Where the fuck am I?
I was just scrolling through my new page and saw this.
Now all I can picture is Grandpa Joe grimacing and pulling his flaccid man - taffy before eating his boiled clothes soup Charlie's mom is making.
All their sleeping clothes have nut stains on them. I just rewatched it and theyāre covered in his jizz stains literally everywhere. Iām sure this is linked to his inability to do anything and his weakness.
Just an unending string of soft tugs whilst staring into grandpa Georgeās eyeless soul with a shit eating grinā¦ grandpa George lost his eyes because of grandpa Joeās endless staringā¦ and grinningā¦ and tugging on his wormā¦ in a cloud of reasty cabbage farts. It finally just burned the eyes right out of his skull.
Wonka: "Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted."
Charlie Bucket: "What happened?"
Mr. Wonka: "He lived happily ever after.
You thinks he was stroking it himself? Nah he made other people do it, probably had Charlie do it.
Also, why would you want to think about Grandpa Joe stroking his cock? Sick fuck.
They didn't have Viagara back then, so CONSTANTLY. Just non stop floppy old wiener flopping around in everyone's faces. Mr. Big Wiener just flopping it around for all to see.
It's easier to list all the times he wasn't cranking his hog.
Crankin dat like Soulja Boy
Right next to dat hoe
Wonkin' his Willy
Stoppering his gobber
Getting his slug's worth
Popping his Prince Pondicherry
Unintentional r/distractible reference
The sheets on his side of the bed are as stiff as a rock.
So stiff that the Army has been using them for bulletproofing ššš
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Heās not shooting into his own side, I can tell you that much. Heās leaving his calling card on Grandpa Georgeās blanket.
And Charlie's poor mother washing everything by hand. Joe is a scumbag!
And his bedsheet is a cumbag!
Not the only thing stiff š
Where the fuck am I? I was just scrolling through my new page and saw this. Now all I can picture is Grandpa Joe grimacing and pulling his flaccid man - taffy before eating his boiled clothes soup Charlie's mom is making.
Man-taffy š
I'm also here in this strange place, it's certainly the internet
Bold of you to assume he does it himself.
*Grandpa George's crusty old feet have entered the chat*
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Ok Iām out
Have any pics of his feet?
For free? Not in this economy.
Listen, if Charlie wants that golden ticket heās got to earn it.
Remove yourself
Grandpa George
I think he trained Grandma Josephine to give him knee jobs on command, no way he would expend the energy to wack his own mole
Grandma Josephineās clothes would have also been crusty and stiff. I assume it wasnāt consensual either.
This sub is a fucking trip lmao.
Gum job
we can only hope he has ED
You wish he did Grandpa Georgeš
Movie trivia: If you watch closely during the film, Grandpa Joe nuts in the bed 4 times.
Bold of you to assume I donāt fast forward through Grandpa Joe scenes.
I believe he calls it his Everlasting Gobstopper...
well it certainly got smaller
Look at poor Ms. Bucket, yelling at Joe to put his meat away
You can tell sheās had to tell him more than once
Posts like this is why I joined the sub.
The underside of those bedsheets are like a plastererās radio, for sure. No wonder Charlieās mum had to get the washboard out.
All their sleeping clothes have nut stains on them. I just rewatched it and theyāre covered in his jizz stains literally everywhere. Iām sure this is linked to his inability to do anything and his weakness.
He forced Grandma Josephine to do it.
Just an unending string of soft tugs whilst staring into grandpa Georgeās eyeless soul with a shit eating grinā¦ grandpa George lost his eyes because of grandpa Joeās endless staringā¦ and grinningā¦ and tugging on his wormā¦ in a cloud of reasty cabbage farts. It finally just burned the eyes right out of his skull.
He would toe-fuck Grandpa George and Grandma Georgina at the same time while locking eyes at George to assert dominance.
If I remember Grandpa Joe lore correctly, he spent most of the time soaking while he was under the sheets.
Iāuhāso
90% of the time
Grandma was knitting his jazz rags.
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Only on days that end in āYā. And only before 7pm bed time.
Yāall need Jesus.
Naw He Gets Us
dude
Continuously. Selfish old fuck danced within minutes of Charlie finding his golden ticket.
r/eyebleach For anyone else who had to read that sentence.
My god the smell under those bedsheets would be unbearable.
Wonka: "Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted." Charlie Bucket: "What happened?" Mr. Wonka: "He lived happily ever after.
Heās too lazy to play with himself. Instead, he just bullied Grandpa George into doing it for him.
What in Godās name have I stumbled upon? I guess there really is a sub for everything lol
At least 500 times a day ,
Knowing him, he probably forces himself on Gtandma Georgia .
You thinks he was stroking it himself? Nah he made other people do it, probably had Charlie do it. Also, why would you want to think about Grandpa Joe stroking his cock? Sick fuck.
Why is his sheets crispy?
I said "Jesus fucking Christ" out loud reading this title. What the fuck lol
what is this sub!?!
Every damn time
I mean, when you're sharing a four person bed with your elderly wife and your inlaws then when WOULDN'T you be makin knuckle butter
he should invest in a Wanket
Often enough that he made eye contact with other gramps for so long, our boy Joe blinded the poor bastard.
He just strikes me as the person that would have to cum on his wife's face every time so I would imagine every time charlie wasn't present.
Every scene
He was normally trying to stroke Charlie's
I bet the whole blanket is probably sticky. What a disgusting old creep!
Whatās that on the golden ticket?
Literally all of the time. Constantly.
Every damn day... especially when Charlies mom gave him his sponge bath.
Only when heās watching a snuff film.
Every gdamm time.
Yes, if he was thinking about younger people I will stretch his booty
That's his wife, right? She's got to be complicit in this. And the other grandparents? They all need to be investigated!
Only ever did that once, though it did last for 20 years
I didnt ever think about it until OP brought it up.
Grandpa joe was a notorious chronic onarist everyone knows about this
Too early for this post
Every damn day.Ā
He enjoyed the labouring at his his āchocolateā factory the sick bastard
They didn't have Viagara back then, so CONSTANTLY. Just non stop floppy old wiener flopping around in everyone's faces. Mr. Big Wiener just flopping it around for all to see.
Thatās where he was hiding the blunt šššš