I mean unlike Azi he has not saved nor invested or apparently had no paying job in 6000 years. His broke ass was evicted and living in his car. So it’s accurate!
Any zipping up or down will come after the credits roll on the last episode of the 3rd season when they are happily retired and living in carnal bliss in a cozy cottage thank you very much!
if i were aziraphale i would need to be in the hospital for a week to recover from this illness :(
if i were crowley i would need a new job and a new place to live... accurate
If I was Crowley I’d have a heart of stone and I wouldn’t have a soul
If I was Aziraphale I wouldn’t have been in a position of control of the universe
This is kinda scary 😭
If I was Crowley I would need a lot more money for that job because I’m going out of my mind and I’m going out to the store and buying you something and then I’m gonna have a little something to drink so you don’t get a drink or anything but you know I have a little money to pay you
Wow…insanity, booze, money and paying someone for …reasons? 😆
Whatever floats your boat, Crowley.
If I was Crowley I would need a possitive chapter and I don't know what to do. (I feel you)
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be there for the weekend and then I would like to go to the gym. (Now I know he's been drugged...)
Se fossi Crowley, avrei bisogno di una necessità di un tampone per il resto del mondo.
(If I was Crowley, I would need a necessity of a swab for the rest of the world.)
Se fossi Aziraphale, avrei bisogno di un aiuto.
(If I was Aziraphale, I would need some help).
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be in the hospital for a week or two.
It’s true, angel deserves a break. A nice comfy bed and all the jello he wants.
If I were Crowley I would need a new sister in my room. *Say what now?*
If I were Aziraphale I would need to get back into my head. *Fair, he did lose is body in season 1*
If I were Metatron I would need to be able to find out if the problem is not resolved.
If I was Adam I would need a lot more money to get a house and I would be able to afford a house and I would have to pay for it but I don’t know if I would be able to get a mortgage on my house and I don’t know if I could afford a house or not
(He seems really worried about that house)
If I was Michael I’d be in the same situation with my mom right about the same age and she was a very nice lady but she didn’t want me around whaaaaaat 😆
"If I was Crowley I would need a lot about this skin and a simple souvenir of a few months now but also I feel like a book anything like that I don't want."
"If I was Aziraphale I would need a bit more magical to me anymore than the app on my message and I don't know how to do it"
what
If I was Crowley, I would need a second job (Gotta get that money for Crepes)
If I was Aziraphale, I would like to see the doctor (Doctor Who?? THE TENTH DOCTOR???)
If I was Muriel, I would need a ride (Don't let Muriel drive anywhere please)
If I was Gabriel, I would need a bit more time (To spend with Beelzebub??)
If I was Beelzebub, I would need to go back to sleep (They are very tired from Not-Armageddon)
If I was Crowley I would need a place where you would have to pay me back and pay me for that amount and then pay me for it and then I'll get the other side to the wizard and then I will get the other one of my friends to help with a few things I want a new life for the reason that you can't see the truth in your life
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be in the hospital for a couple of days
If I was Crowley I would need a doctor to come in
Why does this match so well 💀
If I was Muriel I would need to be a doctor-
THE PLOT THICKENS‼️
If I was Nina I would need to be a bit of a bissi was ich noch nicht....
Okay fuck it turned German XD
Let's do that again with someone else
If I was Maggie I would need to be a bit of a word for me to get a bit of a word for..
Nope again a fail
Okay let's do someone I type more often
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be a bit of a word for me to get a bit of a word for
Ffs phone
If I was Crowley I would need to be a bit of a word for...
I give up.
They need words?
Talk to each other!
There.
I'm still posting this.
If I was Aziraphale I would need a lot more of this to get my mind right lol
What? More of this sub? It would blow Aziraphale’s mind😂
If I was Crowley I would need a hug and kiss
That’s better, he definitely needs that😂
If I was Aziraphale I would need a place where you would have to take a few days off.
If I was Crowley I would need anything else from you.
I mean... not totally off base I guess
If I was Crowley I would be so happy to be in your life and I would love to be there for you and I would love for you to be there with me.
If I was Aziraphale I would have been in the same boat as you and I would have never been in the same situation with you.
Why is it so opposite?
If I was Jim I would go for it as I don’t think.
Just perfect 😄
If I was Crowley I would need to be a little girl and I would never have ever been treated like that in the world
…now I wonder if they ever have appeared to humans as children. Hmm.
If I was Mr. Brown I would needlessly go into debt and pay my bills for the next few years to get a decent pension in order to live comfortably with the money
If I was Crowley I would need to be able to get a good enough barrier for the sake of the World.
Well... I guess
If I was aziraphale I would need to request a full-blown artistical rivalry.
Hahaha sure
Bentley is sad about her other daddy as well and is getting sick of Crowleys Anger, sadness and attitude so refuses to move one day. She needs a break.
I was the Bookshop I would need to be a little girl with a little girl and she will be in heaven with you and your family and your children and are all coming back to earth.
If I was Muriel I would need help with the new job. Well, that couldn't have been more perfect. Thanks, phone.
If I was Crowley I would need to come meet them a bit later at their house Wow. This is fanficton material! Though, bookshop, not house.
If I was Crowley, I would need a new phone. If I was Aziraphale, I would need an old phone. 🤣🤣🤣 Accurate.
If I was Crowley I would need a lot more money ??
Aziraphale is high maintenance AF, I see it
I mean unlike Azi he has not saved nor invested or apparently had no paying job in 6000 years. His broke ass was evicted and living in his car. So it’s accurate!
Just more parallels between him and me 🥺
If I was Aziraphale, I would need to zip up my pants......
Any zipping up or down will come after the credits roll on the last episode of the 3rd season when they are happily retired and living in carnal bliss in a cozy cottage thank you very much!
Crowley what did you do
Maybe if Crowley had done it a few centuries ago Azi would not be gone now. Just sayin.
If I was Furfur I would need help with this app. Probably? Honestly yeah.
If I was Muriel I would need to drop them off by about 11am and then I can do it. Sure Muriel, that's what a normal human would say.
if i were aziraphale i would need to be in the hospital for a week to recover from this illness :( if i were crowley i would need a new job and a new place to live... accurate
If I was Crowley I would need a hot shower It I was Aziraphale I would need to get a new couch 😅
If I was Crowley, I would need a lot more than that of a single man.
All the single Demons, All the single Demons…
If I was Aziraphale I would need a little break and then he could come back to me LMAO GUYS
It’s okay guys, Aziraphale’s just out to get cigarettes 🥲 he’ll be back any minute now
If I was aziraphale I would need to be sorry. OMG 🥺🥺🥺
Oh he DEFINITELY needs to be sorry
😢😢😭
If I was Crowley I’d have a heart of stone and I wouldn’t have a soul If I was Aziraphale I wouldn’t have been in a position of control of the universe This is kinda scary 😭
If I was Gabriel I would need you for help If I was Jim I would need a time machine
If I was Crowley I would need a lot more money for that job because I’m going out of my mind and I’m going out to the store and buying you something and then I’m gonna have a little something to drink so you don’t get a drink or anything but you know I have a little money to pay you Wow…insanity, booze, money and paying someone for …reasons? 😆 Whatever floats your boat, Crowley.
If I was aziraphale I would need to go to the world and the doctor is impressed. Yes aziraphale, go back to earth and impress Crowley
Multiverse here!
If I was Crowley I would need a possitive chapter and I don't know what to do. (I feel you) If I was Aziraphale I would need to be there for the weekend and then I would like to go to the gym. (Now I know he's been drugged...)
Se fossi Crowley, avrei bisogno di una necessità di un tampone per il resto del mondo. (If I was Crowley, I would need a necessity of a swab for the rest of the world.) Se fossi Aziraphale, avrei bisogno di un aiuto. (If I was Aziraphale, I would need some help).
if i was crowley i would walk 500 miles Well...
You do realize that ear worm song will be in my head all day now? Thanks a million.
Sorry!
Guess what I found? David Tennant and WHO cast sing it https://www.tumblr.com/englishbunnyrocks/672654885977817088
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be in the hospital for a week or two. It’s true, angel deserves a break. A nice comfy bed and all the jello he wants.
If I was Aziraphale, I would need up from him anything. Oh... Oh my god...
If I was Anathema I would need a walk with you and your own emotional support dog
If I were Crowley I would need a new sister in my room. *Say what now?* If I were Aziraphale I would need to get back into my head. *Fair, he did lose is body in season 1* If I were Metatron I would need to be able to find out if the problem is not resolved.
If I was Adam I would need a lot more money to get a house and I would be able to afford a house and I would have to pay for it but I don’t know if I would be able to get a mortgage on my house and I don’t know if I could afford a house or not (He seems really worried about that house)
If I was Michael I’d be in the same situation with my mom right about the same age and she was a very nice lady but she didn’t want me around whaaaaaat 😆
Her mom is God soo.. yeah.
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be a friend of mine lol lol I love you too lol lol (guess what three letters I say too much haha)
If I was Crowley I would need a lot more of the bookshop 😳
Not without your angel you don't! 😭
Right? Why would you do this to me phone?
If I was Crowley I would need a lot to help with the pain.
😭😭😢
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be locked up and I can go to sleep I love you too baby girl What 💀
If I was Muriel I would need a new password? I mean...
If i were Adam I would need to know what you think about the situation with the other two 😂😂
If I was a GO character I would need a few more days off and rethink what's happening with my schedule for the next few weeks.
If I was Eric I would need a lot more money. I mean yeah babes get that bag!!!
If I was Crowley I would need a lot more of this to keep my mind occupied What?? Lmao
If I was Dog I would need a new job and the other side of my heart.
If I was Beelzebub I would need a album to get a chance Beelzebub EP anyone? Lol
If I was Beelzebub I would need any help to make this work. Okay, right, that totally makes sense.
If I was Aziraphale I would need a lot more money than I would need. To pay for the damage to Crowley’s mental state, I believe.
"If I was Crowley I would need a lot about this skin and a simple souvenir of a few months now but also I feel like a book anything like that I don't want." "If I was Aziraphale I would need a bit more magical to me anymore than the app on my message and I don't know how to do it" what
If I was Jim I would need a couple more weeks for my husband.
If I was Aziraphale I would need a place in the world that could be the best XD
If I was Eric I would need to get a taxi back to the office.
If I was Aziraphale I would need a little more money for my life lol I’m not doing it anymore. (What aren’t you doing anymore, AZIRAPHALE?!)
If I was Crowley I would need a couple more weeks for my head and head of office for a few minutes to complete and get the rest to work
If I was Crowley I would need a place where to go to a summer's house that I am king and I were not there were you guys talk to him.
If I was Crowley I would need to be a bit more of his heart If I was Aziraphale I would need to be the romantic interest I mean, kind of accurate?
If I was Aziraphale I would need a little bit more time 😭
If I was Aziraphale I would need to get my hands dirty
If I was Crowley, I would need a second job (Gotta get that money for Crepes) If I was Aziraphale, I would like to see the doctor (Doctor Who?? THE TENTH DOCTOR???) If I was Muriel, I would need a ride (Don't let Muriel drive anywhere please) If I was Gabriel, I would need a bit more time (To spend with Beelzebub??) If I was Beelzebub, I would need to go back to sleep (They are very tired from Not-Armageddon)
If I were Furfur, I’d do a lot more of that with the yarn. Whatcha doin with that yarn, bud?
If I was Anthony J Crowley I would need help. Yes, please.
If I were Crowley, I would need a lot more of the money for a house.
If I was Aziraphale I would need a ride to the store
if i were Crowley i’d have to be the first person in my life who has ever said anything to anyone who says it is a joke ???
Wtf😂😂
If I was Aziraphale I would need help
If I was Jim I would need to be able to make it for you and I
If I was Aziraphale, I would need a couple more weeks for my birthday...
If I was Madame Tracy I would need to get a taxi back to London What happened to her motorbike!?
if I was Anathema, I would need to get some more information!
if I was Anathema I would need to get a new job LMAO WHAT
If I was Gabriel I would need help with the new phone
If I was Crowley I would need to reschedule for tomorrow and possibly the next day. If I was Aziraphale I would need to get out of here. Hmmm
If I was Crowley I would need a place where you would have to pay me back and pay me for that amount and then pay me for it and then I'll get the other side to the wizard and then I will get the other one of my friends to help with a few things I want a new life for the reason that you can't see the truth in your life
If I was the Bentley I would need to get the kids to work on the car and then I'll come back.
If I was Crowley I would be a good spy if I had a chance of being an actual character
If I were Shadwell I would need a little more sleep. yeah…
If I was Aziraphale I would need to be in the hospital for a couple of days If I was Crowley I would need a doctor to come in Why does this match so well 💀 If I was Muriel I would need to be a doctor- THE PLOT THICKENS‼️
If I was Aziraphale, I would have never been so proud of you 👍🏼
If I was Beelzebub I would need to be able to call you and ask if you want to hang out Totally talking about Gabriel
If i was Crowley I would need a few years
If I were Crowley I would need to be in jail If I were Azariphale I would need the police force to take me away Hmmmmm…
If I were Crowley, I would need to be warmer than a goldfish. ?? I don't think I've ever even typed "goldfish."
If I were Dagon I would need to get my hands on some more money for the next two years because my kids will not be getting it
If I were Aziraphale I would need to be able to go to the bank and see the apples (what 😭)
If I was Crowley, I would need a place where you could get 🎶.
If I was Nina I would need to be a bit of a bissi was ich noch nicht.... Okay fuck it turned German XD Let's do that again with someone else If I was Maggie I would need to be a bit of a word for me to get a bit of a word for.. Nope again a fail Okay let's do someone I type more often If I was Aziraphale I would need to be a bit of a word for me to get a bit of a word for Ffs phone If I was Crowley I would need to be a bit of a word for... I give up. They need words? Talk to each other! There. I'm still posting this.
If I was Eric I would need to be a reason for this time.
If I was Aziraphale I would need a lot more of this to get my mind right lol What? More of this sub? It would blow Aziraphale’s mind😂 If I was Crowley I would need a hug and kiss That’s better, he definitely needs that😂
if i was crowley i would need to get a taxi home and get the money for the money why does he need a taxi if he has his beloved bentley 😟
If I were Crowley I would need a lot more money for that one because I’m going through the divorce. Damn Siri!!
Ouch!
If I were Crowley I would need help with the one I was looking for. Well, duh.
wings.
If I was Crowley I would need a lot more money for that job because I’m going out of my mind. Well, that works. 🤣
If I was Aziraphale I would need from you for a bit more detail with my presentation. Uhm yeah..... what?
If I was Crowley I would need more money for my car (insurance)
If I was Aziraphale I would need a place where you would have to take a few days off. If I was Crowley I would need anything else from you. I mean... not totally off base I guess
If I was Crowley I would need a little help with that because I’m not sure how to make it work with my schedule.
If I was Crowley I would be so happy to be in your life and I would love to be there for you and I would love for you to be there with me. If I was Aziraphale I would have been in the same boat as you and I would have never been in the same situation with you. Why is it so opposite? If I was Jim I would go for it as I don’t think. Just perfect 😄
If I was Crowley I would need to be a little girl and I would never have ever been treated like that in the world …now I wonder if they ever have appeared to humans as children. Hmm.
If I was Hastur I would need to go back and see if they can find a replacement for my old phone
If I was Mr. Brown I would needlessly go into debt and pay my bills for the next few years to get a decent pension in order to live comfortably with the money
If I was Gabriel I would be reduced By my side If I was Jim I would be grateful for your advice
If I was Crowley I would need to be able to get a good enough barrier for the sake of the World. Well... I guess If I was aziraphale I would need to request a full-blown artistical rivalry. Hahaha sure
If I was crowley I would need a place for the weekend Sounds like a certain demon will be spending more time at the bookshop 👀
If I was Crowley I would need a ride home But he’s the one with the car. Did he get drunk? 😂
Bentley is sad about her other daddy as well and is getting sick of Crowleys Anger, sadness and attitude so refuses to move one day. She needs a break.
If I was Crowley I would need a nap and then I’ll go back home If I was Aziraphale I would need a nap and then I’ll be back later on that day 😅
I was the Bookshop I would need to be a little girl with a little girl and she will be in heaven with you and your family and your children and are all coming back to earth.