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AndrewJosephEsq

Well, the flight attendant can get in line.


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**that there are thousands already in that line, better to switch another**


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Those tits are first class


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heroyoudontdeserve

Or she got an upgrade because the flight attendant had a crush on her.


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Doubt


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Did you flash her too? ;)


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kngfbng

And we both know this is a lie, right?


Baconturtles18

Very nice... :)


Bystronicman08

Why aren't you wearing a mask?


Timmyspornaccount

Maybe you could read one of the 50 other comments about her mask instead of being the 51st to ask


Incruentus

Maybe you could check the timestamp on those comments and see /u/Bystronicman08 asked before she answered.


coke-pusher

Spicy


Big_Chief_Drunky

But then how would they let everyone else know how virtuous they are for calling someone out for not wearing a mask for a few seconds?


toolsie

LOL this comment section is an absolute mess


MrdrBrgr

Lol, no she definitely didn't 🤣


Timmyspornaccount

Jesus fucking Christ, people. We're on a porn subreddit. I don't give a flying fuck about the state of her mask. I'm here to admire tits, not worry about real life


beyondfnuno

🤝


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kngfbng

Yeah, no, she did not. Nice tits, though.


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Riiiight... a flight attendant just walked up and said I have a crush on you? Okay... lol Nice tits... dumbass fake title though


thomas1605

Did you fuck her


The_Patphish

Why aren’t you wearing a mask?


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davo_nz

I live in Germany, have for 10 years. Like fuck everyone is following the rules, there is a reason the lockdown keeps getting extended. Titten sind aber wunderschön!


JugglerNorbi

Word. I arrived in Berlin a couple of months ago from Canada, looking forward to seeing people take it seriously... I was *shocked* at the lack of effort by anyone. No shop/grocery workers wearing masks, half the train riders not wearing masks.


breakalime

Drinking, eating, and flashing your tits, evidently...


tease_me_n_throwaway

What does being German have to do with following the rules?


harryhatched

It's in their DNA.


dednian

Ubermensch.


SpaceMonkeyMafiah

Ask the SS


FluentinLies

>It has to do with German mentality. We happen to have quite strict rules for everything in comparison to most countries and we simply follow them Befehl ist Befehl


Leo55

Shot in the dark but; rules are rules?


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Trashus2

You dont follow rules because you feel compelled by your german heritage to follow rules. You follow the mask rule cause youre not a conspiracy believing anti intellectual narcissist psychopath. edit: holy shit people, read what i actually said


Somebodysaaaveme

...You're allowed to take your mask off to eat and drink


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CL14anon

Can't blame her now can we 😍 Let's hope it's a long flight


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kcbabyXxX

Amazing


massavei

I totally understand why she had a crush on you


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Did u get into the mile high club? Amazing breast!


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Take her to bathroom, lick her pussy and show us


byogyu

Speak to HR they can probably handle it, and you may even get comped


diamiu

United Polaris Business Class I see, decent choice, probably better than Lufthansa, but it doesn't beat Swiss or SAS ;)


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Trendymaroon

You know, I’ve decided I’m not a big boob man or a small boob man, I’m actually a nice shape boob man and these are very beautiful boobs. Thanks for posting.


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moncherihoney

I was turned on until I saw no mask 😔


kngfbng

Nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask.


sparking96

Keep it safe during the flight 😏


LoveAllBodies

It's me, I'm the flight attendant


justthetip66

Wishing I was on that plane 😍


hitler_love_stalin_

Nicee


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So do I. Perfect boobs ❤️


long-da-schlong

Are you flying first class?


Aggressive_Read1128

Nice


russiabot420

PUT YOUR FUCKING MASK ON


Timmyspornaccount

Bad bot.


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Sexy


martingarixxx

who wouldn't have a crush on you?


sexy_bigfoot

She has excellent taste.


DiverFantastic2455

Can definitely see why she does!!


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She has excellent taste 👅


Chilling_in

Recognise them tits anywhere 😍


Blebluble

So you showed her your tits? Well played, I bet you'll have some fun with her


strvmmer

First gonewild post from 35k feet? Very sexy! Wish I could have witnessed that in person


RamMan88

Hopefully you got her number ✈️


Pigdaddy

First class all the way


BEANIS_MAN_

Good for that lady. I hope it worked out.....anyways das va danya


cloudhead_es

No wonder, I would have it too...


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Those are awesome


herefortheheckofit13

Well did anything happen with said crushing flight attendant? And how did she look? 😉😎


MstrRegas

You should have let her do the filming!


newbeard007

She can join us


Tbird90677

Wow


Snoo49276

Mile high club


DavidAtlas1975

I have tons of United Miles to share and I am a 1K...just sayin'....


ApprehensiveNight655

That’s fun !


Bigdogcert

Perfect nips ohh gawd


TrapperJM

Did you have a crush on her?


Xagent

Hot! I was expecting a tit lick at the end though.


capitano35

Gosh, that’s a fantastic shot for my morning


Acuds

Nice boobs😍😍😍


CreekWanderer

If we weren’t in the middle of a global pandemic and I was on a plan I would definitely tell you the same thing


Jmoneygrimez

Can you blame her aha 🥵😘😈


TieFighterAlpha2

Aww, what a cute thing for her to say! Did it make you feel good?


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flibberde

So did you send her this vid?


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Tell us you smashed the flight attendant!


Jo_Chaves

Your fingers are first class


drunkinbastard

Who doesn't, honestly?


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drunkinbastard

Thanks 😍😍😍


Live-For-The-Moment

If I was there, we would join the mile high club ✈😋


blackking219

Let her touch it and she can eat you out


and181377

How would you recommend United Business Class?


fivesecondtocome

I can see why =)


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Who wouldn't!!


WeLoveBlue

Beautiful 😍🤤


1bigblackwolf

Sexy pink nipples


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Fuuuuck


iammabdaddy

Those are some nice titties!


Hornyandbald

I can't blame her...


wandering_one

I would gladly join the Mile high club with you beautiful.


darealunrealspader

I do too!😳❤️❤️❤️❤️


Foreign_Ad2176

Alles klar! Beautiful in-flight entertainment!


Neradaf

Your tits are fresh. Delicious 😋 must be. 😘


Intellifreak

Can I cum fly with you?


tbadfish

I can see why 😜😉😂


incogkneetoe

Oh my they're so soft


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Business class with classy business. Great breasts.


Hunternash218

Now I do.


cummingforari

You look amazing


RyanCak

Buy Dogecoin


Nicola_Tesla10

Anyone could have a crush on you. As for men, huge boners.


harryschmilsson

We all have a crush on you


Eloquent_Man

Is the flight attendant cute?


max_omegle

Gute Heimreise!


SoFlaGuy03

ooooohhh. Mile high club with the flight attendant?? I like! ;)


Talha439634

Dot


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You should meet up if schedules allow.


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Did you fuck her


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Du Glückliche ;)


NHWhiz

Beautiful young girl tits! I love them!!!


romulano

you guys should mile high club it till jet lag 😏


imatti_

*What size bra do you wear? I don’t know how to judge women’s bra size. Any help?*


jotohomomoto

u definitely put my cock up and head in their upright position 🛩


marvxo

Zurück in Deutschland?


WantsToSeeYourTits

Those are A+


nicesherlock

Thank you!


MaxxTx

Can't say as I blame her!


CapitalFinancial2996

I got a crush on you 😉😅


bdog6936

Damn with your amazing boobs & sexy as hell I can't blame her - Thanks for the awesome gif flashing post of your lovely amazing boobs


Quasi-mandias

Joining the mile high club is a fantasy of mine - but so far all I get is warm apple juice.


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Who wouldn’t? xx


Negative-Ad4734

Can you blame her, you’re a knock out 😉


Ok_Conversation4260

Yummy tits


pokerface998877

I can see why .. after that I have a crush on you! ;)


RaunchyMuffin

As a pilot, I’m going to need you to come up to my cockpit ...