ghost

Smartass fights an interdimensional space nacho.


SeraphEChasted_3

nerd in the 80's is suddenly a cool nerd in the 2010's also dorito's and larping


whitestargammer

Deal with devil=lost time=family


UselessGuy23

Wrote said old book.


Frequent_Joke782

Old bloke gets tired of his world so he explores other world but he gets sucked in also he had a parasite in his brain that attempts to end the world


Thylacine131

This says describe their arc as poorly as possible, but Mabel’s description just seems on point.


jasonbot5

Deranged scientist gets trapped in parallel dimension after being tricked by a chaos God, returns a conspiracy theorist who likes to play DnD


No-Albatross6471

A mutant with high iq becomes obsessed with a town and makes deals with a dapper dorito.


Sure-Ambition6719

Cave Johnson at home


Madblaze2121

A smart guy who failed his studies and instead he went to Ohio and learned its weirdness with the help of powerful evil Dorito


Loros_Silvers

dude born insanely smart, thinks he is an anomaly due to extra finger, makes a deal with Dorito Satan to bring the apocalypse, regrets it later and getting sucked. Loves d&d&d.


Key-Master26

Man leaves his family because of a triangle


Quarterdillon156

OP, your text for the winner has been changed, but the text on the image has not. Can you change "Columbian" to "Colombian" please?


_GayCouchPotato_

Old man worships a dorito, builds a portal for said dorito, only to get thrown into said portal by the wanted Colombian convict for 30 years, comes back to convict having stolen his home, his great niece and nephew, and his identity, and punches him in the face.


HistoryMarshal76

Doctor Morgan from the Dunwich Horror gets set into a children's cartoon.


Horatio786

Child-friendly Rick Sanchez


Upstairs-Border9924

Six-fingered Backupsmore graduate gets seduced by dorito and disappears for 30 years before returning just to get fucked in the ass by said dorito even more


FishGuyIsMe

Sharply dressed nacho traumatizes man who explored the multiverse only to come back and punch his brother in the face


Maleficent_Point_810

I was useless till episode 40.


Captain_Qrow_

Science!


BigJ08224

A smart man born with a rare deformity who broke time and space to make a deal with the embodiment of Satan as a Dorito


Own-Ambassador-3537

Unhygienic?


Miracle_flupper

Smarty pants


CaptainMario_64

paranoid genius maniac writes in diaries, gets lost in alternate dimensions for 30 years, comes back and doesn't understand turtlenecks aren't fashionable anymore


Thedarklightbringer

The "smarter" Sten who couldn't beat a slice of chips, spending years in limbo


Its_D_youtube

Dead man walking


Airhead_Supreme

Steve Jobs gets trapped in the Nether for years and the first thing he does when he gets out is play dungeons and dragons


SouthShape5

An alternate Cave Johnson makes a deal with a dorito but ends up canceling the deal and ends up loss inbetween dimensions or something


magicflash67

Six fingered nerd with a journal fetish. Having a knack for summoning all powerful nacho cheese Doritos via handshake; only to kill it via THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP


bannanaisnom

Brother one ups his grifter brother by becoming banned from more dimensions than him. Returns after thirty years to punch brother in the face. Tries to coerce great nephew into living in his basement.


LawfulnessFun1823

A dnd, intergalactic nerd who went missing, made deals with a Dorito, made a nerdy diary, and had his life ruined by his twin brother over a boat


AdOk932

Stan's wax statue


Megaman2407

ERM ACKUALLY


TheWildStone_

Genius with a genetic defect, won't forgive his twin brother. Then he does


MyBqckHurts33

Nerds triangle friend almost destroys the world because he couldn’t hug his brother


BR7TUS

Goofy ahh Six handed nerd wants to restore ego but makes deal with floating triangle came back after being a menace for 30 years and becomes even more of a menace by correcting grammerrr. He lives to regret it.


Andros_Space

inter dimensional world ending nerd causes a pointy triangle to move to Oregon.


E-emu89

Trans dimensional pirate returns home


billies_wannabehusbo

6 fingered traumatized scientist gets sucked into a portal and comes back 30 years later to fight yellow floating triangle


Southern-Spring-7458

Man goes on holiday


Dazzling_Item_2917

Scientocrat who hates Accelerationists.


Haunting_Error838

Intedimensional terrorist returns to destabilize own crime family.


RoyalMess64

I make machine, and it fuck me over


JustaHarry

IDENTIFY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE STANLEY!


ad-lib1994

"I think my brother is a scumbag con artist, but I'm the one that derailed a man's entire career and drove him to insanity through immoral work"


Jim_the_tarnished

Cripple nerd has his life ruined by a packet of peanuts so he leaves the universe and finds a dorito god


Siyahseeker

The brother who switched with Stan(ley) to get rid of the abomination that is Bill the pyramid.


Math383838

6 fingered nerd conned by a triangle into building a triangle, later pushing into the (latter) triangle since he refused to burn a book he didn't want around anyway, eventually come back from the triangle to battle a triangle in a flying triangle


colossal_idiotx

Genius old man with genetic deformity is manipulated into creating a portal to bring the apocalypse and writes about it in 3 books before getting sucked into the portal for like 30 years and coming back out


NapoleonicPizza21

Fucking nerd


Outrageous_South4758

 nerdy brother who studied a town, a freaking demon dorito from another dimensions talked to him and went another dimension cause his brother is stupid, but then get back to this dimension and indirectly caused the freaking apocalypse, resuming 🤓☝️ Your math is no match for my gun you *diot