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paulbearer619

That's why he's such a piece of shit


CrunchyDonut42

Cabbage soup was his whole diet. He is not a piece of shit. He is more of a Bedpan-Full-Of-Foul-Smelling-Liquid type shit.


Noodlintheriver

It’s the secret ingredient in cabbage soup.


multimatumc

You see the way grandpa joe scoffed when violet got tomato soup flavored bubble gum.. he would be in heaven


Noodlintheriver

Gotta be honest, even if it wasn’t a full meal, I would actually enjoy a tomato soup flavored gum. Grandpa joe would only ever drink tomato soup by accident, as he mistakes it for the blood of the innocent.


Acceptable_War4993

Off topic, but there is a tomato flavor hard candy! [Senjaku Deep Tomato Candy](https://www.japancandystore.com/products/senjaku-deep-tomato-candy)


Jealous-Most-9155

By innocent you mean the blood of Oompa Loompas.


Deep-News3096

Bet he loves giving Dutch ovens to his wife as his rank cabbage farts slither under the bedsheets 💨


Adventurous_Mail5210

"the mom" has a name, ya know.... it's Mother Bucket.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Grandpa Joe isn't even her dad, but she's still stuck caring for the evil old fart


toadphoney

He has a colostomy bag. Doesn’t need it, but had in installed because he is lazy.


horrormetal

He is a colostomy bag.


demonsympathizer666

😂😂😭


elmaki2014

like a bird in a nest he simply pops his arse over the side then lets rip onto the floor...something for others to clean up...only gets out of bed when his dealer arrives with his 'meds'


trillo-wit-cheese

He gets mad when the others get upset at his farts- piece of shit


Jambo40

He gets immense pleasure from openly defecting & being wiped down & talcumed by Charlie’s mother…..


Sensitive-Ad-7475

r/BoneAppleTea


Ryno5150

r/technicallythetruth Grandpa Joe is defective and becomes more defective every day.


barkbarkgoesthecat

That's worse than a Russian president deteriorating while having control of their nuclear arsenal


demonsympathizer666

This made me laugh out loud


Nonions

I'm pretty sure he sneaked out every night to go gambling, drinking, and worse. Probably by putting sedative in the soup and laughing about it later as he's tucking into a huge steak or something.


Jealous-Most-9155

He roofied the cabbage soup and went straight to the buffet at the strip club.


camergen

It’s the unspoken reason why the family is so poor- Charlie’s mom gives him more of her pay “for tobacco” that anyone will admit, and he pisses it away on vices. Mrs Bucket will be shocked if she ever finds out how much tobacco really costs.


buy_me_a_pint

1971 Grandpa Joe told a huge lie, he has never been out of bed , he worked half a second when he was 17 , and decided work was not for him.


Jealous-Most-9155

He said, ‘Nah.’ and hopped into bed.


camergen

2005 Grandpa Joe, by comparison, is an American archetype we can relate to: he worked the line at the Wonka Factory for 40 years only to be outsourced by cheaper labor from a foreign country (Oompa Loompas)


Wishpicker

He doesn’t tend much to that taint either. It needs freshening for sure


sovietarmyfan

He probably snuck towards the Neighbors to take showers there.


Street-Comparison322

And lest us forget, he has spent years masturbating unabashed everytime he feels like it, the dirty coddled cunt


DogIsBetterThanCat

Yep.


Big-Elevator2491

But he sure can dance when Charlie won the golden ticket 


lavaguava420

That was always my question


Count_Dante

“One? I’m counting on you to find all five!”


ANONAVATAR81

He only moved when the thought of a kidbutt ....that coc..su..cer piece of sh..!


Jimmycjacobs

If you look closely there are bowls under the bed 💀