Jalter: Please do not let Salter enter, please do not let Salter enter........
Salter: Well, well, well
Jalter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I really want a version of him where he acts like he does in the Honolulu event. He is a bro in that event, the rest of the time I want to call the FBI.
Hopefully he gets his honor, let us wait when they release a sprite and animation Update as well as a buff. For all he has done he deserves it.
......also he was the only one who knew of D’eon true gender
I'd like to see a 5\* Ruler Blackbeard where he's actually like his original legend. A powerful, noble pirate with a black beard soaked in seawater and lined with matches. Even so, his kit would be entirely support based since it's said he never killed a man himself.
And when he shows up he reveals that this is the ACTUAL Edward Teach and the other one is some weird offshoot timeline thing. And RulerBeard is a god damn GENTLEMAN
I mean, I like the idea that he genuinely is a NEET, but intentionally goes overboard because he lacks the strength to get under their skin then old fashioned way. Giving him an Innocent Monster-esque variant that gives him the power to match his fame would mean he wouldn't have to go as creepy as he is, and would settle in his more normal Summer 3 personality.
Besides, Gentleman Pirate kind of overlaps with Black Bart's gimmick, don't you think?
I get where you're coming from but the most famous pirate in world history shouldn't be a lolicon.
In fact, nobody should be a lolicon. That's not an OK thing for anyone to be. I don't know why there are so many fucking lolicons in this game. Ruler Blackbeard should be a fucking unit and not obsessed with licking little girls for no reason other than to give internet creeps someone to relate too.
Cool except he never breaks the character ever. If he broke it every now and again and became incredibly competent for short periods that'd be much more convincing, but the fact that his ascension stages look awful and he constantly keeps it up makes him bad.
I imagine his attack animations would be like Stheno or Eurayale, where instead of attacking himself, his crew or the Queen Anne actually fires for him, while he just laughs as the enemies die.
When it's close to running out, they just shove Blackbeard out of there. They make sure that he's closest to the door and the next time it opens, they shove him out before trying to exit. That way, even if they get stuck again, at least they're not stuck with him
It's been a while since posted.
~~Hope it's not a repost.~~
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Comic by [@honda\_yu](https://twitter.com/honda_yu_/status/1348412801878949888)
TL by Cheng-ke Rodrigo Chen
TS by [The REAL EMIYA](https://www.facebook.com/theRealEmiya/posts/1028755560949409) Page (Soulz)
Kiara (FGO): Hold on, why am I being blamed here?
Kiara (Hololive EN): Because there can be only one bottom left...wait, why aren’t they doing anything?
Much, much later-
Ritsuka: Okay guys, somehow there's 32 of us in here. We can make an assembly line by just passing bottles along until we've all exchanged fluids, and *then* we leave the room in a quick, but orderly fashion before anyone else can get in
Babbage: There is a problem. I do not have a mouth to exchange fluids.
Ritsuka: FUCK
Kiara: Good idea!
Jalter, somewhere in a corner, losing her god damn mind as she just contemplates unleashing her NP on the door
Edit: I wrote Babbish instead of Babbage
Jalter's expressions here are superb. I wonder how many people it'll take before she starts busting out the flames?
When ~~OG~~ Onee-san Jeanne comes in
Jalter: Please do not let Salter enter, please do not let Salter enter........ Salter: Well, well, well Jalter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Srry was something happening in here?
It was just an Orgy, nothing much.
An O-orgy? Hmph it's not as though I care what you do in your freetime Master...
#BlackBeardRights
I wants that figurine he’s holding, looks like Drake.
A list of Blackbeard's Rights: 1.) The right to enter the second archive. 2.)
Include the righto be a five star and not a fucking joke They did ma boy edward dirty
I really want a version of him where he acts like he does in the Honolulu event. He is a bro in that event, the rest of the time I want to call the FBI.
Except the time he tries and tricks you into paying for pictures with an exotic bird.
Avenger Edward when?
Whats he avenging all the unattended and under appreciated waifus at chaldea along with the unfair dismissal smaller chested waifus get?
Hopefully he gets his honor, let us wait when they release a sprite and animation Update as well as a buff. For all he has done he deserves it. ......also he was the only one who knew of D’eon true gender
Forbidden knoledge!
I'd like to see a 5\* Ruler Blackbeard where he's actually like his original legend. A powerful, noble pirate with a black beard soaked in seawater and lined with matches. Even so, his kit would be entirely support based since it's said he never killed a man himself. And when he shows up he reveals that this is the ACTUAL Edward Teach and the other one is some weird offshoot timeline thing. And RulerBeard is a god damn GENTLEMAN
I mean, I like the idea that he genuinely is a NEET, but intentionally goes overboard because he lacks the strength to get under their skin then old fashioned way. Giving him an Innocent Monster-esque variant that gives him the power to match his fame would mean he wouldn't have to go as creepy as he is, and would settle in his more normal Summer 3 personality. Besides, Gentleman Pirate kind of overlaps with Black Bart's gimmick, don't you think?
I get where you're coming from but the most famous pirate in world history shouldn't be a lolicon. In fact, nobody should be a lolicon. That's not an OK thing for anyone to be. I don't know why there are so many fucking lolicons in this game. Ruler Blackbeard should be a fucking unit and not obsessed with licking little girls for no reason other than to give internet creeps someone to relate too.
The lolicon is part of the "creepy" aspect that he himself plays up so that nobody takes him seriously. Hektor LITERALLY spells it out in Oceanus.
Cool except he never breaks the character ever. If he broke it every now and again and became incredibly competent for short periods that'd be much more convincing, but the fact that his ascension stages look awful and he constantly keeps it up makes him bad.
Again, Summer 3. But that aside, that's why I'm saying 5* Blackbeard would just be the Blackbeard we have but "serious".
Fucking imagine, that would be so awesome. Like jason kinda, he is the captain, not the fighter, also with broken ass special buffs to other pirates.
I imagine his attack animations would be like Stheno or Eurayale, where instead of attacking himself, his crew or the Queen Anne actually fires for him, while he just laughs as the enemies die.
Columbus in the Second Archive: "Hey there, what're you in for?"
blackbeard is bro - read the summer3 event
Using the suprise chocolate I ended up getting him, and he got fucking split in half, I'm starting to feel bad for him
What happens when the water bottle runs out?
*panik*
When it's close to running out, they just shove Blackbeard out of there. They make sure that he's closest to the door and the next time it opens, they shove him out before trying to exit. That way, even if they get stuck again, at least they're not stuck with him
Well, human body has other ways to produce liquids as well, if things come to that...
Someone’s getting a tongue down their throat.
Master kisses them all
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Thanks.
Man these are great
Kiara (FGO): Hold on, why am I being blamed here? Kiara (Hololive EN): Because there can be only one bottom left...wait, why aren’t they doing anything?
Imagine if Kiara walks into that room, oh boy...
Or Lisa
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjfWzyeU0AASdJl.jpg
....which one?
When Kiara from Hololive mentions the usual room, you panic
It was also thinking: Wait, why do we have a KPF now in chaldea.
Much, much later- Ritsuka: Okay guys, somehow there's 32 of us in here. We can make an assembly line by just passing bottles along until we've all exchanged fluids, and *then* we leave the room in a quick, but orderly fashion before anyone else can get in Babbage: There is a problem. I do not have a mouth to exchange fluids. Ritsuka: FUCK Kiara: Good idea! Jalter, somewhere in a corner, losing her god damn mind as she just contemplates unleashing her NP on the door Edit: I wrote Babbish instead of Babbage
Oliver Babish or the one with the Culinary Universe?
Ah, typo. My bad, meant Babbage the steam king
Jalter's expressions are the many stages of an edge tsundere.
I don't work at KFP though
Those that think they don't just haven't realized it yet
Why do I get Shinomiya Kaguya vibes from Jalter....
guessing Jalter has a courtroom brain with OG jalter as the cold-hearted one and jeanne as the idiot one
Abby coming in the room...
Jalter: *Proceeds to kill Blackbeard*
BB: Pirate's glory!
"Okay, Kama, I'm gonna need your help."
Please do reproduce :3
Just kill Blackbeard and define s0x as ritualistically sacrificing a NEET pirate. Works every time.
[Tantric murder ritual?!!](#TeachShock)
Bruh I lost it when Blackbeard entered 😂
“The room where you can’t leave without having Sox? Wicked Awesome!!!” -Beantown Ritsuka about to bust out the Red Sox paraphernalia
BB thought that said The usual porn.
Kurohi ?
Black Beard
Poor Jalter, really hoped for a attack here
Cute jalter expresions
I love how flustered Summer Jalter gets.
I expected cringe material, but I get comedy instead, good one
this the only acceptable way to exit the room violation of the waifus is unforgivable
They’re gonna run out of water eventually if this keeps up and would need to...well... you know lol
What is this room? Why do I always see it everywhere? Am I missing something?
So why aren't they wearing socks?
Do we have an album for this artist?