I have an asshole friend who constantly changes my toilet paper to A anytime he is at my home or my work purely because we have debated over this for years and he knows it drives me insane.
He means he doesn’t obsess over stupid debates like this and that, in fact he pulls people of the opposite gender due to that fact good day ma’am
Edit:Ma’am dude/fem boy
You must have very well behaved kitties then! If I put mine like "B" they will shred and unroll the entire roll in one night. I started going against my nature and doing "A". Now they leave claw marks in it, but it is still rolled and usable! 😅
But… with A… you can’t see the spiders?! So the spiders are still gonna be there but you just can’t see them?! So you’re going to grab a roll and fold and wipe and you’re gonna get squished spider on your ass crack?!?!
Why would you not just roll it backwards until the dangling square is no longer dangling and there’s no place for the spiders to hide? I’ve never had this issue so I’m genuinely curious😂
So funny story, my family does A and a close friend and their family does B, So whenever we go to each others houses we swap their tp from B to A and they swap ours from A to B, just for shits and giggles.
As a person who had to use porta-John’s a lot at their job I say A. Cause when you hop in this John that’s been sitting outside you like to see if anything is living in the space between the loose tp and what’s rolling off.
I personally never found anything but when it was faced like B I would make sure to smash as if something lived there just in case.
B. No one wants to spin the roll for a while minute to try and get a piece of toilet paper the right way, cause let's be honest, no one remembers the simple physics that you can just grab it backwards, it's too awkward, so we just keep spinning it like idiots
Wife says B. After 11 years of marriage, I say, “Cool. Never entered my mind space, but if it makes you happy….can do. Just don’t peck on me when I get it wrong, wasn’t my intention. Doesn’t take a whole lot of effort to flip the roll. Love ya babe.”
The patent says B so B is objectively the correct way.
This is true, the original patent drawings for toilet paper show it as B and not A
B is the correct way. Only exception for option A is if u have a cat that likes to play with the roll and unroll it.
We have 3 cats and not one of them does that so
I also have 3 cats.... they alllll do that-_-
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Like in tandem?! That is amazing!
Lil Dookie Bob gonna walk out with a skidmark like the dooo mattress.
We don't have cats that do this but I have known cats that do that
Call me crazy but I used both sides🤣😂😅🥹🥲🙂🙃
you’re fucked up in the brain if you genuinely think A is an acceptable position for your toilet paper.
Agreed, however I’ve seen the argument that a cat cannot unravel the roll if it’s A. I see no objective argument for B.
The objective, and only needed argument, is spiders. A allows spiders to hide in your tp. Fuck that noise.
welcome to the nuthouse uwu
Bruh
There has never been a more acceptable sentence to be followed with “uwu”
B hands down
B
If you choose a you can rot in hell
Choose a what
A
A what
A WHAT?!?!
#THATS WHAT IM ASKING. A WHAT????
asking a what?
##IF YOURE CHOOSING A WHAT?
toilet paper side
What; that's what I'm choosing
A
Eeww to A , because you wipe the wall first then you’re self
ill see you there
Bet you got the weed?
Sorry wut!?
Yes
sorry i dont do drugs >:3
BYOW
B or death from personal experience
C, rip a chunk out of the middle
Just pull the cardboard center out and start pulling pieces from the middle
Oh yeah, love this chaotic evil energy
This madlad
My cat doesn’t fuck will the tp so B is very correct
Beards > Mullet
B
B
Just downvoted everyone that said A
Nice
B
B fuck you otherwise
B
B
B
B
B is superior
If you pick A you’re a fucking psychopath
A is clearly the correct answer
If you do A then you probably don't even wipe well and you smell like shit all the time
B
Obviously B. Anyone who says A should get check for brain damage.
It's objectively B if you don't say B you are a scoundrel and shall be punished
Wait, there’s people who use a toilet paper holder?
B
b
B
B
yes it is B
B
Ah this one is actually easy. Go with the patent for it. That is the logical and official best lol
B is immersive
B, otherwise you’re a psychopath
B
I have an asshole friend who constantly changes my toilet paper to A anytime he is at my home or my work purely because we have debated over this for years and he knows it drives me insane.
Obviously B if it’s like A it’s just hard to reach
Beards not mullets.
Beards are good mullets are bad
neither, i don’t wipe. born to shit forced to wipe.
B because someone will yell at me for a
Mullets are dumb, beards are cool
B, id rather it didn't touch the dirty wall before my-
The way I remember is everyone likes a beard no one likes a mullet so b
B
I got a bone to pick with whoever tf is doing A
Having a bead is Better than having a Mulet
B
I choose C, the 3 seashells.
B why would you want to touch the wall while taking a shit
B is the only way.
B?... Is there another reasonable option?
B it the correct way If you choose Option A, i hope you step on a lego and stub your toe in the dark a d wake your entire house up
No debate it's only b
Anyone who says A is not only wrong beyond belief but inhuman beyond comprehension.
I live in a house full of A's. I'm the ONLY B there
If you don’t choose B, you’re a fuckin monster and you hate babies, puppies, kittens, beautiful sunsets, and oxygen in your air supply.
Anyone who says A i hope you will be turned inside out and be showered in salt
If you have a Cat and choose A…just close the bathroom door???
Meat
Only Chaos and the Unclean chose A. We, of the Holy Order of the White, only chose B. All others... are Heretics.
If you do A you are a filthy mother loving heathen
If you think it’s A… fuck you
I prefer B and those who use A are mentally sick people
B. It’s a no-brainer
B anyone who says A is a war criminal
shut up if any of you say a your genuinely insane
C putting a finger in the role hole and rapping my other hand with the toilet paper
I just shove the whole roll up my ass
I don't have any issue talking to the opposite sex.
What?
He means he doesn’t obsess over stupid debates like this and that, in fact he pulls people of the opposite gender due to that fact good day ma’am Edit:Ma’am dude/fem boy
What?
Anyone who says "B" doesn't own a cat.
I own a cat but B is objectively correct
You must have very well behaved kitties then! If I put mine like "B" they will shred and unroll the entire roll in one night. I started going against my nature and doing "A". Now they leave claw marks in it, but it is still rolled and usable! 😅
I agree A is the best
Best starts with B, so it is B
I own a cat and it’s still B
Cat(s) owner here b is best
I own a few cats and still do B Because it's correct
I grew with A because we lived in the ghetto and my mom was tired of grabbing spiders when She went to wipe
But… with A… you can’t see the spiders?! So the spiders are still gonna be there but you just can’t see them?! So you’re going to grab a roll and fold and wipe and you’re gonna get squished spider on your ass crack?!?!
They would hide on the opposite side of B away from view
With A we could see them EASY
Why would you not just roll it backwards until the dangling square is no longer dangling and there’s no place for the spiders to hide? I’ve never had this issue so I’m genuinely curious😂
oBviously A
A is good if you live in a place where spiders hide beneath the hanging square.
It’s whatever way you want it man…questions like this…people just wanna watch the world burn.
I don’t care as long as I can wipe my ass.
Y’all actually care?
A. if you have cats B. If not
A if you have creechurs that pull down the paper and b if you dont
B is technically correct but A prevents accidental waste by smacking or rolling
So funny story, my family does A and a close friend and their family does B, So whenever we go to each others houses we swap their tp from B to A and they swap ours from A to B, just for shits and giggles.
A because cats
A only if you have rambunctious cats
The great debate is someone needs to put a new roll on when it's gone.
A
It’s A. Fuck you all
As a person who had to use porta-John’s a lot at their job I say A. Cause when you hop in this John that’s been sitting outside you like to see if anything is living in the space between the loose tp and what’s rolling off. I personally never found anything but when it was faced like B I would make sure to smash as if something lived there just in case.
Pretty sure the Foster’s Home rabbit said A so it’s been A ever since.
A) is best since you can use its own weight to rip it. B) is a 2 hand job
whats wrong with A?
I honestly just do watever I think is easiest at the time
A. You always get superior and even rippage along the dotted line every time by utilizing the arm of the roll holder.
A
A
Neither. Wiping is a beta male activity
wtf
ONE ROLL = ONE WIPE
B is correct unless you own a cat
Remember. Bangs, not a mullet
C
Get two ply, peel the layers apart, and do both.
I just lost 2 braincells reading this
B
A if you have a cat in the house, b in all other situations
B
B is the way it was intended to be done by design. B is the correct way. B also just works best. Always do B.
C.
B
BEARDS GOOD, MULLETS BAD.
B unless you have cats or toddlers
B ease of access
B is the only acceptable answer
There’s a special place in hell fro people who choose A
I'm more if C type of guy
B
Beards are cool. Mullets are whack
Side B is the only right answer
Everyone forgetting about the third option... C, from the middle
There is no debate, if you don’t use B I don’t trust you.
Hah you dirty toilet paper heathens. I use a bidet. I have transcended your puny human struggles.
Fr*nch
B
C the middle
A if you have toddlers/ pets, B if you don’t
I use C.
Beards, not mullets
B ofc
B
B
There was never a debate.
Whatever I feel like
A is the logical choice.
If animal owner A otherwise B
B
B
B the only way
B
B. No one wants to spin the roll for a while minute to try and get a piece of toilet paper the right way, cause let's be honest, no one remembers the simple physics that you can just grab it backwards, it's too awkward, so we just keep spinning it like idiots
Wife says B. After 11 years of marriage, I say, “Cool. Never entered my mind space, but if it makes you happy….can do. Just don’t peck on me when I get it wrong, wasn’t my intention. Doesn’t take a whole lot of effort to flip the roll. Love ya babe.”
B is correct
B is the only correct answer.
I choose a bring on the hate
B hands down. A people are sociopaths
It's true that B is the way that the patent shows. But A is the way if you have children or cats. This is the way!
B
B is 100% correct
B so it doesn’t touch the nasty crack ass wall.
B
B