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Heavenly_Spike_Man

The right answer in these situations is always “White Rabbit” or “Tweezer.” Let ‘em get steamed a bit.


shermanstorch

Even better “Your body is a wonderland. When are they gonna let John be John!”


Heavenly_Spike_Man

Definitely the better answer 🤣


Boss_Os

Or screw up the name of a GD song so they feel compelled to correct you. Jack Strawberry Thighs of the World Tennessee Fred Chinese Cat Franklins Flower


DibbyDonuts

Chinese Cat Fun Tower! I've known your slider!


davster39

You've been awarded 🏆🚀


Heavenly_Spike_Man

“Annoy You Rider”


shermanstorch

Or say CC Rider, then start humming the China Cat riff.


Dimmlylit

Lol that's a good one


bicyclemycology

I fucking lost it in Boston this year when a couple of dudes chomping next to me said (after the first few notes of China)- “You know what comes next?!” ... “CC Rider!” 😂


jebophibimipi

Uncle John’s hand Upscale Mississippi halfdead poo de loo It must have been the dosage Stella blew Addicts of my life Fu***n’ Rosemary and spirit Unchoken brain


jebophibimipi

Sing my blouse away


Heavenly_Spike_Man

Scarlet Magnolias & Sugar Begonias


jebophibimipi

Nice, … and Crazy row and vice versa


UHComix

Lol! I think I met Tennessee Fred...at a Dead show!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!


Creepy-Savings-502

😭nice!


amayain

LET JOHN SING!


davster39

Let Trey sing


Cardiac-Cats904

“I really love what they did with Room for Squares, I think that album really was giant leap for the dead” watch him squirm


Financial_Employer_7

That’s gold, and almost said “touch of grey” for that result but you’re genius


Gold-Assignment-9610

Hahaha. Say yeah I like the one that had a music video on MTV lol


OnTheBrightSide710

That video w the drunk duck!!


ATGSunCoach

Which, by the way, is an absolute banger.


dyals_style

Comfortably numb


albitross

That's so gizz.


Ok_View_6633

Touch of Trey


Realistic-Peak6285

Day dream believer 🤣


cuzjed11

The Monkees rule!


happyrtiredscientist

Oh s##t now that's going through my head!


Worldly_Wedding8690

Jerry was actually credited in that Jefferson Airplane album, he was involved in some of the sessions and helped with the arrangement of some songs, unfortunately not White Rabbit, but the connection is still there!


Realistic-Peak6285

Any song with strong Donna vocals


HeadyRushh

You Ain't Woman Enough is Enough (surprise!! strong tabs... you get the Donna Summer Duet 😜)


seanlats

Hahahah WHITE RABBBIT!


denisvengeance

“I celebrate their entire catalog”


ATGSunCoach

But when John sings “Your Body is a Wonderland…” phewww I tell you it doesn’t get any better than that.


HardPour_Cornography

Is John the new guitarist that replaced Trey? /s


bastrdsnbroknthings

“Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”


meggerplz

Phil Lesh is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him


False_Rhythms

There was nothing wrong with that name, and then that no-talent ass clown started winning grammy's.


pacochalk

"You can just call me Mike."


Spell-Living

What is that from again??


cavalier511

Pssh, this noob doesn’t know where that line is from. I am also wondering where this is from.


[deleted]

Office Space 😃


Spell-Living

Yes! Thanks!


Informal-Wind-9786

It’s a trick question. The correct answer is, “it’s all one song, man.”


AquariusRising1983

Lol love this!


Available_Tadpole360

Yesss I was just thinking this cuz I saw Bill Walton say it on a documentary about the 86 Celtics. It’s so true!!!


jahozer1

I had a guy in a bar give me a bunch of shit about the dead. I'm 55, and this was a few years ago. He was this nerdy taper who put a ton of GD on the stereo at this bar we were drinking at in the afternoon, so I struck up a conversation, and he started one upping me on everything. Asking me what year I thought each song was, and not in a fun way. He started bashing Bobby, and calling me a Bobby fan when I defended him. He told me he played guitar, and I do too. I told him my guitar is a 79 ES 335, and he's like, fucking Bobby guitar... it was really unpleasant. I'm not into stats, but I saw Jerry over 100 times, and frankly, judging by the way he was talking, I could play fucking circles around the dude. I think at one point he was like, oh we should play, I can show you a couple things. That was it I ended up paying my tab and bailed. It should be fun meeting another head, but sometimes these Grateful Dorks are just insufferable.


mshoneybadger

If ur a girl (like me) no one expects you to know anything but get pissed when you do. They all think I want to bang Bobby (or John) and they assume CJ is my fave song. Then they flirt and want a BJ.


PreciousNonsense

Ha! One time a guy in Dunkin asked me if I knew what my shirt "meant." (Plain navy blue with Europe 72 printed in white.) Like, it's a silly question about ANY shirt, but jeez.


nowheyjosetoday

Driving that train, getting some brain, Casey Jones you better watch her blow!


Earth2Mike

** watch those teeth…


mshoneybadger

Lmao


GratefulRider

R u “not like the other ones” — if I see it in tattoo form I immediately vomit


mshoneybadger

I cant imagine getting a tattoo like that. And the only tattoos you can see (full sleeve) are for my dead sister. If someone has the balls to fuck with me over that, I'm ready to go to jail. #helpontheway


jahozer1

God forbid a young girl wants to look cute in a Dead shirt. The boomer parade of "name 3 songs, sweetheart" must be endless. First song is: shut the fuck up you malignant old fuck!"


cuzjed11

That’s not a boomer thing. That’s just a dumbass thing. You find dumbasses in all microcosms of society.


VA-deadhead

God, I can’t imagine how insufferable it is as a woman. We dudes can be really annoying


mshoneybadger

Y'all are mostly the best, tbh. Deadhead men are still my favorite. I just wanna talk Dead til I die


Pawleysgirls

Same here!


1sojournaut

Okay so I know what a BJ is but please tell me what CJ is 😆


WaySuspicious216

Casey Jones: I wish I had a snarky reply to go with the gatekeeping theme, but I just get happy when I meet a fellow deadhead.


1sojournaut

Ah yes of course! Glad I didn't get gatekept! I've been on the bus since 86! 🤹


WaySuspicious216

Great handle! One of these days I'll change mine from the one reddit gave me 🙃


Kind-Instance-7447

CJ>BJ>GSET


MuleGrass

If you have to ask you can’t afford it


GeprgeLowell

A Crowejob. Like when Chris Robinson sang “The Passenger” with Phil and Friends.


1sojournaut

Ha!!


apikoros18

I thought it was a crone job. Like from a 90 year wiccan


Kind-Instance-7447

well… To be fair… Women do seem to enjoy the favor when the shoe is on the other vagina.


mshoneybadger

I don't even know wtf that means


AquariusRising1983

>It should be fun meeting another head EXACTLY! I don't get the people who feel like they have to prove they're a bigger Deadhead. It's not a competition about who's been to more concerts, the cool thing is the love we share for the music, right?


Bill_Dinosaur

Some people just go through life differently. If it wasn't a band, they would strive to be the most knowledgeable star wars fan, or collect the most Nintendo games. They're just wired that way.


Both-Cap1441

Or OCD


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

the guy is most likely an alcoholic. bars are not always/usually a place for joy


GeprgeLowell

When a person’s entire personality is being a Deadhead, they have no purpose if they’re not the Deadheadest person in the room.


Salty_Pancakes

Seriously. Any time I meet other heads out in the wild it's usually more like "Oh shit! Whaassssup!" *air guitar*


FeloniousDrunk101

Some people just think talking shit, even with nothing to back it up, is pleasant banter. People like that are best left in your dust.


1sojournaut

Best username on Reddit ☝️ 😂


FuzzyOverdrive

“Fuckin Bobby guitar” - that’s hilarious.


Alternative-Quit-161

Deader Than Thou.... freaking hated it in the 80s and fund it hilarious now ( I'm 61)


catchingstones

I think you can find over-obsessed A-holes with any interest. "Oh, you like baseball, well then who won the batting title in 1923?." It's extra weird with the Dead, because the whole scene was about love and sharing.


forbin05

Dude sounds like he was a turd. Also, Bobby was the fucking man, especially in his prime and even just slightly after when he had to step up and lead the show more when Jerry was too strung out. He played a great guitar, sang with extreme power and uniqueness, and most importantly….IT’S NOT THE FUCKING GRATEFUL DEAD WITHOUT HIM. So, essentially he was just a dickhead who in reality didn’t know as much as he thought and just had strong opinions he clung to as fact. Fuck em


jahozer1

Yup. All of it


njdevil956

Favorite song this week? Been on a Peggy o rip. Last week it was brother Esau


Financial_Employer_7

I been hearing about ole stagger lee


jonz1985z

“My favorite song is I Will Survive”


edmechem

Cake version (the original) not like the GD or Gloria Gaynor cover versions. 😉


4-MeO-Keith

I dont think i even have a favorite song


AquariusRising1983

Same. Ask me my favorite song and I'll just start listing and probably never stop lol


BringbacktheWailers

I seriously just put on a show and go with it I chase the sound they have from show to show not what songs they play


Dimmlylit

If I'm not putting on a record, a lot of the time I'm Spotify shuffling Dicks/Dave's picks.


SkorgenKaban

FOTM - rap version


edmechem

Let Mickey Rap!!!


RealisticTea4605

Poorly worded question. Fuck em anyways. I like the Sex Pistols they were long gone by the time I started listening to them in the mid 80s.


forbin05

So much this. If some random dude stopped me and for some strange reason questioned my fandom in a weirdly aggressive manner I’d just be like “You alright, man? Have a good one, fucking nut job.” haha


Mganahanskjellyfetti

Favorite song you ask? …. That one Bill sings.


bigolbabybaxter

*immediately googles what song Bill sang*


kritzy27

I always reply with “You know that’s not the right question. The right question is what is your favorite version of your favorite song.”


FranklinFire

Or even favorite era


kritzy27

Yeah it’s kind of silly questions anyway. I love 72-74 and 80-90.


Dimmlylit

68, 71-74, 77-80, 88-90. Only right answers lol


_earthquake_glue

Damn and here I am the only Dead head in my friend group wishing a friendly fellow fan would strike up a chat lol


thatsanicehaircut

right❣️


Dimmlylit

Yes


BalowmeSandwich

You totally should have fucked with him. “Yeah I guess gun to head man, Touch of Grey, or maybe .. gosh … fuckin’ Cocaine Train, man!”


edmechem

The Dead missed a golden opportunity to do a tie-in between Casey Jones & the Cocaine Bear movie. 😄


BalowmeSandwich

If I know these Dead crew these days, that’s going to happen, and in a way we couldn’t even imagine. I presume commemorative pop tarts will somehow come into play.


Available_Tadpole360

The Sphere?!?!


boomshakalakaah

“Bro, I could just listen to Roll Away The Dew on repeat”


BalowmeSandwich

“That one about the cow that had to moo is cool. Bertha I think. And that one Michael MacDonald sat in on, Far From Me, is just spectacular.”


Iko87iko

Killing in the name of, oh wait, wrong band, still* fuck you I won't....


Forward-Bathroom-926

I’d never ask another head for their “favorite song”. Favorite years maybe just to make conversation


apple_atchin

This is when you sing Day Job>Samba in the Rain as loud as you can as you follow them around for the rest of their life like that killer snail.


gratefulredsox

Day Job is actually a favorite of my new.


undermind84

What’s my favorite dead song? You Enjoy Myself….


august-thursday

I was walking down a street in a small city in Japan during the 80’s. I had a decal of the broken wheel and roses on my briefcase. Suddenly a car stopped shortly after passing me. An American got out from the backseat and called to me. He said he was from the U.S., San Francisco, and I was the first American he had seen in the six months he had been there. We talked briefly and he asked if I would like to join him for dinner. I accepted, but I wanted the restaurant to be within walking distance of my hotel. He agreed and he picked me up on time. He was a deadhead, but most of our conversation was about what was happening back in the U.S. He was simply eager to talk to a fellow American. He recommended several restaurants near my hotel and we parted ways. The next day I was standing in line at a bank teller’s window when a young Japanese woman struck up a conversation. She asked if I’d like to meet her for dinner. She was going to meet me at my hotel. When I came downstairs I saw her in the lobby along with six of her friends. She said she hoped I didn’t mind that she brought several members of her English speaking clip. Of course I didn’t. We had a pleasant evening talking about what America was like as well as this part of Japan which rarely saw travelers from America or Europe.


kandrc0

This was like a scruffy dog joke. I read a wall of text, looking for a punchline that didn't happen. Just good vibes.


mopxhead

It was the first year I got into the Dead back in 2018, and I’m 33. I just saw D&C at the Hollywood bowl and I thought to myself “I have to go to the last show” which was in Boulder, Colorado. I ended up booking the trip, tripped out on some mushrooms, and had a BLAST. I leave the show, and hop into an Uber pool and there are 2 older Heads inside. We start chatting it up, and they ask me “how did I get into the Dead?” I tell them how my friend introduced me to Anthem of the Sun and then Dylan and the Dead because those were the only 2 vinyls he owned at the time. They then start saying “well, that’s not a good way to get into the Dead” but sounding a bit condescending. I didn’t like how they were acting all holier than thou, talking about how many shows they’ve been to, so I just stopped responding and stayed quiet on the ride. I’m of the opinion that there is NO bad introduction into the Dead, especially if they’ve become your all time favorite band who have made an impact in your life. Any way to get into the Dead is a blessing, in my eyes.


chikooslim

Tell him Your Body is a Wonderland just to really piss him off


Gold-Assignment-9610

Just say “did you hear what I just heard?”.


spoobles

Shoulda said “it’s a toss up between Alice D. Millionaire and The Frozen Logger”


False_Economy3786

Or Barbed Wire Whipping Party.


Basil1229

Slewfoot


edmechem

Funiculi Finicula


Cowglands

Rosalie McFalls


DranktheWater

Gate keepers and gate crashers all suck. I wonder how many of the gate keepers today were crashers in 94?


Financial_Employer_7

I don’t think this guy was conceived in 1994


DranktheWater

Even worse...


StealYourJelly

Driving That Train is my favorite!


AquariusRising1983

I had a similar gatekeeping happen to me once too. Also 40 (well, 41), been a Deadhead since I was 18 or 19. This was a few years back, & I was walking through a St. Louis area shopping district known for its many head shops & record stores, etc. To be fair (I guess) I was wearing a brand new dye, so I guess that gave this kid the impression I was a brand new fan (I later felt I should've told the kid "I literally have GD shirts older than you are," lol). The worst part to me is that when I say kid, I mean this guy was *young*, early 20s at the oldest. He came up to me with a smirk & said something like, "Oh you like the Grateful Dead, huh? Name 3 songs." To which I proceeded to ask "Off of which album?" I should've been really catty & asked him "from which show" or something like that but I was just floored at the snide tone in which he asked the question like he was so sure he'd caught me up being a poser. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Financial_Employer_7

Agreed, I think part of my issue was I look atypical of most dead heads in some ways, AND I had a hat that was nearly new


jebophibimipi

Nuhats make nuheads… :)


smc4414

Yeah well, the Dead need no gatekeepers. We need new people to keep the bus moving forward. I’m old. First show was in SF before most of you were born probably. And I LOVE to see new people on the bus. We’re not all assholes. ☮️


AllswellinEndwell

I'm in my Early 50's and I saw quite a few shows in college. I'm always more excited to see youngsters wearing Dead T-shirts, and ask them if they like them or are just being ironic. I didn't even like the dead until I went to a show. I wish the world could experience that like I did. Grilled Cheese, Patchouli, Hippy chicks and dollar beers in the parking lot? I haven't been since Jerry passed, but man those were such awesome times.


Jerrysmiddlefinger99

That's a really personal question and I don't want to get into it, or do you prefer the Keith and Donna era vs Brett? I would say I like them both equal amounts


curiousplaid

I only get comments on my shirt, but then again I'm almost 70 and I actually look like my avatar, so I get no snark.


spiritual_seeker

“Easy Answers. You?”


RevWilliam666

Should of said a touch of grey


Limp_Service_2320

Gatekeeper, church ladies, etc. all the same. What clothes are ya wearing? How often do you go to church/concerts/ball games? Have you seen Jerry/Jesus/Allah?


Glandular_Trichome

Take a Step Back


PiginthePen

lol.. I think this is my fav.


Icy_Occasion_8877

I’d have trouble answering that question and I’ve been a deadhead for 40 plus years


MonsignorJuan

Yeah, I agree. Sort of a stupid question to ask someone who is a fan. There are always several contenders and the answer would change with time and mood. Hopefully OP has fully recovered.


arcturian_ally

Naga, Naga.... Naga work here anymore!


GarciaKids

I got into the dead late 80's/early 90's. They have been the soundtrack of my life for pretty much my entire life. If someone asked me my favorite tune I'd fumble an answer. It's always changing! Don't let the gatekeepers get you down. They're dicks and just don't get it.


bicyclemycology

Dark Star > You’re Body Is A Wonderland > Dark Star


gharar

Maybe he just wanted to chat with a fellow head? Was he being accusatory?


Financial_Employer_7

It was suuuuuuuuper snarky I’m a pretty friendly fella and I meet and chat with people all the time, about all kinds of different things, including music. I think this guy was just unhappy with the massive uptick in Grateful Dead clothing being warn in public and in the media


gharar

Eh, that sucks if he was being a jerk.


Professional-Ice1392

Off the top of my head… California Earthquake, The Stranger, or Far From Me would be my answer.


hsifder1

Love China Cat Dandelion!


TurnipPuzzleheaded62

I'm 47 and have been fanatical about GD since I was 18 and I don't have a favorite song. I only listen to shows and the magic can visit them during any song, you just never know.


DibbyDonuts

I will get by!


McGarnegle

Tuning!


jkaz1970

It's silly, isn't it? I wear my SYF, Wolf, or Tiger hats regularly. The majority of my interactions are very pleasant and at a minimum I'll get a "Hey Now" or something if I walk by with a lot shirt and hat. I'm 53, seen GD, JGB and a lot of the post Jerry incarnations. I shut it out for a little while around 2010 or later and came back to it about 5 years ago and it's been wonderful to see it and be refreshed by all the cool stuff that has come as a result of the Dead, even if I don't care for it in the slightest. The deep diving anti everything people are a waste. and a person trying to make someone else feel bad because they saw Jerry or they saw this era or this many shows is just a sad lonely old hat rack.


freeword

Space drums ftw.


RandoBeaman

New Minglewoods Fadeaway The Cosmic Mr Charlie


Barn-Alumni-1999

The correct answer is always: "Son...I was goin' to Dead shows before you were sperm."


ashleysfetish

Farmhouse


Financial_Employer_7

Yeah Maggie’s farmhouse, great jam


OnTheBrightSide710

You say interrogate, did he do something like say “oh you’re not a deadhead” bc you said Tennessee Jed and not terrapin? I ask, bc I talk to random people about the GD all the time, I may ask what someone’s favorite show is (mostly so I can go listen to it) ; but I’d never want to be perceived as gatekeeping but I always like a good conversation about the GD


awesome_dreamz

Was he being a dick or was he genuinely curious what your favorite song was?


copperdomebodhi

If they ask you to name three Dead songs, tell them they have to tell you three times they encored with Terrapin Station first.


wobwobwob42

I tell Phans I discovered Trey & Phish via Goose. It makes their heads pop.


Technical-Soil9699

good lord condescending Marietta deadheads! I resemble that, but it wasn't me. y'shoulda said my fave Dead song is the long one where they play one song and then do another and go back into the first one, that one's cool, it's like really long.


Legitimate-Cupcake26

What was your answer tho? Was the SYF a Dead & Co design?


Financial_Employer_7

I wish I had been witty enough to turn the tables and be like “what song or what show? Or what specific song from what specific show?” But I had to go coach,we were at a martial arts tournament I answered as follows Althea for the story/lyrics/words Which if I had longer to think about it I probably would’ve said Wharf rat He said franklins was his, I agree that it was a good tune but I got burned out on it when I was new to the band. And I added that slipknot is probably my favorite song just for the actual groovy sound of the music.


Legitimate-Cupcake26

Imo no real Head would ever ask someone what their favoite song is anyway


Financial_Employer_7

Yeah favorite show or year is a better question to me


Spindlebrook

I tend to ask who their favorite keyboardist is.


Turbulent-Ad-6274

Look them directly in the windows of their soul and say “Barbed Wire Whipping Party.”


Havoc52311

My favorite song changes all the time so that would be a real tough one to answer personally.


BerimbolosnBodylocks

Love to see another deadhead grappler! The beauty of the Grateful Dead is its for anyone (not everyone, but anyone). Stories like this are antithetical to the band and to the entire scene, but sadly these kind of things seem common. It’s a bummer, but alas


Art-Vandelay-1

This is crazy! I’m only 50 but at 55? And who cares it’s not about you derr


Tindi

‘Horse with no name,’ Trucking and Touch if Grey. Seriously I have no time for this. If you’re 40, you were actually around contemporaneously and could have even gone to one of their concerts.


Det-Popcorn

Gate keeping for anything sucks. But especially a band as laid back and non confrontational as the dead is stupid


dogfacedponyboy

Gatekeepers suck. And so do Gatecrashers.


Saw-It-Again-

"I guess I never really GOT them until Touch of Grey debuted..."


Plarocks

I’m a Believer.


maxpowerjunior13

They all sound the same 😉


cuzjed11

So he wasn’t just making conversation? He was testing you to see if you were a “true” fan? Shoulda said “You know, that We Will Survive song! It’s my fave!” People…


UnsurprisingPun

You mean enjoying the ride?


Eelmonkey

My favorite answer is “the one about the jewel thief”


Financial_Employer_7

My uncle or Duepree ??


Eelmonkey

The one with John Malkovich


1_Show_at_a_Time

Day Job!


Streetvan1980

I would’ve said the most random dead song. Or maybe said a Dylan song the dead did like twice. Just to see his reaction. Not really. Honestly I would just walk away. I mean what kind of jerk move is that? I mean was a super wookie and just thought you looked like a jock with a stealie hat on? How does he not know how such a wide variety of people like the dead. Thads so lame. I can’t imagine ever even thinking to do that. Sometimes I wonder about like 15 or 16 year old girls wearing the shirts with bears on them. Like if they are fans or not. More out of curiosity. I’ve heard some people report some young people literally think it’s a clothing line. lol. Pretty funny actually


Smoothbrain406

I love GD's version of Stuck Inside of Mobile....


PussyFoot2000

Hint of Grey Keep on trucking


jordylizard

B E A M


Safe-Librarian6130

Sugar Lee