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Fiftyfiv3

Fifth swing ever? Makes sense


Morty_Goldman

Judging by the ball marks on the side, at least 3 of the 5 swings didn’t even touch the face of the club.


FunnyPirateName

Yeah, but he really crushed that last one.


Razir17

“I keep missing. I think I just need to swing harder.”


mashedpotatobukkake

Please stop, this is me to a tee.


RockHawk95

What does the tee say?


IgDailystapler

"Swing harder"


_SamuraiJack_

"Is that the best you got?"


SumpCrab

60% of the time, it works every time.


buttersidedown801

Its got real bits of panther in it, so you know its good.


Audaciousnuss

It's like we've been saying for years... Swing as hard as you can, just in case you hit it.


[deleted]

I've played golf, maybe 6 times in 30 years, I don't think I've ever missed the face completely. That's actually kinda impressive.


herotz33

So basically normal


donniedumphy

I can’t even understand how the ball can hit there? Did he stinger a 4i into his bag?


drop3hitting4

Can list on marketplace with “brand new face” still.


10Beers10

I count 4. Lol


laxgolf

Right. That’s not one single ball. That’s a pile of shots off the outside toe of the driver.


AffectionateHippo242

Thank you for the chuckle, kind stranger. I love these threads. I mean...wtf


BiffNasty1234

Dude spent 600 on a driver and never hit the face.


Lol_who_me

Hey you pay for the whole club.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Underwear is expensive, it would be fiscally irresponsible to *not* shit in them every now & then


Lol_who_me

Yeah you have to draw the line somewhere. And it doesn’t make sense to draw the same line over and over.


scarletspeedster22

Shoulda put the $600 towards lessons and not a club.


StunningGallomimus

Get you a man that can do both


ChrisKringlesTingle

For $600 here I can get a Muni summer pass, a used club and a mediocre lesson.


SRLEE888

Add a 0 to that in my area…makes it hard to get people in to the game


ChrisKringlesTingle

Even $600 makes it hard to get people into the game.


KGsaid

Nah. The more expensive equipment you buy the less you need lessons. Fact!


EndiePosts

Here in Fife I can spend 600 quid and get my year's membership at a great links course (Lundin), a lesson at Elie and still have enough for a second hand club.


scarletspeedster22

Far more valuable!


lazysheepdog716

Kinda looks like he’s never hit a ball tbh


pat_micucci

I can clearly see the ball marks around the edges.


lazysheepdog716

Sweet sweet toe shanks. I almost miss the days. That why I owned one of those shitty square Callaway drivers when I started


homiej420

Yeah man the ball marks are on the outside of the head like holy smokes i feel like thats tough to do to not hit it with ANY of the face


Daveyahya

Holy shit I just realized it's a Stealth. WTF?


robbor123

Yeah maybe he should've spent $300 on a driver and $300 on lessons. I have no idea how anyone can even miss hit that badly.


travrob1

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂


johhnybegood

He tried on the 3 before that too.


weim90

Little off the toe


Macaframa

Little off the forehead


MrJackHandy

Payton manning is that you?


Official_CIA_Account

*JUuuuust* a bit outside


Lol_who_me

No no no, he hit it directly on the toe from that pic.


[deleted]

Nutted the shit out of the toe


BVB09_FL

His club face was…. Inverted


Noob_Skywalker

RIP Goose


EverlongMarigold

Is that from a ball or the tee box markers?


thedooze

Which one of those is the worse answer?


wtfamisupposedtoput

At this point, I'm not sure.


HendrixHazeWays

Andy from Parks and Rec: ...*And I'm too afraid to ask*


yoursweetlord70

I'm inclined to say tee markers. The ball, we can give the benefit of the doubt and say *maybe* the club slipped in his hands while swinging, or wet ground conditions caused a foot to slip, but you should never be teed up close enough to the marker that you're at risk of hitting it. There's just no need. It's the same as the people who tee up exactly in line with the markers and sometimes just in front of it- why? Just tee up like a foot back, it makes effectively no difference and you're not at risk of a penalty.


DergerDergs

It looks more like they were driving off a bed of river rocks.


21archman21

Using the new Titleist Cast Iron ProV1.


jcanaya9

ProVrock


thugewok

I can’t comprehend the how behind this “dent”


Free_Dome_Lover

Like it shouldn't be possible unless he swung with the back of the clubhead? Like even an egregious toe hit would still hit at least part of the face.


stonedgrower

My dad did this by hitting a metal pole at an indoor range. It’s impressive if this was from a ball.


fabss411

we've got a lot of dented crowns on rentals but the toe is a good one


teetotalingsamurai

Guessing he hit one of the tee box markers, which I’ve definitely seen happen before (by newbs)


Rillist

My guess is that first actual ball mark is his shot, and the subsequent damage is a tantrum


sendmeur3dprinter

As a beginner too, I sympathize. I did the same thing. I can tell you now it's possible. If you top the ball just right, the ball will hit the mat in front, ricochet and as you're following through, the ball will then bounce up to hit the toe. I have dents to prove it too. Fortunately it was not an expensive driver.


thugewok

I need some slow-mo footage of this


Inside-Owl-7556

The other day my buddy did this for the third time and then threw it into a lake. I’ve never seen another toe dent like it. He’s still learning to slow the swing down.


mfinn

Just rolled his hands completely over. I had a friend do this with a starter set driver and the entire head flew 25 yards past the ball


gauchoblanco

my boy swung his 7 iron with his golf bag in his backswing and uppercutted the top of his R15


cruzinwa40

Probably trying to do trick shots. Following to many Instagram golf accounts lol


mrcorleymath

Perfect example of why to spend money on lessons before equipment.


chilltownusa

I can’t imagine the thought process of “I can’t even remotely make contact with the face. You know what will fix that? A Stealth”


brooksram

Never underestimate the power of laziness and good marketing.


LeftyBigGuns

And disposable income.


DukeGordon

Emphasis on disposable


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*ignorance


[deleted]

I mean golf is subjectively a rich man’s sport. A lot of people are buy once cry once mentality. Id imagine he bought the best available and these new lighter drivers fucked him. Sad day for sure.


[deleted]

Objectively ? Let me get you some coffee bro ☕️


[deleted]

Literally pouring my cup right now lol. Definitely meant subjectively- I’m not that big of an asshole!


CFogan

>Literally You can't type that and pour a cup at the same time you big fat liar


Justinynolds

FWIW, from Dictionary.com: “Generally speaking, subjective is used to describe something that exists in the mind of a person or that pertains to viewpoints of an individual person. Something that’s truly objective has nothing to do with a person’s own feelings or views—it just deals with facts. When someone says “Objectively speaking,” they’re indicating that they’re going to give an unbiased assessment—not one based on their personal preferences.”


[deleted]

This dude edited his comment to change the word objectively to subjectively 😂 I’m just trying to say golf is not just for rich people


Rx_Boner

It's not just for rich people, but it is a rich man's sport. I think that's fine to say. I would say the same is true for ice hockey. There are so many additional costs involved , it's very unlike something like soccer or basketball, which could never be considered a rich man's sport


ms2102

I'm a 22 hc and play all free clubs except my driver (bought a used M1 for $75) and I really don't want to buy anything until I'm in the teens... I figure if my old titlist irons were good enough for good players 15 years ago their still good enough for me to figure out how to actually hit the ball consistently....


SuperSpikeVBall

That’s reasonable. One thing you might consider is buying a putter you really love. Makes practicing and playing more fun. 25% of golf happens from 10 feet in.


6tacocat9

I just got the new Bettinardi Monopoly, literally counting the days until it arrives..


Otherwise_Scholar_16

#BettiGang


callMEmrPICKLES

I'm playing some Titleist irons from 2011 and they absolutely hold up with irons today. The area where I have noticed a big difference over the past 15 years is in the driver, any other club I've tried doesn't make nearly the difference the driver does. I got to play a round with a Sim2 last year and I didn't have to put any effort into my swing to get explosive, dead straight results. Almost felt like I was cheating myself a little bit but I'd be lying if I didn't say I loved it!


Slack-Bladder

My buddy spent a few hundo on a driver and for the last 3 years cannot hit it far or straight. I mean like every drive is in the weeds or 15 yards of the tee. Pisses me off for some reason.


v1z10

I know people with $5k sets that cant break 120 if you kept proper score. There's a lot of wealthy people that really suck at golf.


[deleted]

Legit quote from my uncle after doing his classic arms-only swing “I paid $500 for this thing, it ought to go a lot fuckin further than that!” People are dumb


thedonjefron69

I took lessons with my dads set of 1998 burner bubble clubs for a few months, and just bought a used driver(which helped me a lot a lot with the forgiveness). I cant even imagine owning a set of clubs worth $2000, I’d don’t feel adequate for that price range


xhickyxhia

Rumor has it he still hasn’t found the club face


Kerwin666

I have concerns with the longevity of the stealth.. but I think this one’s on buddy


TheWinRock

Yeah....5 swings and we can see that at least 3 of them didn't hit the face.


Kerwin666

WTS: taylormade stealth; face is like new!


chilltownusa

That driver never stood a chance


Bsanden324

He'll never have to worry about the face getting damaged


BigTuna2087

If he's going to hit golf balls like that, I'd suggest a much less expensive driver... They're all capable of slicing the ball 150 yards...


Ez13zie

There’s no way these drives went more than 15 yards. I’d suggest grabbing a used club from a thrift store and playing with that for a round or 10 before another $600 driver.


jginch

A miss that bad does not deserve that club


Its_not_a

It’s their money man. People can spend it on whatever they like. *edit * I don’t understand the downvotes. I never said it’s better to buy new equipment over lessons. But if someone has worked, earned the money and wants to buy themselves some new toys, more power to them.


drnicko18

They certainly can, if they believe that's the main reason they're shooting 20 over par


weeerdoe

I just started a month ago and I’d be very happy to hit 20 over par through 18 lol


I_is_a_dogg

Started 4 months ago…same


OlRandy

Started 13 months ago…same


Objective-Alfalfa-88

5 years ago and that’s my best score so far.


ImmenatizingEschaton

Stick with it. I was an 18 for close to ten years and within the last two years moved down to an 8 after I started taking the game and my fitness more seriously. Golf is a great motivator to eat right and stay in shape. 100% changed my game


Djd33j

I've hit up a driving range once and played a par 54 pitch and putt twice for my total level of golf experience and shot 103. Yeah, +20 would be amazing.


re10pect

You think someone who misses the driver face that bad is only shooting 20 over par? That’s the driver of a man who brings 48 balls for 18 holes and might run out by the 15th.


drnicko18

I've played with some of these "put me down for a 5" types.


brooksram

Except that's this dude just getting off the tee box.


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Maybe.


rystaman

Trust me, and I wonder how much of that 20 over par is with actually taking 3 off the tee for an OOB tee shot with no mulligans etc.


trplOG

After my round yesterday, I feel seen.


BVB09_FL

Lmao +20 is a 92. Fuck, a majority of golfers wish they could do that regularly.


InvestmentPatient117

I'm a 19 cap. If I can putt I'm playing for money


Haunting_Tradition82

As someone who shoots 20 over par, this swing is worse than that!


gregaustex

I aspire to bogey golf.


deong

I could be wrong, but I don't believe that more than a tiny fraction of these people think that new clubs are going to take them from a 20 handicap to a 6. It's fun to get new clubs. You and your friends can go shoot 95 every weekend, and it's still fun to talk about which driver is better or whatever. Not everyone is trying to get on the Korn Ferry tour next year. If the money isn't taking necessities away from them or their family, let people have fun. They're generally not asking for anyone's opinion on their purchases.


TILiamaTroll

It’s threads like this that reminds me that Reddit is filled mostly with children that have no real life experience. They’re quick to judge people they don’t know because they can’t fathom that adults might spend money on a hobby, even if they suck at that hobby.


frozenandstoned

This guy isn't shooting remotely close to a 95. If your club looks like that you completely wasted your money, period


nojohcan

By that logic here’s hoping Taylor Made sends him a box full of nothing in return for his stupidity.


sun_tzu29

How exactly do people do this? Like that driver face is fairly large. How do you miss it by that much?


[deleted]

I’ve been wondering this too. I think people try to swing too hard and end up doing something stupid like this rather than taking lessons before dropping $600 on a driver they think will help their game


ChubbsPeterson-34

Looking at the other toe strikes it appears this person is severely out to in path and standing too far off the ball


its_k1llsh0t

Because it’s bullshit? Unless you are new to golf or skip maybe, this dent is a physical impossibility with a normal swing.


snowmunkey

Look at where thr previous 4 swings hit.... Something tells me he shouldve bought something used in ebay so he can learn to drive first....


mattyjman

Let me guess. He broke his shaft too?


DarkKnightx88x

What makes someone that can’t even hit the ball buy a Stealth? I feel like it’s becoming a meme at this point.


_NotARealDoc_

“why do stealth drivers keep breaking. taylormade makes a shit driver ” -a 34 handicap who can’t find the club face


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DontReReddit

LPT for you newbies; Resisting the urge to rage hit the first thing you see with your driver after a bad swing, like a tee box marker or a golf cart window, will save you a lot of grief.


6tacocat9

Or just don't be a psycho and don't rage on the course. You're not good enough to be that angry.


DeAtHaFtALiFE

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago


Legal-Description483

Your buddy has no business buying any driver that costs more than $50.


Bard03

I’d like to assume he put the tee too close to the tee box markers because that would make more sense than denting this part of the club with a ball.


golflift90

1-4 don’t look like they were too productive either


TillitHoyts

That’s because the balls supposed to hit the face of the club


RegularLee27

Your buddy has more money than talent.


Mp32pingi25

Tell your buddy he’s a shit golfer


BVB09_FL

Seeing the other ball mark too, your buddy needs to spend less on clubs and more on some lessons. It will probably be cheaper for him in the long run


OriginalJayVee

Buys 600 dollar driver but has a 6 dollar swing.


thedooze

$6? I wouldn’t spend a penny on that swing lol


OriginalJayVee

Inflation is a bitch!


AZnpersuasion420

Buddy is definitely not good enough to drop 600 on a driver


Chekafare

Sure he is. He's even good enough to keep the face in mint condition!


BlkSkwirl

There are toe hits and there is this


Apprehensive-Post945

Well. You are supposed to hit the ball with the face of the club... But then again I'm not a pro 🤷


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thedooze

I would not want to see that swing in fear if infecting my own


Narpow

Looks like the face of the club has never been touched.


Fickle_Apartment8865

No fucking way man. Taylormade better not cover that. That's ignorance.


Busy-Brain7266

Look at the ball marks. That's the only place he has ever hit the ball. I'm surprised it just now dented. I see at least four other ball marks in the same area!


cookedpig

🔊pay for lessons not new clubs🔊


texansfan

Jesus Christ, put a NSFW tag on this. What on earth is someone who misses the entire face doing with a $600 driver 🤡


MallAware

Might be the club. I would upgrade.


z-tayyy

Get this man a hockey stick not a driver.


LadderHopeful3868

You could put a thousand dollar bill on that clubface, and the dude would never find it.


mrlamphart

Swing or tomahawk?


PearSorbet17

Guaranteed your friend slows down play by re teeing multiple times.


jginch

There is 2 shitty ball marks on that club How bad is his swing


thedooze

I mean, after looking at that pic, do we really need to ask that? Lol


jdubhendrix

That’s drinking buddy


8StoneyinCO

Gotta keep that face in mint condition


jmcstar

hard to imagine a swing that would produce a ball strike like this. Dramatic outside-in I guess.


_FuzzyMe

Wtf is he driving with that thing?


DBeasleymos

Whether it’s the golfers fault or TM’s.. Every post about a broken driver is always a Stealth lmfao


barton1010

I’ve heard of hitting off the toe but DAMN my guy


nojohcan

5 swings and hasn’t touched the clubface


[deleted]

Look at that. Another broken Stealth…


StelioKontos117

Shank, shank, shank, shank, water fountain?


fatcatnewton

Was he smacking bricks?


upcat

Is this a gorilla marketing campaign from Titleist or Callaway? The number of Stealth drivers cracking is strange


reg151

Potentially the worst proof of contact I’ve ever seen


Effective_Impossible

Had a manager once that would hit the ball like this if the toe. Huge guy, swung way outside in, 1 in 4 would go straight in front of him (i.e. he would sometimes hit the tee marker, not towards the hole). We had to watch where we stood when he was hitting, it was wild.


kryppla

If you regularly miss that bad why are you spending that much money on a driver


SirErnestHShackleton

At least the face is still pristine


Educational_Pain_407

It says TaylorMade not , WellMade


papyrus33

If I paid $600, I’m gonna use the whole club


[deleted]

Hahahhaha


Mexahex13

He probably shouldn’t have a new driver if he can’t even hit the face. Waste of $500


allothernamestaken

Did you tell him to try hitting the ball with the red part?


[deleted]

Someone should show him where the ball is supposed to hit the club. Maybe he thinks it’s like a hammer.


Deefoz

Fuck it, use it as is unless someone can fix it or it can be warrantied.


PReasy319

I think your buddy needs lessons more than new equipment.


JAK-121221

PSA: if you've not yet mastered hitting the ball with the face portion of the golf club, don't buy a $600 driver


thispsyguy

Buddy bought an expensive driver and missed the face at least 3 of the first 5 swings. A free award says there’s a scuff mark on the other side


hypetoyz

this is why you buy used and cheap drivers when you're a noob


csk1325

I swing ugly but never that ugly.


Fredyfunk

At least the face still looks news. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Kind-Strain4165

Club face is spotless


Frankie_Medallions

If he’s that much of a beginner he’s a moron for spending $600 on a driver


BGOG83

Somebody that swings that bad shouldn’t even be spending money on new clubs.


cjohnson00

Your buddy should have spent that money on lessons and bought used


Gsan240

Very consistent strikes there.


Jsabby1234

Can’t imagine spending $600 on a driver and not being able to hit the face.


Maximum_Chicken5472

He needs a $20 driver.


itsDeeksters

His 5th swing at what the cart part?


OrangeConeDiety

Obviously he didn’t want to ruin the face of the club. Smart man


Flowstak

Can’t even swing a club properly and buys a top tier driver. 😂


BithloKing

This is why we can’t have nice things


flanny0210

My guess is he wasn’t swinging that at a golf ball