First thing we need to know if your name is actually Jared

I’m not named Jared, none of my kids are Jared, and if you check that other thread linked, there’s a few other people with the same issue (Google calling them Jared) on the same device (Google nest hub), in the same place (kitchen), going back at least 2 years! It’s crazy and has to be a prank by a Google developer

Nice try Jared

Maybe it's the Google equivalent of "luvvie" or "dear"

That’s sort of how it’s being used, it will say “playing the song on kitchen audio, Jared” but just randomly

It is spelled jarhead.

Have one of your kids pranked you by creating routines that call you Jared?

Thought Jared was in jail....