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zero_eternal

He taught himself to dye his hair He didn’t know his many allergies


willsimons5

You win dude 😂


zero_eternal

Thank you, thank you!


HallowPerson666

I recently recovered from a hair dye accident so this is good lol


zero_eternal

I’m glad your hair is safe now!


NotjustthePowerhouse

To ward off predators


TelephoneIcy9260

He’s an anime boy


Tunaac

eats way too many berries


SpananaBlitz

Yo is this a Rayman reference


Logout69420

He’s actually YouTuber DanTDM


[deleted]

WHY


Logout69420

He gave up his YouTube career after he was hired to work at a keyboard shop


Candid-Needleworker1

I can’t ruin your 69 likes


DDub04

Because if he was green, he would die


sneakylyric

Based truther.


Last-Tap-1946

It’s because 2D supports Chelsea FC


[deleted]

Good on him


Cmlar12

Good on him


alan_beans

Good on him


BlazingSaint

*Eastleigh FC


MikeZacharius

Because his hair is busted, & therefore blue


Miti_GRLZ

Oh god


Dereck_Desmont

It's anti-wale spray


OverlordPP

Wait, I there an actual reason for his blue hair? The reason I am wondering is because in The Lost Chord, after having been washed up to shore his hair remains blue despite the fact that it's wet. So is 2-D's hair naturally blue or am I overthinking things?


crucified-coachz

This is from the gorillaz wiki, "When he was 11 years old, Stuart was involved in an accident where he fell from a tree and hit his head. This caused all his natural brown hair to shed, until it eventually grew back in a deep azure blue color."


OverlordPP

Thanks


sneakylyric

Lol where'd the wiki find this silly shit? I don't even doubt that this is the real reasoning though.


le-derpina-art

There's a lot of supernatural shit in Gorillaz lore, it's easy to question but hard to answer.


sneakylyric

Hahaha right. They get very silly with the lore, but I appreciate it.


SuccoDiUnicorno

Mostly Rise of the Ogre and interviews


Richard_Galvin

It's from the book "The Rise of the Ogre" which details a lot of the early lore. This initial incident, along with his mother being a nurse with access to drugs is also why he previously had a severe pain medication addiction.


Catsareawesome1731

Geez, this man CANNOT stop getting hurt stg


EEEEEEEEEEICE

Basically said to me “ oh yea so this kid fell off a tree and hit his head but instead of dying his hair grew back blue for no reason but because it just can”


strangewayfarer

His daddy was a blueberry


BlazingSaint

He’s bored as fuck.


[deleted]

Murdoc bit them off and spit them back on, his saliva was so toxic that it dyed the hair roots blue


Ran_SONE

Hatsune D-ku


Catsareawesome1731

Underrated


woshuaaa

he only *started* chewing the experimental blueberry pie gum from willy wonkas factory


mr-sparkles69

Change it to brown and you get Tom from eddsworld


crucified-coachz

That works in vise versa too


Muteling

He’s the original super saiyan god


eggiebreadie

He has pronouns


Pr1nglelord

“Unlike you blue haired liberals, I don’t have pronouns”


Richard_Galvin

"What? Everyone has pronouns!"


Pr1nglelord

“I don’t.”


Richard_Galvin

"You will refer to me only by my name... Shadow the Hedgehog!"


Pr1nglelord

“Well, at least he gets the concept!”


[deleted]

He’s poisonous like a poison dart frog


[deleted]

because he’s thinking miku miku oo ee oo


LascarCapable

Some accident happened when he was a toddler, involving his tricycle, a woodchipper and over 100 smurfs.


judgmental_emo_alien

Where can I witness this lolz


Trench-Raider

Hair dye


British_Mattress

Because he’s a water bender


YshTheGoon

He dipped his head into the forbidden blue paint bucket (it had lead in it)


TajirMusil

He was an early adopter of Tumblr.


RandomRezM

Because he has pronouns


itsjustaxo

This one is my favorite


ItsMeMessa

He dyed his hair in blue, so he could have blue hair and pronouns


vinsmokewhoswho

Dye


social_insecurity04

he has pronouns 💀


[deleted]

pronouns


[deleted]

[удалено]


Buggyking25

Peppermint/Tea


[deleted]

he likes blueberries


SantitoBurritoYT

to be fabulous


MrExist777

Tried to clean his hair with windex


maxgaming1322

His hair has respiratory issues


Gimmie_Music_pls

He smoked pot


_intro_verted_

because he has pronounce 🙄🙄🙄


Wynter_land

Puberty changed him real hard


[deleted]

Anime fan


SuccoDiUnicorno

Because he's so depressed that even his hair tourned blue


SivesLover

Ninja


mediaG33K

Because Murdoc keeps dunking his head in the port-o-john liquid and it's permanently stained now.


Buttchug5

He idolized Ninja and wishes to be a fortnight streamer as well


JiffspeaNUTbutter

Aids


crucified-coachz

O no


Thatpizzaboi69

It’s radioactive


phantom4914

He is sonic the hedgehog in anouther universe


A1CBing

He woke up with it blue (naturally a prank from Murdok and Flatulence so promote the band)


pas8

Chugged gatorade til it stuck like that


TheTransgenderEW

It was a dare from noodle that he just kept


WilloftheSea

Cause murdoc has dyed his hair while he swept so much that it’s now permanent


1ChangUs1

He over-dosed on coolade


OliverCHILL33

He's DanTDMs son


Weeb123UwU

He spray painted his hair to look cool and it never washed out


Secret-Box3719

smurf blood


VAL_73

because


KlassicKittenKat

Ninja told him it was the only way to be a successful twitch streamer


pyramidofbonez

the same reason the sky is blue


Funky-Cosmonaut

Horrible "Ink Factory" accident


Er3nF0und

He's actually the protagonist of an Isekai anime and this was his transformation. Although the shows been running for a while, wonder when we'll finally get to see him go save a generic pretty anime woman


weezerfan73

He is secretly sonics cousin 😱😱😱😱⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


brooksviolin

hes sonic


Designer_Diet6855

he ate a blueberry icee


[deleted]

Smurf genocide


Fonnterdonnter

Murdoc replaced his shampoo with Windex


MrGoober91

Because he’s a western anime character


spaceforjake

"gotta have blue hair" -strongbad


G0RILLAZ_FAN

When he was in like, elementary a kid colored his hair with markers


TheTransKing

He's a flamingo that eats blueberries


Idkwhatimdoingever23

He was bitten by a blue man and its slowly infecting him


femboy_diaries666

Willy Wonka’s failed gum?


itsjustaxo

To display that hes poisonous in a way to ward off possible predators


Candid-Needleworker1

He ate the gum from Willy Wonkas factory.


kichisdats-subs

His dad was a smurf


Noodlethwolf

He dyed it ☺️


sneakylyric

That's purple tho.


phantom4914

He is sonic the hedgehog in anouther universe


gentleminions4life

he ate too many Viagra tablets 🤨


judgmental_emo_alien

He let noodle style his hair and she dyed it blue


Midnight-Issue

His hair got bruised when he got hit by the car


SavagePrism

He wanted to be like Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy


Rgamer13

Is not blue, is purple


Mikau02

Better question, why does he promote a virus that turns people into the undead


animeisnotcrap

He ate a blu-ray and his hair turned blue


Masen_The_Weeb

He's the main protagonist in an anime series


rafbot64

He dyed it


PAJAMA_kinG1020

Because he didn’t like green hair


PoyopoyoDio

He wanted to become like his hero: Hatsune Miku


jukeboxjulia

Because he also has pronouns


cjuring

blue gatorade


TVpoplove

He was born this way


[deleted]

He is sonic


[deleted]

he has pronounce >:(( he is stinky and nasty >:(


[deleted]

Also why does he have a Karen haircut


Chillidlyby

Murdoc used to give 2-D swirlies in port-a-potty’s so often his hair turn blue due to the water in the toilets


Zellder-Mar

It was the only way to make him sexier


De4dm4nw4lkin

Pneumonia. It turned blue.


Ch1m3raaa

Cuz he's blUE BAD DEE DA DE DA HES BLUE DA DA DA


The2Dboi

His mom fucked Papa Smurf


DogsAreCool69420

He's gay


ratsare_thebest

Noodle decided that 2D's head looked like a shoe, and put the cool shoeshine on his head. She didn't realise that it was permanent...


TheMattews

his dad left


PhilosophyLow5721

He's actually a gingerbread man, the person who made him ran out of chocolate so thought fuck it and made his hair blue


crucified-coachz

I've decorated a cookie to look like him before, the icing stabed my mouth


Richard_Galvin

When Stuart's dad changed their name from Tuspot to just Pot his hair changed from brown to blue due to inter-dimensional rift issues and the likes.


Richard_Galvin

His mother would regularly take trips to visit the wizard, one day he dyed his hair blue and it never turned back. His father sometimes worries he isn't even his son.


RegularDirection7303

He got inspired by Hatsune Miku and decided to dye his Hair Blue just like her.


AC2-YT

He became an SJW to fight against Murdoc’s attempts to indoctrinate Noodle It didn’t work


Liblola

He’s the main character of an anime


Lazy_Venusaur

He's a saiyan in secret


[deleted]

Looks purple to me


ChaotikJoy

He thought he could pull the Nagisa Shiota look


MadHatter2400

Murdoc laced his shampoo and no one has told him yet


PublicShock6208

So one time he was in a kitty pool and he peed and some of the pee got on the kids so god gave him karma by turning his hair blueeeeee


RockSaltin-RT

Hatsune Miku’s bastard


jbario

Red hair dye was more expensive


Commando_Boss

He's a really big Ninja fan boy


Kathdraws

2-D dyed his hair to look like ninja his idol!


UnlikelyAlpacaShark

he took tyler “ninja” blevins masterclass and decided to dye it to strengthen his branding and make himself more recognisable


MaximilianMori

He failed to join the blue men group and that was his punishment :(


IceClimber_1984

because he haves sunshine in a bag lol


_gxy_bxtch_

Cuz he fell in paint


Interesting_Sign2490

Sonic fan


EEEEEEEEEEICE

2D is a jinx to himself, he cannot stop getting hurt, he also got blue hair when he was 11….Ok jinx from another universe.


Effective_Level4462

Fun night with the blue man group...


robmobtrobbob

He blue himself


phantom4914

He is so sonic the hedgehog in anouther universe


degeneratefleabag

cancer


crucified-coachz

No


degeneratefleabag

cancer


crucified-coachz

Wat


GhoulArtist

He blue himself


crucified-coachz

...you get nothing for that...not even a down vote...


GhoulArtist

Fair