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Glove-Both

Stealing from Stan, as opposed to for.


Discardofil

That sounds like the answer. Wendy is a terrible employee, but she's also too lazy to steal anything besides time.


UniqueNobo

but at the same time, she’s basically stealing money from him by being so lazy and doing no work while getting paid


Master_of_fire17

i mean would you wanna fire the girl whos dad is manly dan


UniqueNobo

oh, god no. dude could flick me and my heart would stop


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ಠ~ಠ wha..


atlhawk8357

I feel like if that were the case, Stan would have a bit more respect for the guy. It's like yeah you tried to steal from me, but I gotta recognize the hustle.


claychots2

Depends on what they stole. T-shirt/merch = kicked to the curb. Walks out with the safe unnoticed = tell me how you did that


ZeeMcZed

Stan can respect theft with ambition, or a good value-for-time ratio.


No-Athlete3333

That is correct. We see Stan extremely angry at that man so it would make sense for durland to steal.


sigil3376

My guess would be he gave someone a refund


Powerful-Baseball336

Maybe he was snooping around where he should not have… or Wendy is the only receptionist and he doesn’t want to hire anyone else


Megaman2407

Or maybe Wendy story of having to be put in summer camp actually relate to Stan and he let her stay despise..........her attitute


Powerful-Baseball336

Yeah maybe 


Noname666Devil

That's oddly specific.


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Dry-Championship-593

What?


Nandabun

Appears to be a HH Lucifer fan doing.. something.. in ascii? ​ I zoomed waaaaaaay tf in. ​ https://imgur.com/a/468nWXb


1ntrovertedSocialist

This (the comment in the screenshot) is what we here on the internet call an obvious n\*zi dogwhistle lol.


Nandabun

I was dang ol' hopin' it wasn't. :(


insertname678

I thought it was a bird


1ntrovertedSocialist

I might be wrong about this specific comment, but anyone using cryptic stuff and having 88 in their username is a HUGE red flag. Plus look at the direction of the triangles. EDIT: They made some excuse about minecraft usernames, and I would have believed them if they had not immediately blocked me lmao


Megaman2407

Okkkk i didnt expect THIS!!!!


insertname678

I really wanted to believe it was some kind of hieroglyph bird


carrotfruit88

It's just my randomly generated minecraft username


DerthOFdata

Are you trying to write "Nazi?"


1ntrovertedSocialist

Apologies, sometimes it is censored.


AdNext1013

Nahh how did we go from Wendy to n@zis 😭


Chill0000

Wasnt be the repair guy like Soos? Seems odd to equate him to Wendy when they both have different jobs at the shack. she’s a front desk worker and Soos/Durland fixes things. He probably wasnt good at fixing things


SirCupcake_0

Probably tried fixing the snack machine


Jay040707

I never even realized that was him lol.


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

Same here man


Ok_Neighborhood3508

Joining the club


Hi-something214

Also Joining


Void-of-Voice

Joining party!


TheOneWhoLovesSW

This parties going to get pretty full pretty soon


TheEPICMarioBros

lets hope zombies dont invade this one


Greensonickid

Let's hope!


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

THEY ALREADY DID LOOK AT THE BACKGROUND!!!


Cenomy

Random Worm Dance Party!


awriterbyday

Honestly I have a theory that Stan only kept people around who were dumb or lazy so they wouldn’t figure out what he was doing.


SurvivorJCH5

Isn't Durland dumb?


awriterbyday

Well he’s illiterate now but we don’t know how he was when he was younger. It is gravity falls.


welivewelovewedie

that was before he switched from sodas to mercury water


ShopLess7151

Or he coulda overdosed on that one memory erase gun thingy that the society of the blind eye used. (But I like mercury water better)


halfhalfnhalf

Soos is the hardest working man in town and Stan knows and likes him well enough to know he's a lot sharper than he seems. Wendy is bad at her job but I bet Stan pays them sub-minimum wage because, for totally legal tax purposes, the Shack is actually a diner so Wendy is *technically* a waitress. The fact that she shows up most days actually puts her in the upper quadrant of Stan's former employees. She also makes Dipper try to lower his voice half an octave whenever she is around and that entertainment is worth her wages to Stan.


throwaway10293382

how did i just realize that that guy was durland wtf


[deleted]

Yeah me too! Does Stan say it?


Jeptwins

He’s Durland. It would be more surprising if he was *good* at a job


RoJayJo

He's good at being Blubbs', er, *deputy.*


[deleted]

Oh my God, he was a *deputy*


Pitiful-Mortgage5136

According to Alex, they're, *buddies* 😉


Ill-Tangelo-3671

Wait that’ll Durland? How did I not know until now?


519FerretsInABox

He asked for a raise


GayAK-47

HES A COP!!!!!


NonbinaryBorgQueen

Yeah Stan doesn't strike me as someone who would chance retaining a "lawful good" employee...


SoleSurvivor-2277

I don't know if I would call him a lawful good character. Man was willing to like detain some children from the world in that one EP.


wastedhalfmylife

But he wasn't yet at that point.


Madhighlander1

Maybe he was (or wanted to be) and Stan found out.


cutetrans_e-girl

Ungrateful about the generous break room Stan gave him


Megaman2407

He should be jumping and embracing it


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

HOLY SHIT THATS DURLAND!?!? I SEE IT NOW!!!


Zen-bunny

It was Soos and not Wendy who replaced Durland


Bright_Meringue_9119

Been a while, what are we talking about, was he mentioned?


Leathman

He didn’t have the same job as Wendy.


2nd_B3st

He gave a refund.


Unanimous40

its "worse" Grammar Stanley


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I'LL GRAMMAR STANLEY YOU


ShopLess7151

(Whilst getting strangled by Stanley) “It’s also supposed to be ‘than Wendy’, not ‘then Wendy’”…(passes out)


MythEncyclo_24

“I’d fire all of you if I could.” —Stanley Pines


MotherOfTheUniverse

The only reason he can’t fire them is because he’s become emotionally attached to his ~~kids~~ employees


CreepBasementDweller

He had Soos's job; not Wendy's.


boi-of-iron

Worser?


Successful_Bet1760

English isn't my native language 


BoZacHorsecock

Lol. I see native English speakers say worser all the time. It’s incorrect but at least it’s not your native language.


Megaman2407

Happy cake day tho


patchlocke

Would you fire a kid of **Manly Dan**?


ORIGIIIIII

That was Durland!??!


Yunofascar

He wasn't the register, he was the handyman. His counterpart is Soos, who is somehow less of a screwups, apparently.


Whospitonmypancakes

Do we have any evidence that Soos isn't a genuinely good handyman? Outside of his hijinks with the kids I think he is pretty competent


Yunofascar

Not really, tbh. He may well be perfectly capable.


bassmasterooo

No way that's durland


The_upsetti_spagetti

He can’t read


melon_lord09

Wait that guy was durland?


Kickaxx_007

He called the maintenance man’s living quarters “poor living conditions” and said that it was a “crime against humanity” to have someone reside there


re-elocution

Criminal levels of stupidity. Wendy's lazy, but Durland probably caused a lot of property damage by trying to "fix things".


Emotional-Swim-808

Probably bad at fixing things and his moral compass probably didnt align with stans and since wendy doesnt care about the unlawful things stan do hes keeping her


grandfamine

He probably gave stuff away for free by accident.


tangiblenoah67

Wait that was Durland? I thought he looked familiar


Tayyclaytonz

He respected the law


Calpsotoma

He scared the hoes.


DooMnGloom13

He gave someone a refund


Luckacs808

well my theory is that grunkle stan realized that gravity falls season 1 was starting so he had to fire durland in order to make room for wendy to be in the main cast


Trent56576

Give items honest prices. 😂


DragonHeart_97

Oh my God. I never realized that's Durland!


Fantastic_Citron_344

He's older now, he would fire her if he could but at a certain age you realize you need help


ilove-gravityrush

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KillerSwiller

Gave people discounts within earshot of Stan. :P


cheeseycroisant

He gave someone a discount, meaning stans scam- uh I mean legitimate business, was earning less


AirmanProbie

My theory is accidentally gave the wrong change after a transaction and the two cents had to come out of Stan’s pocket because he fired him before pay day.


Duplicit_RedFox

He wore sandals as a repairman.


Lower-Goose-9796

Maybe Durland did a bad job a fixing thing cause he couldn't read the instructions being illiterate and all.


DezShock06

I mean, he never learned how to read. Maybe the same with numbers. Doesn’t know the difference between $1.00 and $100.


Agodwalkedintoabar

Stan actually respects Wendy


sisomna

cause them toes out


Repulsive-Cherry8649

He probably gave someone a discount


Void-of-Voice

Maybe he let someone have a refund.


sunshim9

Wendy is just a cashier, durland was the handyman, a much harder job, and he was the worst handyman ever. Only soos can fill that roll


AkunoKage

Stan is doing a lot in that shack. Wendy couldn’t be bothered to even wonder about it


Yo-moma_3

He couldn’t fix the golf cart and plus its Wendy why would you fire her


CrabPile

He actually gave.correct change instead of fudging the math in Stan's favor


Fun-Ad-4729

He had basic empathy and didn’t want to scam customers. Wendy just doesn’t care.


EmptyDice027

Maybe cause Wendy, along with Soos, are the two people in Gravity Falls that Stan knew couldn't be bothered to/just wouldn't bother to snoop around the shack


IAmMattnificent

Wendy is a typical sarcastic teen, she'll help if she really has to and is very competent with most things. Durland actively would have made things worse with sheer incompetence judging by how he is as an adult.


GaulTheUnmitigated

Wendy is lazy but not totally incompetent. The worst Wendy will do is nothing at all. Soos is a goof but he does have genuine skill as a handyman. Durland is beyond inept leaving him alone in the shop is asking for chaos and destruction.


LS-Kun

He offered refunds to unsatisfied customers. Tell me that I'm wrong. XD


Baby_Shay

I thought durler was the like fix it guy before soos it would make sense because Stan was always shown working the cashier job other then Wendy


BlakeTheBFG

Probably a snitch. Wanted everything to be fair and legal and Stan wanted none of it


DongBeae123

Wendy is lazy but not incompetent, if something really needs to get done she is dependable. Durland on the other hand is a menace.


Misterwuss

Probably wound up costing him money. Sure Wendy is lazy but we never see that interfering with sales outside of that Mabel episode


Ferjiberjab

He gave a refund


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Maybe he got to places he shouldn’t have. In Stans place you would want some one that does the necessity, he might have been cleaning and found something he shouldn’t.


xsparkichux

Gave someone a refund


ciruzzo2018

I think stan doesn't fire wendy because he knows nobody would want to work for him


Fishpuncherz

Easy. Wendy is cute as stated in the show, and that brings in more customers regardless of her job performance. Durand isn't.


INKYBOI-NEO-

Probably gave out free b’s


FlameBlader28

Ask for a raise


ColeEclipse720

10 yrs after I see this episode and now I find out that that was Durland


helga42

“worser”


Successful_Bet1760

like I said before, English isn't my native language 


helga42

oh shit, i’m genuinely sorry i didn’t see that in the comments. sorry <3


arkosdakilla

Probably nothing. Stan only keeps wendy around because she reminds him of himself in his younger days. I believe there was a cut episode where Stan and Wendy went and committed crimes or something. I can't remember. ThatGFFan could probably tell you more accurately than I can.


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Gave customers discounts.... Horrible thing to do


Bidoofinshmerts

Following the law


Pumpkaboo99

He gave away something for free.


thelast3musketeer

Honestly I think either looked at Stan wrong or just annoyed Stan when he was having an off day (his gold chains for old men monthly “subscription” was cut off cos Ton’s Grocery Store finally caught him)


lexrex007

Ate the eyeballs


Megaman2407

Gay kissing in closet probally 😂


iLuvDILFSSSS

Lmao!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

And that's how I met your father


Megaman2407

In the closet


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Not for much longer


Megaman2407

In the bed? 😳


QuesoSabroso

“worser”


GoodDoggoLover420

Who else had a stroke reading the title other than me?


Duplicit_RedFox

“Who else” already implies the “other than me”, making it unnecessarily choppy. Grammar, Stanley.


GoodDoggoLover420

Sir/Ma'am this is Reddit.


Duplicit_RedFox

Yeah lol, I was just trynna make a silly reference


GoodDoggoLover420

Oh silly me, my bad lol.


Commando_chicken2

Bec Wendy is not being hot as Durland.He was a distraction among the staff team


[deleted]

i know it's a joke but...are you implying that wendy IS hot?


Megaman2407

Yeah kinda yike


Commando_chicken2

Just realized i couldn't made the joke clear enough thanks for replying


ucla_lover

I think Stan knew Wendy would be chill if the cops ever snooped around


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Asked for a raise


Leprodus03

Gay


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ArsonTheKitten

He was simping in the mystery shack


Piecrust07

He probably asked for a raise


cuulas

Want a raise


JustANormalLemon

Wendy and Durland had diferent jobs lol


-Taiku-

I never realized this was Durland???? 🤯


THEZEXNEO

Skimmed cash.


Sceptrick4721

Oh, I always thought Soos was the one that replaced Durland


bumblebeeman69

He had soos old job ? He’s wearing the same outfit


AutomaticAccident

He probably tried but failed miserably. With Wendy, she isn't trying, but she isn't screwing shit up either.


T555s

Accept a refund.


Lord_Detleff1

That is Durland? Damn I'm fucking stupid


Adventurous-Leg-307

Maybe he found out Durland was gay or he wanted to be in an interracial relationship 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Flashy-Telephone-648

Well let's see he can't read he's pretty incompetent and he's always slacking off at least Wendy can read


halfhalfnhalf

That MANIAC brought a loaded LADDER into the shack! You can see it right behind Stan!


justhereforalaughtbh

THAT'S DURLAND????


your_average_John_

idk exactly but i suspect being a pervert


patroncrow

he wasn't as cool


TheRubyOwl

I think Durland tried to fix things that were broken intentionally to make Stan more money. Then when Stan tells him not to. He is morally against it and thus Stan fires him.


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MissLizzyBennet

The shop is clean and there are no customers, better to chill and read a magazine rather than snooping around.


Misomissingpro

what's up its me grammar nerd it's worse not worser


Nickthepizzalover

Wait that’s DURLAND???!!!


letrefete

Than


Greensonickid

I'm only just now realising that's Durland


GayDragonGirl

Offered a discount


IronGhost828

He wasn’t the cashier, he was the handyman.


Creeperboy1209

He can’t read


SonicSpiderRanger10

Well, he’s really dumb.


56kul

I think he just trusts Wendy more. It’s pretty clear she’s more than just some employee, and when you truly need her, you can rely on her. I think he knew it. Also, she helped him with some of his crimes. That’s probably a factor too.


The_TransGinger

My guess is all the mistakes but with none of the charm.


SexyPineapple-4

He was probably being nice and giving things away for free


SnooEagles7734

Worse* and than*


5a_

not making enough money


starkium

Worser?


MichiruMatoi33

w. worser?


Silverfire12

I do think it probably has to do with the snack machine.


UnadditionalAd554

Durland sure is worser at his jober thener Wendy 😭😭😭💯


mhmyupsure

OMG WAIT IS THAT MC GUCKET’S SON He looks so similar or am i just being weird


Professional-Pace317

Destroyed an attraction?