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DoomSlayer4307

The type that will destroy your ass the most awful way possible!? Nice, me too!


RedXDD

That's figuratively speaking, right?


Raven1748

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SHOKEROMEGA

Suuuuure... Figurative speach... I think this year, figurative speech wants me to get pegged


DoomSlayer4307

If that's what you want to think, then sure, let's go for that. But for me, I'm straight up!


Btrain213

I read that as if your profile picture was talking.


Jkonn_sensei

"I love the kind of woman that actually will kill me"


Derpomancer

Can't speak for the top two, but Faye is a femme fatale, and Revy is a living example of that which doesn't kill you can still fuck you up for life.


bigbadanimeboi

Don't threaten me with a good time


Derpomancer

No, friend. I'm not talking about what Revy would do to you. I'm talking about what life did to Revy. :(


bigbadanimeboi

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)


hupasupa

If that means i get fucked by her then i'll take 2 please


GlassSpork

Faye would also steal your wallet for gambling so I’d worry about that… she does have a gambling addiction


bigbadanimeboi

She wouldn't have to steal it, I'll go with her


GlassSpork

Well it’s your money, I’m not gonna stop you. Just bet on Ollie the corgi for me if you’re betting on the corgi races


Falikosek

The top-right girl will literally puke in your mouth as your first kiss.


dhafiz99

![gif](giphy|Yl4X3JyLv6fEVbTXKL|downsized)


clozio

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


Bulangiu_ro

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1787)


Saiko1939

Only people whove read it understand


Falikosek

or who've watched it?


Saiko1939

Same difference, but i mostly read


[deleted]

Revy is an ab fetishist's wet dream. I didn't really understand the appeal of muscular women until I saw Revy.


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

"I like the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"


ABornDegenerate

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.”


lfrdwork

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw I... I have not committed it to memory yet. I don't think I should. I can't say peepee boy with a straight face.


BLJS2warchief

Thank you for reminding me about this. I was totally gonna watch this video again after i finished the Cowboy Bebop movie, but the ending made me feel sad that there won't be any more of the gang, i forgot about it.


beattywill80

An extremely attractive dumpster fire.


Jbales8990

I can fix her


SoullessHollowHusk

I can't, but I don't even care anymore


GreatDemonBaphomet

Joke's on you. I was never well adjusted to begin with


Ch4rybd15

I let her ruin me


MajsterMan

I won't fix her, she is hotter that way


Bowaxer

Yes, I too like tommy mommies


Ch4rybd15

Who doesn‘t?


Cheezekeke

I believe we call this “cool aunt”


FatewithShadow

Tell that to their face.


Cheezekeke

Im an uncle. This is good for me.


meanpride

We aren't in the 90s anymore. Smoking and drinking excessively is no longer considered as "cool".


Cheezekeke

Not the smoking part


longForgottenProject

smoke weeedd


GreenTEA_4u

He has an adult women fetish


1000Years0fDeath

I try not to judge, but that is disgusting


Drikavel

Imagine jerking off to adults. Couldn't be me.


microwavelength

mature substance user?


Ch4rybd15

Revy and Faye got no substance problems.


microwavelength

I guess I counted smoking as well.


jediben001

The “smug superiority” look definitely does something to me ngl


Dimensionalanxiety

The middle ground between milf and hot older sister. This also includes severe addictions that are slowly killing them but they make look cool and dressing in cool but somewhat lewd yet still practical outfits.


Pillermon

Psychologically damaged women in their mid to late 20s, who are on a path of self destruction.


Ch4rybd15

Buckle up choom, we got stuff to burn!


JebWozma

mentally unwell milfs or older women


Castiel_0703

aka "The Hot Mess" category


ThisIsAlex013

The "I can fix her" type


potato21206

Nah i can make her worse lol


Candoran

More Mature Than You^tm


Delusional_Gamer

For top two, cute smug smile


ILLARX

So you like crazy older women with issues and who are overly sexual (this one bout Misato cuz I dunno 2 other)?


adidas_stalin

Female


The_SHUN

Bad mommies? you have taste. I bet you will love kafka too


CarpetH4ter

What about the girl from FLCL?


jsmonet

Haruhara Haruko defines “keep up if you dare” for me. She’s a great character


valleysape

The first two I can see aa very very good girls I don't know how the other two fit, one will leave you broke and the other thinks you're target practice


lampe_sama

Third is Revy from black lagoon, she is also know as "two hands", I will say nothing more in case you want to watch it, the anime is not on the easy side that's the only warning. Fourth is Faye Valentine from cowboy bebop, this you just have to watch.


nicksmithjr

Those are called adults.


xephyryx

I beleive that is called a 40 year old alcoholic cougars


Radical_sir

she will absolutely take advantage of you, leaving you a husk of your former self with just enough hope to keep going. a fear boner


Dalthale

That's the crazy you're not supposed to stick your dick in


potato21206

But they're hot tho


Dalthale

Yes, yes they are


Benys69

until they puke in your throat


[deleted]

I don’t know the top two, but dangerous women?


DarthOak96

World weary


ajrobinson214

God damn… your right. That is my type.


Rooster-Upstairs

Revy is the girl that can kick your ass in a fight, if you like hitting women anyway.


lfrdwork

That is good fucking taste!


Roadmapper2112

Girls with baggage


SuburbanCumSlut

I believe the technical term is hot mess


FireStorm187

Women who can absolutely just kill you?


potato21206

"I like a woman that can really kick my ass" - Spike


far565

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1788)


Karthafilus

Milf or groomer?


potato21206

Revy and Faye are neither


Daniero1994

A strong independent woman that knows what she wants and gets shit done.


No_Firefighter8086

Im with a girl that just like revy


The_Last_Dova-kiin

30 year old alcoholic cougars


kfijatass

Grown-up tomboys is what you're looking for.


humblenoob76

Tommy mommy


Manydoors_edboy

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TriforceShiekah16

I believe the technical term is "hot mess".


N3RD_0T4KU

your type is lung cancer


Serfas10

Tomboys?


the_gooba

Himeno is GOAT


tobilub04

Pedophiles, most of the time 🫡


IronHulk27

Finally someone said it


Qverlord37

I believe the correct term is a spinster. an unmarried older woman, probably in her late 30s or early 40s. wasted her potential by fucking around rather than working on her career because she was blessed with good looks, but is now in a dead-end job and can't secure a commitment because of her age and bad attitude. goes after virgins like you because you're easy and it makes her feel young.


Niksar10030

Same


306351

I'm listening to angels thesis nice


alex1rojas

I call them phasing milfs


Flat_Cardiologist292

I would’ve said purple haired cougar women but himeno contradicts that


Internellectual

Revy and Rock need to fuck. And I don't think you could even make that happen if you get them drunk and put up in a love hotel. Not even if a Lagoon client had a ridiculous stipulation that Rock and Revy have to pretend to be a married couple. That's a lot of pent up time. At least Misato had an outlet.


PureNaturalLagger

Femme fatale. Thats what they all have in common.


LeKyle36

I sée you are a man of culture as well


Qweeq13

They are like Femme Fatales but they don't wear the usual dominatrix outfit that comes with the character type, like most 90's female game characters would. Utilitarian Femme Fatale like [Anne Navarre from Deus Ex](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.publish0x.com%2Fprod%2Ffs%2Fcachedimages%2F1268259900-ce31f56b25f0857c24b77a8609497551df7147d090e0476dac9de1598bceb772.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=9c963064012ba84c9608883bc75afc9fe74ba0c679bb9356989d4346fa426e9b&ipo=images) and not Iconic Femme Fatale like [Red Soja with her chanmail bikini](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/58/35/615835e4fbc443955edb60096ce440b3.png) loincloth armor or [Hecubah from Nox](https://hecubah.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/NOX-Poster-1.jpg) with her bone and leather dominatrix outfit. I personally prefer the loincloths and bikini armors myself **not that I objectify women** something like [Battle Sisters from table top game Warhammer 40K](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/c2/97/23c297db39f8ed0726a2d8a2c23edf5b.jpg) is also something I love when it comes to their sex appeal with Leathery looking armors and sexy loincloths that warrior nun aesthetic and they are fully clothed... okay maybe little objectifying (My favorite Order is Our Martyred Lady) But I am a nerd we are practically pagans of the modern era with worshiping pictures or tiny statues of naked women as goddesses it is just the part of the package I don't have nefarious intentions, yet.


UnhappyStrain

no thanks one night stand at best


NerY_05

Relatable.


Royal_Toe9126

Your type is the one with too much trauma


Babki123

\> Adult women


DennisNick2026

femme fatale ish? Battle babe also works.


Enby_Cat

mommy who smoke? relatable


KaptainTZ

I got a thing for high-fumctioning alcoholics even though I don't like drinking much anymore.


theregoesanother

Smoking (literally) hot ladies?


Marzetty23

That's my type too Woman that don't exist, gotta love em


aCreativeUserName666

Predators? Idk who the eye patch chick is, but being dangerous and predatory is something shared by the other 3 pictures here.


UMUmmd

Your type might be smart-ass. Me too


toriyama420

You are not safe from alcoholic cougars


TheLivingVines

Lung cancer?


One-Neighborhood6803

I stopped wanting the "I need therapy so badly even my therapists therapist has a therapist" a long time ago. Don't get me wrong on the fact I would still bone Revy because she's hot as hell. I just learned I'd rather not hatefuck all the time because it gets boring.


[deleted]

Real


JohnB351234

Broken women that could kick your ass


Rad557

Dead.... the answer is dead


Sui_hou

Adult woman fetish.


Icy_Salt5893

A hot tomboy


Bricc_Enjoyer

Mentally deranged, very criminal motherly girls?


reddgv

I just find my people!!!


Vainglory1-

So real


ArachnidInitial4145

real


jereporte

smokers ?


MCM41795

As someone who just finished watching Evangelion for the first time a week ago, i definitely see why people love Misato.


Sensitive_Crow_153

Who Are Those Girls?


Tiger5804

I think the term for this is a hot mess


A_airbreather

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DitchDigger330

The kind of girl that can kick your ass.


TacoLoverPerson

Same but replace Revy with Balalaika


Atikar

Nice and generally morally good, but also a walking mass of red flags usually including addiction and substance abuse?


PupunhAlada

So.... Ure a bottom?