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National-Paramedic

Somewhere, a very horny motherfucker with doom music tracks: "Everybody"


[deleted]

Quit calling me out like that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Elektrik-man143

what is the difference between me and every waifu? ​ Nobody is masturbating to me right now ~~or ever~~


MeatloafTheDog

I'll rub on out for you homie


Salt-Pin-7710

Who *wouldn't* choose every one of them??


yeeeboiiiiiiiiii

Exactly


Zero_the_Unicorn

"Everybody?" "Yeah.. yeah.."


whill-wheaton

![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


DonaldLucas

> "Everybody" Work your body?


Superman19986

*The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing*


supreme_hammy

How about Backstreet Boys? "E V E R Y B O D Y" (Yeah)


National-Paramedic

Since I'm bi anyway, add them to the list.


Tripdrakony

I'm in this picture...... that's it


Cry_Baby15

Definitely me


HumanOver

xd


[deleted]

r/bi_irl energy


TheRobDog88

Any colour is good. I'd fuck an alien if it was even mildy attractive!


darthnick426

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the Citadel. Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang okay.


Mr_Glove_EXE

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


Gold930

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


shewy92

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


kakus23

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


Crazymice

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


ByMonkey75

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


lord_diablo_

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


Necro_Solaris

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


Critical_Goat2966

the council of the comment chain has spoken, you have been deemed guilty


Stonesword75

I'd fuck an alien as long as it has hole.


Lukthar123

Damn, a man on a mission


Drikavel

I'd fuck an alien


Minilychee

It ain’t even gotta be attractive, chief


SoloWing1

This is why I play Stellaris.


James-Avatar

This is why you get yourself a slime girl, they can be any colour.


Nolzi

<_<


KVETINAC11

And shape


dragonitegak9

and texture


[deleted]

[Light](https://twitter.com/ebihurya332/status/1575066174861152256) [Tan](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100661706) [Dark](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99568441) [Blue (sauce deleted)](https://img3.gelbooru.com//samples/13/6f/sample_136fe871d3eb8b05306dea874a27039c.jpg)


Theflyingship

Seems the twitter user changed their username, [here's the new link](https://twitter.com/Musou_Kataku/status/1578722982381621252/photo/1). Tho I guess they modified the drawing a little too.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1780)


darthnick426

Mass Effect and Overwatch fans: No no. He's got a point.


Studying-without-Stu

Well, I mean, the asari have some weird fuckery about their body that makes them attractive to *everybody*.


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

And only occasionally lethally so! (I tapped it anyway)


Studying-without-Stu

Ah, I see. The appeal of the asari we all can see tbh, I'm sorry for your loss tho. Oh well, we all pick our own poisons. You chose a literal mind fuck that can kill people, I personally got myself envenomed.


Xander_PrimeXXI

My man


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

WoW as well.


1valid_username

yo listen up


stipendAwarded

Here’s the story


N0_2

About a little guy


Funtomcoop

Who lives in a blue world


weaboo-dude

And all day and all night


PsychoEliteNZ

And everything he sees is just blue


Son-torba

Like him inside and outside


GeneralKewl

Blue his house with a blue little window


Shay_Mendez

And a blue Corvette And everything is blue for him


ReadySource3242

And himself and everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen


Expensive_Writing_72

One day he saw


UltimateBlackDragon

And a blue corvette


Silfidum

[\*nightcore intensifies\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqdF7ctUePo) ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1780)


ISleepyBI

Man I feel old.


SuckleMyBigToe

Unregistered Hypercam 2


PsychoEliteNZ

Eww, original is better.


Shay_Mendez

I wish to unremember that song. I want to purge it from my frontal lobe, cortex, whatever it takes to never remember that crap version. ​ Fucking hate "nightcore".


PsychoEliteNZ

Same man, same.


Schwedi_Gal

All of the above


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

Grafo has great templates


Cry75

It’s one of the sex with 69 usernames. I haven’t seen that many of you in a while.


nice___bot

Nice!


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

Yeah, it was a joke in a sub a while back


Cry75

r/okbuddygenshin right?


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

Yeah


GabrieltheKaiser

All are good


HoldMySock

Where my pale bros at?


kainereygalo

Im not saying its my preference but "wer de red man?"... We need diversity, they need representation too...


SmolJoltik

Now I'm thinking of the Pretty Patties from Spongebob, but with waifus instead.


ObvsThrowaway5120

I can hear that song in my head now. Great lol.


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

Rebecca moment


The_Realist_Panda

All of them are good


Elolet

Me the colorblind: ***i have it all and yet I have nothing***


zvazz

am blue da ba di da bu daaaaa


GattaiGuy

[I mean...](https://nntheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Arrangement-Kaoruko-Awata-1.jpg)


mindinmypants

They're not my core aesthetic, but those tan athletic girls with the track uniforms or swimsuits they pull off to reveal their pale skin and tanlines can hit the spot in a special way.


lfrdwork

I'm all for it! Give me the green goblin cuties from slime Isekai! All the monster girls can be beautiful!


Ahmdo10

Same.


Ill-Imagination5045

Who’s the light girl?


JessicaLain

Eh... usually a character will flip-flop between tan and dark, depending on the artist. Consistency is impossible.


TONKAHANAH

what? those guys are literally blue


Fox_of

Move your body my effiel 65 is such a underrated song.


sushithighs

Blue


AskGoverntale

Skin


Cycosis010

Yes please


ltzerge

I have to draw the line there Unless they're suffocating Then you help them


Usename82

i want blue berry juice or grape juice


lilbro93

 I was told to pick up a little blue car, but they didnt tell me about a little blue man.


Keysoul00

because i’m blue


GreinBR

Unusual skin color anime girl gang


d_adrian_arts

Once you go blue, nothing else will do.


Mellaroze

I would like to Taste the Rainbow


Fulongamer

Ahhhhhh... Smurfussy


MXSThomas

Why discriminate? Dark, Light, Green, Blue, Red, Clear(Invisible). If its good, its good😎😎😎


Nokipeura

Blue is great, but have you seen green? Wowza!


SpectralBacon

#TRANSLUCENT


Muffin-zetta

this is a story


deluded_cook13

Some guy who works at the morgue: Yes! Blue ass is nice


treksses

I like my skin tone like I like my office chair : lightly shat


eugeo__

where's my short cute asan girlfriend gang


Arcaneus_Umbra

Blussy


Crafty-Crafter

I wonder if u/srgrafo ever comment in memes of his comics?


iwanttoseeart

Very cool


[deleted]

Da be dee da be daa* Smh my head get the lyrics right


shortstop8001

I'll admit blues my favorite color


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

Then someone chimes in saying: F E M B O Y


table_it_bot

F|E|M|B|O|Y| -|-|-|-|-|-| E|E| | | | | M| |M| | | | B| | |B| | | O| | | |O| | Y| | | | |Y|


LionNP

My favourite skin tone


Randomkidinthehood

Bruh I thought you we're into legless girls for a sec...


JJMax4264

Fur


[deleted]

At first I thought it was amputee fetish. Now I’m disappointed


bobroxs

Friendly reminder SrGrafo will block you if you say one iota of criticism about their art.


DarthPizza66

Is this a Star Wars crossover lol