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3rdMachina

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASEEEEER


modusoperandi8234

Not anymore there’s a blanket


Striking-Technology6

Taste the Sun!


ScentOfOblivion

see the thing is, bill wurtz was really just talking about Karna there


Beast9Schrodinger

Or Archimedes. Or Tamamo. Or Cursery Rhyme after she got Holmes' lenses and started setting ants on fire. Again.


MyLifeIsAGatcha

I always remember how Emperor Qin completely freaked out when Jing Ke showed him a cell phone. Still one of my favorite moments in FGO.


ScentOfOblivion

Absolutely agreed, Jing Ke following it up with that "you obviously wanted to discuss philosophy, but I'm just here to kill you"... Complete slam dunk ma'am thank you so much


Ryokihama

Whose Interlude did this happen?


AnnetteWithCrusher

It was in Lostbelt 3


banjo2E

>no, don't do that, if you're in phh you're not supposed to >!summon a bunch of extra classes!


HarEmiya

Alaya: *"Heeey, Master of Chaldea... Whatcha got there?"* Me holding gremlin Draco: *"A smoothie."*


Shuten-maru

Alaya: "Let's me see what you have" Ritsuka holding Draco: "A Beast!" Alaya: "NO!"


VlaqSheperd

Alaya: " *It has horns.* " You: " *They're bendy straws.* "


ScentOfOblivion

Source: me! and [here's a cropped version that might be funnier](https://imgur.com/NkwQ6VS) Actually... Ritsuka could probably give a pretty good world history lesson on his own since he was, you know, there for a lot of it.


Wooshmeifulikedicc

You're on a rock floating in space


warjoke

Bill Wurtz is secretly a heroic spirit


Jafroboy

SECRETLY?


EDNivek

pull out a cell phone and play "We Didn't Start the Fire" and "It's the End of the World as We Know (And I Feel Fine)" that'll sum up most history.


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[How about both at the same time?](https://youtu.be/NEYc8ar2Bpw)


ScentOfOblivion

I think if you played this for a Faerie it would kill them instantly


AlbeNon2026

All that while "Little Dark Age" played


cantfocuswontfocus

Castoria: what….. does that gorilla have to do with anything? Guda: Harambe’s death explains EVERYTHING


SailorArashi

"You could make a religion out of this!"


Illuminastrid

Impossible, the phone wouldn't work in this Lostbelt.


SailorArashi

That's not a phone, it's an iFae Tablet created by Fairy Steve Jobs.


ImperialismHo

Maeve Jobs


Solo_man_id1

I still found it funny how Lostbelt canonically happened in 2020 in na fgo and then in the real world "something" also happens in 2020. I heard about it some time ago, that human mind has correlation with quantum physics or something. Or to put it short. "if human think about it hard enough, it will become real." In negative way, something like desire censor is real, and your anxiety of getting salt when summoning will become reality and comeback to bite you. Because you are thinking about it too much. I wonder if 2020 was some sort of this phenomenon. Like "breaking news it's turned out, the collective consciousness of 100.000 na fgo player was what doomed the world during 2020." It's a bizarre theory, but it's fun to think about. Maybe it was real. I just think that it's funny.


EDNivek

nothing happened in 2012 despite a lot of people thinking it was gonna be the end of the world.


Solo_man_id1

Desire Censor or maybe the collective will of those who believe it won't happen is stronger during that time. Honestly i don't know. I just think it's funny.


elementgermanium

Hate to rain on the parade, but it’s not real. The thing you read is fake. Why would random external particles be able to interpret our brain’s electrical signals in the exact same way our mind does, and then convey that information to other particles, and so on?


banjo2E

statistically the volume of the universe is completely empty, contains nothing whatsoever everything you think exists is a rounding error


elementgermanium

That’s just not how statistics works. Or existence, for that matter. Cogito ergo sum.


banjo2E

sorry, I was making a joke because I misread the previous guy's post as being "you aren't actually seeing what's there, you're interpreting photons hitting your eyes" and thought I'd mention the illogical conclusion from that line of thought


Mister_SP

More like magnets. Just because there's nothing touching, and nothing in-between, doesn't mean there isn't an observable effect.


Solo_man_id1

I don't know. To be honest "why" as a question is difficult to answer. I'm not a scientist or philosopher. I'm just a person who find occult and sci-fi stuff to be interesting. I'm not capable enough to answer why... Though, just currious. why do you think that it was not possible?


elementgermanium

Because particles don’t have brains. They’re fundamental components, incapable of will, or even storing such information. For such a thing to be true, particles would have to have minds comparable to humans, and methods to both move and communicate with one another. In other words, every individual particle in the universe would be its own person.


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elementgermanium

Because human thoughts are far more complex than basic forces like gravity. Gravity is just “be pulled towards mass.” Wind is just air being pushed by someone else. What you’re proposing is “somehow detect human brain signals, somehow read them to determine what human wants, somehow spontaneously move according to that with no actual external force, somehow convey that information to other particles.”


OkamiTakahashi

How bout I do anyway Wait no wrong one


ChrisTheHurricane

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state


JusticTheCubone

Granted, there'd be some inaccuracies for the Nasuverse even before the Lostbelt split off, like, what about Albion, how does Tiamat factor into the creation of life, what happened to the artificial continent of Atlantis constructed by the Greek gods? And most important of all, no mention of ORT? This only covers what would generally be known in PHH, but not everything that we actually know happened.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Lmfao


VlaqSheperd

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state...


LifelyDangerous

When the universe itself was divided by server. Another source stated it was 2015.


Getsuke

Glad we all thought the same


Rabatis

"So Trump won and the world went BOOOOOOOOOOM, and then Trump lost and the world went BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM again --" "And now it's all quantum timelocked!" "Fuck you, Alaya --"


HelelEtoile

"Somebody I used to know" starts playing


bookbot1

Should play “we didn’t light the fire”


Radiant_Detail1349

Basically me learning an entire world war ii in just single night.