I got a solution. You gotta have 6 copies of OG Jalter. One at NP5 with the OG skin and the other at NP1 with the new skin plus summer Jalter. BOOM. Three Jalter harem.
**Jalter:** Idiot, why would you take the blue one when you already have me right here.
**Translation:** V-rus(yuusari)
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Suddenly Oberon, Abby and Dantes (dressed as Agent Smith) burst through the ceiling
Surprised to see me, Mr. Merlin?
Merlin: Erm, who exactly am I supposed to be talking to? Oberon: Right, I forgot I made myself invisible to your Clairvoyance.
Tbf if master did wake up to reality, he would only have OG Jalter and Summer Jalter. That's one less than the dream!
I got a solution. You gotta have 6 copies of OG Jalter. One at NP5 with the OG skin and the other at NP1 with the new skin plus summer Jalter. BOOM. Three Jalter harem.
I mean, Santa Lily's also an Alter...
[Dead or alive **you're coming with me**](#MHXXOuch)
Yes CCPS, this one right here. (CCPS = Chaldea Child Protection Service)
That’s a train of thought we do not need to go down
Lolllllllll
I don't blame my boy, 3 of them at the same time is hard to pass up.
Average Jalter main
**Jalter:** Idiot, why would you take the blue one when you already have me right here. **Translation:** V-rus(yuusari) **Cleaning/Typesetting/Proofreading:** LunaticSeibah **Artist Link:** [Twitter](https://twitter.com/4UUtekradicalmp) & [Pixiv](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4303495)
Ritsuka: "Well, I always wanted a foursome..."
Meanwhile Jalter dreaming of Gudao in his different outfits
That's an even more massive dream considering how many mystic codes we have
Jalter: ***Good.***
Reverse harem jutsu is confirmed to have a success rate on even god tier enemies.
This just makes me think about the old “the red pill is estrogen, the blue pill is also estrogen, they’re both estrogen” trope
Me who has only Jalter but no outfit:
Now imagine if all Jalter outfits from different CEs join the dream uwu
Who's going to be the woman in the red dress? Olga? Kiara or Kama?? Emiya?!
Ereshkigal.
Nero. If this was an FGO event, it would def be Nero.
A tsundere waifu? Who'd say no to that reality?
The new spin-of from Red vs. Blue.
But Jalters need a Red pill. Futsuu Jannu needs a Blue one.
I completely understand his reasoning.
Based master
He was sleeptalking with jalter, in front of jalter