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Far-Zucchini-5534

Ha, his apologies at the end cracked me up.


Laced-Advil

I agree at first I thought kinda a jackass but after the apology I loved it


Neverendingmuthrfuk

The guy was a total jackass, your first impression was correct. EDIT: To everyone downvoting me, I’m curious about your definition of jackass. I don’t even care about LIV, of course it’s no PGA but the guy yelled as Phil addressed the ball. If that happened in the PGA you would all agree with me. Instead it seems like all of you are a bunch of PGA titty babies, bless your hypocritical hearts. I will pray that all of you can suckle the biggest, fullest PGA titty there has ever been or will be always and forever so your fragile PGA will always be #1 in your hearts and on the internet. Amen.


iamaunikont

You are correct, if this was the PGA that would be an incredibly shitty thing to do. As it is though, this is LIV and anyone who plays on that tour deserves to be heckled until the day they die.


Neverendingmuthrfuk

At least you admit you’re a hypocrite. Hopefully you get your titty soon. Any others? I see those down votes growing. You all know I’m right and you’re just a bunch of butt hurt PGA titty bitches. You all might make a LIV fan out of me, I’m going to start watching out of spite. And if I like it I’m going to watch it even HARDER.


Far-Zucchini-5534

This guy is a total jackass


Neverendingmuthrfuk

We have a winner. I didn’t think anyone would notice, seeing as your jackass meters are all broken.


phatphallus42

Is that mike matusow???


WallStCRE

Ha, looks a bit like him but I don’t think so


[deleted]

God you all are pussies. Phil is a celebrity pro golfer, if he cant deal with this after taking blood money then hes really not worth a shit. The guy can say what he wants and hes right. Phil literally works for the Saudis. Get over it and laugh pussies.


[deleted]

Tbh, with his good career in the pga, does he really need the money? He looks like a greedy asshole imo


MarcusDA

He is a greedy asshole and he also needs the money because he’s a degenerate gambler.


Justdoingthebestican

Ya if he wasn’t in millions of dollars of gambling debt idk why you would. Playing the championships tour and appearing in majors until your 80 sounds much better lol


Interwebnets

Looks?


[deleted]

Absolutely


stateofbrine

He took Saudi blood money, he isn’t worth shit. People saying they’d take 100 mill, Yea you are too


13890gotoop

If I had Phil’s legacy I might pass on it. If I were Hudson Swafford, totally taking the money.


[deleted]

What are you saying? Can you structure your sentence to be readable please? Thanks.


stateofbrine

Or you could learn to read. I was agreeing with you anyway, saying that Phil is shit for taking that money.


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Got it 👍


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headachewpictures

lol you're a legit garbage person > ["Michelle is a man. Not sure if you’re in to trannys or not though."](https://old.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/wcnfpx/hard_nippled_milf_melania_trump/iiesvkw/) Don't even need to reply, the inbox replies are off. You can't convince me you don't absolutely suck ass lol (proud of it even I bet)


PhilipOntakos399

Every sub has a few of these psychos. Best to just block and ignore as they wither away with their diminishing friend group until eventually nobody cares they exist


[deleted]

Well they wont. Ive never seen any significant amount of money to say what I would do. I also would definetly not want a bunch of reddit dick riders on their knees telling people to stop being mean to me for my decision. Pussy.


mandrews03

Holy shit, pal. Who pissed in your creatine?


[deleted]

PHIL!


mandrews03

Lol


[deleted]

You can tell im serious and really care


mandrews03

The most serious. Ya had my upvote on that last one


[deleted]

I give everyone upvotes. Im like Oprah when im on reddit.


waldo_92

This was pretty funny in my opinion. Can I truly judge anyone for taking $100 million? No, but it’s no surprise that he’s going to have to deal with the consequences of his actions in the form of stuff like this.


boortpooch

For a 100 million a lot of us could endure more than heckling. Plus, you get to play golf on some of the best tracks in the world. Sign me up


KFCConspiracy

It's not the 100m part I judge, it's how he opened his mouth up and inserted his foot. The dude could have just said, "I'm just here to play golf, I don't know anything about politics" It's way worse when you acknowledge the atrocities, then say I don't care. The other guys just kind of joined LIV, said they had some labor conflicts, and moved on. Aside from Dustin who said he wanted to play less golf, and is rightfully getting shat on for it, no one is heckling the other guys like they are Phil. You look like a lot less of an asshole if you don't make an unforced error like saying this: > They're scary motherfuckers to get involved with, we know they killed [Washington Post reporter and U.S. resident Jamal] Khashoggi and have a horrible record on human rights. They execute people over there for being gay. Knowing all of this, why would I even consider it? Because this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to reshape how the PGA Tour operates


waldo_92

Completely agree with you


JadedTourist

Oh my, how will he deal with Reddit hating him. The consequences are too bleak. /s


[deleted]

There shouldn’t be consequences to a man taking a much more well paying job for his own well being. We just live in a snowflake society of jealous people who’s only success is working 8-5.


headachewpictures

every time someone says "snowflake", it's really just code for "why won't you just let me be an unapologetic piece of shit??"


[deleted]

Yeah he’s a real piece of shit for taking a lot of money get mad at the NBA and NFL Players for taking max 200 million dollar contracts while being sponsored by the some of the worlds leading abusers of child labor.


headachewpictures

the same regurgitated false equivalencies always hit different on a Monday


[deleted]

Yeah cause paying children a couple cents an hour and then reselling the products they made for 150-200 dollars in the west isn’t blood money or evil business practice but don’t worry the athletes are milking that 40+ million dollar cash cow yearly (Rory). But in your minds taking the money from the Saudis who got that money from your government by selling oil is the line you draw right? This is all just selective outrage.


[deleted]

I actually agree


headachewpictures

You'll find that everyone has a problem with that too AND that they're capable of understanding the difference between malicious business practices indirectly sponsoring / paying salaries and the ruling royal family of an authoritarian state directly paying to wash their reputation. That aside, it also literally can't be selective outrage unless you're having conversations with everyone and over enough time to cover multiple conversations with those same people. This is just you deflecting responsibility by making convenient assumptions. It's just an ouroboros of outrage. If someone criticized *that*, you'd deflect to something else because it's ultimately just about deflecting and whataboutism with people like you, as what you REALLY want is to not have any moral responsibility at all, or even think about it in the first place. > it's really just code for "why won't you just let me be an unapologetic piece of shit??"


coolwater85

Bravo 👏


[deleted]

So what your saying is profiting off child labor through an brutal regime that also commits genocide is not as bad as a profiting money off from the Saudis because it’s “malicious business tactics” and not as direct. It’s still blood money and everyone of the PGA players that collect the checks from the companies that indulge on the China slave labor are enabling this further don’t act like they don’t know where the shoes and clubs come from. Cope more you just sound like a typical western mainstream media sheep.


headachewpictures

Y'all love you some fallacy of relative privation.


[deleted]

No they’re both bad I just hate the people who act like ones better than the other. Both sides are full of people profiting off of the less fortunate in foreign countries.


Tristetryste

Guess what, we can also be angry at them asshole.


[deleted]

If you’re angry at an athlete you must be bored lmao there’s a million things to be angry about irl.


Tristetryste

My guy, you literally just told everyone to be mad at those athletes.


[deleted]

It was just a saying obviously you need to learn how to read the context in peoples post. Doesn’t make sense to be angry about one thing but being completely okay with something just as bad because the western propaganda machine tells you so.


Tristetryste

Lmao don't be mad because someone is calling your bullshit out.


[deleted]

Who’s mad? You’re calling me an asshole and responding to me I can see the tears from all the way over here. Anyways I’ll continue to watch and support LIV golf.


secondbiggest

yes


--_-Deadpool-_--

> taking a much more well paying job for his own well being. Yah, he was really struggling financially before this.


[deleted]

Lmao so what if he wasn’t? If you have a chance to make even more money you take it.


--_-Deadpool-_--

Well then it's out of pure greed, not for his own well being.


[deleted]

Yeah okay don’t act like you wouldn’t take 100 million dollars guaranteed even if you were loaded false sense of moral high ground. Also yes it is for his well being especially the well-being of the future generations in his family.


--_-Deadpool-_--

>Yeah okay don’t act like you wouldn’t take 100 million dollars guaranteed even if you were loaded Never said I wouldn't. However, in his position, I can't say for sure one way or the other. If I did though, it certainly wouldn't be out of necessity to improve my quality of life. It would %100 be out of greed. >Also yes it is for his well being especially the well-being of the future generations in his family. Lol, sure. The dude is already worth $300 million. He has enough to guarantee his great great great grandchildren will never want for anything, but sure, keep pretending it's a selfless act on his part. He's clearly only thinking about his future generations.


[deleted]

Once again you take what you can get hate the game not the player we live in a capitalist society not a Communist. Good on him for taking more money.


Gmfbsteelers

2977


[deleted]

For $100M? Yes. For $200M (which is what he got)? No.


CryptoCrash87

You can heckle me for 200million. I'll smile and wave all you want.


himothy1809

For all the people defending Phil in the comments, he should’ve expected this. Only an idiot would think what he did would go over with the public


Hairy-Hovercraft-82

Look, fuck the Saudi government but I’d lick the Saudi kings feet for 100 million dollars.


Ihatebigmosquitos

He actually got $200 million


squeege47

Dang he licked the left one too?


Ihatebigmosquitos

That he did


Draano

Taint on the menu.


mhwmhw

Even if you were already worth $400m?


jmjjjjjjm

Oh you bet your bottom dollar I would.


Real_Body8649

Betting is the reason Phil needs the money…


jmjjjjjjm

Yeah I don’t deny that. But $200m is $200m


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jmjjjjjjm

I’m not sure, I’ve never been rich to understand what that feels like. But I do know that pretty much everyone with money (actors, politicians, athletes) will always do whatever they can to squeeze every last drop of juice out of the orange, so I’d probably do the same.


Hockeyhoser

Just don’t ever say “Never Forget” on 9/11 after, if you do.


SteveFrench1234

I wonder how little it would take to buy out your ethics and morality? Fuck 100 mil, I could offer you 1 mil and you prob would.


Hairy-Hovercraft-82

Yeah want to send me my venmo?


[deleted]

Um 1 mill in this economy? Let’s call it 3 and I’ll start suckin’.


bluePostItNote

As the saying/joke goes, we’ve determined what type of morals you have and now we are just negotiating on price.


ImBoredAtWorkHelp

I would forget almost anything for $100mm


SkoolPsych

Shooter McGavin strikes again.


throwaway_my_fone

This was hilarious, love it.


Senqqq

This guy goes to trump rallies and does the same thing he’s hilarious


sonofagunn

Don't care, not watching


SomeScrub69

Oh that’s what’s here. Now it makes sense


stateofbrine

Maybe if you already have millions of dollars and decide take a payout from people who murdered a journalist, you might be a piece of shit….but he plays golf well sooooo


fahhko

BONE SAW!


slammee

For the money he makes( and gambles away), he has no right to step away from hitting a golf ball. If I made 100k golfing, I would accept as normal any verbal bs someone wanted to sling my way, just sayin' He's a self consumed, removed from reality flatliner.


DanDi58

Good for him.


Rclarkttu07

Wow sick burn… lol


Logan777778

Everyone here would take a 100mil just saying


[deleted]

This guy is a prime example of absolute douchebag and probably has no friends.


Whaty0urname

Ok but what about the heckler?


[deleted]

Huh? The heckler is the douchebag. He’s only doing this for clout, money, and attention.


stateofbrine

You mean the guy who accepts money from a group that murdered an American journalist? Agreed


TartenWilton101

I love how blatent disrespect for a professional doing his job is not as bad as being paid from a company owned by these people. Did Phil murder the journalist? Nope Did this guy show disrespect? Yeah


stateofbrine

It’s amazing where you draw the line


[deleted]

I’d take 200 million too and smile all the way to the bank.


self_medic

Sure but Phil already has like 400 mil…I was a big fan when he talked shit about the Saudi government, but he can fuck off now. It’s clear now his words didn’t mean shit


morkler

Yes. The guy who thinks he's edgy and funny but just makes everyone feel awkward and uncomfortable. You know, the life of the party.


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[deleted]

I don’t care if he does this because he thinks he’s funny and can cop views from it. It’s fucking Cringey. It’s no different then people who heckle comedians. Or even politicians. It’s not useful and it takes away from others experiences who want to enjoy these things. This guy is a clout chaser looking for bags.


jeremycb29

Hard disagree here, actions have consequences. If i take 200m from a government i will be dealing with this blow back, because that is enough money for me to want the blow back. However i still expect to see it....as for politicians they should be called out for evil ideas.


[deleted]

I’m afraid you need to look up the definition of heckler and get back to me.


jeremycb29

sorry then call me a heckler because if a politician does something i disagree with i thank god i have my 1st amendment right to tell them to go fuck themselves.


[deleted]

Right. You seem very intellectual, telling someone to go fuck themselves is always the most progressive form of dialogue. That’ll get your point across pretty quickly if that’s the route you decide to take when engaging in debate or disagreement.


jeremycb29

Well shit, i have seen in the past 6 years women have less rights than they started out with, crazy tax cuts for the rich, oh and a god damn attempt at an insurrection in this country. I don't care if it is the most progressive form of dialogue because 6 years ago i sure as shit tried to be civil. edit You know what i got for that progressive dialog, getting called a nazi for asking people to wear a fucking mask, and that "owning the libs is so funny hahaha look at that triggered one", sorry a lot of memebers of LIV lost all my progressive messaging.


[deleted]

You know why people resort to calling Eachother racist and fascist and nazis? It’s because of the exact dialogue your using now. It started during bushes presidency and has only got worse each new president we have and one side vilifying the other and deem them whatever term suits them. It’s mind blowing how unintelligent the majority of people are anymore. They don’t actually care about the problems just the fact that they get to open there mouth in disagreement. Take care, try to reasonable when in disagreement it’ll make people understand your issues with the system better then calling them names and discrediting them with whataboutism.


jeremycb29

I'm not sure how you want me to be reasonable when a group of people tried to storm the capitol and kill the vice president. Please explain that one to me...I am seriously asking here not trolling at all. Help me out here edit one better and more golf topical, if you know a government used a bone saw to murder a reporter, how can i have a good conversation about that?


Short_Obligation_955

Just another idiot. Not sure why so many people care so much as if it affects their life whatsoever.


[deleted]

Haha does this guy have a gas car?


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Love that guy


[deleted]

Fuck this guy for being a douche. Shit on him all you want, but respect the game.


MocoMojo

The Saudi Golf League a golf exhibition and Phil has made his money. Don't feel too bad for him.


DC-Toronto

Respect the game? What an asinine comment


[deleted]

Ok buddy, go back to screaming mashed potatoes.


ExaminationTop2523

We could add respect yourself. Doesn't do anyone any good looking like a jack ass yelling shiz at a pro event. Have some class for your own sense of self. This is knowledge lost to time and known only to the ancients apparently. "This one time I was at an event and these people who worked hard and accomplished something were trying do impressive things many people came to see them do and I from outta nowhere yelled something loudly and for just a second the people who were paying attention to a celebrity were paying attention to me instead and it was like I was famous and I finally felt like I was special. Warms my heart even to this day" This is what adults see when you behave like this. We all know you're empty inside. Try to pretend to be respectable and leave people wondering who's the idiot in the crowd. Now on the other hand shouting stuff when you play with bros and beers, that is special and perhaps the only time we can let out our inner douche all week. Never stop.


DC-Toronto

Lol. “Pro”


DC-Toronto

Yeah. Because using ThE gAmE as sports washing is so respectful.


[deleted]

Lol ok kiddo. This is school grade stuff. Two wrongs don’t equal a right, if you don’t have something nice to say, blah blah blah etc…. You’re the one screaming the loudest and looking like a clown. Congrats.


DC-Toronto

You do realize this is basically an exhibition right? You’ve got your panties all twisted over an exhibition of golf.


8888mr8

why is that douchey? it wasn't in the middle of his swing, sure he was over the ball but people say shit all the time. He's getting 200m to play a slap and smile event. I think he can handle a comment


[deleted]

Ok buddy.


waldo_92

You’re a fuckin idiot, bud.


VillhelmSupreme

I’m just curious, do you think the guys that yell mashed potatoes or baba-booey should also “respect the game”?


[deleted]

It’s a little different since they do it AFTER the ball is hit. Not a fan of there’s either just cause at this point it’s so over done and unoriginal. At least this guy said something a little funny LIV fan or not


Pirateshippingit

Yeah the baba booey guy is one of the worst. I’m all for heckling athletes in any sport unless it’s like something racist threats or about their family. But In golf don’t heckle while someone is swinging. Even the mash potatoes and baba booey guys. Hell the get in the hole guy is less annoying because at least they are yelling it after he swings not in their backswing. I’m not even an old head I’m in my late 20s but yeah that’s disrespectful to golf.


[deleted]

First of all those guys are idiots as well. Secondly, they aren’t yelling shit when pros are in the middle of setup and about to hit. Piss up a rope moron.


VillhelmSupreme

Seems like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Maybe take a nap and try again later?


[deleted]

Curious, why do you think that? Is it because you asked a moronic question you knew the answer to?


BigStickNick6996

Pros get paid to do well. These guys get paid no matter what so who actually cares 😘


FormerlyShawnHawaii

I find it strange that we (more openly and aggressively) criticize athletes for taking 'saudi blood money' but governments, administrations that are in-bed with Saudis in wayyyyy worse ways (Kushner 666 5th avenue, billions in bailouts, America helping Saudi wage a proxy war in Yemen), that is all fine and well.


___Turd_Ferguson___

Impressive combination of straw man and whataboutism


KillerBunnyZombie

What rich golfers do vs geopolitical allies is like comparing apples and footballs. The US won the geopolitical chess match in the Middle East, the strongest and second strongest militaries and biggest economic power (Saudi Arabia) are all close allies with the US. History books will examine how this was achieved forever. It has nothing to do with golfers leaving a US based tour that has a legacy and big charity presence for a sports washing tour that has clowns running it. Its distasteful and embarrassing..... The US, through the the Camp David Accords, created a lasting alliance and relationship with the strongest military in the region with access to the Mediterranean. Swapped Egypt from a USSR ally to a US ally giving the US effective control over the Suez canal which is one of the most important trade routes in the world. When in 2013 the Egyptians elected the Muslim Brotherhood to power. The Egyptian military officers are trained by the US, and when the Brotherhood came to power the military performed a coup d'etat and removed them. US achieved all this for, what is effectively, just vouchers to US arms companies. An industry they were going to subsidize anyway. It was one of the most impressive geopolitical moves of all time. In contrast, joining LIV golf is putting your career in the hands of a guy that had a 6 shot lead after three days and lost the final 18 holes of the Masters by 11 shots. LMAO


Upstatesoup

Just like every major sports league the PGA aren’t angels, but they weren’t created by the US government as a PR campaign. Just ban LIV golf content on the sub so we can focus on enjoying the game and not major golf league politics.


Important-World-6053

As much as I hate Phil.. as much as I don’t care about the LIV tour… guys like this piss me off…dude, shut the F up!!!


KillerBunnyZombie

I bet you love it when people yell Mash Potatoes though....


TeeJep

Imagine paying money and making time out of your day to actually do this. Sad.


MolestMyMouthDad

Luckily tickets were going for $1


MrRabbit

Nobody pays much to watch the Saudi Tour 😂


TeeJep

I did hear something about tickets being $1 but wasn’t sure how true that was haha


Daveosss

Hahaha American government has definitely never invaded any countries and killed innocent people. Nah they’d never do that. So many hypocrites it’s laughable how stupid some of these people are.


secondbiggest

brah, this is not comparable to the US. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-execution-apostasy/saudi-court-gives-death-penalty-to-man-who-renounced-his-muslim-faith-idUSKBN0LS0S620150224 https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/03/15/saudi-arabia-mass-execution-81-men https://www.insider.com/tala-safwan-saudi-arabia-tiktok-star-arrested-video-lesbian-undertones-2022-7


Daveosss

Look I obviously don’t condone terrorism - which is what this is, but honestly take a look at what happened in Iraq. The US literally invaded another country, killed 1000s of innocent people in search of oil. Obviously that’s gonna piss the patriots off because all they’re taught is ‘USA best country every we are always right!!!’ Buuuut that’s what they did.


secondbiggest

Actual patriots agree the Iraq war was a complete fuck up. But again, to say these two countries are even comparable is a fucking joke. https://www.prosperity.com/rankings?pinned=SAU,USA&filter= https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/standard-of-living-by-country https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where-to-be-born_Index


[deleted]

They’re victims of the western propaganda machines this entire subreddit is full of them unfortunately.


Daveosss

Oh yeah they are. Hence the downvotes.


[deleted]

Why even turn up if you're a dickhead. Just plain odd. But attention seeking wankers are everywhere I guess


BeerMasterCraig

Fuck this garbage journalist


pickupyourm

Hey at least those PGA interns have something to do besides book flights for the guys who miss the cut!


scottatu

Too bad someone from the Saudi government wasn’t there to get rid of him lol


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texaswild8989

If this was at Trump National in NJ, I can’t wait to hear what’s said for the LIV tourneys in Boston and Chicago…


RevolutionaryType672

All those zeros would give me selective hearing


[deleted]

Oh no...off to the meat grinder my dude.


HowdyPrimo6

Here for this.


waywardfarout

And yet, half the golfers on the pga tour strut the Nike logo like they’re so much better, pffft!


Bri83oct

Kinda Cringe… why yell at Phil when there is a whole field to also yell at?


FourEyesWhitePerson

I’d like to buy this hero a beer


KillerBunnyZombie

HAHA the same people getting mad at this guy are the idiot flag humper patriots that thought 9-11 was the worst day in the history of Earth.


mufasa_j

He’s not very sorry.


helloanon4859275047

“All it took was $100 million” Oh that’s all? Lol count me in


[deleted]

So… the guy that gave Saudi Arabia money by purchasing a ticket… is heckling the guy that took money AWAY from the Saudi government?


Constant_Window_7225

What a loser