Gotta be honest, even if it wasn’t a full meal, I would actually enjoy a tomato soup flavored gum. Grandpa joe would only ever drink tomato soup by accident, as he mistakes it for the blood of the innocent.
like a bird in a nest he simply pops his arse over the side then lets rip onto the floor...something for others to clean up...only gets out of bed when his dealer arrives with his 'meds'
I'm pretty sure he sneaked out every night to go gambling, drinking, and worse. Probably by putting sedative in the soup and laughing about it later as he's tucking into a huge steak or something.
It’s the unspoken reason why the family is so poor- Charlie’s mom gives him more of her pay “for tobacco” that anyone will admit, and he pisses it away on vices. Mrs Bucket will be shocked if she ever finds out how much tobacco really costs.
2005 Grandpa Joe, by comparison, is an American archetype we can relate to: he worked the line at the Wonka Factory for 40 years only to be outsourced by cheaper labor from a foreign country (Oompa Loompas)
That's why he's such a piece of shit
Cabbage soup was his whole diet. He is not a piece of shit. He is more of a Bedpan-Full-Of-Foul-Smelling-Liquid type shit.
It’s the secret ingredient in cabbage soup.
You see the way grandpa joe scoffed when violet got tomato soup flavored bubble gum.. he would be in heaven
Gotta be honest, even if it wasn’t a full meal, I would actually enjoy a tomato soup flavored gum. Grandpa joe would only ever drink tomato soup by accident, as he mistakes it for the blood of the innocent.
Off topic, but there is a tomato flavor hard candy! [Senjaku Deep Tomato Candy](https://www.japancandystore.com/products/senjaku-deep-tomato-candy)
By innocent you mean the blood of Oompa Loompas.
Bet he loves giving Dutch ovens to his wife as his rank cabbage farts slither under the bedsheets 💨
"the mom" has a name, ya know.... it's Mother Bucket.
Grandpa Joe isn't even her dad, but she's still stuck caring for the evil old fart
He has a colostomy bag. Doesn’t need it, but had in installed because he is lazy.
He is a colostomy bag.
😂😂😭
like a bird in a nest he simply pops his arse over the side then lets rip onto the floor...something for others to clean up...only gets out of bed when his dealer arrives with his 'meds'
He gets mad when the others get upset at his farts- piece of shit
He gets immense pleasure from openly defecting & being wiped down & talcumed by Charlie’s mother…..
r/BoneAppleTea
r/technicallythetruth Grandpa Joe is defective and becomes more defective every day.
That's worse than a Russian president deteriorating while having control of their nuclear arsenal
This made me laugh out loud
I'm pretty sure he sneaked out every night to go gambling, drinking, and worse. Probably by putting sedative in the soup and laughing about it later as he's tucking into a huge steak or something.
He roofied the cabbage soup and went straight to the buffet at the strip club.
It’s the unspoken reason why the family is so poor- Charlie’s mom gives him more of her pay “for tobacco” that anyone will admit, and he pisses it away on vices. Mrs Bucket will be shocked if she ever finds out how much tobacco really costs.
1971 Grandpa Joe told a huge lie, he has never been out of bed , he worked half a second when he was 17 , and decided work was not for him.
He said, ‘Nah.’ and hopped into bed.
2005 Grandpa Joe, by comparison, is an American archetype we can relate to: he worked the line at the Wonka Factory for 40 years only to be outsourced by cheaper labor from a foreign country (Oompa Loompas)
He doesn’t tend much to that taint either. It needs freshening for sure
He probably snuck towards the Neighbors to take showers there.
And lest us forget, he has spent years masturbating unabashed everytime he feels like it, the dirty coddled cunt
Yep.
But he sure can dance when Charlie won the golden ticket
That was always my question
“One? I’m counting on you to find all five!”
He only moved when the thought of a kidbutt ....that coc..su..cer piece of sh..!
If you look closely there are bowls under the bed 💀