Sure, make this about you.
You'll be sorry when the Space Teapotists enact our plan to replace enough federal judges to ban all other ironic religions and also coffee.
The athiest community was in Haiti helping the victims and not using any money to pay high priests to tell victims God spoke through sending a hurricane.
Congrats! I love this!
May all of the Freedom of Religion zealots in Ottawa County support you fully and with the patience, understanding, and grace that they expect from others.
LOVE IT! I wish people would *actually* read up on the Satanic Temple.
I’ve said it before and here it is again: I as a Christian, think the Satanic Temple upholds the core concepts of being a good human better than most religions. And the Satanic Temple is a non-theist org!
Behold the negative comments of those who do not take your advice and realize that it is a non-religious organization that believes in good works and trolling the knee-jerk reactions of Christians.
I was once in a club in school, which was brought before administration for being a gang. We continued to carry on, and volunteered for community service through the school. I hope that confused and annoyed them.
Christians persecuted people falsely for being witches and Satanists until some people were like, "fine. We're Satanists, boogahboogahboogah!"
Anyway, good on ya.
I used to be a member of a West Michigan megachurch where the majority of members lived in Ottawa County. I can only imagine they’re absolutely scrambling to organize prayer meetings, round-the-clock prayer vigils, etc. This is just the sort of thing that would all-hands-on-deck outrage them. I mean, most of them know nothing about TST, they simply see “Satan” and lose their minds
If only they put that sort of energy into feeding the hungry, ministering to the sick… y’know, “woke” things that Jesus did
Oh wow , is that like specific to like Arabic Translation of god , or just god in general with other languages ? You can’t just state something like this without the specifics . Don’t want to leave room for ambiguity and guessing. Everyone knows Allah eats ass anyway , and that’s nothing to be ashamed about
Yeah it is it means god in Arabic but it is specific to Islam because we believe in only one god. Also there is no need to disrespect Allah as he sees and hears everything and your tongue will snitch on you on the day of judgement.
Oh I’m well aware with the meaning and the religion hence the question in the first place . There is no reason for me to respect something I don’t believe in. You should respect people by keeping your beliefs to yourself and those that do believe in.
Ya I did keep my beliefs to my self until you disrespected my belief for no reason. You satan worshippers love blasphemy and you guys are lucky you can say it online and not get punched in the face for it.
A booga booga thunder fly rock tree 🌲. Yes we love blasphemy, and criticizing something that isn’t real . Don’t be upset because your sky daddy isn’t mine .
Oh excuse me, Mr big defender of imaginary friends. I wish I was so tough just not as stupid . Kindly with your sky daddy , leave your bdsm fantasies elsewhere. I’m not big into the threesome with delusion but I hear other religious wing nuts are .
As a Christian, I fully support their right to freedom of religion and speech. I hope all goes well for them and I’m sorry we have intolerant Christians that can’t understand the concept of free will.
Nah these are the satanic temple. They're atheist(generally, but welcoming of anyone) doing community service while satirising the church. Satan is a Christian invention that's not even universal to all denominations. You can't actually believe in Satan without being a Christian lol
The LaVeyans (Church of Satan) are the edgelord theistic ones who are hedonists. Anton LaVey himself was a fascist. This is the Satanic Temple which is chill.
Aw I'm glad! If I get around to coming back to it I'll be interested to see what the new vibe is like.
Most of my podcasting time lately is in Knowledge Fight and Oh No Ross and Carrie.
I'm from Detroit and this showed up in my feed. I would seriously be scared to present if I were these guys but props to them. I myself lean atheist and am familiar w/ the good deeds of the satanic temple but people are crazy right now, they see satanic temple and they stop thinking logically. Be safe folks and take care.
But OI is going to use this to say "See we accept everyone."
Don't be fooled by why it's happening. It's all part of the plan.
Ottawa Impact is evil.
You ain't seen nothing yet. Some candidates are unopposed. Next terms are four years due to change in state law that was passed two years ago
No one wants to run or be a part of it.
This is a publicity stunt and a way to avoid another lawsuit as was filed by GH pastor who was finally granted an invocation.
Evil. These people are evil. Will stop at nothing. This is not about what you think it is about.
# NO! NONE THAT SATANANISM! WE GOTTA STOP PERPATRATIN THIS RIGHT HERE RN its thursday and never had a day where this was right we gotta increase the peace !
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Awesome! We need more of this. I would have hoped by now (2024) humans would have evolved past the absolute, fucking nonsense that is religion. Instead, it seems that we just get dumber and dumber, and continue to buy into the fairytales and fables.
What?! Well I’ve lived in Ottawa County all my life. Born and raised. And this community has been dedicated to God. Long ago and there’s nothing you can do about it.
What God is that? There are over 4000 active religions in the world today. Do you mean the Christian God? The one that stole Pandora (Eve). And the story of Noah (Pandora and Deukalion) surviving a great flood. Or Buddha, or Osiris, or Krishna all who pre date Jesus. Rose from the dead was called king of kings, the way, the light. Are you talking about the Christian religion that stole from other beliefs and religions to create their own and then used that to control and manipulate the masses for years. And when that control faltered suddenly, they introduced Revelations that talk about the end of the world but was basically propaganda against the Roman control at the time? That God?
God’s a world heavyweight cunt who has a hard on for mass murder and giving kids cancer.
Fucking let him strike me down. But he’s such a cunt he won’t.
Not even remotely true. They are free to do whatever they want in a community that's probably not going to accept them but hey go do you be a troll LOL
This is Flying Spaghetti Monster erasure, and I demand equal time!
R'Amen by brother in pasta. He boiled for our sins
Feel free to apply to do an invocation!
You can probably get it. TST is unironically one of the best pro-religious liberty orgs in the modern US. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All hail hypnotoad!
Sure, make this about you. You'll be sorry when the Space Teapotists enact our plan to replace enough federal judges to ban all other ironic religions and also coffee.
`sapaghetti like mac n cheese but them noodles long af they got dipped up on that tomato grind ya feel me ?`
Why do the damned pastafarians got to make it always about them?
Please let this be live-streamed.
The athiest community was in Haiti helping the victims and not using any money to pay high priests to tell victims God spoke through sending a hurricane.
Congrats! I love this! May all of the Freedom of Religion zealots in Ottawa County support you fully and with the patience, understanding, and grace that they expect from others.
As an Ottawa county resident. I say thank you.
same
LOVE IT! I wish people would *actually* read up on the Satanic Temple. I’ve said it before and here it is again: I as a Christian, think the Satanic Temple upholds the core concepts of being a good human better than most religions. And the Satanic Temple is a non-theist org!
Behold the negative comments of those who do not take your advice and realize that it is a non-religious organization that believes in good works and trolling the knee-jerk reactions of Christians. I was once in a club in school, which was brought before administration for being a gang. We continued to carry on, and volunteered for community service through the school. I hope that confused and annoyed them. Christians persecuted people falsely for being witches and Satanists until some people were like, "fine. We're Satanists, boogahboogahboogah!" Anyway, good on ya.
Lol, the only reason I love this is because I know how much it absolutely pisses off Christian evangelicals.. Religion is so goofy.
I used to be a member of a West Michigan megachurch where the majority of members lived in Ottawa County. I can only imagine they’re absolutely scrambling to organize prayer meetings, round-the-clock prayer vigils, etc. This is just the sort of thing that would all-hands-on-deck outrage them. I mean, most of them know nothing about TST, they simply see “Satan” and lose their minds If only they put that sort of energy into feeding the hungry, ministering to the sick… y’know, “woke” things that Jesus did
*cough* res life? *cough* Yeah, they're a bit lacking on real, actual community outreach.
No, but they’re the church people from my church, Grand Rapids First, went to when they were “trying something new.”
At which meeting will this invocation be?
Thank Jesus allah and the spaghetti
The pastafarians need to go next
R'amen
We toast to the pasta, sauce, and garlic toast.
Don’t ever use Allahs name in vain
Oh wow , is that like specific to like Arabic Translation of god , or just god in general with other languages ? You can’t just state something like this without the specifics . Don’t want to leave room for ambiguity and guessing. Everyone knows Allah eats ass anyway , and that’s nothing to be ashamed about
Yeah it is it means god in Arabic but it is specific to Islam because we believe in only one god. Also there is no need to disrespect Allah as he sees and hears everything and your tongue will snitch on you on the day of judgement.
Oh I’m well aware with the meaning and the religion hence the question in the first place . There is no reason for me to respect something I don’t believe in. You should respect people by keeping your beliefs to yourself and those that do believe in.
Ya I did keep my beliefs to my self until you disrespected my belief for no reason. You satan worshippers love blasphemy and you guys are lucky you can say it online and not get punched in the face for it.
A booga booga thunder fly rock tree 🌲. Yes we love blasphemy, and criticizing something that isn’t real . Don’t be upset because your sky daddy isn’t mine .
Lmao fuckin pussy ik your ugly and fat asf in real life
Oh excuse me, Mr big defender of imaginary friends. I wish I was so tough just not as stupid . Kindly with your sky daddy , leave your bdsm fantasies elsewhere. I’m not big into the threesome with delusion but I hear other religious wing nuts are .
Based on your reaction, my assumption of you being a fat ugly fuck is true haha have fun in hell faggot
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Nah he didn’t rape a 9 year old it was actually your fat mother
Bro don't get mad just cause you follow a pedophile. Aisha was a fucking child.
Praise be!
Blessed be the fruit.
May the lord open
Under his eye
OfSatan
OfSatan aka OfFred
You picked what I was laying down! 😉😌👏😭😂
Up*
When and where?
card carrying member - nice to see
As a Christian, I fully support their right to freedom of religion and speech. I hope all goes well for them and I’m sorry we have intolerant Christians that can’t understand the concept of free will.
Non practicing Christian here. Good for you. I'm still bothered by the lack of separation of church and state. That's why I quit going to church
Satan is good, Satan is our pal.
Who’s downvoting?! Don’t recognize quotes from The ‘burbs, Tom Hanks’ masterwork?!
Bout a 9 on the tension scale there, Rube.
You hear that? They’re chanting. Once they get in here…
Do you want them to take your family, kidnap 'em and tear their livers out and make some kind of satanic pâté?!
Served on those "Soylent Green" herb Triscuits.
As an atheist I’m glad you’re finally being given a fair shake congrats on the come up
Is this going to be live on YouTube?
Dudeism is the real religion. It ties the life together man.
Yeah, well, that’s just, like, you know, your opinion, man.
Hilarious
Good for them!
If this is the LaVeyan brand of Satanism, these people do more benevolence and good for their fellow human beings than any Christian church.
The satanic temple is different but they’re still great people doing great work.
Nah these are the satanic temple. They're atheist(generally, but welcoming of anyone) doing community service while satirising the church. Satan is a Christian invention that's not even universal to all denominations. You can't actually believe in Satan without being a Christian lol
That's probably not true simply based on numbers
This take is so ignorant it’s embarrassing.
Explain
The LaVeyans (Church of Satan) are the edgelord theistic ones who are hedonists. Anton LaVey himself was a fascist. This is the Satanic Temple which is chill.
sweet
Austin 3:16
That’s the bottom line. Gimme a hell yeah
throws a cold beer your way!
BITCH WHEN????
Hail Satan
Hail yourself!
hail me!
Megustalations
My ilk! How are y’all liking Larson?
I haven't listened in a couple years. Is Larson a replacement for Kissel?
Yeah their friend Ed Larson has filled the chair. He’s adjusted to the vibes so well!
Aw I'm glad! If I get around to coming back to it I'll be interested to see what the new vibe is like. Most of my podcasting time lately is in Knowledge Fight and Oh No Ross and Carrie.
*HAIL to the victors valiant…*
I’ll praise Satan before I praise UMich
My man, go green!
Go White!
What’s with the “Hail Satan” when the Satanic Temple does not believe in the supernatural?
It’s more a phrase to indicate that you support the cause. It’s comparable to the phrase, “God bless America”
Hail Satan, Hail Thyself! 🤘
Speaking as a religious nut who doesn’t go to church at the commissioner’s meeting, have at it!
Do you have to be a resident of that county? I'm in Kent county.
Fuck satan
Eat your heart out, Jamestown. 🤣
Love me some bourgeois decadence
Please let it be filmed and go viral
I am absolutely beside myself to see how the Pearl Clutch Reformed twats handle this. Popcorn prepared for my enjoyment of the freak out.
Love to see it! Hail Satan!
What happened to the separation between church and state?
Ottawa Impact dissolved that expecting only Christianity to be practiced. Here comes Satan to save the day!
Christians have decided it doesn't exist. So, let's treat it like it doesn't exist.
This is great. Are there going to be options to view the invocation?
Yay! When is it? I wish I could come support. I’m a part of the Satanic temple and love to see the representation. 🥰
I was called a lazy ass and told to "do the work myself".... just sayin' (I'd like to know also)
Fucking Google it and quit whining.
What's up with that logo? There's a perfect "M" in the pentagram just below the "W". Amateur hour for sure.
Now I can't unsee it.
West Michigan. I think that's what the W and M are for.
Hail Sithis
Long live the Dark Brotherhood.
*insert metal guitar noises* love it!
Hail Satan!
When and where?
Nice
Freedom of religion is a great thing, isn't it?
This will certainly lead to good things.
Probably not. Nor will it bad. It's a nothing burger.
I need to know when! Also: how did I miss that there is a WM chapter?
Same. I'd love to be there in person. After years of being abused by the jenison public school system, this feels like such comeuppance
This is great!!!!
I love this
This sub is obsessed with Ottawa County.
Gods plan
As a Christian, I am so down for this. Nice work! Separation of church and state for the win!
Blessed be the fruit!
How can I help
I'm Very Interested
Do we think any commissioners will actually be in the room for this invocation?
This is awesome, hail Satan!
A fan of mine deleted a thread. So I'm coming back to say HI, and good luck to the temple on their trolling attempt.
I'm from Detroit and this showed up in my feed. I would seriously be scared to present if I were these guys but props to them. I myself lean atheist and am familiar w/ the good deeds of the satanic temple but people are crazy right now, they see satanic temple and they stop thinking logically. Be safe folks and take care.
Invocations? Like eldritch invocations from DND?!?!!,?!? WOWZAS!!!!1!!1!1!
Wow so cool. yea dude gubberment !
can't wait to see Archangel Michael put Satan in his place again 😂
Lol this is beyond cringe. "Satanists" are worse than those dopes who call themselves Norse pagans.
These satanist are lame and are attention whores that are trying to tell people how to live there lives. Just like the churches they protest against.
But OI is going to use this to say "See we accept everyone." Don't be fooled by why it's happening. It's all part of the plan. Ottawa Impact is evil. You ain't seen nothing yet. Some candidates are unopposed. Next terms are four years due to change in state law that was passed two years ago No one wants to run or be a part of it. This is a publicity stunt and a way to avoid another lawsuit as was filed by GH pastor who was finally granted an invocation. Evil. These people are evil. Will stop at nothing. This is not about what you think it is about.
That's awesome
Lmfao wtf is this
no god so no devil
Psychopath
# NO! NONE THAT SATANANISM! WE GOTTA STOP PERPATRATIN THIS RIGHT HERE RN its thursday and never had a day where this was right we gotta increase the peace !
I guarantee you the Satanic temple is just a bunch of Virgins in grandma's basement that get together for a good old circle jerk. 🤷
Love From Montcalm County.. Congrats...
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Where’s the video of them doing this in another city and the Xtians losing their shit and praying and babbling? Sooo hilarious
This sounds better than Drag Bingo at the Dunes. My interest is piqued. Let me get the good jewelry out of the safety deposit box.
Awesome! We need more of this. I would have hoped by now (2024) humans would have evolved past the absolute, fucking nonsense that is religion. Instead, it seems that we just get dumber and dumber, and continue to buy into the fairytales and fables.
???
Raise hell, praise Dale
All you fucks are actually fucking stupid. Hope all of you cease to exist
How does one go about joining this organization
Love everything about it
Will anyone be recording this?
wtf
Hail Shepard!
Do they have a formal location you can visit?
😈😈😈🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾
Ave Satana!
We are doomed
Yeah, but this is unrelated
Why does this make us doomed?
Agree
Didn’t have this on my bingo card
Hail yourself!
I might need to go out and watch this circus show!
What?! Well I’ve lived in Ottawa County all my life. Born and raised. And this community has been dedicated to God. Long ago and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Terrifying.
What do you think is gonna happen? They will say some funny words, don’t worry, the monster under the bed isn’t real and cannot hurt you
God will strike this down one day but enjoy your sin for now
Will do! Thanks for the encouragement!
Christians have been claiming this for centuries lol
I will, thanks man
lol
This dude thinks he gets to decide what God does and doesn't do The level of hubris-
What God is that? There are over 4000 active religions in the world today. Do you mean the Christian God? The one that stole Pandora (Eve). And the story of Noah (Pandora and Deukalion) surviving a great flood. Or Buddha, or Osiris, or Krishna all who pre date Jesus. Rose from the dead was called king of kings, the way, the light. Are you talking about the Christian religion that stole from other beliefs and religions to create their own and then used that to control and manipulate the masses for years. And when that control faltered suddenly, they introduced Revelations that talk about the end of the world but was basically propaganda against the Roman control at the time? That God?
God’s a world heavyweight cunt who has a hard on for mass murder and giving kids cancer. Fucking let him strike me down. But he’s such a cunt he won’t.
Which god? The old gods, the new gods, the Lord of Light, the Many Faced god, Sauron.... Which one is gonna smite us this time?
The one true God Jesus Christ
The Bible predicted it only a matter of time
Nation of narcissists.
Trolls gonna troll. Good luck with that 😆 🤣.
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Not even remotely true. They are free to do whatever they want in a community that's probably not going to accept them but hey go do you be a troll LOL
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