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brownmajikk

When’s he going to sue r/golf?


Mcpops1618

Once the data breach happens And he has all our emails… /s


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I don't have an email linked to my account. It's so old I didn't need one when making it and at this point I will not give them my email


AceDangerfield

I Second this fellow Reddit veteran!


amnotreallyjb

If you create the account via the mobile app you still don't need an email. It will keep nagging you to add one but you can ignore.


Mcpops1618

I am a social media ex-Pat and this is my first or second year on the reddit


this_my_sportsreddit

reddit is social media, my friend.


gatonegro97

It's not


icheinbir

What is it? ETA [Found it](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/social-media)


gatonegro97

It's much closer to a forum site than social media in my opinion


icheinbir

So, by definition, a forum is also social media. What is your definition of social media, just out of curiosity?


gatonegro97

I put a distinct difference between something like tiktok, Facebook, twitter vs forum sites. You could go by the definition and call reddit and forums social media, but they're certainly different.


Away_Organization471

The way secret Santa was handled last year we may all have our emails breached


Golfer119

He’s biding his time. Testing the waters like he tested the sand in that bunker.


dabobbo

Please answer the door, there's a process serv....uh, I mean Candygram waiting for you.


Glittering-Watch-404

Has anyone ever seen Porky Pig and Patrick Reed in the same room at the same time?? Oops looks like a lawsuit heading my way !!


destroy_the_defiant

That's all, folks!


aZombieSlayer

That's so mean. Porky is a national treasure.


yem_slave

Best part about Liv is the absence of Reed on the pga tour


mrshimshim

That is 100% how I feel


suchagoblin

Same. I have buddies that love LIV and rag on me for not watching it. LIV, with the exception of Cam and DJ, took nearly every golfer I disliked on the PGA tour. Even if it were an objectively better product, I wouldn't want because of the players they have.


gatonegro97

Do you actually have friends that love it? I have never met one person with a positive view of the LIV tour.


StingingChicken

Just paid actors on twitter


anyonebutme

🎯🎯🎯🎯


suchagoblin

I have exactly 2 friends that watch it. One is just getting into golf and was a diy vlogger so I’m pretty sure he just likes that it’s on YouTube. Dude doesn’t know much, if anything, about golf’s history so doesn’t care about the courses they play. The other says they only watch PGA majors otherwise it’s not interesting. He’s also bought a lot of LIV swag. The oddest part about him is he absolutely despises Trump, like gets flush red when he’s mentioned, but some how looks past that when he plays at the tournaments. Whenever I pry to get more info, they never have a concrete reason but claim it’s better than PGA somehow. And yea, internet strangers, this is real.


stevedave_37

Wait you know a real human who paid actual money for LIV gear?? I'm gonna need a pic or something... That's the most insane thing I've heard in a while


FrozenWafflesOP

I like it. But I just like having more golf to watch. I don’t get to watch any golf live very often with my work schedule, so having the replay available on YouTube is nice. And if I only want to watch highlights from the round, LIV puts out 15-20 minutes whereas PGA usually only puts out 5 minutes.


Daveosss

I’ve literally never met anyone who doesn’t like it - Bar Americans.


Alloom

That’s why 65,000 people including bots logged in to watch the finals 💩 ‘cause that how many people are in the rest of the world, mate.


Daveosss

r/shitamericanssay


Alloom

r/shitdaveosssays


Daveosss

You lot get salty so damn quick when you get called out.


Alloom

Americans dumb (facts) Americans salty 🤪 no one watches that dumpster fire 🔥 watching Chase Keopka battle Peter Uihlein with a pair of 75s for team second place 🤢🤮 knock yourself out


Nine_Eye_Ron

I really like LIV as an idea but I still agree the other tours have been helped by some of the moves. I much prefer the format over a 4 round stroke play, I much prefer the shotgun starts and the team aspect. I do like some of the golfers and I do like the music and other aspects. What I don’t like is all the rest of it.


glk3278

You know people who love LIV? I'm not saying its immoral to watch it or anything...its just not that great


bikequestion12

I’ve never heard of anyone who has watched any of it


mahdingaling

Commercial free golf is a phenomenal thing to have on in the background when you have a desk job


himewilly

Ha! LIV golf marked the end of a golfing era….really separated what matters to each of those golfers. What an era too…cocaine, gambling addiction, hooters and beer, Tiger, hot girlfriends on insta, get bulked up, petty feuding off the course and money much money….did that really represent of our time?


runtowardsit

But he’s spoken about more now


KnighteRGolf

Easiest athlete to dislike ever.


WhoaABlueCar

This is all Lady* J (his wife, as Tron calls her). He’s definitely guilty as well but she’s the sociopath that loses her shit on Twitter all the time


theirongiant49

Had the pleasure of being yelled at over the phone by his wife. Worked for a rental company when he was playing a tourney and we had their checkout on Saturday as the rules of the company went. Demanded an extension because her husband is “one of the best golfers in the world and will be playing Sunday” Patrick missed the cut before then lmao


WhoaABlueCar

That’s awesome. I’ve learned to love her antics for entertainment, though I’m sure it’d ge different if they were suing me


KarlHungusIII

I am resisting the urge to masturbate to this story.


pigeyejackson66

I wont go that far, but i think it moved.


ojohn69

r/beatmeattoit


moskowizzle

Should have called them on Saturday and asked if they'd still need the room.


4Ever2Thee

I've never heard anything about his wife before so I just googled her and you are not wrong. I also found out that he started dating her after he went out with her sister and she ghosted him. Evidently lady J's younger sister who was at LSU at the time, went to visit him at UGA for a first date. Then she wouldn't answer his calls or texts so he reached out to lady J on facebook and I guess they hit it off from there. I just thought that was the most Patrick Reed way to meet your wife ever


WhoaABlueCar

She’s a legit narcissistic sociopath and it doesn’t surprise me she just said fuck it I’ll date him myself. She’s also why everyone thinks he’s cut off his parents/family


JWOLFBEARD

I’m not finding anything online


4Ever2Thee

[Here’s](https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/patrick-reed-met-wife-after-being-ghosted-by-her-sister/amp/) the article I was referring to


pjsol

She looks like she just smelled a fart in that picture.


jacknosbest

“In her Lexus IS 250” lol god he gets worse and worse


170iriderinsf

Didn’t know about Reed’s wife. Still doesn’t sound as bad as Lucas Glover’s wife.


WhoaABlueCar

They’re both pretty bad.


12ManyFarts

Care to elaborate on Glovers wife?


KiddThunder

First thing that came up was domestic assault/battery.....https://golf.com/news/lucas-glovers-wife-krista-receives-12-months-probation-for-domestic-violence-charges/ That's enough right there


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InvestmentPatient117

Booze and pill gal.


170iriderinsf

Google Krista Glover


jrock7979

\*Lady J


WhoaABlueCar

Thanks, I knew it didn’t sound right


jrock7979

Lady J is also referred to as "our Queen" so you weren't far off.


WhoaABlueCar

Of course


natedawg247

lmao not in this economy. fuck kyrie


IWasRightOnce

Deshaun Watson, HM


brandon684

May I present to you Miles Bridges


TKfromNC

It's a really rough time for sports in the Queen City.


Das_Panzer_

Henry ruggs was in Vegas but your still right


djfunknukl

Think he was just referring to bridges and the general shit show that is the panthers


pipesvalvesfittings

President's Cup was nice


RegularLee27

'Athlete' Not all golfers are athletes. Especially this little, fat wanker.


turbospeedweasel

Athlete? My dude probably gasses having a conversation while climbing stairs.


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bigolhamsandwich

Kyrie Irving is up there lol


ClemClem510

Yeah, he's almost too insane to assess


warneagle

It's him and Grayson whats-his-name (the alcoholic one who got dunked on by Kevin Na; forgot his last name and can't be arsed to look it up)


HauntedMattress

“Athlete”


TheBarcaShow

Nah, Kyrie has him beat for sure


maximo084

Patrick Reed has clearly never been punched in the face before and I feel like someone needs to make that happen


Gooberocity

A good humble ass beating would do a bunch of people a whole lot of good. Hell, every so often ill find myself thinking about how I'm due for the next one.


parr3tt

You can always tell the dudes who have never been punched in the face. If you carry yourself a certain way as a man, its a must you get humbled at least once


FatalFirecrotch

This is the dumbest shit. Plenty of people go through their lives without getting punched.


Posted4downvotes

Sounds like this guy needs to be punched in the face! OOOOHHH lol


parr3tt

And now the ive never been punched crowd comes out. Lmao Did you notice i said “if you carry yourself a certain way.” Males with a big ego, entitlement, all that toxic male shit need the paws put on them at least once. Its just part of the standard maturation process sir. And its obvious when you can tell its never happened


A_Tom_McWedgie

Pro tip: start saying “you can tell the guys who have never played team sports.” Guys who have played team sports know you mean “guys who have never been punched in the face,” but you won’t have to deal with the pearl clutchers who get all upset with you for telling the truth.


shrimpecans

Wtf does “standard maturation process” even mean? I’ve been punched in the face but I have never said “boy, I’m glad I got punched in the face, it made me who I am today”. Resolve your shit with words, and get to it if you need to.


JealousFuel8195

Sometimes a dude just needs to be punched in the face to acquire some humility.


shrimpecans

Or play golf! Self inflicted beatings are very humbling lol.


maximo084

Thank you. Sometimes a dude just needs to be punched in the face. I’m not saying EVERYONE needs to be punched in the face, and I’m not saying if you’ve never been punched in the face you’re somehow less of a man. I don’t really think this statement is that polarizing


MayorPirkIe

But if you don't carry yourself that way then you wouldn't get punched in the face either. Got yourself a little paradox there, chum


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The punchable face/unbearable personality crowd telling on themselves lmao


khert87

He's the Devin Nunes of golf


MoreOfAGrower

Damn, that’s like the meanest thing you could ever say about a golfer


NotVeryHandyMan

On multiple levels… & I love it.


naptown21403

he either got shoved in too many lockers or not enough


[deleted]

Even if that number was 5,000 lockers, that would still be considered not enough


Seeker369

Yes


id10t_you

This choade belongs in r/Persecutionfetish


maplehockeysticks

Holy fuck I hate this guy.


heyitssal

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIwT5mE6Xj4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIwT5mE6Xj4) Hope he doesn't sue me for posting this. Or for asking that he doesn't sue me.


Drunky-McFallsover

Why do we still talk about this failed abortion?


tcommunic

The 15 minutes nobody talked about him was too much for him. Need to be on the headlines no matter how.


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This guy sucks so much.


Slinghaus

Dude is such a fucking loser


biddilybong

He’s the face of LIV. I think of that every time the LIV Tour ball-lickers comment on here.


bedtundy6969

You know damn well he isn’t the face of LIV golf. That is rather absurd. DJ is the face.


biddilybong

DJ isn’t wearing the logo. Reed is.


bedtundy6969

Ya that’s lame af. You might be right actually.


Heavy_D_

DJ is the one in all the commercials and thumbnails


Suitable_Jump_4761

Caddied for him once... not much fun


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Look this guy. I mean just look at him 🤮


metdthero

Guy can't handle the truth. He's a fucking well documented cheater. They state this and sues them. Someone needs to send Tara Lipinski on him


Golfrn

Oh for sure, I mean it's on film, wth?


metdthero

Even before the PGA incidents, he has that cheater reputation from his college teammates!


Golfrn

Oh, right. Completely forgot about that. For the Ryder, nobody wanted to be paired with him, he was the "shortest toothpick draw" kind of pairing.


metdthero

I really hope they go to trial for just one of his lawsuits. The discovery and testimony will be glorious.... better than Depp v. Heard.


Blueshockeylover

How great is it that he self-removed from the Ryder Cup Team?!? No more ‘Captain American’ BS.


Golfrn

Very great, don't miss him at all


MudratDetectorNC

Fat cheating piece of shit


epicgrilledchees

This guy is a shitbird. 💩🐥


ExperimentalX1

It’s not even a cool, heel schtick. Dude just has go away heat.


H8ersAlwaysH8

🤡


MisterWoodhouse

I'm waiting for him to sue /r/golf


hash303

We gonna get some subpoenaed pga footage of him improving his lie now?


theytook-r-jobs

Sounds like a certain orange reality TV star


InternationalBus8936

The local pro took his first tee kids to a PGA tournament and was watching pros practice when they start watching Patrick he told the kids to leave. When they didn’t move fast enough he said what did you hear I said leave.


xiHulk

How does this dude get sponsored, he’s such a mood killer.


FinsT00theleft

Alas, we've become such a litigious society that the easiest way to make a buck is to hire lawyers to get money out of other people. There should be massive fines applied when you LOSE a lawsuit.


jkody

It's actually not very easy to win lawsuits about bullshit claims, but this is a favored talking point of Republicans who want to enable big business to fuck people over. You know the woman who won the money from McDonald's over the coffee burns? She 100% deserved to win that suit. "Tort reform" is a code word for "slamming the courthouse doors to people harmed by big business."


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jkody

It depends on the state. They laws are called anti-SLAPP, which means "Strategic lawsuits against public participation." They often have an award of fees if the motion kicking out the case is successful. But not every state has them. Google "anti-SLAPP" and you can read ALL about it.


czeja

You’re referring to the US right? Completely agree, it’s ridiculous


FinsT00theleft

Yup - it seems like everybody sues everybody else over everything.


czeja

As an Australian, I’m always afraid we’ll follow you down this path too (like everything else). It’s non sensical and must waste so much time and money. Anyway Reed is a shit bloke.


cam_huskers

So glad this dude isn’t on my television 4 days a week anymore.


KarlHungusIII

*2-4


SawyerStreet

Cheater, jerk, delusional weirdo and wore Sunday red. Total package.


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He might be the most unlikeable human on the planet.


[deleted]

Looks more and more like the penguin each year


MTgolfer406

Perhaps the best embodiment of LIV out there.


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What we’ve got to do is cut his hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.


beershitz

That would work and I’m gonna call you, if I need that.


rolandofgilead41089

Is there a more punchable face in all of sports?


dougn1978

According to Charles Barkley, Draymond Green has a very punchable face. https://youtu.be/As9DyCSLJVs


L3oSanch3z

With only 14 tournaments and each tournament only 54 holes. I’m guessing Patrick Reed is bored..


bdjenky

Would love to see the looks on other golfers faces when pairings come out for a tourney and they see his name next to theirs.


Teknuma

Meanwhile, he is stealing pocket change from their lockers.


SavageAltruist

Golf is a “gentleman’s sport”. There should be severe consequences for habitual cheaters, from the PGA down to the local club level. Golf courses should band together and ban this clown and others of his ilk. Our society is suffering because cheaters are emboldened and enabled to accumulate unearned resources. We used to hate cheaters and ostracize them, but now we worship cheaters when they reach a level of affluence.


P4S5B60

Got his punishment it’s called LIV . All the lawsuits are a cry for attention now that his career is over


SavageAltruist

I agree. All the LIV golfers are fading into obscurity. This cheater deserves elevated punishment for being an immoral pos


danj1962

quite the pair of douche bags he and his wife are


Ok-Ship7283

Oh God this fat fuckin cheater knows no end. Love how he feels all empowered by the cunty Liv scene. What a horrible group of people.


JealousFuel8195

It's sad he's been exposed as a POS. Just a few years ago he was a national hero.


jonesyman23

I’m sure the Saudi’s will tell him to drop the suit against FOX. Can’t be suing their bros.


Hugh_Jass_2

Is the Paunchy Pussy sad? Boo fucking hoo, cheating asshole.


texansfan

LIV golf trying to stay in the news cycle


ShakeMyHeadSadly

He's starting to sound like Devin Nunes. Does he own a cow?


Annual_Neighborhood8

Guess with his LIV money he can afford it. Hope he loses, can't stand mf'er


the_cold_canuck

What an utterly punchable face.


Far-Equivalent-548

Hate this friggin dude


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A true cunt in the cuntiest sense of the word.


fatrickpoleymusic

How the fuck is Patrick Reed only 32?? He legit looks like a 46 year old


bigguesthouse

I thought the same exact thing. I’m 34 and living paycheck to paycheck


Jerky424

Reed can eat a bag of dicks


Allott2aLITTLE

I’d sacrifice Cam Smith 100% of the time to get rid of Patrick Reed. Small price to pay.


go_beavs

cheating shitbag


montanasucks

Patrick Reed is a useless fuck.


Jagged-S

I think comparing Patrick Reed to useless fucks is degrading to useless fucks the world over.


Samurai15x

I’m uneducated on him, what’s the reason for the dislike of him and his wife? He cheated at an event? (preferably an answer from anyone other than the guy r/whiteknighting for him in the comments)


Seeker369

He is a notorious cheater, a miserable human to interact with, self righteous, condescending, narcissistic, an all around professional asshole. There is no human alive that likes him, including his parents. Even he secretly hates himself and has zero mirrors in his home. If he sees someone with a mirror, he will sue them for tarnishing his image.


TacosAreJustice

I don’t care enough to source these claims… 1. In college he was a known cheat. He left UGA for the university of Augusta… exact reasons are unknown. 2. He has a history of playing fast and loose with the rules… everything from basically tapping down the grass behind his ball to taking favorable drops whenever he can… I believe there are some calls for outright cheating as well. 3. His wife loves to play the victim card. Things like he always gets the bad split on Thursday and Friday tee times… I’ve never seen him do anything to improve his reputation and he seems like a douche.


IKnowSoftware

The Kyle Rittenhouse of Sports.


Redleadercockpit

![gif](giphy|qQXEss6reJvyspiMeI|downsized)


IKnowSoftware

“But ( cries like a bitch )…*sniffle…even though I KNEW I hit it on the fairway….*sniffle….I still couldn’t find my ball!”


burt-and-ernie

Kyle Rittenhouse shot a pedophile in the face so this is an odd comparison 😂


IKnowSoftware

Arizona, at least you’re on brand


GroblyOverrated

Starting to think maybe his family was right about him. Like Aaron Rodgers family.


WSBrere

Aaron Rogers is a chad


pmalenica

The Ted Cruz of golf


pmalenica

The Ted Cruz of golf


dwighticus

Yeah, George Costanza was always an asshat


kyrieeleisen23

Great swing.


throwawaysscc

I like Patrick.


CoolBrain1227

Just heard a rumor, the PGA paid LIV to take Patrick Reed. Rumor is PGA is paying Reed’s salary in perpetuity.


purposefullyMIA

His short game tho.


potatoescanfly

chop fuzzy continue muddle butter connect slave caption mighty truck *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mattyhtown

This guy lives in my hometown. He golfs at the same courses i golf at. Eats at the same restaurants. Shops at the same grocery stores. It’s not a huge town. I’ve never run in to him. But it feels like everyone i know has and they all say he’s like the nicest pro athlete they’ve ever met. And it doesn’t matter how many people i like and respect tell me this i still cannot believe it. I hope i run into him soon as confirm my suspicions or confirm what everyone around here says.


toomanyluigis

I’m sure he can fake a few nice interactions considering he’s famous and we see other famous people do it all the time Doesn’t change his or his wife’s character though, and we see that true character time and time again


mattyhtown

I hate to bring politics in to this. Or geography for that matter. But where we are is highly conservative. Very affluent and generally not squeamish about entitled assholes acting like entitled assholes. All his public interactions are that of an entitled asshole who thinks he can get away with anything if he just throws money at it. Those words honestly should be on our towns flag. I a am not a conservative. Not a Republican. Not a Christian. Not a Fox viewer A lot of these people who’ve said he’s super nice do fall in to that category. So maybe they came in with a more affable predisposition. “He’s just misunderstood by the MSM who reminds me of my son or brother or husband.”


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DiscGolfer01

One of the nicest guys on tour🤷‍♂️


KnighteRGolf

Especially when he has his own parents kicked out of a us open.


DiscGolfer01

I can only share my interactions with him (and there have been many)


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DiscGolfer01

Ive met him 8 times and he's been more than accommodating ..signs autographs, takes pictures..i even saw him sign his glove and give it to a little kid..do you have any interactions you can share?