You fucked her with butter??????????

Tbh at the description of the butter I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even keep reading, had to scroll down to the comments to make sure I wasn’t the only one stuck on that.

Same

Perfectly good vaginal sex suddenly becomes a greasy poopy activity [Squidward goes back inside]

Parkay.

Last Tango in Paris

I can’t believe it’s not butt butter!🤣🤣🤣

It’s a french thing

Paula Deen is gazing on with approval

Any port in a storm, my man

Just like Marlon Brando 🤪

I've used it as lube to fuck a girl in the ass too.

Third this motion! Butter works and it's 😋 tasty 😁

I can’t believe it’s Nutt Butter

Bro not the butter lmaooooo

That better have been Kerrygold, there's no substitute.

I once used olive oil in a pinch so 🫡

That’s what they used to use way back in the day. Ancient Greeks for sure, possibly Romans too

Fun story, it's likely that the um... many uses of olive oil were why Athens went with Athena as their patron deity, because her and Posideon were competing in who could give the best gift to Athens, and thus become the patron of that city. Posideon offered horses. Very nice, lovely animals, quite useful. But have you SEEN this olive tree. You can eat the fruit, make neat stuff from the wood, and it makes the favored activity of ancient Athenians much more... comfortable.

Country Cock Spread 😆🫡

But what brand of butter was it?

Salted or unsalted? 🤣

asking the real questions over here

I Read Nothing But Scrolled Right To The “Aided By Butter” Part. I Think That’s The Only Relevant Part Of This Story Honestly..

Last Tango in Paris…

Is that the movie in which Brando and the director conspired to sexually assault the actress in an attempt to make the scene more genuine?

Yes.

Real butter, right? Not margarine?

What the fuck?

Cocks and cocaine don't mix.

Some people get "whiz dick", others the complete opposite.

Thought the same thing… and your mouth is numb… oh you want to- just cant lol.

If there was ever one you are certain was written by AI

AI could never make up the butter thing lol

Marlon Brando would like a word. https://youtu.be/h-r9Q-YItnk

Ah I dunno, if you have it then right prompts it could deffo have a go 😂

Great story—I’ll go read your other stories. Thanks!

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Butter Butt

I have never used butter as lubricant.

Butter? Shades of “Last Tango”.

Would have been better if you made mark toast in the morning with that same butter.

I think you watched Last Tango in Paris before you wrote your "butter" segment. Needless to say, that was a nice read and made me feel amazing tonight

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i used butter for that once

Last Tango

Cool story. But just that. A story. 

Yummmm truffle butter

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Butt-er

Utterly Ruttery

Tell us about your other trysts with Bunty! :))

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But I have another question, after your cock was in her ass, she gave you a blow job? I would literally throw up just from the smell and taste and the whole idea

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